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Inside Indianapolis By Ed Sovola

: Re. AS TF there wasn't enough discontent in the world, an Institution of higher learning tells us new “there is no such thing as a contented cow.” This preposterous statement was issued by the Ohio State University School of Agriculture. I say it's preposterous because I know a lot of cows that are contented. Right here in town. As an alumnus of that great seat of learning located in Bloomington, anything that emanates from OSU makes me twitch. That goes for their football players, basketball players and bovine statistics. Why woull a cow he discontented? What's all this stuff the Carnation milk people have been peddling for years? > & THE COW EXPERTS in Columbus fay bovines are sensitive and full of emotional conflicts. Every herd, according to the report, has a queen and the competition for this esteemed position makes every member of the court bitter and maladjusted. Sometimes the milk production suffers. Bah, phooey and pish-posh. Let the learned gentlemen visit the Roseday Guernsey Dairy Farm, 1941 E. Hanna Ave. Let them look into Phyllis" big eyes. Let them talk to Mrs. Flossie Beghtel, owner; her son, Rex Beghtel, managef and Armour Benson, assistant manager, o SO MRS. BEGHTEL was shocked when I told her about the Ohio State announcement. Rex Beghtel said, “I don’t believe it.”

DISCONTENTED COWS?—They might be in the Buckeye State but not in Hoosierland.

‘No Contented Cows? So Much Hogwash

Armour rubbed Eulalia's wide and silky head and drawled, “I don't see how they figured that out.” The dairy cows in the modern barn were a picture of contentment. Soft music filled the air from the radio. You .could look up and down the long aisle, both sides, and nowhere could you see a face twisted with emotional conflict. «>» FRISKY little calves stomped on clean straw and eyed their mothers. Three of the youngsters were feeding and we didn’t hear any complaints that the milk supply had been curtailed. The owner and the managers picked Phyllis as the happiest cow in the herd. Phyllis sort of smiled when I approached. She thrust her massive head forward toward my hand. A tongue

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the size of an automobile tire innertube caught I

my hand. “Is Phyllis the queen?” “She's just one of the girls,” laughed Rex. “They're all treated alike.” oh co MRS. BEGHTEL said a godd manager is the

secret of @wgontented herd. A former manager |

in her employ didn’t know or didn’t care to handle the herd properly and,his conduct reflected in ithe cattle. “Wedad a jumpy and nervous herd as long as he was in charge,” said Mrs. Beghtel. Rex explained if a cow has plenty to eat, a

dry bed, is kept warm _and kept on a regular '

schedule, she'll be happy. There isn't another blessed thing she wants, “Look at Eulalia and her son” Rex said. “Does she impress you as a discontented cow?” oo 0 oe YOU MIGHT NOT helieve this, but Eulalia winked. Junior rushed up to his mater and nuzzled her. T wish the men of Ohio State had been there to see that, Armour had an illuminating thought on the subject. He said noisy children and loud shouts upset a herd. He could see how a herd of largedomed investigators, hopping around on academic pogo sticks might throw peaceful cows off their rockers, “You have a veterinary vaccinate a cow once and she'll never forget him. Cows are pretty smart animals,” Armour concluded. “- Ge BN WHAT WAS WITNESSED at the Rosedale Farm is proof enough for me. Phyllis, Eulalia, Virginia Belle, Gem, Agnes, Helen, Clarissa, Thelma and the rest weren't putting on an act because company came. They were happy because they had the world by the tail and doing a job. And someone else was fulfilling a responsibility, Take another look at your cows. gentlemen. If you're not careful you'll be getting buttermilk and It will serve you right.

It Happened Last Night One Avid Reader Votes

By Earl Wilson

NEW YORK. Apr. 16 A lady who claims we are her favorite columnist demands that we print a man’s picture— Just once. : This lady, who says she never misses our column, not even once, and who gives the name of Mrs. Earl Wilson, or something like that, states that we are always talk- ¥, ing about bare-chested females. And how about bare-chested males just one time to give the girls a thrill? Not wanting to go too far, we decided to let Barbara Pex ton babble about handsome men—then we could have both. “Whom do you consider the handsomest man?” we came right out and asked Miss Peyton, while lifting our chins and flashing her our profile just by way of a hint. “Gregory Peck!” Miss Peyton bounced around excitedly in her seat at the Warwick Raleigh - Roam ate the . very though of Greg. “I think he's a DREAMM!" she squealed. We're sure that the fact Peck is with her in a movie called “Only the Valiant” is the reason she voted for him instead of us.

