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SEN, HOMER E, CAPEHART was Induced to pose in his Washington office with a couple of “prehistoric women” recently as a publicity gag. What's good for “prehistoric women” from the picture ofthe same name is good for the senior Indiana Senator. Things are dull in the nation's hg =. You Lew. The stunt brought a 7 ashington and carri SiR Ih Yeas) arried all the way The Senator's excuse for falling for the gag

was that one of the girls, clad in leo hailed from Winchester, Ind. Rand. sem, a . A DISPAT quotes Sen. Ca 8 . Capehart askin his press secretary: “What do you think, Charlies Is this the way to win friends and influence voters?” The press agent nodded approval. Mr. Capehart should have asked a voter.

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ANYWAY, the other day, your correspondent,

who is paid money to be a clown when the oc--

casion demands it, detected the approach of two “prehistoric women.” Plus their py. A telephone call informed me that I could meet one “prehistoric woman” in the Columbia Club. Why not Riverside Park or Clifty Falls? Oh, well, if Bonzo, the chimpanzee screen star stayed at the Columbia Club, why can't a woman from the dim past? “Where's the other one?” T asked. “She got sick and couldn't make the trip,” the press agent apologized.

: * ob STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER “Wally” Walton, who knows more about leopard skins than anyone in the office, grabbed his camera and we walked upright to the Columbia Club. The desk clerk informed us Mara Lynn of Hollywood was in the dining room having breakfast. We went up. By golly, she was having breakfast. On the table were two sweet rolls and a pot of coffee. Miss Lynn had mutilated half of

In this corner . , . Cavewoman Mara Lynn demonstrates how women kept peace in the family in the Stone Age.

‘Americana By Robert C. Ruark

NEW YORK, Feb. 26—We have, occasionally, some peculiar administration of the law in this town. I'told you once of the cop who bought himself clear of murder by paying the victim's widow $1500. Here, today, we have a clear case of breaking and entering, with a potential of murder, robbery, or rape, which has been kissed off as disorderly conduct and a probationary status awarded to the culprit. A girl I know, whom we will call Susie, inhabits an apartment I used to live in. To get into the apartment you must have a key to the vestibule, and then walk up two flights and unlock another door before you are home. It is on the top floor of a three-story building in Greenwick Village. . ¢ Bb SUSIE AWAKENED at 4:30 a. m. not long ago to a horrifying noise. She saw a pair of male feet protruding into her bedroom. The feet had just kicked her door down, and had shattered the mirror on the other side of the door. A man, obviously drunk, had removed his coat, overcoat, shirt and tie before he kicked down the door in a house in which he would have made an illegal entry once-he passed the locked foyer door. : Susie squawked for her brother, who lives in an apartment on the floor below her. Brother comes roaring up the stairs to see this halfundressed man trying to force his'way into his sister's room, across the busted door. Brother tackles intruder, while sister phones for the cops. The arresting officers roughed up the housebreaker, and took’'him away. Susie and brother were told to appear in week-end court that morning at 9. When they arrived, prepared to make charges of breaking and entering, plus assault, they found that the man was already on the blotter on a charge of disorderly conduct. The

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“I'VE EATEN plenty of hot dogs,” answered Miss Lynn. ' Cute, : ' “Had enough breakfast?” “Plenty.” J : Miss Lynn was dressed in a sharp black dress, black pump shoes, couple of thin gold bracelets and had the nicest pair of blue eyes I've seen in a long time. Wally was disappointed seeing the cavewoman fully dressed. Frankly, so was I. Miss Lynn said she would change into her Kitty Mager original leopard skin ' immediately. Would we wait in the ballroom? We would. She went to her room on he seventh floor. » p IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, Miss Lynn walked into the ballroom. She was wearing a fur coat and leopard skin sandles with tongs. Her toenails were painted bright red. Her big toes looked like twin beetles. _ Miss Lynn slipped her fur coat off and stood before us in the leopard skin. I looked at her fur coat. , “Is that beaver?” I asked. “What do you mean is THAT beaver? That coat has been on tour.” K OK. My practiced eye scrutinized her dimensions. “You weigh 120 pounds, are five feet eight inches tall, have a ‘36-inch bust, 24-inch waist and 36inch hips.” On the nose. Sad bh Wally wanted action. Miss Lynn sald she never hit a man with a club. She could show us how she subdued a male in “Prehistoric Women.” Wally got his camera ready. Wu ah ob

