Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 October 1950 — Page 4
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3 8 Last year’s check found many ve3 : a A314 Il Where ‘Smith’ Was a Smooth Field with first pay since activation! Pretty and popular; sha mm married the shaise man in ar eats and defective. 3837 E. 10%h St. po : f -'a man ears once lov gave t tate ~ ak PIRIN a America’s No. 1 humorist here tells the riotous story of aud Bali day passes ta neighvar. 18.3 te ow Busses which do not meet v i : | America’s No. 1 family—the Smiths. The author of “Low Man on |,0¢, "niicion returned-to train- much he loved my little sister. One divorcee, his age, in their] es, mol rou : | a Totem Pole” and “We Went Thataway” has hit another high in | {I've long forgotten those tearful 1 { ; {ing today. | erowd and ours, is ready to grab; ow | this story about his “own folks.” This is the second of six articles | ‘nights I t when I saw himinim, I think he's becoming in- $ ne If eye trouble continually persist, Sant from the book, “Poole. Named Smith,” published this week by Seg Hoticenbie Shange Hp switching s affection from me ¥ in her i jazi J®aitl © It your e tor,’ th it terested - } “ae wrdiaary tired. trtased. wurning, Henina| Doubleday & Co a was he gradual increase in WACs 0, her: I'm hati y married now, CONFUSED SISTER. | LOW AND HIGH { PRESSURE ~it's the’ i 3 Yu : CHAPTER TWO im tele traintug at the} ‘yy aha wis Hialty How about playing on your U \ ACES . x-Lax eefunded If not delighted. Get L tik HE » : - c : praise : a relie : \aday. (Rye-cup included). At all Ants i THE ORDEALS OF THE SMITHS | originate from non-divisionat lyons WE here Elv's Even hes She probably is thrilled assoei- OIL F R - jay. And By H. ALLEN SMITH levacuation units stationed at the it 1 , ating with people. 2X3! ! , or granted he'll stay crazy go it in their “GET SET FOR FALL” People named Smith have always had to contend with camp, bout her. 5 s also a scared. Help "AND cious eh WITH ’ | certain annoyances because of the commoness of their), Soigiers of the 28th Division” 1 happen to know he's being he she ot Tog a | » Ap a. ¥ 2 oday settled down to their junf. ful, I h I : L WOOLS — CREPES — "JERSEYS name. ! os of pre-cycle training, which! hold hn foreeer it he tried. hit 1u_those older crowds. Steer . EACH JOB INDIVIDUALLY ENGINEERED . So, try AND: CORDUROYS Every Smith has the usual story to tell of the smirking is similar to regular Army basic Dare I tell her she’s losing her MF Into activity in community | : mrp laxative .. SIZES 7 70.24); hotel clerk. , training. AMer six weeks of pre- husband? | projects aug to Nabble that | { Oil G % ‘ x of satiafie tr liminary instruction, the division ghe constantly lau before press { nsumption of Oil Guaran eed © better Girdong Dress Shop Another cliche involves the confusio attending the yi swing into.gombat tactics. . [him about ag aus “old, aT Iring tals Would bring | Cons P oo Not too s 4 oh West Ohio St. paging of a Mr. Smith in a, Cori" rat most they Included in the daily routine are man.” She's always talking about | and Wy onus They dont { We Have Tanks, Burners and Furnaces E MOK, THRU public place. Far back in my broaden the-definition only so far after-dinner exercise and games boys her age, and flirting with 190 their love 7 th a | LUSH 2nd FLOOR fA b. aa to tnelud all workers in 8nd films on military lore. Al- them, though harmléssly, I think,| !2¢ their love for each other and § BUY NOW AND AVOID THE RUS THE CHO _— LM youth 1 can remember seeing ° nietals. ‘though no overnight passes are She's always saying she's bored '© Understand each other, 2 . -— . APPOINT- " a two-panel cartoon on this subs "Actually in the olden times a being issued, except in emergency, With her husband's close friends, That brother-in-law of yours | MENTS 60M ject. In the first panel a bellboy opp was any man who worked & 10th of the division is allowed Men and women his age. I really] may be lax in being friendly | " Free Estimates—36 Mos. to Pay ES . ' stands in the center of a hotel wip o nammer, whether in met- out one week-night each. Another think she gets a terrific thrill out| with young erowds where your i TEL. RI. 4281, 11 A M. To 5 P.M. SAL Hobby and ix crying, “Paging Mr. als, in wood, or in stone. Hence 40 per cent is granted week-end of going around with sophisti-| sister is comfortable and un- | OIL CONTRACT GUARANTEED “Smith!” In the second panel he ,, .\ = 0 ‘nore smiths around Passes—20 per cent on Saturday cated people, but they're begin-| afraid. Tactfully tell him you | .
