Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 22 September 1950 — Page 28

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It Happened Last Night—

Pat O'Brien Works Clean

‘Not One Dirty Story,” He Vows For ‘Cutty Sark Circuit’

. By Earl ‘Wilson

NEW YORK, Sept. 22—

saloons, and I never tell a dirty story.

“My right boomed Pat O'Brien, walking up 51st St.,

hand

to God,”

“I work in the

“I tell a million stories and dance an Irish reel and

wave me old shilalagh, “The Same Old Shilalagh Me Father: But TI tell ’em clean.

{Brought From Erin's Shore.’ “Why should I offend some-| body out front who's maybe brought his old aunt from out of town? Yuks I'm gettin’ and have yet to tell a slightly dirty Yuks!” Pat's de but in “the Cutty Sark Circuit,” as he calls it, is of great interest to many folks, “When they asked me,’ ‘Mom. ig right there near the, phone and she says, ‘Honey,| you've been doing it a long time [for nothing. Why don't you get paid for it?’ To ! | “I'm a great F. F. bum,” Pat] says, “A For Free guy. I've been] on cafe floors for free so many [ places.’ | | We had now got into a friend's | car and the friend drove out into| traffic and almost got smacked. ” ” = i THE DRIVER of the other car| {started bellowing, whereupon| Pat grinned, and the driver's bellowing died in his throat. He! half-smiled and sald, “aren’t! Pat.

' he said.)

| bering my «name. | The guy drove away happy. l. “That's the way you have to,

| treat em on the Cutty Sark Cir-|. | cuit. But they're not bad. I'm all; tion: Errol Flynn's ex-mother-in-{law,

i | for 'em.-

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Pat said. (rocco with Billy Bloomingdale)|

{was wearing twp triangular shaped diamonds on her forehead + « This Gets Complicated Sec-

Nora Eddington’'s mother

| “So if T can go: out for six|(Nora's now Mrs, Dick Haymes).

weeks at a time and have my mommy out with me, Without my gal, I'm 4 dead duck. | “TI went out without her this {time. So what happens? Eleven ‘hundred dollars out of my salary for phone calls!” | We now went into a 57th St. candy store for Pat to buy a box. of cookies—$10 worth--to send to his son Sean in military school. “I got to slip these past his mom,” Pat said.” “She doesn’t want him to have them but he doesn’t like candy, so he gets cookies.” » " " PAT SAID that at the end of {his cafe act he recites {Doesn't sing it, recites it. He Ithinks it’s more effective recited “I teil them,” Pat said, “ ‘A lot {of people have the idea patriotism lis corny. Now if being patriotic {is corny, ‘let's . all get Golden | Bantam!” Pat laughed about his experi

iment in cafe performing,

Pat O'Brien “Aren't you Pat O'Brien?’ “Yeah? You still mad?”

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“Those Hollywood guys talked {about it,” he said. “They said, ‘What is that bum gonna do’?” “I can see those guys all waitin’ | for me when I do my act at las | Vegas. But I'll get ’em and they'll stay for a week . . . and won't hear ore dirty story.” { n x ” ! - - ‘The Midnight Earl |

GOOD RUMOR MAN: Hedy IL.aMarr’s seeing the cops again about the jewels is something about to happen? . .. Joe DiMaggio’s son, Joe Jr., 8, is in uniform at a California military school . Movie moguls are mad at

great! {Pat Wymore, to attend the Flynn-

“America.”

ia temptation--if she

jexpects to go to Paris with

Flynn's current fiancee, lovely Wymore wedding. Maybe Flynn likes his mother-in-law and got custody of her when he and Nora |divarced. With Doubleday Editor Ken McCormack in. Reno

having done e it, gagsters say Doubleday should bring out a book, “How to Stay Happily Married.” 2B a» TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: They were discussing the pronunciation of: “Ideology” (as in Communist ideology) in the Stage Delicatessen and Max Asnas, the 7th Ave. Lindy said “With Communists, it's’ got to be pronounced ‘idiotology’.” = ” Ed WISH I'D SAID THAT a television show boring that mercial.” Solotaire. Taffy Tuttle said at the Virginian: “A woman alone is not were a temptation she wouldn’t he alone.” |

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