Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 3 April 1950 — Page 8

Groucho Hos

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By Earl Wilson NEW YORK, Apr. 3—Groucho Marx told Al | Horwits service.”

of a Botelkeeps ler's daughter wasn’t stumped for a second when the teacher asked ‘strongest’ in St. Louis Browns ,.. where milk

comes from.

Right off, she said, “Room ~ “Buibore Sumitior.

HORACE Me my

Mr. —_—

Will Be Soloist

* FOR MOTHER TO GIVE * FOR CHILD TO TAKE

out in Hollywood that he was going to Burbank to see the

|St, Louis Browns play baseball, pal

“Spyros Skouras came to this country 40 years ago,” said Jessel, “and the way he speaks English,

he doesn’t get in tii next Wednes- lie... Hollidays. day.” le mbarrassing

lher employers -| again. . .". Isnt (zorina going into {the Fred F. § Finkelhoffe musical? . . ." Bert Wheeler's signed

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playboy ri | I ties, said,

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{daughter CanJOAN DAVIS went to the Co-dice’'s second pacabana (to hear Frank Sinatra) pirthday next {with another girl, and sat ih the | month, and we Bark. . ‘Have our HhAgers + “I didnt think it was a good crossed, hoping this’ may mean;

Former

Miss Rainey

PALM

alone because everybody'd mas 2 was

we couldn't {ind any boy friends,’

. Siegi Sessler

was hit in the nose by a drunk, lwho. leaped on him from behind by the gang as one trying to force his way into the] {modest stars who ever hit town. club. Just proves people are fight-|. .. P ing to get into his place, but Bild, at the. Hotel. Maurice. abt rather they'd get bopped at Bop | City. . .Ernest Hemingway's stay-| ing close to his hotel because of The Midnight Earl work and sending apologies to|

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| MARVAGREEN TABLETS Medical compound in uze Jor many} 1labl t rm Sere hobo for relief of swelling and | them. . .Gigi Durston’s back [or terest in Hedy Lemarr and Herbie {ranch at

in, ouple of days an Elliott | 's Al nature In the excretion of up. » got ng ; I Cav-! Klotz, acting loving. . . . Quent's

Sutliuctin. or money back. Ask your | allero Jr. heir .to the riches of his | uggist for pop (boss of -the—Colohy), sliced § MARVAGREEN TABLETS ‘his fingér out in the kitchen carv-| . ing a squab. . .Walter Shirley ifigures old maids will be pleased! iby the census: to. them it's the |o only time anybody ever pops a {question.

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{last night.

Springs where Mr.

” . “TOOTS SHOR suids to make |$1 million to $3 million on a real {estate deal by which his restan-’ rant would give up its present site and be duplicated on another location. : “Already,” he says, “my friends are telling me how to spend money I aver t or "

DDY roy says his famous named

father alm him for his

’d be mistaken for * : a Chinese JIgHIor- oF laundry man if he bore the name: a Lee Foy.”

BILL SLATER ‘asked, Herb Cu $ ! Polesie on the “Twenty Questions” T CURA program, “Why are you squirm-| {ing around up there in your seat") Worried about Ee “It gets uncomfortable,” said J Externally caused pimples or | pojegie, “sliding around on the Tash? Try Cutiswrg opi] coaxial cable.” . . » “WHO can remember,” asks

scientifically medicated | Martin Block, “When girls had a

Breparations used by many {hidden cl shany | doctors end nurses. Buy # | GOOD RUMOR MAN: Van {Johnson and Evie were feasting

RRC ULNIHTCLCE that is a sickness tax? |

\ Medicine guarantees just one thing— . more taxes out of your pocket! It is not insurance. Your benefits are neither specified nor guaranteed. You get medical care “insofar as posisible” and “when facilities are available.” Certainly you want protection against the financial shock of accident or illness. The only question is: How will you have it —on a voluntary basis with guaranteed protection or as compulsory “low-quality, , high-pricedf” medicine, with nothing guaranteed ! Our nation’s health is at an all-time high under the present system. Let's keep it that way. Tell the Congress of the U.S.A. you are opposed to government controlled health insurance, but favor voluntary health insurance. Your future depends on what Congress does. Eternal vigilance is the price of

iroynd table at EI Morocco with

. Lawrence Tibbett Jr. was|soloist—A quartet will include Marilyn Hull, appearing