THE CAVEWOMAN from Winchester, who is a graduate of Myncie Central High School, who was in Broadway productions of “Inside U. 8. A.” “Touch and Go,” “Miss Liberty” and “Bonanza Bound,” flexed her shoulders. When the camera was focused, Miss Lynn put her arms around my head and squeezed. The power she exerted would have restrained me when I was six months old. At the age of two I would have taken on Miss Lynn, two falls out of three. > + I DON'T KNOW about these prehistoric women. Hollywood version, that is. For actual combat scenes, the producers of cavewomen pictures ought to go on any college campus for technical pointers. What I remember of my college days on the Bloomington campus, it got pretty rough on occasion. If you weren't in top physical condition you would find your fraternity pin on the bosom of some girl. You were pinned, hooked, Jack. It would take more than a headlock to get it back, too. Oh, “Prehistoric Women” opens at the Lyric Wednesday. I wonder if Sen. Capehart saw the picture. I wonder if he knows there is a picture featuring prehistoric Hgmen-

Susie Builds Prison To Keep Em Out

& court refused to change the charge because the arresting officer had already. commmitied it. > SUSIE WAS told the man had not been fingerprinted, ‘because he was wearing nice clothes and was not a bum.” He was arraigned on the disorderly conduct charge and turned loose on probation. This despite the fact that earlier in the night he had been thrown out of a cafe for loud obscenity and warned by policemen. He said the usual—“everything went black.” It seems to me that a strange man, partially unclad, who crashes anyone's house and kicks down a door is something more than a disorderly-conduct candidate. Drunk, sober or insane, he has no justification for his presence in any person’s home at 4:30 a. m., unless he has come there for evil. To book him summarily on a misdemeanor looks to be a remarkably slipshod method of police work. This is such a misdemeanor that violent intruders in homes get shot for. But a man who kicks in the door of a strange lady's bedroom doesn’t even get booked on an illegal entry charge. “dD IT IS not for the cops to prejudice the case of a man who may have had much evil, including murder or rape, on his obviously twisted mind,

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booked before the complaining witnesses arrive in court. Remember, too, that before the cops came, Susie's brother had been fighting off the intruder in their own home. t Susie is pretty bitter. She says that if any marauder can bust down a lady's door and get off free, she is going to invest in a nice set of pars for her windows, too, because obviously this is not considered to be a serious offense by the police. She is building her own prison to keep ‘em out, rather than allowing the state to assume the burden of-protection of a lady's boudoir from strangers so early in the morn.

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Hit it, man . . . six members of the 28th Division Band warm up in preparation for open house today at Indianapolis Service Men's Center, |11 N. Capitol Ave. The band, the 28th Division Glee Club and the Choral Group from Service Club No. 2, all at Camp Atterbury, will entertain soldiers and visitors, and will record a half-hour broadcast, ‘which will E. heard at 9:30 p. m. today over Station WIBC.

Bandits, Thugs Pull 3 Robberies Here Mrs. Ophia Adams Dies

Armed bandits and strong-arm gun and took $12 from him at [In Bloomington at 75 thugs netted more than $60 in midnight. ‘three Indianapolis robberies last] The night manager of the Senight. curity Gas Station, South and!

Charles R. Miller, i ! Montcalm St. told police he was/by a man who entered the sta- yesterday. She was 75 and beaten ahd robbed of $27 by three tion, asked for a drink of water ,.:ive of Rackport.

| men who accosted him near the|and produced a gun. Highland Ave. car barns. Several The victim was Ted Tedwell, 13, |

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About People—

Three Boys Adopt Wild Gow Moose

Put Halter Around Neck,

Lead Her Home

Three youths in Falmouth, Me., came up with a unique pet yesterday—a wild cow moose so docile they could even kiss her on the nose. Robert Williams, 13, Leroy Hiler, 11, and Donald Villaci, 13, found the moose in a field yesterday. Protected by law, the moose was so tame she allowed the boys to/approach and pat her. So they fastened a rope around | her neck and eld her to a barn. | ‘She didn’t take .to the halter lat first,” was the report, “but by the time we got her out to the road, she was leading like an old cow.”

Double Meaning

Ronald Colman, movie actor turned radio commedian on his program, “The Halls of Ivy,” is sneaking lessons in democracy into his show between laughs. Mr. Colman and his writer, Don Quinn, wade right into “untouchable” ideas like prejudices and political argument — and come out triumphant. “Ivy” is so successful it has been nominated for the Peabody Award, one of the highlest honors in radio.

Life Gets Tedious

John Perkins, 35, was recovering in a Columbus, O., hospital today from a self-inflicted bullet wound. When sheriff's deputies asked him why he shot himself in the thigh with a .22-caliber pistol, Perkins replied: “I had nothing else to do.”