Rory Calhoun

«oad i “THE ONLY THING, he's so married. I did everything I could.” Miss Peyton palpitated. Miss Peyton was pulling our hollow leg. as she's soon marrying Franchot Tone. She thought Greg Peck is handsomer than Clark Gable, Rory Calhoun, Guy Madison, Steve Cochran or anybody. “Handsomer than Tone?” we asked “No comment,” she evaded. “Greg.” she swooned shamelessly, “looks like a little darling boy that’s just growing out of his clothes. His hair seems to be cut a little short to add to his boyishness.” We know nothing about masculine prettiness and will welcome nominations from all Beautiful Wives, We figure, with girls, the one with the beat measurements wins unless her face scares you. But with men, what do you go by?

Aboard the Mo By H. D. Quigg

LONG BEACH, Cal., Apr. 16 (UP)—The hospital corpsmen on the battleship Missouri are a fine crowd and they don't mean anybody any harm, but if you get to talking with them they like to tell about Alvin and his right jab. Alvin is a hospitalman, like the rest of them. He actually is a Naval X-ray technician and has been in the Navy six years and on the Missouri

one year... He has several claims to distinction among his fellow medics. One of them is his right jab.

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USING IT, he became the only medic on the Missouri who ever sterilized a penicillin needle with his finger. Unintentionally, of course. Your correspondent ran across a whole crew of hospital enlisted men in the ship's operating room. The occasion was not an operation. Alvin was giving a premiere of hig color picture slides, using the white wall as a screen. The men on the Missouri have seen Japan, but about all they saw of Korea were some hills in the distance as the ship bombarded the coastal areas. To make up for that, they snapped countless pictures of the coast and the waters around it. Alvin is hospitalman Alvin Gerber, 24, of Philadelphia. He does things which delight the souls of the other hospitalmen. They love Alvin, but they like to kid him. They like to tell about

For Bare-Chested Males

HOW HE LOOKS in a bathing suit? How he looks with his chest bare? Whether he wears V-neck pajamas? We desire advice on this from B. W.s, Péter Lawford, Miss Pevton said. is the coollooking handsome type —the young English lord sort, dashed brainy. “Clark Gable—oh God, I saw him in a night club and he looked so great. He's the kind you think would pull you down on his lap without a word and crush you and you'd love it. “Steve Cochran wants about six women at & time and they all have to Je true to him.” We've always noticed t dize about handsome men even though in love with somebody else, so we said: “You're talking about everybody but Franchot Tone.” “Look.” she said,

or somebody else may get him.”

“ % & THE MIDNIGHT EARL: Rita Hayworth, who announced her love for hot dogs, got a dozen roses at the Plaga from Samuel Slotkin, head of 4 meat company. To each rose stem, he attached a hot dog. . . . Rita danced at El Morocco with the Shah of Iran's kid brother, Mahmoud Reza Pahlevi. With her also: Socialite Bobby Gardner. . . . Purchase of Eagle-Lion by United Artists will cost 750 motion picture jobs. . . . Mrs. Impellitterismay do a Faye Emerson Sstinton TV.... Mike Jacobs has identical ranch bouses at Rumson, N. J. ‘and Miami. . ... The Arnold Stangs are expecting again. . . . Ludmilla Teherina plays one of Hoffmann’'s loves in.“Tales of Hoffmann.” , J a EARE'S. PEARLS: An namary Dickey

see and be scenes.” > % 2 WISH I'D SAID THAT: Robert Q. Lewis, phoning for a dental appointment. found the

dentist out. He asked the nurse when the dentist would be out again. > * & TODAY'S DAFFY DEFINITION: ~—Astrological client”—H. A. Casey

Snag Werris, the comedy writer,

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finally wrote something a magazine accepted— | his check for a Subscription. . . . That's Earl brother. :

Salty Stories Of Alvin's Right Jab

the time he spilled a bucket of paint on the operating room floor. The doctors were very unhappy. : > 4 2 THE INCIDENT of the right jab was told by Hospitalman 1/C William Haley, 32, of Cambridge, Mass., an operating room technician. It seems Alvin was pressed into service to administer penicillin to "a patient, Penicillin is given in the fleshy part of the thigh, and the needle is stabbed way in. Alvin's method of giving it was to spread out the index and second fingers of his left hand on the patient's thigh and jab the needle between them. He got ready to jah. The ship ‘rolled. He jabbed. The needle went through his finger and deep Into the patient. He calmly injected the penicillin and then pulled the needle out. “I swear,” said Alvin, “that I didn’t know the needle was through my finger until I started to pull it out.” <> oo oe ANOTHER TIME, a patient came in with a’ foreign body in his eye. Nobody else was around so Alvin fixed the eye. He took out the irritating object. He put soothing medicine on the eye. He said kind words to the patient and put a patch-bandage on his eye. The patient went away perplexed. |

The patch was on the good eye.

