Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 16 March 1950 — Page 21

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HOW FANCY. can you ? know the Te Oa I Set? Did You doesn't

“like 1h, Em soda jerk? They're soda m plugging

jerk , , , soda dispenser college currently in session and I want to things over there. Pupils make them and ot} them. Can't beat that arrangement. A young fellow with a young mustache, Thomas Larabee, is headmaster. He shows Soda Sallys and Soda Petes all the tricks in the trade. Good tricks.

- Not how to dip a cone with an-air-filled-center-al— of us hate. Thomas believes in solid dips of ice “cream,

Latest Equipment

STUDENTS come from all over the area At the first spring session, one young lady travelled from Pendleton to attend. The classroom is equipped with the latest fountain equipment,’ ice cream -and toppings and slides. The Ice Cream Merchandising Institute, Inc., Washington, D. C., is lock, stock and ice cream keg behind the school. Mr. Larabee was uite frank about the ana: . gheets he passed out to the class. Soda dispensers were told if they didn’t have the right answers on the analyzer, he'd supply them, The important thing was to get the right dope, Colored slides with a synchronized gadget that kept the picture on the beam with a phonograph record made the class sit up and take notice. Maybe they were expecting a Donald Duck cartoon to

flash on, I don’t know,

| the practical stuff.where students made sodas-and

Proper squirt . . . Thomas Lurabes shows Pat {left} and Sivis Englohan the fine art of soda

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atest school of thought ignores soda-jerking.” :

2d fountain. Did you know the colder the milk is in

he said last —year he taught approximately 200%

Sy Ed Sovels

Anyway, the sesion opened with 4 comment

“that many EE behind _- soda fountain, I ‘nudged a young lady sitting next to me and ‘said that's where I got my start. For a moment she looked as if she was going to rush from the classroom. A check on the attendance cards showed drugstores had turned out a majority of students. It would have been funny had ice cream stores sent . Earlier Mr, Larabee had told me business places with soda fountains ate encouraged to take advantage of the school. On the screen appeared a. fountain character that showed everyone what not to do. The jerk (it's

OK to use the term here) argued with customers}

fiirted with cuties, argued and lost his temper. Of course he- hummed, whistled, never suggested substitute items and handled children with a whip instead of kid gloves. 3 While Mr. Larabee asked questions, I checked the roll for my own enlightenment. There were| . quite a few classy Soda Sallys present. Bonnie| Watkins and Virginia Bourman represented Bell's Pharmacy, 2402 Southeastern Ave. John J. ~Je-Jeskewich -brought-his-whele-gang ‘slong from! the Jay Pharmacy, 3801 E, 10th St. There were|. John Gallagher, Betty Kirkman, Sharon Poswater, Mary Lou Elliott and Darlene Martin.

A serious listener was Robert Lancaster, manager of the Butler Campus Club. Roehl's Pharmacy had five soda dispensers attending. From the University Heights store came Pat and Gayle Engle-! } ..man.--From the Southport ‘store came Freda Wright and Marilyn Skinner. Patricia Birl was from the Shelby St. Store.

Howard's Pharmacy, 551 N. Senate Ave. was| represented by Wanita E. Morris and the Pendleton delegate was Hilda Kuhns, Tanke Drugstore. When the subject of personal -appearance and courtesy was thoroughly kicked around, Mr. Larabee wound up on “The Know How.” Simple syrup wal discussed, toppings, mixing, proper ingredients for everything that comes from behind the soda

"a malted milk the thicker the malt will be? Lot of«clever stuff like that was thrown at the stu-| dents.

Jigger and Jiggers =.

I DIDN'T take any notes on basic formulas for the concoctions. The formulas I collect have to do with one jigger of this or two jiggers of something else, A man has to draw the line or he'd have his place cluttered up with formulas, {

The best part of the whole Session (to me), was

ity game with the Olympians.

sundaes and then ate them. Several students actually thought this would be a chore. Sundaes must be plentiful where they work.

I just ate samples until a cramp developed in my stomach. That's usually a good sign to stop. While Mr. Larabee watched my face change colors,

soda dispensers. This year he hopes to better that mark. The school will continue twice a week, Wednesdays and Saturdays until the beginning of summer, Guess where I'm- going to get my sodas and things.

Kings in Limbo

By Robert C. Ruark

Photos by Lioy

Co-captains Ralph (Buckshof) O'Brien (center) od Kevin O'Shea of the Indiana College AllStars receive watches from Walter Leckrone, editor of The Times, at the close of last night's char-

d B. Walton, Times Staff Prhofographer,

‘ Patty Andrews a the month of July in the Calendar Girl show presented between halves by Butler University coeds and the university band.