Say Not So The Sunday Pictorial, London newspaper, yesterday said Deputy Conservative Leader Anthony Eden had authorized it to say there is ‘not a shred of truth’ to rumors that he would become engaged to the Duchess of Kent. The Duchess, sister - in-law of King George VI, lis the widow of the Duke of

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divorced last year. 'Eyestrain

strip-tease act to swank Ciro’s night club in Hollywood, but found the movie star crowd was not as enthusiastic as her fans at a Main Street burlesque house. The curvaceous Lili stripped from a mink stole and Dior gown

sequins, but her audience said

|get a good look. Living Dangerously Robert F. Nowak was arrested near Philadelphia yesterday on charges of speeding, driving without a license and drunken driving. Police said he overtook and tried to pass their patrol car while they were engaged in a high-speed chase of another automobile.

Rail Labor Chief Flays Steelman

| ‘Union Wants No More Of Him,’ Says Chase

WASHINGTON, Feb. 26 (UP)

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—A railway union leader charged Assistant John R. Steelman today with “a new alltime low for morality” and said the union wants no more part of

W. E. B. Chase, vice president] of the Brotherhood of Rallroadia part in effective advertising

Trainmen, made the charge be- copy. Women wear this hat or tie the knot because the { y. ) $ S y like to + i the: Senate Labor Commit- spray themselves with ‘that There is, rather, one iype of per

tee which. is investigating the two-| ryme so that “he” will come along. nothing more.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1951

Here's Another Sign -of Spring

Hints of spring turned these dogs. Johnny Harmon, 11, of 8 thought their food tasted better

BREESE AER

For Failure

Blind Couple to Each

Marriage Isn’f ‘Made in Heaven'—

‘One and Only’ Myth Blamed

Courtship’s Moonlight and Palpitation

Czechs Revive Rationing of Bread, Flour

Italian Red Back in Rome To Face Revolt

By United Press The government reinstated rationing of bread and flour today as the country publicly celebrated the 3d anniversary of the Come munist rise to power. An official. announcement said that the ration for this week would be one kilogram (2.2046 pounds) of flour, 1.5 kilograms of bread and 0.5 kilograms of rolls and buns. It said after Mar. 5 the ration for each four weeks would be five kilograms (11 pounds) of bread and seven kilograms (15 pounds) of rolls and buns or about five kilograms (11 pounds) of flour every four weeks for working people. Nonworkers will get one-third less, The announcement said that ration cards would be issued to the whole population, except peasants, who will have to barter wheat or rye from their own supplies for bread and flour at bakeries. Flour has been acutely short for the past month. Housewives formed queues in front of stores to obtain it. Meantime, public buildings prominently displayed pictures of .|President Klement Gottwald, Prime Minister Antonin Zapotocky and other Communist leaders in connection with the Communist rise to power on Feb. 25, 1948. As a prelude to the public celebration, Mr. Gottwald denounced his one-time friend and foreigny minister, Vladimir Clementis, as a “spy and traitor.” Mr. Clementis is missing.

Italy

ITALIAN Communist Party Leader Palmijro Togliatti rushed home from Moscow today in an effort to halt a spreading party rebellion against Moscow rule. Ailing and 57, Mr. Togliatii has spent the past two months in Moscow, During his absence two top party leaders defected, starting a landslide movement opposition to the Moscow Powers model. that Communists of any country "It even throws some light on|should welcome invading Cemthe countless pairs who take out|munist armies.

two young men's fancies to thoughts of camp fires and roasting hot W. Kansas St., and Tommy Thompson, 14, of 701 Russell Ave. after being cooked on an outdoor grill in Garfield Park.

of Many Marriages

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ardor again. “We must be soul | mates and we'd better get the preacher before we lose earh

| other.” And in their ecstasy at being, Shapely Lili 8t. Cyr moved her ple to identify themselves with

Hedy LaMarr and Charles Boyer in a torrid movie, they ignore the true values on which a solid mar-| riage must be built. {

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to lace pants and two strategiciican education and entertainment.| cial problems.

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she was too far away for them to|real life stories about a Cinder- or the

jella and Prince Charming who {wed without the slightest common interest except the fact that they were “crazy” about each other. Their real craziness, of course, isn’t obvious to them until their] marriage blows up six months; later. Then she wonders why she never noticed his excessive drink-| ing. He wonders why he never | noticed her clumsy behavior and’ poor taste in clothes. But how could they notice these traits at .a time when they were experiencing sensations which] Hollywood warns can come, byt once in a lifetime?