Calls Costello 'Crime’s Elder Statesman’

By United Press ' WASHINGTON, Apr. 16—Chair- crop up, Mr. Ke man Estes Kefauver (D. Tenn.),|gangs may call

of the Senate Crime Committee ‘to reconcile their differences.”

today named Frank Costello as| «He (Costello)

the “elder statesman” of the na- of the elder statesman.”

tion's racketeers and gamblers. | He said Mr. Costello is prob-|gtantial ably the one man whom rack-'peen disclosed eteers and gamblers “all over the committee or me eountry look up to most.” |

Kefauver said. “There are sev-!| eral major gangs in the country who are able to operate without one stepping on the toes of another.” He said in a eopyrighted inter-

eteers to state in returns where

each other to divide up control of | various territories.

When jurisdictional

Mr. Kefauver's views, in sub-|tempt to legalize measure,

publicly by the/end of the road mbers. Mr. Kefauver indicated that ro: Old —- Shop.( i “I don’t think there is any man Crime Committee will soon pro- Ja op-Owner who is the nation-wide boss,” Mr. pose legislation to: P P

ONE: Force gamblers and rack- Pays Tribute to Mac

motiév- End how they spend -it, TWO: Give the federal govern- his back paid his final respects : J N 0 > ith the magazine U. 8 ment. stricter control over: trans- today to Gen. Douglas MacArthur, country’s - flag unfurled and in Parallel to strike at North Korean Nos - World ine that .the Mitting gambling ' information He dismounted outside the U. 8. Tokyo's sun let it wave in its full air fields from which the enemy the

nts with from one state tp another. Gangs WORK itl Steers THREE: Set up a permanent low for 10 seconds before the oppressed and as a harbinger of South Korea.

disputes ordinate the government's law fauver said, the enforcement programs and pos-| in Mr. Costello/sibly a congressional crime com-| {mittee to conduct investigations! is in the position when needed. Mr. Kefauver opposed any atgambling. He already had said the nation “would be at the if we ever do {that.”

their income tax

TOKYO, Apr. 16 (UP)—An old they get their

Japanese shop-owner cycling to ‘work with a big box strapped on

{embassy in the chilly dawn, howed

\federal crime commission to co- gate and rode off silently. i

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The Indianapolis Times

MONDAY, APRIL 16, 1951

PAGE 9 You Can Be Your Own Dog Warden—

PROTECT YOUR PET—Rabies shots available

Help Stamp Out Rabies Here

Rabies can be stamped out here if you do your part. Keep your pet penned up for its own protection. Ask your neighbors to keep their's penned up also. If pessible have your pet given anti-rabies shots.

Health officials are sure that rabies here can be stamped out if the quarantine is enforced. Indianapolis has good facilities. The dog pound operated by Sgt. James Payne is among the best in the nation, Sheriff Smith is getting a dog wagon. But don't count on the dog catcher. Be your own dog warden. Make the quarantine work with co-operation.

SMART—Use leash.

LOOSE—He'll get caught. DOG CATCHER AND TRUCK—Friend and fos of pooches. KLINK FOR HOUNDS—Bail, $4.00 to get out.

Dollars In Your Pocket— :

Social Security Benefits Differ With Individuals

out whether you are a “fully of any kind. Whatever amounts

mother of her husband's child,

Public Can Make Quarantine Work

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| several i the law are met,

| sible retirement

i benefits i and

Total Coverage, Income Earned, Size of Family Are Factors

CHAPTER TWO By HENRY SCHINDALL

‘ertified Public Accountant

SOCIAL SECURITY benefits are different for each individual.