il Fletcher Meredith, heir- Simms, Bill Roberts and i F cher Mer Castoria heir ; a

the flee club. The choir is under

a ea “I want to sniff the smell of big league baseball again, '{Masooy and. Leo Clark, Joan's off ting, assure accurate ni to ‘the Co: X favor said Groucho, * ‘and there's no fom in the big leagues that o = = ct and trying to any way 1% ven. 5c. smells like the St. Louis Browns. talk Margot into joining her. ng —— Georgie Jessel was intro- | 4g Le Pavillon with Ruby! [MacKiniay ator a hoe his Farrell Scott, w s1is0 6G. F.C. sso {ducing the heavily-accented | Schinasi and Dr. Lionel Sandler 3g" ignal 5 Auster befor ENTERTAINMENT ‘Spyros Skouras at dinner [returning afore ‘reported secretly wed to Norma

. The next Mrs. FranchotTurmail Tone may be starlet Diana Gar-

| prepare for the opening of -Jamalica race track.

{Fuld; hearing of a rich young) {jell Wiliadean M1 Barun. Hina

Ford Executive

— se Ak nah Darin Sad Ripple {a 3 hg GE RR : 7 LIGHTER SIDE: Billy Reed, | Stegl’s. His: “Larue” is already tabned. D. Vv. "'SCHAFER popular boss of the Little Club, 2 very top spot. "Dick Wid- turne mark, at Toots Shor’s, was voted! Dale Morris,

of the most| Mr. Bennétt, suffered a skull frac-| Joan Dawson, Nagey Lee

at Rainey’s the sultry singer |and internal injuries in the crash Jaze, Lahr

WHAT'S HOT: Everyone at El/described as critical. Police sald Mr. . Bennett, ap-|

daughter Joan “Reynolds and her|red. The There were no witnesses.

ROARS at WASSON'S |

t Morris shared the

At Apr. 19 Sing

Alfred Gwynn Vander- direction of Roger Riley. k from Palm Beach to iF

date for a Mayo Clinic| faculty of W

tor's Studie. Seniors include:

FIFTEEN seniors and 1 sun-} . Gabriel Pas- lors. have been chosen by She

ashington igh . Marlon Brando's School to its National Honor Sotaking full-time dramatic lessons ciety Chapter.

The Boys Glee Flub of Broad students.

ast for a 20th Century- Ripple High School will sing withiy to|the Broad Ripple Choir at 8 p.m. |

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- Lloyd Ee fa Do ro SAID THAT: Leo| pp Sif Wn fo] | attin,

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omancing several beau- Barbara Vargo, and pier, lh “Spring must be in the Juniors are:

Esther Can lag.

(torium program at the school Apr. | 12, under direction

Hurt as Car Overturns Beckley.

“SPRINGS, Ta; Apr8i-—mss- Esther. McCord, employ-| idea for two girls to sit in front|, reconciliation with Betty Age (UP)—Harry Bennett, 58, former ment manager of Wm. H. Block’

t/Ford Motor Co. executive, .was|Co., will address the Broad Ripple . Business Leaders,

High School

{ Members the club include:

on Irn Bestandis. an employee of 1 andi, ee

tlllam- |

| School Band will present an audi-|

of owen;

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/ TE LL RL dr May . Ted heir.” aroiym’ Comer, Toretta. Compton, Fhil [131] Briskinll be Herb Kadison heard of a fetiow| J fis Hobensack. Sa wigs: sever ily} s id k in Holly- ‘who lost his job because of ley, Doris bli venson, Thom alls and | A Po joads n _Holly- illness—the boss got sick of him. | Mildred W Miss Davis Wood YOF NS L . That's Earl, brother. THE BROAD Ripple High |

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fall ic Ss Ani Jodell Hook, | hed chest and shoulder | Grafam: ar A yn iensinger and

kridge. Dolly lly Megenhardt, I Dot4 tHe. ho Barbara

~~ Both men-were taken to- Pain| Beis Sue Ross. seh w Hh

J Hospital, | | Wands . Stadler, “shirley 8. Clair, Ada ay

A relen

MEMBERS of Broad Ripple’s|

Community Morris’ injuries were

nearby desert Hot new school handbook. Jane Rust

|Springs when the accident occur-{is council committee’ chairman.

Others include Dave Alvis, Mar-

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