{ning to dislike her for her flippant |
and Sunday each. (ways. And her husband is be-|
has disappeared beneath a great than anything else. pile of strugg'ing men,
think she’d like to show him off with couples of her age. If he
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The present-day lexicography
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did some things she wants to
ginning to hunt for people. who Seek Man Accused Seek company of people who ap-, do she might forget all about
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this latter definition IT am, at the] moment, a Smith at work as a4 | smith.
haps the addition of, “I see you've shaved off your whiskers.’
A 17-year-old girl said she and 15-year-old
.-". 'N. Pennsylvania St. An interesting theory about were walking home from a movie ancient smiths comes to me from Saturday night. a George Groskritz who lives In. They were driven into |{Connecticut, and who chafes un- country where the older girl was der the knowledge that there are attacked by one of the men, abe, so many Smiths and so few Gros- said. kritzes, He writes: “While the Smiths shoed our horses, the members of the Groskrite. (Greateross) family rode off and fought the battles. | All the Groskritzes fought and
. The Smiths tiemBeives have a favorite cliche whéh it comes to discussing the origin of their name. I never knew a Smith who didn't at one time or another, spring it on me; and I in turn spring it on others. Here, in 1950, i pops up on an advertising| postal card addressed to a John J. Smith in the Bronx. Printed an the back of the card is this] message: i} DEAR MR. SMITH: |
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Four Indiana University students from Indianapolis and
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Mrs. Margaret Blair, Kast Oregon St. Evansville, Téd.,
j companion were {forced into a car-by two men on| while they
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the town hall o second time. Here, after another siege of cuuxing. and threatening, he announced ‘thet their real punishment was about to begin. They were to go to jail. . Silently the little ones obeyed. But when they arrived at the mow-familiar town hall, ne one could make them change a word of their story. Life imprisonment, torture, death —none of these dreadful things mattered. What did matter was being true to the lady. “Come along?’ he snapped. “We've wasted enough time already!” The town jail wes a dismal place, dark and evil-smelling, and the children drew
ce " . |First, a smith is “one for forges | » by on With ue 195 Mahy Sovader, with the hammer; a worker In In Assault Case [dertul man. that he nr the won-| that 15-year differences in their | . i says, performing a i utine in- Metals.” But secondly, a smith : J Jus _ |! ages. ————— troduction. is “one who fabricates a thing; A man accused of the rape of " “Trade or Mark?” comes the especially one who writes, paints a young woman was being 0RgN! - inevitable question, with . ete, as though forging.” Under by police today. _
the matter, little one? Don't you like ddneing?” Yon, yes! But I've hod enough” And toking @ medel from her neck, she osked to have it hung on a nail in the wall. “All right. But why don’t you want to keep on wearing the medal?” | want to pray. And | con do better if | look ot the medal.” ] So the man set Jacinta on her feet, then hung the medal on the wall, Immediately
the child knelt down—hends folded, eyes .