There is no one, simple rule you may use to find how much they will mean to you. They vary according to the time during which you've been covered, upon the income you've earned and the

size of family you have,

{ paid in, over the years, write to the Social Security Administration. Bureau of Old Age and Survivors, Baltimore 2, Maryland. Ask for a statement of your account. Be sure to send your social security number | and correct present address. | In a few weeks, you will receive

| an accurate statement of your

account. » a »

BUT REMEMBER this: Your benefits are not autoThey must be applied And they are paid only if conditions specified in

for.

What are my posbenefits? Answer: Three kinds of are available to you vour family during your retirement: ONE: The Primary Account: This is a monthly amount paid to a retired man himself, beginning at age 65 and eontinuing for the rest of his life,

Question:

HI you don’t know how mueh you and your employer have

This is the second of a aseries which tells of the advantages — and disadvantages—of the new, broadened Social Security Act. Deductions for several million ‘new beneficiaries’ must be paid for the first time, before Apr. 30.

“of $20 to a maximum of $80 a

month.

” » » TWO: The Wife's Benefit: This is half of the above Primary amount, paid to the man’s wife during her lifetime if she qualifies. A man and wife together may receive $120 a month or $1440 a year.

[J » ” THREE: The Child's Benefit: This is also half the Primary amount paid to a qunalified child, usually until the age of 18. The maximum benefit to a family is $150 monthly, or $1800 a year. QUESTION: What ments must be met benefits?

require for these

insured” person, for only then will you apd your family «he entitled to these retirement benefits. Second, you must see if your wife and child meet the tests that make them “qualified.” » ” » QUESTION: When am I “fully insured”? Answer: When you meet any of thesfollowing requirements: ONE: If you have 40 '‘quarters of coverage.” That is, if you have had Social Security earnings of at least $50 a quarter in at least 40 calendar quarters, or 40 quarter-years (equivalent to 10 full years). A ‘calendar quarter” is any three-month period ending March 31, June 30, September 30 or December 31. These do not have to be consecutjve. TWO: If you have Social Security earnings in at least half of the calendar quarters between Jan. 1, 1951, and the date you become 65. The mini-

mum, however, is six ‘“quarters” of coverage. ” n » QUESTION: When am 1

“currently insured?” Answer: If you have at least six “quarters” of coverage during the thirteen-quarter before reaching 65, or before your death, " If you are neither “fully insured” nor “currently insured”

you have paid to the fund are lost. A person who is fully insured is entitled to the retirement benefits for himself, his wife and children, and to the life insurance benefits. Those who are currently insured are entitled to life insurance benefits but no retirement benefits.

” = o QUESTION: When is 8 Retired Man Entitled to’ Benefits? Answer: When ne is 65 and fully insured. But if he earns more than $50 a month in wages or - self-employment income after he retires he loses his benefits. But if his income is from investments, or rentals or from his own business, he still receives his benefits after 65.

A peculiar quirk in the law is that after age 75, a man may earn as much as he likes in salary without sacrificing his benefits! Does this seem ridiculous? It does to a good many people, the author included. But that’s the Jaw.

” » . QUESTION: When is a wife entitled to benefits? Answer: When she is 65 vears old. or elise has in her care a child entitled to benefits and is living, with her husband. A wife must be married for at least three years before filing the application for benefit;

The definition of a husband is parallel. ¥

In these articles it is as-

sumed that the usual case is that of a husband working and supporting his family, Whers the wife earns the income, the same requirements must be met by the husband. In addition, however, .he must receive at least half of his support from her, and cannot receive benefits before 65 ‘even if he has a dependent child in his care. His wife must be ‘“currently insured” as, well as “fully insured.” : This last requirement cuts a husband off from benefits from his wife's Social Security earn ings even though she is “fully insured” if she hasn't worked during the three years prior to attaining age 65. » w o QUESTION: When is a child entitled to benefits? E333 Answer: If the father gets retirement benefits, a child receives the Child's Benefits '{f the child is under 18 years of age and unmarriéd and if dependent on the father at the time of application. Stepchildren and adopted children can qualify, provided they have been such for at least three years. Tomorrow: What life insure ance benefits are available te your family?

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These range from a minimum Answer: First, you must find (Copyr 1031,

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or if not, she must be the

Curtain Falls On A Far East Era—

6 Top Incidents in M'Arthur’s Reign Since V-J Day

. a Yak fighter plane start chasing afternoon after. a tour of the watched Gen, MacArthur leave Wielded More Power Than Emperor us. Gen. MacArthur watched beach area

and an off-shore his office for the last time. He calmly as American fighter pilots'glimpse of -a beach about to be had been fired.

