Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 17 March 1950 — Page 21

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mar dat he ‘was described by dancer Eric diana Roof tonight, [Plan Television Party I in his Vietor as *Googness, sex, alive!” whe program will open with an! Families living in the neigh- : ‘ ears past, our M G rofil : P when he : n r : {borhood of ‘the Garfield Park : po ncomes a len arx Gets a Profile (went to Miami TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: Cole-hour of Irish entertainment at| Baptist Church. will watch the . speration and In Recent Magazine lon vacation, and Robbins man Jacoby, the gag writer, was S P- Mm. followed by a dance/state basketball finals on tele- ADD FLAVOR TO FOODS 11 people must was arrested for VAGTaNCY. . . u gos agol moo writers from 9 until 12 p. m. Music will | vision in the church basement to- NEW FLAVOR FOR OLD FAVORITES I {John Nieran explained his 1917 y gag ers be Stan-Sterbenz- his morrow afternoon and evening. ! = Yi - ss of caleuls~ pr a = By “Earl ‘Wilson + os “18 war Yeu yas ‘France 80 to psychiatrists?” He an- ly e and Nis OT" rye Rev.’ Walter. Laetsch is | \ Ir can survive two years and never anybody swered: “Not e i | # eA survive NEW YORK, Mar. 17—Groucho Marx is profiled in sno pores sgl ta] Sherman Sheridan is chairman “MR Posto" n of our yield Look by Leo Rosten who retails the quip Groucho flipped! EE er show, Gary Cooper told him, jot She Sunes nd Vieen: Shaws ‘REPORTS FOR NAVY DUTY spent devising ; to m “ mp! y offers to do his own" an is heading the en nment| pay, Hile, - pel oan ny Beautirul Wife once. The B. W. . said to Groucho, I 'blg comedy radio show . . . Astrid) ‘Bing. when it comes to laziness committee. Joe Quill will be mas- ice, ” son Ta Ine r hearts that ma 83 stew last night for my’ dinner. |Varnay, the Met's newest “Sal-|You don’t have ta take a back ter of ceremonies. {Lester R. Hile, Camden, has re-| we must part. Anybody we know?” said Groycho. “Grouch” also told! ome. ‘was’ listed in’ Tier Jersey| "eat to anyone—and you have ‘The Indiaha Roof will resume |cently reported for duty aboard neat. This tax Rosten: “My brother Harpo is not really a deaf-mute: he the back seat to prove jt.” . , its student matinee dances Sun-'the ‘aircraft carrier USS Coral | RNR NER EE N shrewd and : y “+ HE.City high school yearbook 15 That's ‘Earl, brother. ~_|day, with music by Joe Sanders Sea in the Atlantic Fleet. BEEF STEW WITH VEGETABLES vw and forever, just can’t think of anything| headline the Easter ‘Show at years ago as being likely to crash | gee STS HRT Figen 8 52h to say. The four Marx Broth-|the Strand. ithe Met by 1950. Actually, she! ymember what ers are not really brothers; WHEN. BOB. OE. Deard-aty ‘made La hime. years early. £2 - rE Rtg = they're sisters. Ohio won the Rose t that ‘Bing’ Cros] el a hare, perhaps Bowl, 17-14. This information ‘is, '"¢ faramount tha ng Lease HONEYCHILE WILDER (the of course, somewhat scatter- by's appendicitis operation was! lonetime Mrs. Curly Harris) is ited to the re- brained. Hoping you are th e postponed, he said, “They couldn't divdrcing Alfredo Cernados in! at the vanish- same, I am, Srouctin” jcut through his | South Ammeries, and meanwhile is | BB ® * # 8 . en route to In- : Jogardiens of HENNY YOUNGMAN main- mos a dia with girl ™ ; ains that when a woman auto- i, friend. Phyllis eres re ete pt, all opposts out, t means one thing she's got 3 Bu¢ 18 on t - What ated In fright; the window ope tage the other of Jaipur Come See t Red Valuer Really Art

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