Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 19 September 1950 — Page 13

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youth so far is balking—he likes, Happy” is satire—broad and the “TELE-PLAN" Seal! A | Uncle, a childless man who, fashion, of all the “inspiration Ira Wallach, the author, is

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DEMOCRATS TO MEET The Irvington Aggressive Democratic Club will meet at 6:45 {p. m. Thursday at Buckley's Res-|

|taurant, Cumberland. Albert! 1s the famous cartoonist of the Koesters, county treasurer, is New Yorker magazine. ” (president. These articles are selected iS and Sym- t : from the recent book, “How to Understandable Wey | TODAY and every day youll Be Deliriously Happy,” pub- * ALLIED find the BIGGEST SELECTION| lished by Henry Schuman, New

{of Homes For Sale advertised in| York. {the Classified Columns of The fimo moo {Indianapolis Times ...the Home CHAPTER TIRER |Shopping Guide for the folks of By TRA WALLACH

| Indianapolis! [I know of no sadder sight than {the modern busy executive, buoyed id by his dividends, who seems on the surface to-be blessed with {all the good things life has to |offer, but who is the victim of {almost unbearable tensions that {result from the mad pace of modlern living. ’ Such & man rushes through 18 holes of golf as though an enemy {were pursuing him.

FLORISTS

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laxation of drink is only a mirage, fool's gold of the spirit. He does not dare to “take it easy” because he feels that were {he to do so, his rivals would outstrip him and his corporation {would crash around his ears. A New Technique Statistics indicate that as result of overwork, modern exec-

the mation’s golf courses. My purpose. in this chapter is to describe to you a new technique to relieve tensions, encourage selfunconsciousness, earn massive

vading sense of calm gaiety. This technique of relaxation is known as “Zhloomphing.” I am the first man to have introduced Zhloomph to America. Zhloomph, was a technique of relaxation, was first developed by the eminent {specialist in Physical Medicine, Dr. Hugo Zhloom., Anyone Can Zhioomph! Zhloomph is best ¢ \eved in a reclining position,

sition.

Dr. Zhloom, who

development of complete vacuity.

[TIOIPIE I lA AIG LAMIALS)

Drs Ci ERNIE RASIDIE! Soaked in warm milk \ 1 INITIO] | As you do this, you will feel a | 1,5 Devicted |sense of peace and harmony inactor {fuse your psyche, while the petty 9 Intermission {cares and worries of life are car0 Short jackets Iried away—rubbed off the mind's 3 Besaue 9 slate by the wet cotton. poey Fishermen's Out—Wet Cotton [15 Seine Hn 4 You have now achieved mental {17 Narrow inlet. 312 He is — ‘relaxation. When you have suc(18 Stains |ceeded in dispelling from your 19 Courtesy title 14 Depart /mind ‘even the image of the wet {20 Bone cotton, you will have achieved 21 Compass palit of host i Cain {spiritual relaxation. [22 Flesh food 23 Soon | You are ready for the third losect aspect of Zhloomphing: Physical Symbol for relaxation. True (or .supine) | sodimm Zhloomph is best accomplished Endure on the floor. First stretch out Support prone. Assume as liquid a state While ) as is possible for ‘any life strucCamera’s eye | ture supported by bone. Biblical | Allow the tongue to slap slop{pronoun {pily in the mouth. If the lower Arctic gult pily

(lip tends to sag, encourage this

| tendency. The eyelids and the | fists should be half closed. The

Radircad Small flap He hy muscles of the abdomen should Mountain on lie flaccid and loosely distributed. 45 oun . Just One Phase 6 Pomae sake Up to this point all these steps, (ab) with the exception of the supine 47 Ancient position, also constitute verticle J or upright Zhloomph. What fol-| 8 Unit of lows can be done only in supine tt Zhloomph. Expunge This involves the use of pillows 1 under all points of contact with or reality. Place pillows under each Thin ankle, -behind each knee, under the small of the back, the wrists, [a : the elbows, the neck, the but2 Brazilian state tocks, and the third, fifth, and ninth lumbar vertebrae. Now you have added physical

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‘What's in Name? How to Be Deliriously Happy . . . (The Foible Gompkin Method)—

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v UPRIGHT his success by saying, “I owe it 7 Zhi . to my lifelong habit of taking a { eomphing twenty " hour.”

Old Man does it?”

inconvenient to carry so many hour every day in Zhloomphing!” | pillows around. With the technical .

Gompkin Pillow Kit which we bring yourself closer to Delirious | § make available at no profit as our gappiness. i contribution to Delirious Hap-|

If Zhloompn passes over into a couple. sleep, do not be discouraged. I know one powerful financier who| ’ {answered a question concerning’

minute nap every half-

" : To this day his_associates cluck 5 their tongues and ask each otfrer| . fevergntly, “I wonder how the

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He drinks to relax, but the re-|

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wealth, and achieve an all-per-|

but a satis-| | factory modified Zhloomph may be accomplished in an upright po-

personally demonstrated his technique to me, explained that the first step is the

This is done by wiping the mind clean of all thoughts and concen(trating on the mental image of of absorbent . cotton!

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“| owe my success to the lifelong habit of taking a twenty minute | nap every half hour."

|relaxation to your mental and of that Board of Directors is well- | spiritual relaxation. The burden to-do! : of long years of tribulations and’ Industrialists whom 1 have sorrows falls away. All is pil- taught the technique of Zhioomlowed joy! phing at first protested that it was

Don’t Come Out

{ Do not come out of Zhloomph unless forced to do so by hunger {or pressure of work. | One prominent banker makes it a practice to Zhloomph from

eleven to four o'clock every day. For relief from the distress of {At first he did this over the vio- GAS flatulence bigeined vin {lent objections of other members PAINS, GOSEWISCH's Garlic Tablets {of the bank’s Board of Directors | utes J *hiffless. odorless. “Garlic made who complained that their weekly (Sserders jl of grateful users, HA & S110 {meetings were being disrupted. | Mbr. Excelsior Lo . Atlantic City, N. J.

| Today the Board members join

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