Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 10 August 1950 — Page 16

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Ko-We-Ba eed, you In Amsterdam

a Posted In If Dutch Say, ‘I'm Drunk,’ Tu mhlers * IIs ‘tk Ben Dronken’ With Iced By Earl Wilson ji Spoon AMSTERDAM, Aug. 10—Wearing wooden shoes, I've ac been clop-clopping around this city that has a Dam Hotel, : ROWER a Dam Garage, and about 70 people named Dam MWsted in =r | extra rich/the phone book.

visiting Americans. alr my

When Ted Malone was taking television film, he shot lots of footage of the Dam Hotel, to the bafflement of the Dutch. . r . “TO US,” one of the Dutch sald, in good English, “a dam is just that—a dam. : “Rotterdam, for example, means ‘dam the rotter, or river” ” = ““And #0 I have been to Amsterdam, Zandam, Edam, Monikendam and Volendam. I refrain

"nw FT WAS at Volendawi—a colorful town where the people still

J . withiced tea spoon af tached, 39. Also in a Va Ib. tin with spoon, 39¢. ‘eo

'pair of wooden shoes for about a gullder and a half--39 cents. “They'll hurt you,” the keeper of the souvenir shop warned me. The Dutch farmers and wear some padding in them, but I had no falsies with me,

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Plenty of Dams |

}.Blend fori. Nobody gives-a-d-—about the Dams Mere except is’

‘Iwear the baggy black clothes of} their ancestors—that I got me a!

bor- garde brought back a

'model in the ‘West. Indies.

1 |thony Pettito: “Never underesti-| “mate a woman-—urnléss, of VOULHE; |

optimist, claims Ken Murrayisa

Ken Murray home bragging about his sunburn. © ?

people get drunk here they talk ‘Double Dutch” ; “I make them go home,” he

AIR IN cos BSP 5 rs But an says, “when they start calling dustry. this the “Ter Flies Restaurant’ ” Jast Dectaer knocked this hope

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Midnight Earl in N. Y.

eral body known as the Aus-| tralian Shipping Board. For the|l0 Private enterprise. last eight years it has controlled 28 government-owned ¢oastal ships.

lof Amsterdam. says that when, Aus

this fleet as a basis for nationalizing the country’s shipping inelection

Headed for the skids is a fed-

Australia’s socialist-minded

‘government planned to use

Now + Aussie ‘taxpayers, who

-B'WAY BUZZSAW: Margaret Truman saw ‘Tickets Please” twice last week-—once with her mother and once with Gen. Marshall. . . ., Jean Parkers feel-|

her summer theater dates. . .

Billy Daniels for

roughhouse . show. . . -Hilde-!

batch of

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8 Ah Mgr. Anna Sosenko now have nearly as much canvas as a circus. . . . A Boston syndicate is trying to get an okey for a race-|

George Washington bridge. . Contest winner Phyllis

- WISH I'D SAID THAT: An:

she asks you to guess how old

she is.” ~ » »

TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: Win-

lay on the street with his feet! up against the

I wore them into the chic Amstel Hotel. The ‘management smiled tolerantly. Especially as I! wasn't staying long. » n =

WE USED to think of all the Dutch speaking like Jack Pearl as Baron Munchausen, but a lot of them handle English fluently. “What ever happened to that boy who put his finger in the dike?” I inquired. “That story's better known in

‘man told me. “But we built a statue to perpetuate the iegend, anyway.” » »” » 1 WE FOUND a hospitable people, beautiful stores, and some ideas we could borrow—such as

oe From a very exclusive school

To be swerded our highest degree — the Star-Kist label — tuna must meet rigid requirements. They must come from a good family, for instance, they must be mild sad have good caste...

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streetcar so that you can drop a letter In the streetcar mailbox and know that in half an hour it'll be at the postoffice.

Dutch), Tyrone Power, Franklin D. Roosevelt Jr, Doug Falrbanks Jr. ete.

It also teaches you some Buy FIRCY SRW PACK or CHUNK STRE, Dutch, suoh as “Tk ben both are the same fine Siar-Kist quality! dronken,” translated, “I'm drunk.”

® “ » The boss of the place, Nicoiaas Kroese, who is the Toots Shor * 4

street!”

America than it is here,” a Dutch-|

having a mailbox on every}

SUARANTHILY In doa: agree Then there was the “Five Flies Kist Tusa is better whea' com. IRS BE — Restaurant,” which gives you pared side-by-side with sop other light Ct ¢ a ; souvenir neckties — just like meat tuna af any price, send we the ar-Atls American spots—and asks you to labels from both cans compared TR IR 1: BL _isign the guest book along with we'll send you twice the price J Linda Christian (who's half

mttle, squinted up at the buildin

The Dale Sisters tell of the

{show that was so bad that the WATER CONSUMPTION {opening night audience came in| full dress and left in full flight gallons of water a day on a per; |capita basis, :

. « . That's Earl, brother.

Local Medium At Chesterfield

ing well enough now to resumé smong those in residence this ; + lsummer at the Chesterfield SpiritOlsen & Johnson want Singer uajist Camp are Dr. and Mrs. thelr next'gepjamin F. Clark of Indian{apolis, :

irialigation {are spending their seventh session in the camp in recent years.

. .ldianapolis and is president of the Hunt wil Indiana State Spiritualist Assoct-! — (ation. ‘The church is afiiated {with the National Spiritualist As‘sociation. : 2 =]

ditorium.lecture today, He is also as a cabinet-tender for his wife.

to he shared by Mrs. Clark and

the Rev. Pansy Cox, a clairvoyant nie Garrett tells of the lush who ang trumpet a oy

Emipre State the Madison Street Spiritualist building. He opened one eye a Temple of Anderson and serves on the official board of the Ches8 and sald, “Wow, what a long terfield Spiritualist Camp as treasurer. <

Times State Service CHESTERFIELD, Aug. 10 —

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He is pastor of the Psychic 8 hE

Dr. Clark was to deliver the auclairvoyant medium and serves

The message service today was

Mrs. Cox is associate pastor of

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