} i —g i NEW YORK, Mar. 16—I been sitting here try- husband and once I was even related by divorce to 5 ing to work up some emotional sweat about poor some very high-ranking royalty. A cousin of mine! : King ‘Leopold’ arid his ‘troubles over “his pretty married the divorced wife of the late Count of : commoner bride, and nothing much comes of it. Covadonga, King Alphonso's heir to the Spanish This is not good, because I was raised to re- throne. Nothing much came of him because he 5 gard kings as powerful people, unlike the civilian bled easily and when he ran into a tree in Mam § herds who pay the kings’ haberdashery bills; and he died. Nv Ni it saddens me that I suddenly find it impossible All the kings I ever met looked awful bored) i to fake kings seriously. with scepter-waving, especially in absentia. Two,’ i . I have met quit the profession—the Duke of Wind-| } Royal Joy-Ride Is Ended sor and His Highness Moulay Mohammed, the| THE KING business and the old gray mare Khalifa of Morocco and Allah's top representative, run a dead heat in the Ain't-What-It-Used-To-Be- OT that neighborhood. . League. When yoy can take a king and push him Old Muley, as he was known in the barrooms Sm ——— around as they are doing to this African boy of Madrid and Tangier, was a little round man who a Seretse Khama, or beat up on a king emperor like looked like Fats Waller. He loved to laugh and the Italians did to poor old Haile Selassie, or run get drunk and do the rumba, and he had a terrible ; : ; ‘em off their own real estate like they did to Carol reputation with the girls. He gave his business tol Typical Mr. Fan . . . this rooter kept track of every score. A tense moment in the All-Star-Olympians tussle is reflected on the faces of these fans. | and Peter and the rest, the king business seems his kid brother, with all its celestial overtones, be- =r os 1 about bankrupt. It looks like the boys are going cause he couldn’t see any future in it. to have to tackle a new line of work, Moulay Mohammed loved to drink Scotch and We are just not emotionally or constitutionally tear up the check when the waiter brought it. Then | attuned to the king racket these days. Royalty he would bust the plate over the waiter's head) argues against the equality of man, in deepest and whiz off to a new-night spot. He drove his-¢ | principle; -and we are taught now that everybody at 90 miles an hour through city streets. He reis as good as everybody else. It is hard to main- garded pretty girls as something considerably more ~tain a-regal dignity when atl -hands feel free. to ~ important than a melody, which 1s not’ Yo say hel step up and call you Joe and tickle the queen when was unmusical. he : your back’s turned. Wola A king used to be a fellow who said things 1 like A Song and Dance Man r Be “off with his head!” or “fetch me yon comely HIS HIGHNESS had one Fong, called “Lal! 4 maiden that.I may take her to the palace” or “let's Ultima Noche,” which is fairly sexy if you know i boil this bloke in oil” or “hand me my shooting Spanish, and he would sing it sometimes for two," pants, I feel a crusade coming on.’ or three hours. This wad hard on the night clubs, | The current crop can’t open their mouths for because Muley ran e rybody off the dance floor fear of annoying some surly political boss. They and made the-band riay it over and over again.! can't even marry. the dames. they love without These pleasant pursuits ‘were Jrowned on top“turnings thei suit-They slink around odd side so -Moulny resigned: : = corners of the “World like black marketers, ‘living “I like torfiave fun, Roberto,” he told me. “Being off pawn of smuggled jewels; playing a little golf Caliph is fo fun. My little brother fits the ob) for the drinks and shooting a few craps at the better than I do. Now let's go do a rumba. casino. They moan about the good old days when This sort of intimacy with royalty kills thei r| kings had stature,-and-are as bored as can be. glMo6Ur. I have wasted all this time trying to| I ‘TI have known a fair flock of royalty, including make % case for kings, and all we come to is that| ; “Carol, two cannibal chieftains with human shin ~-in -poker-two of them back to back will still bones in their noses, Princess Elizabeth's loving beat a pair of queens. | | Disappointing Day By Frederick C. Othman , All-Stars on the bench follow play with anxious eyes. Olympians on the sidelines, waiting for a chance to enter the fray. WASHINGTON, Mar. 16—I do not want to black ribbon. She wore her gray hair in curled eri i pin charge the entire female sex with being unreliable, bangs and she was in excellent voice. biit I have suffered a bad day with the ladies. I But for.the.benefit.of the oun} investi-| Butler Band, Bathing Beauties Add p Rabbi fo. Speak Red Cross Drive 2 Butler Clubs . - + you might ¢all a #haken newspaper re- “gating Sen. McCarthy's charges, Miss Kenyon was| . i So i turned up with nothing to re- subdued ina slightly shrill way. She called fo hear To Fun but Fans Are Good Sideshow I ect Offic cers es rato terete hen Boe