. . Before Truman Fired Him From Post drove off the Yak. assaulted, he was in high spirits. Accompanied by his military By EARNEST HOBERECHT Before he returned to Tokyo The Inchon landing broke the secretary and his aide, Gen. MaeUnited Press Staff Correspondent that day, Gen. MacArthur went back of the North Korean Com- Arthur came walking down the TOKYO. Apr. 16 Gen Douglas MacArthur's departure from right up to the Han River front; Mmunist army. Gen. MacArthur highly polished floor of the long Japan today to receive a hero's welcome was only one of the He was chased by enemy strafing had achieved another brilliant corridor. He was erect and stern: dramatic and colorful events in which he was the central, dom- planes. He made up his mind military feat. But he relaxed when he came inating figure since he arrived here in 1945. that the Urited States would OCT. > .. 2 a . to a sergeant standing at attenHe started off when he accepted the Japamese surrender aboard need adidtional manpower to stop AY. I 20, : 1950, W AS A BIG tion. He was back In a normal the United States battleship Missouri in Tokyo Bay. the Red aggressors. Y. Iflew with him in his Con- g5idier meod.

IT WAS ON SEPT. 2, M8, ———eoe oe eel AJ] of us felt a little bit con- Stellation Plane ae he supervised He said goodby to the sergeant This correspondent was sitting Earnest Hoberecht, United goo. that day. But things went S Samy and 8 Para Oe on and thanked him for his excel astride a 5-inch gun just above Press manager for Japan, has a4 and from.bad to worse, Fant 3 an x u eo not Ol lent service. After that there was and behind Gen. MacArthur. been one of the few newsmen Not until the bold behind-the- ongy Ds or , ean another sergeant to whom to wish The Japanese arrived. They Uo report the events from Gen. ines landing at Inchon did our Sopa Wis Nor a i ou farewell. looked as if they had been cast Douglas MacArthur's arrival spirits rise again. newly ca En Pvor De o air The two sergeants were so for their parts bv a Hollywood In Japan to his take-off for tT ro field. ap YONgyang air choked up with emotion they could casting office, Gen. MacArthur, home. Mr. Hoberecht tells of : hardly talk. Their boss was leav-

INCHON WAS THE FOURTH Pyongyang was the symbol of

firm and determined. ran off the GREAT INCIDENT. Gen. Mac- the Communist enemy and Gen.

the six most dramatic episodes program as both master of cere-

ing. They wanted fo talk to him in the MacArthur Era.

but they couldn't.

Arthur was up before dawn on MacArthur had won that symbol. Gen. ~ MacArthur reached th omnles and star. | 3 : , o Gen. MacArthur told the Japa-! The flag was raised, Gen. Mac- the morning of the landing, last That day he joked some. When elevator. He turned to me, shook talk Sept. 15. Again I saw him at his he met the commander of the hands and said: nese they had come not to talk Arthur succeeded Fmperor Hiro- best post-war 8th Army, Lt. Gen. Wal- “Earnie.” but to sign. He showed them nhitg traditionally the descendant "C-o . arnie.

He stood and watched the bom- (on H. Walker —since dead in a bardment of the shore positions or dep eras Gen. MatArthyr asked the enemy, hoping that day would nim if “Kim Buck Too" was Truman, Tex., May be the one on which the tide of 2T0und. It was a pun on the fortane. torned. name of North Korean premier, Change Its Name

Kim Il Sung. : In the foggy dawn, Gen. Mac- ung TRUMAN, Tex., Apr. 16 (UP)

where to sign. Then he said, in a loud clear voice: “l.et us pray that peace he now restored to the world, and that God will preserve it always." n n ”

of the sun god, as the ruler of 80 million Japanese -a ruler more absolute, in fact, than any emperor had been,

” ” on IT WAS JUNE 29, 1950. Four

1 0 3 'f » ". ” y NEXT CAME THE RAISING days earlier the .North Korean Arthur watched the landing. As IT WAS THURSDAY, APR. 12. Truman's name may be changed OF THE STARS AND STRIPE: {Communists had swept over theithe sun came up and progress re- I was standing by the elevator MacArth Truman. Tey over the American Embassy Ins parallel frontier into South POrts ~reached him, Gen. Mac: on the sixth floor of the Dai Ichi t0 MacArthur —T ‘ " Tokyo.

Arthur brightened. By mid - building in downtown Tok: * 41 ‘hat is, to MacArthur, Tex,

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