Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 30 November 1950 — Page 12

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couldn't think of an answer. If nights we'd go down to the day for a worthy causey which 2 NEW YORK, Nov. 30—Humor- he's from Indiana they'll believe bakery and smell hot bread.” was buyin’ liquor for next Falling Trees Pepper fst Herb Shriner, who's billed as jt He philosophizes that “the party 2 3 Oregon Man's House “The Feller From Indiana,” can't! pap tells stories about x

k his reason people there have no; « le station house caught fire anderstand why Chicagoans yythicdl Indiana home town— get up and ge-is that when theyone day and one feller was the!

think Hoosiers are so funny— gctyally he's from Ft. Wayne. He get up there's no place to 0.” ihero. He dashed into the flames vember, 1948, a tree crashed ~ but he’s grateful for it. says he made quite a name for, “I. also mention,” Herb ‘went and rescued the deck of cards.” the proper: ¢ “I'm opening at a Chicago himself back there, and left as on, “the feller back home who night club next week,” Herb told soon as he found out what it was. was nobody's fool. me. “They Indiana out there. “For some reason they think well, INdo know, but I don’t like had come back all right both a pot of hot water and pulled the against the Simning house. Hoosfers are rubes. Mention to think about it’” times. {hair out.” Now™ a third Gary and they act like. New: In Herb's monologue the town “That's, the same guy who| I asked Herb if Chicagoans had-eracked down on Yorkers who hear the name is quiet (“An .atom bomb. fell never wound his watch. Figured a favorite Hoosier story. {crushing the roof. Brooklyn. : ? there, and ‘it just lay there and he wasn't goin’ anywhere anyway' “Well,” he said, “they like to tell hurt.

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