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Each Life Has Some Rain Except InN.Y., Fred Allen Says

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of Tamanapetis tne. Fred Allen tells me some actors are so egotistical,

[marry themselves. “Into each lite some rain must fall,” adds Fred, rupieas you live in New York.”

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“ .u singer, MRS. BING CROSBY has a hearing a glamTRIAL AT | ks. about herself, dated 1930, our gal de{that tells quite a story. jseribed as EM ROE’ % i says, Dixie Lee marries “around 30,” - {band singer.’ piped up, “Yeah A 4 ERROL FLYNN WRITES —_— ”

to|...'way around!” me that the British papers ap- Burton Helberg Miss Claire prove Humphrey Bogail's com- of Syracuse notes “When a comements about getting stiff, and his | dian runs out of gray matter, he contention: “I don’t owe my pub- uses blue material.” He anything except a good per-

{formance.” — gO “do my Christmas shop- | Flynn thén adds—with a touch lifting.” {of sympathy for his brother suf-| ” 8 =

{ferer: “Bogie is just like any! A MIDWEST FAMILY (savs {other individualist—a man striv- Cedric Adams) rent food pack {Ing to be himself in a world un- ages to Germany, then got hack

{willing to let him be.” a note that sald: “Thanks for LE I {the food, especially those little LINA ROMAY, the ex-roomba white pills. Papa was almost

singer, now A movie actress (in dying of rheumatism but got right “The BIg Wheel”) warns girls over it when he took them. Please not to go out with movie actors, (send Papa some more of the pills ; g {for his rheumatism because they {certainly are, ‘ust like their name, ‘Life Baw re

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