Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 1 June 1950 — Page 12

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the bar at once, and ordered Again there was a cracking ‘beer’s probably too cold,” said Musial, and again the beer went back, and a. fresh one was brought. Thén Musial showed Toots how, with a-coin hidden In his hand, he produced the crack-

ing sound, “I get an awtul lot of free beer this way,” Musial said.

\Vaudéville’s surely alive now at the Palace where Belle Baker, Cliff Edwards, Smith & Dale, and the rest are getting such

‘crowds that’ a poor columnist has trouble getting a seat.

I was convulsed by the famous man

IBmith & Dale “Dr. Kronkheit”

sketch in which the patient says “You're hurting me,” and the doe says, “Impossible, I'm painless.” The patient snorts, “Yeah, but. I'm not!”

COMEDIAN JOE E. LEWIS | who goes into the Chicago Chez| Parce this week--has a new one

while he’s performing. (There's

going to sleep, but I was hurt when you didnt say ‘Good night.’ ”

T's FRANK CAPRA’S STORY.

closet: First Skeleton: “What are yway?” . . Second Skeleton: “Yeah, if we had any guts, wed get nia here!”

BETTY HUTTON tells us she doubts if she'll ever marry an

Miss Hutton actor. I know it's not their fault,” she says, “but I can't stand it when we're on the set and one of them calls for somebody to bring him a Jnlrror, 4

BING CROSBY'S In love with Paris for a special reason, Every

him one million francs due him in frozen funds ‘on his pictures. That's about $3000. “It's not just

ing. “Imagine somebody bringing you a million anything-—even if it were only 3 Eilon peanuts!”

\LENORE LEMMON now orders her drinks this way: “A glass of

| before his term expir

{Hope show. . . . - {Joe Lopez fa- < imous maitre 4’

leats raw carrots.

Wilson a recent night off, when sud-

: a FP over what NEW YORK, a 1—Stan Musial was " having: “| with “Blackouts” ,

| small beer in Toots Shor’s on

Hollywood studio

] there was a cracking sound from the beer glass. Toots; gy always mindful of athletes’ health, sent the glass back tojbas been 8 frat Yor 5.4 frock gage

sound from the glass. ed »

Jumped ‘When theater owners installed pop corm machines. . . Latin ‘1 show gal Dorothy Reed married Neal Heaslip, ” ” EL MOROCCO boss John Perona~who's extremely careful of the food he buys for his fancy t back a salmon ‘that he didn’t: Uke.

the 21. Club sent it back, too,”

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WHAT'S HOT: Arturo Tosca{nini, back from his tour, has one |desire-~to meet” Milton “Berle. {Berle dated Joyce Mathews at the Viennese Lantern. . . . Brownie

to join her husband George in Palm Beach. . . . Didn't Frank Erickson tell a pal he's not wor-

tion, the worst he can get is a year? , . . Izzy Rappaport, in Bing Sing as a result of the Mergenthaler Linotype

{time in an effort to save his life es. . + David

Schrafft, to disprove rumors, flew

ried about the bookie investigas|

| swindle, was operated on for the fourth.

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said, “Darling, now what do say to the nice woman?” AntolJ nette replied, "What Savor it 17”

“BILL FARRELL, the Ohioborn singer at the Capitol, says

girl thinks of three things: Aisle FI: Altar (Alter) Hymn Hm);

Earl, brother,

of Metamore, and Howard H. Peckham, director of] Bureau. —_ Maange si wie Bed tn aa I

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{Selznick’s coming from. Europe

Connecticut school. .-, . The Maharajah of Jaipur's at Harkness Pavillion for surgery on an old leg injury.

a un 8g GOOD RUMOR MAN:

Mayor

i O'Dwyer looks right healthy now; {but confides to friends, ‘For a ‘fwhile- it was a matter of life

and dea nin Prank Sinatra’s swamped with TV offers already, resulting from his slick job on the Bob

at the Copa, has been nicknamed “Rabbit” Lopez: While not greeting customers, he

«e+ A thousand actors would love -the-security of bel ng ia 5 {Sol acific,” but TRek Fontan, Miss Wallace who plays the radio operator, is quitting to live in a shack and paint , . . Ken Murray and his partner Dave Siegel are

gin “end Jitters, Jas.”

REPORT ‘ox’ THE gar Sut business. as felayed by .I Heller: They’ re so busy tvs to get business they haven't time | to accept har Teturns,”

DEAN MARTIN and Jerry Lewis—the new Erosby and Hope —are doing such good business * the Copacabana that even Lewis’ parents couldn't get in the other night. At one point, Martin chides the audience for-applaud-| ing Jerry’s foolery, \ “That's the sort of thing)! X' says Dean, “that starts rumors) that he's alive.” \

o s \ “I WOULDN'T say she's old]

sald. Hal Block, Fanny Ward, Jolson’s baby: sitter. n

WHO'S NEWS: The Roy Cam-| parniellas expect another:baby in

_ speaking of

August. , , . Anita Colby goes hy =

London to write and do publicity

+ + » Maxie Rosenbloom and Maxie; Baer will resume their cafe act ™ . Robert Montgomery’s| children are coming East to spend, . Eddie Cantor's trying to get Ida's per!

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