raised to the holy symbol. Lucia, Francisco ond a few of the prisoners did likewise, and soon the prison cell was echoing to another unusual sound; childish trebles telling the
: il A lang time ago everyone was | died except one and he was c¢ap- Marion County have been ap- ministrator stopped Aya Jr IUADAR a0 Thies hi named Smith. As each eom- | tured and tortured, but his win- {pointed to editorial positions on back in dum Sv the Ades rough-looking praises of the Blessed Virgin, accompanied "ti night. It wasn't too long ago mitted a sin, he was compelled | some smile saved his life. But the staffs of two campus mag- men whose bearded faces bore the stomp of by a chorus of deep- pitched voices. Even oy Ent, Blair thought she had to take another mame. Today | for him there would be mo azines published monthly at ITU, il those who took no part in the little service more work than she could handle only a few of us Smiths are Groskritzes left at all. We did Bernard Vonderheide, 3528 N. ~ company” Ered one wis listened respectfully, for a certain spell had . left. See Roy C. Smith for your | the fighting ad you Smiths (Colorado St, was named copy hy, we've got Dany door opaned, been cost upon the motley group by. the
‘w-gald she was tifed and nervous
new Chevrolet. stayed at home and married editor and James Deputy, 8212
all the time but today, thanks to a
denly, os the heavy
then slommed behind the children. “And
young strangers from Fatima. There was no doubt about it, they told themselves. These
. , our daughters and that is the E. 46th St., associate editor of HADACOL, her housework 1s like 4 pong other fables dealing! reason By today se many the Crimson Bull, humor mag- what company! - hen do Yere remarkoble children. They really bea breeze because her syste was with the origin of our name is| Giroskritzes bear the name of agine. a “Yes? jetted another. . “Since when lieved that a heavenly lady had told Them deficient in Vitamins Bl, B? tj, one which says we are lineal, Smith. The Browns were cooks, | Georgia Mattison, 3845 Wood- " they send us babies?” — to recite the Rosary daily, so thot God's Niasin, and Iron. a descendants of Noah, by way of and did the same, so- many stock Dr, will serye as art editor _ — “Oh, but these oren’t babies! oye anger at a sinful world might be appeased! Here is Mrs. Blair's-statement: ig oldest son Shem. The name! Browns today are really Gros- and L. Kellie Gardner, 15 E. 37th | CHAPTER SEVEN pickpockets —good ones. | remember the However, Francisco wes not without a
"Before 1 started taking HADA- went from Shem to Shemit 0) kritaes.” 8t., as literary editor of the Folio, | COL I was nervous, underweight ghmit to Smith, tribes of literary magazine. apd had trouble sleeping. My f00d| And a lady named Sara Payson , AMONE some savage ir : . o erate ——— did not agres with me. Seemed willis Parton who called herself ATTICH the craft of the WRITE I8,) pare pasion Sof like I was jumpy and irritable all Fanny Fern once wrote: “When *8Cred and only the chiefs Way the time. My back bothered me a Adam got tired of naming his! meddle with it. So in more civi-
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All too soon the Administrator's plans The children would never.
well.” Bo vs right. And | saw one of the girls
ot the fair in June. Come here, little ones. Tell us how they sought you.” “Yes. Speak up, children. You're among friends nov.”
- certain distraction. Pausing for a moment in his prayer, he nudged a man sionding near him. “Sir, when we pray, we take off our hats,” he whispered. Abashed, the man removed his battered headpiece and threw it on the floor. At once
' . = lear. lot and I couldn't sleep, and when lized climes the smith was re- BLOOMINGTON, Oct. 2--A were made ¢ oh Loud loughter greeted this remark, and ; ; i id i eM are mimeo dvseontints ue aie [Hed 00 wonored cater corpa of 221 ROTC sa res to homes and fame iow hey Lond ovr resol 8 LOL 0 Francice picked 1 wp ond. lid ono wake up in the morning feeling é - most readable In Wales he sat beside his mas- dents, the largest in history, will told the lady's secret. An Yhay. did a0 door in silent bewilderment. Then Lucie gravely.” * '
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like I hadn't had a drop of rest volume dealing with the origin of ter the King at table, and was turn out for full dress reviews)
My mother noticed how bad. 1 personal names which I have entitled to take a drink of every, this fall on the Indiana Univer-
looked and she suggested I take encountered was published early wine that was brought into the sity campus. HADACOL. After I started tak-'in 1950 under the title, “The Story hall, even before the most impor-| — ing HADACOL I began to notice of Our Names.” tant guests were served. | a difference right away. Now I| It Is the work of & Ohlcage He fashioned the iron collar sleep well my nerves are steady, lawyer who has spent more than | which bound the serf (O evil my disposition is 100% better and 26 years studying onamatology, (smith!) and he wrought and in1 actusily enjoy my food. Life the science of names, And what [stalled the chastity belt which certainly is wonderful—-now that! do you suppose his mame Is? secured the charms of Queen and I am taking HADACOL. Smith. Elsdon C. Smith. Lady (O enviable smith!), Get the Wonderful HADACOL | - He explains that people did not| The rest of the time he just Feeling begin acquiring surnames untilismote whatever needed smiting Yes, do as thousands of other about the year 1000 and thatifor the name of his trade derives folks have done who have had these names derived generallyifrom the Saxon word which
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do 30 soon, they would suffer o slow end horrible death.
