Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 7 February 1950 — Page 8

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SUMMIT MAN FINDS. * PEAK OF PLEASURE

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Benny Buys —And Talks

Jack Just Relaxes, Lets - Laughs Fall Where They May

By Earl Wilson : NEW YORK, Feb. 7—I lunched with Jack Benny . with him buying me a cocktail first . . . and a cigar wftor. -tward and -him-paying- for the check RAR 80 call He a har. EET eh = = Jack, the most relaxed of all the comedians (so relaxed v that T took his pulse a couple of times), did not, during lunch, shoot one witticism ,¢ 14u0ns he doesn't get. over the table or my head. (A silly idea, Wilson . . . a CALVERT RESERVE Blended Whiskey | First he mentioned his love for comedian not, getting laughs.)

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|waited for him to add. the ob-1' |vious, and he didn't so 1 added It myself: “For example, there's

EY ow rn kor YOUR DAILY LIFE...

Whenever you fip a light switch, buy shoes or bake a cake, we're. close to-vour daily life, For we haul coal that generates electricity, materials that make up shaes and the ingredients for cakes.

. Hf you'll check back ¢ on all the “makings” of ¥ your daily ie you'll find -the_lllinois Central shared in des ‘livering most of them to you. As Mid-America’s No. 1 delivery boy, we. hauled almost two mils lion carloads of freight a total of 575 million Some 37,500 Illinois Central railtoaders did the job with $730,000,000

‘miles last y car.

“Stick 'em up, buddy. This is al / ‘holdup. Your money or your life.” There was a long silence. The

'stickup ~ fellow - said. “Come on; po a he mst, tl La your money or your life.” Another —'Tve been What’ $ Hot

long silence and then Jack said —— fOr words:

(using silence — “dead air” — in three months is not unusual” , imagined -bawlings -out-he's been : * - mE __igetting from CHES “Boss Man ancient history.” — Marty Paley, Paley supposedly phones away . o blast him and Jack says, “But| . 8. =

said. Then 1 discovered he may! [that's all, for many seconds. Be- . be radio's top comedian because fore long. at AaRy rate, ed Bogart's panda pal,

lwon't be on the Benny show al/Séeman, was in El Moroeco the, RUE.

all. Jack—who'll be 56 on Feb. 14 ‘] don’t try every. time for is still afraid of doing television “I think you and radio simultaneously.

day when I'd have time to eat lunch?”

mon. ‘You'd become a part of the family. And as you know, you're / ‘never a hero to your valet or your 4 own family,” we

can have two or three minutes of all his stuff. Cantor said, ‘Aren't

- your home day or nite. hat mediates a it pe gh Syrip a 3 Sargle rn hake | motiey.” Harold Hoffman, in a tribute 0 Chaplin. One guest, Toni Beck of || Gr nd to cold-congested areas beyond nha {Army (doctors, says MDUSA” Collier's, invited Chaplin to be a 2744 the reach of ordinary syrups. VICKS JACK mentioned that two’ of means “Many Die, U Shall Also.” special guest at Crowell-Collier’s. SHELBY In seconds you'll feel how Vicks MEDI-TRATING his biggest laughs came from say-| LE offices . . . When Greta Garbo There's A Davis Store Wherever You Are Cough Syrup goes righ {ing very little. | WISH I'D SAID THAT: “Cali- visited the Colony, co-owner PHONE WA 4521 For Store Nearest Yo to relieve ig S10 unk COUGH SYRUP “Once,” he said, “I was leaving fornia will. now "teach sex hy-|George Fiorentino gave her some UPHOLSTERING co. ls 2 Sto ¢ Sy

my house with a tin cup to bor- giene, but for some students it's perfume, and she said,

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he = — - {row sugar from the Ronald Cole-|" ~~ “=~ — "= 3 iis s0 lt L must use it|_ - — m—— —- . Fo nt Happened Lost Night— guans. As ¥ was walking to their Earl's Pearls . ontght* . ., GYM Rose ¢ Loe fa TELEVISION SHOW Every Night : a

p and I merely said, Thank _ Mayor 0'Dwy- See These Models in Operotion—Come.in and Compare Sets

‘the cu ‘mansion . . . Lyda is, half of the you.’ ” er, please mote. oy gence team of Lyda and fl © RCA-Victor : Philo © Wes housss | another famous occasion on In the new ow, Yano! at Leod & Eddie's. | ; . ud the alr, a fellow-said to Jack: Tracy show, gue Strand’s Paul Gray defines Zenith ® Admiral teiets la =} Pi

“Mr. Barrys Etchings” a ‘small-town may-

a press agent: “That which if you! don’t have, no one will read about things you py t say.”

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away from my PLAYBOY Billy Leeds will tour " - office three the country ifi a-big land yacht hours.” - Tracy says, “I believe (a former Greyhound ua), Lowell Thomas, recovere: from = hat for mayors, to bo aWaY 11 his Tibetan accident, plans an“other adventure. . Argentine “millionaire ~Macoco became -10.§Rag- million bucks wealthier. His aunt left him that in pesos. Ed {Sullivan canceled a big ‘Bway GOOD RUMOR MAN: Hum- hame on his TV show, fearing}Billy adverse comment such as fol‘lowed the “appearance of Paul

Tracy

“Im thinking it over.” . ‘mn cm

SIMILARLY, Jack has been

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pe John Agar’s NYGF| lother night, but Bogie's still as is Carolyn Phillips. . .. Orrin Leh-| unwelcome there man and Illona Massey were an “#4 as a G-Man at a El Morocco twosome. . . . Monty/ 7+ Commy meeting Clift leaves for Rome next week. . Carol Mar- , .. Standard Oil heir Dick Cowell) — cus (the former hit his first oil well at 4600 feet, | Mrs. Bill Sar- pear Texarkana... . At the birthoyan) and John day party the Ted ‘Lewises gave Hertz Jr. are a Eddie Cantor, Stanley Garfinkel] new t-woo-some kept busy selling shares to the| . +. Gen. Harry Montey Proser-Joe Kipness show, | Vaughan will be “All “You Need Is One Good Fall Guy for the Break. » ,.. That's Earl, brother.’

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I ASKED Jack whether he res, Circus Saints ro ~sented. if when. his material-i 184. and- Sinners Feb. ; eR stolen: 3 5 24 ... Al Capp : ~ QUALIT y i t's a good thing that guys intends to apolo- . | {steal stuff. It makes you go out L gize to Elsa RE-UPHOLSTERING t : ‘and get new material for them to | siMaxwell for i ¢ 'steal,” he said. “I remember Ed- saying on “Who i {die Cantor told Will Rogers once Said That?” that| ® Regardless of what you that a wew fellow was stealing he . thinks she pay You can't buy better

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straight ~dialo without any yo ing t i t Cc re" : : j ; Taughe. gue y [fou u going to do something abou Chaplin are. othe or it's quality work you SKIRTS ¢ > - “Even if yov have great jokes, “WHI said, Yes’ Kddie said, reatest artists.” | want, olif:graftsmen can T PANTS Srey WSIS Sout ei ot Vics Sang 3m " Dens Lyou may be in danger of having a ‘What? Will said, ‘I'm going to t sn was just a) do it. oo WEATERS i crevices where colds- creases ordinary cough |couple too many. {get a new act’ And he did. It joke . . . Erroll eo 2] $ , may be. syrups miss, “A laugh isn’t everything,” made him better than he ever| i ’ having!| @ If it’s price, our low prices ; Comedian Benny sald, and I/was and as for the other fellow—| Miss Lyda Flynn's ovine! still give you quality. INDIANA S-LARGEST CLEANERS -

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