Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 12 February 1951 — Page 20

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|" MONDAY, FEB. 12, 1051

| ; A-Bomb Film ‘People Don’t Laugh ~ To Have Showing

Taxes, HCL, A-Bomb

Subject of Meeting Unfunny Subjects

Is Civil Defense -

A sound-film showing of the

sented at the meeting of the Indi- (ne anapolis Medical Society at 8:15! p. m, tomorrow in the White Cross Guild Center at Methodist Hospital.

funny business, {Herb Shriner sighed today. | Topical jokes — those abou

be the role of the individual he said sadly. trained in medical subjects in lo-! cal civil defense. Drs. E. Ver-| his homespun “back-on-the-farm’ non Hahn and Okla W. Sicks, cos type of humor, chairmen of the disaster commit- “time-and-names” Jokes in his re

tee of the society, urge that doc-|pertoire. But he's dropping most

tors, pital

dentists, members of hos- of them. staffs, . nurses, druggists,

ing.

NEW YORK,. Feb. 12. (UR)— Bikini A-bomb tests will be pre- Things sure are getting serious in comedian

|taxes, A-bombs, the President and The subject of the meeting will Such—are dying a mirthless death,

The lanky jokester; famous for

has scores of

“You just can’t kid about cur- | morticians and lay groups inter- rent events anymore,” he said. “I* | ested in first.aid attend the meet- strikes too close to home. Tell a 7 Joke about the high cost of liv- |

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Brief talks will be given by ing and people don't laugh. They &&

Mrs. Genevieve Beghtel, president wince.” of the central district of the In-| For example, diana State Nurses Association; these cracks anymore: Al Fritz, secretary of the Retail!

ical technicians: deputy director of the division of news. But not anymore — now,

vital statistics and director of we're all doing it.” A morticians’. of the civil defense! H.C. L.—'No matter how high organization, and Dr. Harry Na- prices go, I've decided to live withgle, civil defense director for the in my income . . . Indianapolis Dental Society.

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| to borrow money to do it.” THE DRAFT “The Army

MacMurray Choir won't have any trouble finding

|véterans to fill the draft quotas Plans 2 Appearances |... the woods are full of 'em.”

Times Special HOUSING—“I like to think JACKSONVILLE, III. ~The MacMurray College Choir two cars in every garage ... in-

has scheduled two Indiana ap- stead of two families.” pearances next week as part of — . its Midwest tour. 1 The 37 girls will sing at Wa- Covington Slaps bash College Feb. 23 ana will Oh a Curfew Hour come to Indianapolis the next day| to appear in the North Methodist Church. s

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Times State Service

COVINGTON, Feb. 12—Covingoro ton's boys and girls will have to

Chaic & : {make their fun early, DePauw Choir to Sing A curfew went into effect here

In Methodist Church last night which will keep young-. The DePauw University Choir and under off will sing at the Irvington Method- sters of 15 Yeats ; Y ist Church at 7:45 p. m. Sunday the streets after 9:30 p. m. The| in honor of their president, Clyde CUféW was applied by the City E. Wildman. [Council at its meeting last week. Preceding this will be a concert/ The curfew will be effective at 3:30 p. m. at the First/from Sunday night through

thodist Church in Greensburg. [Thursday night each week. On! Metho 3 Ture o § | Friday and Saturday night, they

will be ordered off the streets at SA midnight. | One blast on the fire whistle \ {will sound the curfew.

| soc1ALIeN A TOPIC Times State Service TERRE HAUTE, Feb, 12—Dr. Alexander Baird, international political and economic authority, will speak to the regular convocation audience Wednesday, at Indiana State Teachers College.

/. 0 “The Twilight of British Soeialffm 1 ism” will be Dr. Baird's topic. 5 [fmm

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‘If the

The Wince'— Comedian Drops Jokes About Current Events

Herb Shriner

“Back Home in Indiana”

even if I have more and more to his “back home

Russians TAXES" When Herbert Hoov-|/have the A-bomb, we don't need Druggists Association; Marjorie er was President, he once gave a a big army. All we need is one D. Bawyer, representing the med- year's salary back to the govern- | soldier—one soldier to stand on

Harry Moore, ment. In the old days that was the beach and yell: ‘Here she

“HE )!NDIaNAPOLIS TIMES

Reports Blueish Plants on Mars

Prof.

life exists.

{“thousands”

|ployed.

‘Discovery’ Bared By Soviet Scientist By DAVID M. NICHOL BERLIN, Feb, 12 (CDN) — A |8oviet scientist has reported that there is plant life on the planet Mars but that probably it is blue instead of green. . The experiments wh his unusual conclusion have been described in

ich led to

Soviet-sponsored

regions

publications here. They were conducted, ' according to these accounts, by Prof. Gavrill Tichoy lat the observatory in Pulkovo, near Leningrad. : Tichov reasoned that areas in which there is vegetation reflect sunlight differently than those in which no such plant

Auditors to Hold Retreat Starts Friday Panel Talk Here At Fatima House

The ladies’ organization of Our . Top Indianapolis executives will Lady of Lourdes Church is take part in panel discussions Sponsoring a retreat at Our Lady, Thursday when the Indianapolis, Fatima Retreat House, 111 Ww. | - ‘Raymond 8t., Friday thréugh Chapter of the Institute of In-gunday . ternal Auditors meets in the War-| Deadline for reservations is toren Hotel. morrow. . Technical sessions will follow! Retreat master will be the Rev. a 6:15 p. m. dinner. |Fr..James Moriarty.

Panel members include Victor VALENTINE PARTY SET C. Seiter, comptroller and assist-| The Flanner House Socialites

Pursuing this theory, he took of pictures high-flying aircraft of forests, plains, mountains, tundra and| other physical { Soviet Union. Some of the plec- - tures were in color and various combinations of filters were em-'

from

in the

| The next step was to compare

| ‘these “light reflections” from the These days, Shriner is reverting earth with telescopic pictures of |[Mars. On the basis of these Prof.'

in Indiana where I come from” Tichoy has concluded that Mars

store of anecdotds.

The

most has vegetation similar to that in

popular is his monologue about the high uplands of the Soviet working in the general store:

“s+ « We dust the penny candy

SW : off every month to keep it sani-'qetected by the filters, according Feb. 12 back to the days when there were . it’s easy to clean the to the accounts. We put up new fly ments

tary . show window.

paper every Saturday.

“I think people find some kind |of escape in these homey stories,” “They seem to want to {look- back on the old days, stead of into the future.”

he said.

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Union.

State

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the state flag

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1 Army officers

2 Turkish hospice 3 Weep

4 Diminutive of

Susan 5 Preposition 6 Shoshonean Indians

7 Corded fabrics 2 Behaved

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Surprises

91t is called the 24 Lethargic

19 Correlative of “Show ——

either State” 20 Altar hangings 10 Constellation 22 Half-of em 1 Mexican 23 Network 12 Fain oo 33 Weed 17 Hebrew deity 28 Wing-shaped 29 Artificial language

30 Egyptian sun od

8 31 Pair (ab.) 32 Transpose (ab,) 33 Landed 35 Falsified 28 Fashion 39 Unbleached 40 Diminutive

principal cro, 84 Replacés« 86 Seth’s son (Bib.) 87 Bureaus

26 Visigoth king 23 Fine 34 Ointment 36 Expunger 37 Restraint 42 Inspector general (ab.)

The unusual

indicate, there is also plant life on the | Observation of Venus is made more difficult the accounts say, because of a surIn-| rounding layer of atmosphere. Copyright, 1851, for The Indianapolis Times

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