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at the national convention next ought to call them crime-waves. : nates from East Chicago, Evans- " month i Cleveland, O., will meetiviile, Terre Haute, Connersville,

HELSINKI, Aug. 18—I've come up here closer than, star in the new Ziegfeld Follies. Sunday in the Lincoln Hotel. Jeffersonville, Anderson, Muncie, I've been yet to the Iron Curtain, looking for laughs, and Jack Benny went right to Lindy's| The session was called by|Ft. Wayne, Elkhart, Elwood and| or

{for food after returning from «wu... .i.. w Beckner. Connersville, New Castle will attend. have found some, Europe; he claims N. YX. chow oer mander Numero © j —————————————_ —

A school child in Estonia—now a part of Russia— (beats Europe's. , . . Court action’s olutions voted at the state Am- Hearts of Gold

by his Soviet teacher: “Who is your father?” [Prewing between Grad Bears, eX-/yyi, convention in Muncie July was asked 4 his So y president of United Artists andisy’on Wulv Eb Sh 1" the par. Pay for Iron Lung Stalin,” was the answer. ithe new Jhauagement headed by, * Aisa. 10. be considersd. are i {DE MANAgement headed Moiey.. . |son was published inthe Helsinki| =~» » » WHAT'S HOT: Mickey Rooney’s threatening a legal fight

proposed amendments to the national “constitution necessary tof Sairpelge by Hamilton. Field selThe ter amiled kazoil xin to Té:elect the national commander, |diers to provide an iron lung for and Es a oe child _. g IN SWEDEN a nice gentleman , oo; nig ex-wife from making bia Harold Russell, She" Rolioratricken’ wife Sf 3 sere AE *Now what lighting a cigaret for me said: S-year-old son a movie actor. . , . Other state officers who are to geant paid off double. Enough precocious, said. “Now what can| “1 ypqerstand that in Scotland |attend:

I do for you? What is your fond- |tpey consider 13.on a match un- Truman Capote, oT dying C. Leroy Priest. Muncis, execu-'of them,

est wish?” lucky.” Replied the child: “To be an y * nln his spare time canning Brilita nd} . pg ly A DANE, much In love with a WEAR EE as oi oun rl, was told - {for '] » . ut A Russian snd an Aes ama hat ah a a by he 82. | eight_new records. for Victor ry 'TéW days. He promised io send her MATK HANNA €3corted {roses, one for every year of her nell to El Morocco, where the Ray | Europe. . . . Bruno er's { dom, a man can go right up to the ay, oRdiked hie Mites, ANd the lO and to investigate the steps of the capitol and call Pres-| ooh o nice man. and a good cus. concert ‘situation, . . . Margaret fdent Truman a stinker.” | tomer-1let's put in an extra dozen Whiting makes her first night: The Russian retorted, “We have roses for him.” iclub appearance at the Waldorf 0 a

equal freedom in Russia. A man| He still doesn't know why the Jan. I. ... Hardie Frieberg, Faye we JAMES WHITCOMB MILEY

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EL 0,1 ener smc wr Et £10 Truman a stinker, also.” HOPE (the Duchess of Park Connie Haines’ 83-year-old grand-| gs Avenues) Hampton, now in Europe mother is flying from Jacksonvilie | A FINN driving me past a large VIth her boy friend, Sinclair Rob- 10 hear her when she opens at the building in Helsinki said: [a Io Slking Tr Iu ay. . , . “Detect! a ATTA Ti. ai aaa d A weeks Bround tory” wil avs FHIANAY greRten * Cannes, now loaded with tourists, lcutt. “Yes?” (and she says, “Why, there are x x» “Yes, That's the House of Par-|"® Many Americans there, you CHARLIE JONES wants to Hament—200 actors.” {hardly get a word of French in.” know, “Did you ever notice how FEE on 8 loften a narrow mind and a wide] - | TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: mouth go together?” , , . That's]

‘IN RUSSIA, a visiting fur buy-| “There are two genders at the th er ordered some chicken pile in a| seaside « +» Masculine and Nader rh Brother. CHICAGO restaurant, He tried it, and com-|—London Opinion, i plained to the Russian waiter: | *. x =» r Camp to Hold ny “I don't find any chicken in the, WISH I'D SAID THAT: rT El ti 1 d chicken pie.” ; {ing back over recent wars, I'd ecrion 104g Growled the waiter: “Well, do say that truce is stranger than) State ay =] CINCINNATI you expect to find a dog in the fiction.” Drew Berkowitz. CHESTERFIELD, Aug. 18° -- : dog biscuit? . : *¥ x on i The Chesterfield Spiritualist camp Mornings, board the Chicago-bound Riley at 9:25 StandFe T : : : was to hold its annual conven- ard Time. Your reclining coach seat is reserved and TOOTS SHOR phoned me, he Midnight Earl mn NY tion and elect officers today. waiting. Stroll back to the streamlined observation for N. Y.-to-Helsinki, to tell me he'd| Gard A AN: Ed The Rev, Clifford Blas was to a change of scene or refreshments before your famous become father of a son. The first ss ner.» sted to buy a drink ge)jver the afternoon lecture and New York Central luncheon in one of the RILEY'S two word he said to me Whan he caliod| 8 aa . Shor's and Toots follow with a message service. stainless steel diners Step off, cool and fresh, in Chicago me at the Hotel Kamp, from his . oY vi won't let you, ya bum!| The Rev. Mr, Bias’ classes have at 1:55 P, M. (D.8.T.). Or evenings, board the Southrestaurant, was, “Beot" and I 3 San L want Jou a2 preak your been well-attended throughout bound Riley at 8:10 Standard Time and be in Cincinnati wasn't a greeting, but an an- likes to kid his brother 2 2 Season , hy ve a. at un P.M. (EST). Er sa

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