“Thiek thet over! sneered the Admin-
istrator, os he locked the three in a lorge room of his house. “If you have any sense at oll, you'll do what | tell you.” The children looked at one another fearfully. And the lady! What about her? It wos almost noon, and she hod fold them to be at the Cova da Irie. . , . “Maybe she'll come to us here,” said Francisco hopefully. But 12 o'clock came and there was no sign of the heavenly one. Jacinta began to cry. “Our parents will never see us ogain!’
How terrible te die awoy from home!
took courage. No, she and her cousins were not pickpockets—or any other kind of criminal. Instead, the three of them were from the country, and they had seen a heavenly lady three times. On each of her visits she had asked them to say the Rosary devoutly, and to make many sacrifices for sinners. She had also told them a secret, but as yet they could not share this with anyone.
The prisoners stared in amazement. What
nonsense wos this? Then one mon shook warning finger ot Lucia. “Don’t moke the Administrator angry, little girl. He con cause you lots of trouble.” “Yes,” put in another. “And don’t talk to him about’ heavenly things. Bother him
At his wits’ end, the Administrator finally sprang to his feet and strode toward. the children. “Listen!” he roared. “Either tell me what | want to know, or each of you will be fried in oil!” instinctively the three drew back. sir! We've already told you the truth!” “The truth! Listen, you stubborn little fools! I've had enough nonsense. There's a big tenk of oil boiling in the yard this very minute, just right to cook the three of you to a crisp. Murry up, Jacinta.- What's this secret you soy the lody told you?” Great tears were streaming down the foce of the 7-year-old girl. “I can’t tell you, sin/¢
“But
trouble with indigestion, stomach from four sources: Localities, oc- means ‘to smite.” she sobbed. “They'll never hear any me } ] disturbances (gas, heartburn, cupations, fathers’ names and de-| : y 1 about vs!” 7 ry vith Some Se vind of stspe iy. “But “You can’t? We'll see about that. Guard” sour “risings’) after meals, as Scriptive or personal traits. | Temorrow: Swythes, Smyths || RUSSER | LINOLEUM | ASPHALT Francisco and Lucia tried te comfort har. eg ong iil any stories!” The door opened, and a very ugly policewell as that general run-down | Smith is almost but not quite and Hyphenate Smiths: Ma 23¢ 1. fe “Let's offer this to Jesus for poor sinmers, - ? “And ™O® appeared. “Yes, sir?’ condition, if your system lacks! {purely Secupationsl 2 rig. one i en. ea. up as the lady told us to do,” they said. And Thats ght hestaned Froncics: pi “Is the oil ready?" Vitamins B!, B?, Iron, and Nia-| ere are a few Smiths whose speaking for all three, Franci it ’ = A ~ : vit. 0 ancestors had nothing whatever South Bend Oliver "\ORDAN BROS. wedking for oi thrs, From resied the J 30-4 Je 2 pi sill don “Yer, oe: Haig Law HADACOL is being recom- to. do with working in metals; - “O Jesus, it is for Your love, for the con- Good. Take this one and throw her in. miended by many doctors. HADA- their name derives from the fact| Workers Win Pay Hike version of sinners and in reparation for the Thers vii something touching in the chil- “Yes, sir. Right ovey, di sir” COL is so amazingly successtul (Pat in Old England they llved| SOUTH BEND, Oct. 2 (UPI | 333 Wi Wash: St. Li-4685 sins od ogoinet the dren's - _and_bearing aad in Francisco looked at Lucia. “Whet do va tr Re because it acts directly to relieve Near a smooth fleld, which was Wage increases ranging from 81). oo oe. J Heart of Mary.” spite of themselves the prisoners were im- core if they kill us?” he murmured. “We'll
the cause of your trouble when ¢alled a smeeth field. to- 15 cents an hour were an-
0 suc iciencies. That's The famous Smithfield region nounced over the week-end. for| xy olf h Jatisiensise. ah “ot London, whére knights of old some 2000 workers at the Oliver FACE COVERED the. . kind you. should "buy the slew one another in tournaments! Corp. plant No. 1. "kind you should start taking im-|and where heretics were burned, The workers, members of Local, mediately. got its name not from any mem- 112 of the Farm Equipment Coun-|
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“And for the Holy Fother, too™ put in * Jacinta, wiping her eyes. he prayer brought the children some relief. And the Administrator's vife—a kind and motherly soul—alse did whet she could to help, bringing food, drink ond picture books te the three little prisoners. But the
pressed. Suddenly thay felt os though o clean breeze had swept through their dismal . -it a certgin fresh - And when Jacinte, still
quarters, bringing with ness and cheer. ing her mother, began te cry, there wes ral consternation.
