Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 December 1950 — Page 15

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Greater Height, But As To Wider Hips—

Sketches by Genevra Thurman

"I set out on a personal survey."

who already look like wasps would like tighter beltlines. All of them are strictly ¥agin” hips. Seems like they Just don’t want any at all. There seems to be considerable divided opinion . regarding the bust. Some like one measurement and others prefer another.

- - » HOW DID I acquire all this profound information? What's this all about? Well, sir, I'll fell you, and I can assure you

| it is authentic, truthful and 100

cent correct as far as about BEAUTIFUL women are wie I know, because I fsked them. It all started with a wellknown manufacturer of-er-ah-foundation garments coming out with the astonishing statement that by the year 2000

American women would be an

inch and a half taller than they are today. And that wasn’t all, He had the nerve to assert that milady's hips would be wider, her bust would expand and that she

would be a bit more weighty.

Being a shy, backward and extremely timid man, I worried about these statements for days before making a ‘decision. I decided I'd ask the ladies themselves what the guy meant and What/they thought about it.

801 SET OUT to find out in a strictly personal survey. I found out what I already have told you, Women want to be

taller, They. actually scream

love

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with delight at the very thought |

of it. They paint vivid pictures | beautiful grand-

of their tall, daughters in 2000. The excitement dies down

somewhat, however, when the |

matter of hips is brought up. NO, no, no,

swer; Women seem to have some

sort of aversion to the matter. |

They want their tall, beautiful

granddaughters to look like bao |

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Mrs. Louise Sparks, 3724 Manor n we 141 pounds. |Court, has been named chairman nl and wil w igh 14} po 36.75 |of the Red Cross entertainment inches; her hips 39.85 inches and instruction | and her middle will go about i service, 30 inches. She will work! He based his contentions on with representa- | a comparison of gals now and tives of Indian-| those of 1900. | apolis and Ft. Fifty years ago the average | Harrison Vetbelle was five feet two inches | erans Hospitals’ tall and weighed 114 pounds. | in planning en-| Her bust was 33.32 inches; her | tertainment for hips 36 inches and her waist | patients. (oh gosh) was 24 measly inches. ; Mrs. Sparks is| Nothing was said, nothing not new to Red| whatever, about whether men Cross work. She! were going to grow taller and organized t h e| expand more by the year 2000. {Gray Lady Service at Billings Maybe they won't. Hospital in 1941 and was later| Perhaps it’s because they

don't wear those ...er ... | Fede If the gals get tall enough to \ foundation gadgets. | absorb a few extra pounds |BOUGHT TO SIZE ‘| NEW LOAN OFFICE. OPENS ir without it showing in the wrong 201 TRACTION TERMINAL BLDG. places, some wouldn't mind. To

MEMPHIS, Tenn. Dec. 9 (UP) | 110 N. ILLINOIS STREET the contrary, if the predicted

j—The_ youthful couple at the | LI-2586 added weight in the year 2000 they like it or not, this expert [butcher counter seemed headed was going to hips, as the man

said, they Shiected Yshemently. ures.’ Sunday’s roast until the husband . Fifty years hence the aver- disappeared to return with a presage American gal of 25 to 30 [sure cooker. They selected one to

will be ive feet seven inches fit. a ——————

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according to this expert, will expand A least — if at all They can see their tall, beautiful hipless granddaughter with a sort of void, or vacuum, around her middle. | ® = » THE BUST, now, present a problem. It was hard to get an understandable reaction on the subject. Some were delighted with the” idea of added inches and others weren't so keen. Still others wouldn't comment. They could see one tall, beautiful, hipless, waistless granddaughter with, and another without. The matter of weight was a profound subject and called for considerable thought ;and discussion.

Mrs. Sparks

[recreational director on the staff) jat Billings. i

More height, more hips.

NEAR 35TH 649 FAIRFIELD AVE. xo couizce WELL, that's the way they feel about it. a but Whether

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