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TEHRAN, Iran, June 18—The|

Iron Curtain leaks a lot of the bitter fun that is poked at the Kremlin and Russian communism by the jokesmiths behind it. Within less than a year I have touched within wisecrack range of Iron Curtained people in the

| Orient, Europe and now the Middle East and have heard many of the stories that are getting

|Year Plan. A commissar showed one begger after another. See that {him Moscow. coffin coming down the street”? In “See that automobile coming five years there will be one coffin (down the street? Well in five after another.” years automobiles will be coming] The funniest one I heard was down that street one after the ahout a foreign visitor being other. See that streetcar? Well, in| \around a Russian medical center. five years one streetcar will be! {A minor official took delight in coming after the other.” |showing him the wonders of SoAnd so on. The peasant re-\yjet gurgery and medicine, but

turned to his village. leach of these revelations left the “Explain to us now the Five isitor unmoved.

" ill de-| Year Plan,” the villagers “But why through the nose?”

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laughs from Vienna to Harbin, Manchuria, i Ask a Viennese what time it is! and he may refer you to the Red| Army -— “They got my wrist-| watch.” Ask a European refugee from | Manchuria what the latest joke there is and he may slip you the one about how Russians are living in a veritable Garden of Eden (—as Adam and Eve did, before {the Fall of Man, naked and una{shamed. | | “We're naked,” say the Russian

| people, “and they (the Commu-|

| Many Stories Obscene | Many of the stories are obscene, and turn on Russian cusswords.| Others are based on puns and untranslatable nuances of language

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point in English. There's such a one about the old woman who sought a visa to} leave Russia. The commissar dis-| couraged her with a Russian maxim: “A place is always better where we are not.”

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said the old woman, I want to go away.” She interpreted the “we” of the! | saying to mean Communist of -| | ficials. | Another visa story: A horse, cow and a donkey applied for exits from Russia. The | horse and cow were refused but the donkey got his, Later the first! two demanded to know of the! {donkey how he happened to suc{ceed with the visa office. | “Oh, I've got relatives thére,” he said. A Russian peasant was nominjated by his fellow villagers to go {to the Kremlin and bring back an! | explanation _of the current Five

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