“Hare, here, little one. Everything's going
“ge right to heaven” Then, taking off his cap: “Let's say a Hail Mary for Jacinta so she won't be scored.” Pale and trembling, Lucia nodded. She was olready praying os edrnestly “es she could. Presently the door openid a second time
Don’t go through life suffering; fact that as a field It was smeeth. previously won pension and tnsur- Mins B. Gross, Box 361, Davis, Okia., | next morning the Administrator bunt i in wpon te turn out oll right.” = - ond enother guard appeared. ‘Well, that's such fiendish torture from your Meaning Bot bumpy. . {ance agreements, - | writen For three Year my face wee them with new threats. 5 “Yes. Look. I've a harmonics. Suppose one of you fried,” he _seciared on, Jstomach, when relief may be as ! ke A i treatment won't oki ou fol r » ; wiping his hands. “Now, Francisco, it's your close at hand as your nearest The occupational origin of the \ BOY, 4, DIES OF INJURIES | an external condition. I decided to try | : a oud tn ee areine hi yo atk, wg hove a say we a vod’ ve Vi wiv # Nahe fa. “Now, Frauen, ley you drugstore. Buy HADACOL today. name Smith has always been) LA PORTE, Oct. 2 (UP) -| Cuticura Soap and Ointment. After | “ he bundled all three off to the town ko to dance, children?” told you?” * "Trial size bottle only $1.25. Large 0bvious but there is a point which Four-year-old Roger Howard, usingthemfor three weekslwasgreatly | where he and several fellow-atheists spent Jacinta hesitated. “We . . . we know the The Administrator “closed in shrenteningh. family or hospiial size, $3.50. Re- helps explain how the Smiths hop-| North Judson, died Sunday of in-| relieved; and now the pimples are en- the morning threatening and scolding. = fg a "I's your last chance, boy. Out with, it¥" fuse substitutes, There is only one pened to become a multitude. juries suffered Saturday night tively gone.” Cuticura may. help you tool | “Confess that you mode up” this story “And the ira” put in Lucia, Francisco shook his head. . "1 con't teil “true and genuine HADACOL., ‘Most - people assume that a when he was hit by a car nea¥ Buy Cuticura at your druggist today! | about the lady!” “Fine. Then let's forget our troubles for you. | can't tell anyone! Copyright 1980, The LeBiane Corporation smith is a shoer of horses, ‘a 'his home. Ld “We didn’t sir. - She really ond truly e bit” "Yen take him cowoy? vouved the ‘Ad- “ come.” : In @ moment the prison cell was quite 0 ministrator. “Let him share his sister's fate!”
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} Well, what did she tell you?" ““To say the Rosary every day for the peace of the world, and to make mony sacrifices for sinners.” “What else?” “The rest is. a secret.” - “Nonsense! - Even the parish prion doesn’t believe what you say.” “That's right. ‘Look, here are some nice shiny gold pieces. Tell us the secret, and you may “We con't tell the secret for anything the world.”
noon. Mis wife had prepared @ good lunch, Sxhich ha Sumitted them fo ssivs; bot Vian
* thoy had finishad he dragged the off te
about the room. presently he had swung her ‘up on his shoul-
different place, echoing to the gay sengs = and dance rhythms of the Portuguese counfryside. One of the men took Jacinta for his partner, and to the accompaniment of the wheezing harmonica, the clapping of hands ond stamping of feet, whirled her But. she was so small that
der, continuing the dance alone. Jacinta’s eyes sparkled os the music grew Jondar and foster. and everyone joined ‘in - - Then suddenly her face clouded. The hod said thet she and. her companions must die if they did not tell the lady's secret. And surely denci way to prepare for heaven. “Please put me down!” she begged.
Puizzled, yt Josked up. Why, what's
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Once again the door slammed, and Lucia found herself alone with the Administrator. He looked at her scornfully. “Well; are you going to talk or mat?” - The little girl swallowed orl, I'd rather die, too.” But as the minutes passed, and there wos no sound from the hall outside, Lucie’s hegrt filled with dread. She could not see he beautiful one whom she loved so much; but surly ish rved 10. bor» + he
“No, sir,
Jacinta and Francie... without « sound” “
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