This Soul Mate Theme is poured forth in most popular songs. Every crooner moans

{that he will never love again or that he will keep on loving her leven while he wonders who's kiss|ing her now. It doesn’t occur to him—at least

borness or lack of sense is behind this attitude is hard to say. But when people constantly hear this Tin Pan Alley concept of true love, how can they shrug it off? The Romantic Myth also plays

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CHAPTER TWO

IT USED to be that death was the chief home breaker. | its place is being taken by divorce, separation and desertion. Why? Because the Romantic Myth—in addition to its other fallacies— teaches that you can only fall in love once. Too many couples marry they pass into the moonlight-and-palpitation stage.

Kent, killed in an August, 1942, “This is it,’ they say, positive they can never feel such wild :

while he’s singing-—that there are| other girls just as pretty and|deciding on a, spouse has led to |2-year-old Jimmy Howard today tar more faithful. Whether stub-|some these times, needs to be cemented

a license because. they hate their] Mr. Togliatti’s first appearance home life or are carrying a torch|in Parliament may come Thursor are full of extra dry mar-|day or Friday, when the Chamber tinis. is expected to vote on the governNaturally, these people are ro- ment’s bill to increase Italian mantic infants rather than lov-|armed force to meet the threa of ing grownups. All that they're in| Soviet aggression. love with is the idea of love. And France

as far as sharing a life together is concerned, that's a Fact of Life " A COMMUNIST-INSPIRED they haven't thought much about. transport strike halted all b * THIS FEET in the clouds atti-|and most subways here today and 'tude récalls the story George forced thousands to go to work by foot and bicycles. The 24-hour

Ade, the great American humor-|" list, was fond of telling. warning strike” for higher wages

"GRAHAM But

EDITOR'S NOTE: The seeds of divorce usually are planted during the hectic days of ecomrt-~ ship, says Mrs. Graham. She has just completed a long study of the causes that ‘lead to di-

voree . | He was sitting with a little| Was called to force a $17 a month : Tals is the second chapter of |.) ,¢ seven. She looked up from Wage increase. The 33,000 transles. the copy of Hans Christian And-|port workers now get between

Mrs. Graham has attracted wide attention as a writer and lecturer , on marriage and so-

ersen she was reading, and asked

$57 and $80 a month. innocently? “Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell ‘marriage, Mr. Ade?”

Great Britain To which he replied, with a

: : : | THE British Foreign Office » I oe “one man on earth” just|thoughtful smile: “Yes, my child, | 5d today that the latest Soviet

lit does.” ol waiting for you to trip down the| . note on Anglo-Russian relations avenue. | But marriage needn't be aig.. 4 another “propaganda

Not if we rid ourselves] If it were designed to split

sw mirage. | ” THE IDE of One True Lovelof the fatal trap set by the Ro-(*!PUjtt for each of us would be sound if mantic Myth. Becoming . brie pie). American friendship, a we were encouraged to use our|2nd groom involves Shaugh risks spokesman said, “it was a clumsy intelligence in selecting our mates. | Without ip the as aa Jie | attempt to achieve such an aim.” Instead, we are taught that “mar-| In the old days, man : The Soviet note, handed to riage is made in heaven” and| Was easier on both the man and British Ambassador Sir David that we must trust our hearts. |[“omo a oe Oe | Kelly in Moscow Saturday, hinted To lead with our brains rather| ors 8 o Be i Ee: for sup. [at the desirability of Anglo-Soviet than our instincts is considered penge ore Ts their SUP- 1 gotiations. crude ard calculating. As a result, soread economic independence, a —~ we often give more. conshidera- yu shand has to be made of the tion to buying a television set ori ont stuff or the wife goes off oy a new car than to choosing alts Reno. . '

wife—or a husband. Modern wives aren't looking for | y We apply self-control and logic money in marriage as much as to most of our unimportant de-\tney'ré looking for individual hap-| Nn es 0 cisions. But the most vital step|piness.' And this has a poor ' we can take—that of getting al, \ we if the seeds . good life partuer--we leave to Ee Of Ae ita Child Reported pulse and chance. And then we early. HH wonder why one of every three Fear of social disapproval has In Good Condition marriages blows up! ‘much less effect in keeping a cou- OCHOPEE, Fla, Feb. 26 (UP) This Romantic Myth theory of|pje together now. A marriage, in|—A 150-man search party found strange unions. It has{srom within. |apparently in good condition de|caused a lot of people to confuse| pore care than ever is needed SPite 24 hours in the wild Evertrivial desires with worth-while|in choosing a spouse. Relying on|8lades infested with snakes, allisentiments. Imbued with the idea ipa Romantic Myth for nspira-| gators and panthers. that love is supposed to be blind,|tion is to take the long chance, Ihe boy first asked for somethey keep. their eyes closed when here's no such thing as the one thing to drink and then called for

a warning flashes by. right person—the one who makes his daddy,” J. M. Linville re-

