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| Jesse . run him out of business, snorted, “Why, he “never -had more than

NEW YORE, DL » the year's history. President Truman s marriage,

‘Byphen between Taft and Hart. ley), “It's a high honor to run for President, and let's hope the loser has ‘been recomt by the fact that he took Manila.” California's snow was gag material: Red Skelton said the snow was especially unpleasant ‘because ft ruined the Hollywood “mark Juana crop. - Tallulah Bankhead, piqued that a'magazine hinted she was aroun 45, asked Irving Hoffman, “I don't look 40; do I?” and he an-

They call Truman a 3-letter| man (because he called Pearson an’ 8. O. B.). Those Pyramid Clubs! “What can. you. lose” asked Bernie fireen. “but & buck --and two friends?” At Glenn MeCarthy's big ‘Hotel Shamrock | opening, McCarthy, told that Jones had threaténed to

term “untold Wealth”:

Mors Tolls How Republicans = Can Get Into White House

‘$1—The Best Laughs of 1049 tel

's Inaugural, Little Beau Veep Bark- ¥ Ingrid Roasellini's progdiciment, a show that| | got nicknanied “South Terrific"—all were laugh chaff. Groucho Marx said it looked like the only way\a Repub-

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fican would get in the White] “House would bs to marry sifu cow Sadhu Margaret. - 1 there such & 'ro-| Geo:ge Jessel commented at the| mantic year! Rita mp ¥ Inaugural Bail (where Joan Davie ed Aly Khan and December, 4 #45d she felt as insighificant as the| netic Suet PremACunty. Rubin ! _ Benny bin

with the age’ difference.

It was a great travel year... [CINE

Eddje Cantor said--thé only perison he didn’t see in France was & pdb nehman, A waitress in Xangn, : to give a customer &n

a cup of coffee and a Kind

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BEBE SHOPP'S Battle of the Bulge (with England, over the wearing of falsies) inspired Ned Hilton to tell girls: “To thine ewn!q self be true.” Busty Jane Russell! Git $40: million in his life!” And the WAS a big singing hit in Bngland| ins : was a/—the-English just. couldn't take TRA

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her youth:

of it.” » - TELEVISION wie roarin’ in, although oné saloon sign said: “If the television performers look good‘to you, you've had enough-to drink.” Milton Berle and Arthur Godfrey were the best. Godfrey's Voice was described by one of my! readers as, “Like a frog with a man in his throat,” by another as, | “What a voice! It gets voice and|

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ad me not to say one unkind home town, In fact, he wants to = & word about anyone for one mofith. |My gossipping is why he's been and take off on ) 3 dodging me aod aimost distiking 8 wus.

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housekeeping as | mixed parties and fewer men | might leave for the kitchen.

against enlisting = little ald in ne | ¥ Make some new friends who gossip less than the old ones.

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[country » would ruby off when he got 1950. an. « [tilends for us, It hasn't.

act, dress of talk. I'm ashamed of and rest. him, ‘even. at -home, ”

before we married. That was im-| possible, I was the same way of alcoholic beverages. plenty countrified. . L

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discarded the ones we don't need.

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solution to our trouble. Hel He belongs - back jn the old go. I'm about ready to send him own,

| - Wom went too scraped off that ha With is It you took loyalty, understand ing and sincerity, How do you suppose’ your husband, feels about discovering you aren't | the same girl he married?

That's what he told me.

among my gossiping RESOLVED WIFE

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might discover there is worse - | than hayseed under your ven- | eer. You might learn some of | thosé acquaintances are your | husband's friends, not yours.

Let Mrs. Manners and reade | ers of The Times .share your problems. Write in care of The | Times, 214 W. Maryland St. Goed luck, There's nothing |

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made friends we can use and

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