Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 20 April 1950 — Page 16

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“I know several antiques in Cin get laughs,” and Bert Lahr] Ginga) but they're not my broth- added, “Low comedy: Jokes that ' Groucho said. do get laughs.” . . . Miss Mer“1 can't remember this fellow’s man's nickname for Ray Middle-| name,” the guy from. Cincinnati ton who's taking over Ezio Pinza’ s! osaid, TL : . : : : | “Probably Marx,” Groucho sug- ’ : ’ gested. ‘ : | “Yeah, that's it,” the fellow \said, in surprise. “4 . ss = GROUCHO was trying to get |some lunch, in spite of the interruptions. As he studied the desert section of the menu, he called to .

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The fellow from Cincinnati ‘didn't leave but brought over a lady friend and her daughter. : w : | ¥ “We're just fast friends,” the fellow from Cincinnati said. i Groucho raised his eyebrows 'suggestively and said, “Which ’ a. \ one is the fastest?” | ), 1¥: Groucho said he was happy with M7 | : all the recent publicity, ) .

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