proba t EYER here 18 her A RAMBLING: reporter. in Butler Fieldhiuse last. night Kicked i A Hal "New officers have been elected : Fé WaE the date a lw this All-Star Dust; all- jav ark a McGee, the Maid of Cotton from Miss Kenyon said she was not, either,"a Com-| ip his Olympians defeated the Indiana Céllege All-Stars . . | by two Butler University departs Spartansburg, 8. C., who was on her way to Paris - munist sympathizer. and she resented anybody Who ys 14 one could beat the band {the Butler band, that is) . . . The] ental organito show those Frenchmen how pretty a girl can said she was. She said she was a lawyer, a one-| band’s halftime show was tasty because it had 12 Calendar Girls| | ~ Pledges of $173, 777 bibl . look in cotton from the skin out. time municipal-fudge, and as patriotic as the next. for proper seasoning . . . the girls were well (bathing) suited f ¢ IR he 49-4% of G 1 Miss Mary _ fellow, maybe more 80, Stet performance. Phe band ter eac oO od Joan Stafford, § ) Beautiful Despite Red Nose “In the course of her lengthy statement, it turned was in a frenzy led by Henzie. cago, Milwaukee, Dayton, 0., ana| The 1950 Indianapolis. Red 423 E. 33d St. out that‘she was a champion joiner. She listed by| Popcorn stands did a geod busi- Loutsville . No distance is too| - fund- campai today sophomore, has. § JUST AS I arrived at her hotel room, she ‘Was name 22 organizations of which she. was a mem-| tats That must mean the far for a basketball fan. ross func paign today "tamed leaving—on a stretcher. Miss McGee had come per in addition to the 28 charged by Sen. Mec-| |game was good. . Theater own-| Finally. the Fieldhouse was swung into the second half of its president of the down with the sniffles, the doc said what she Carthy, ers gauge a picture’ s merit by. the clear of fans and cars, taxis and| drive almost exactly on schedule. Psychology Club; needed was a stay in a hospital, and I fear her Some of these outfits ‘she quit, she said, when, 1. ria of popcorn zold. The busses were picking up the strag-| Tabulations at the second re-' William R. rel interest in cotton was nil.” The citizens of Mes. Sh6 Tired What Joy were Some he couldn’t| Yorm® of Popcorn Te % , But as usual a Woman [port hmeheon yeuterday in Tnatco| Leach, $40. Col ‘phis, Tenn., will be interested to learn tat She 2% even remember. She reeled off a list of the Com- by one named Mike of WXLW.| (high “school girl) had the last ; [Hall revealed $173,777.59, or 49.4 lege Ave. is the have a cotion handkerchidf in her feverish fingers, ,,,,.;, gen McCarthy claimed were her friends| n° (#708 longer a man’s word . .. She told her bobby sox per cent of the, goal, had been NeW head of the ckets! however. She still was beautiful Seapite her red and said she'd never met any of them, The only! ia" . Nearly half of the companion “I thik Ralph Beard attained. Press Club. Miss Stafford i nose, and when I “hoped Shed Be - ng be re. One she remembered was Paul Robeson because [fans on hand were women. . . . fs mean, - He just let Buckshot | Willis B. Conner Ir. general| Officers serv. n she croaked. something in end oad ag See at a concert she'd heard him sing. - The fair sex added to the color get four points—and Buckshot's chairman, warned division lead-/!N8 With Miss Stafford include assuring. The interns then-shoyed her Battled Russian Woman of the game, tno. . . . They sported so cute, I mean.” ers and ‘workers against over- Miss Gloria Speer; Indianapolis, Able. Bet fext best bet for a story today \nce wpvuon then went into the horrid desls <2 hing from “blue prvi Wh Wh n Rabbi S. S. Cohon optimism, vice fWesident; Jack Shankersan, un + One «D skirts! ur to Capitol Hill, where Miss Dorothy 4, o¢ ner fights with a Mme. Popova of Russia, [Slack sd this quaint] o ’s ° i : . by) Ret 2 gon) to-go Indianapolis; secretary, and Tom >is 1 borate aske er The Indianapolis Hebrew (an it's going ake a lot o |Orr, Munster, treasurer. Kenyon of New York was scheduled to ela who apparently battled her daily while they both |question: “But, honey, aren't the R | Estate 2 Bard work.” he said. "_on hér charges that Sen. Joseph R. McCarthy (R. were members of a women's commission of the|;iympians supposed to be some- ea Congregation-will present Rab- ies -Dhoaslor. Work | Other officers of the Press Wis) was ‘an unmitigated liar and also a orm. United Nations. Mme. Popova eharped Miss Ken-| where else tonight?” . . . At times o Tun How iy ibs Slash. .-bt "Samuel 8. Cohon of Cin- | Deer 3 aahr bi ‘ Cub are Miss Poly. Suh You don’t often get to hear a distinguished yon with, slandering the women of Russia | the All-Stars wished the Olym- a ae wll ee | Ana! in.an address on “What | Indiana state police proce grea a on, Yio 2 esi oa lady call a Senator a wriggler, 38 did Miss Kenyon That sounded like a pretty good defense, al j,;s were somewhere. else. Yo 1 Reform Jews Should Believe” |/n Working with the Red Cross Marilyn Hotz Indianapolis, treasin'New York when she learned that Sen. Mc: right. 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