That explains the coupfe who!your skin tingle or your hair curl.|Ported. " The child toddled away un-

go to nightclubs together—and on to whom you are best suited. noticed from his parents’ house Many factors are inciuded in the trailer parked along the Tamiami

composition of this type. {Trail yesterday. : And once you understand what His lips were parched when he

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girl who because her beau

'hoods. | murmur yes. No doubt is ever left looks like Gregor , yes. s $ 7 y Peck. ) was found shortly after 11 a. m. Turn Down Suggestions that “she” or “he” can be other It just as much accounts for| ype i2 Dest for YOu, YOU. he sub He told his happy parents, “I a oN |prised at how many persons cculd | Mr. Chase disclosed that the than the “one girl in the world” the boy who makes a proposal be-|g)) the bill, {wasn't scared.” He was found 2%

trainmen Saturday night refused | a National Mediation Board suggestion to sign a separate agreement naming Mr. Steelman “as |arbitrator for a limited period of| [time.” | | “I wish to make it clear to the] Senate, the public and the Presi-| |dent,” Mr. Chase said, “that we| don't want Mr. Steelman in our! negotiations for any period of ‘time. “We regard his attempt to chisel in while acting as mediator in our! dispute as establishing an all-| time low for morality in public office, even measured by present-!| /day standards.” Mr. Steelman’ intervened in the

8 dum of settlement which later

was rejected by members of the

Survivors include two daugh-|four unions. . [ters, Mrs. Allen V. Buskirk,

ons |3 Killed in Plane Crash

TOKYO, Feb. 26 (UP)—Three {crewmen were killed last night {when a U. 8 C-48 transport

Funeral arrangements are in- crashed while attempting tg land | quarters for WAFs.

at a southern Honshu air

dispute late last year and announced on Dec. 21 a memoran-|Sprucely dressed Air Force men

No Joy Today—

WAF Leaves,

COLUMBUS, Feb. 26-—Pfc. Loretta Rosemeir is gone. Her absence from the Atferbury Air Force Base here is the cause of all the long faces enlisted personnel--and officers, too—-are wearing today. The attractive 20-year-old WAF, recent graduate from radio school at Keesler Air Force Base, Miss, arrived here last week to the tune of many happy whistles.

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found every excuse in the world to visit headquarters. Pfc. Rosemeir added something to the base. Today she was gone. Air Force brass had discov- | ered she was . inadvertently | tgansferred to "Atterbury. She | should have gone to Selgridge Field. Mich., where they have

miles from where the trailer was

Base Grieves

Pfc. Rosempir

Tomorrow: How to Find a | Life Partner. Here is a test to see if you subscribe to the Hollywood idea | of “the-one-and-only.” ONE: Do you think meeting | the right marital partner is a matter of fate? (a) yes (b) no.

any reason but romantic love? (a) yes (b) no. THREE: If the person you loved, married someone else, would you (a) marry somebody else immediately (b) give up the idea of ever marrying (¢) take a trip to another | locale? ; | FOUR: Do you think a widowed person should (a) never remarry out of respect to the memory of the deceased spouse (b) marry as soon as possible to escape being lonely (c) marry dfter a year’s time? Correct answers: One, (b); two, (a); three, (¢); four, (e¢). Three of four correct answers indicate that your attitude toward love is amotionally ma- | “ture, :

TWO: Would you marry for

{parked, deep in the sawgrass |'glades. The section is isolated i and used only for hunting. The child was “running around” [when members of the searching | party walked up on him, Mr. Linville said. Examined by Dector A physician examined the boy and reported he was in good condition. The parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Howard of Miami, were to leave with Jimmy- about noon for their Miami home, They had left the boy asleep beside his 1-year-old brother in the “trailer yesterday to search for wood. "When the parents re{turned Jimmy had disappeared. | Mr. and Mrs. Howard searched |the tall grass frantically for two [hours before calling for help. Officers and volunteers quickly responded and “the search party grew to 100 members before they thad to give up because of ;darkIness. x : ‘Some 150 men were on hand at dawn today to continue the hunt, aided by planes and swamp

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