Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 13 December 1949 — Page 5

Va = ___THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES ___.

a, yy TUTTI his citizenship papers shortly. | | | . QUALITY

. 13, 1949 It Happened Last Night— ’ ; Earl's Pearls ’ ae Tony Galento has sént Max Baer ‘RE-UPHOLSTERING |

all of Indian Alta Striebeck, dchildren and rem.

WE know, all about a fool and tree invitations to-milx ft" up in

"his money being ms : ‘a. fo] : 3 -N the wrestling i Extra Earl S Soon parted, but ’ ring. . . « Dolores i how does a. fool Costello'is Hl and :

® Regardless of what you

' " % ‘ : get any money won't be able to ; of buying a ot pay you can't buy better : Giving Lectu res to start with? {appear on. “We, & , “farm or ine , ‘oo o ® " ‘ : : « + + Quintuplets Ny People” “with ‘§ Turn now._te ®If it's quality work you He's Talking Good in Were: Yepoited Ji J her son, John fo LU MNS, want, our ‘craftsmen can Midwest—He Says A ig SP nN nh "® Barrymore Jr. ewspaper with fo It. tm — Herb Shriner. is Shriner They ‘ w.e Fer EADS, ® 0 oo oo § {waiting for the Russians to claim bave done Het @ If it's price, our low prices By Earl Wilson they started that idea, too. , mM and Ju io «tll give you quality. SIOUX CITY, Dec. 13—1I've been out here in the Middle rante will: add a ® © oo o

West givin t ~ , 3 Midnight Earl in N. Y. trained squirrel JERSE ® We will bring samples-to ; E B lectures, and so far nobody has called me the B'WAY BULLETINS: Hedy La- named Rupert to vr } your home day or nite. new Will Rogers. Marr's new escort is wealthy his Copa act. , ..

'v i y beans , , Paris sportsman Charles Saint. Louis Sobol’s illSHELBY UPHOLSTERING CO I've been talking to the wealthiest people out here. They

They shared celeb honors at Fl ness is keeping

must be wealthy . . . if they can pay 3 or 4 bucks to hear Morocco with Sonja. Henie and him shut up at 3631 Massachusetts Ave. Charles Laughton. Ilka Ch Pa) in Revnold - Winnie Gardner. . . . Gog, maitre home. . . . Tena yyul Bergmeyer CHerry 6717 me, a “Bugiton, 8 Lhase, Quentin eynolas, luisa d’ at the Barberry Room, wed Horne arrived ’

Maxwell, Emily Kimbrough and the other lecturers better Janet Thomas, Johnny Meyers’ from the Midwest ta spend £

——— ~ beware of me because one ex-g. [.,.. Roddy McDowall gets the holidays with her family in {thing I talked about is the time 1 : {went nude to a nudist camp. » b |" Elsa-Maxwell never went to a ®

erate

. { nudist camp, I bet, \ot eS i. “Earl Wilson ‘to bare all.” the \ Wash {Toledo Times headline said the

Wl day I=spoke thére.

’ | The biggest laugh 1 get is the \ Home \S rremark my Beautiful Wife made

Winter

polis Co., | Bids. |

i |

State

rn is net

| | ' Earl's Out West

when IT asked her if 1 could go nude to the nudist camp, Ww HRI SHIRE

“Thank God.” she said. “this Is one time I won't have to pack

Telephone MA. 7561 7 4 a. bag for you.”

oo » » ” y IN TOLEDO, Mrs. Flora Hinethat JA line, the Town Hall sponsor: was S00D afraid, when 1 started talking about nudists. that she'd have to leave town on the same train I — did. Later .she remarked to me: “But | not a one of them left-.the Ta-| ledo people have such beautiful

manners.” : J. I got the women of Oklahoma \ i City up at 10:20 a. m. to hear me, | YOUR HOME WITH Why, I can't get my. wife.up to : hear me at 10:30. * 8 So those women hated me be N g fore 1 opened my mouth. IRA . When 1 finished-—and by the way, I was great—one of those wonien sald ‘Why, 1 couldn't . keep from laughing. But 1 sure ALUMINUM COMBINATION ] tried.” g In St. Paul IT will address 121] DO 3 & DO ' 000 women of the Women's Institute. Imagine that—speaking . to 12,000 women for an hour, and From Manufacturer to % ou! not a one of them can talk back.

YES, SAVE ON YOUR FUEL BILL ON LEC ORNG unter tha

. } . management-of W, Colston Leigh ; ) ] \ of New York and I've been find- \ ing out things about him. : nm A . a + They tell me he has never heard

any of his speakers speak. He Aluminum Combination Storm ls pea i Windows and Doors “I don’t have to be a sucker

‘ just because my customers are,’ . = Keep DRAFTS OUT, HOLD HEAT IN, and SAVE ON | Iu be ST i! YOUR FUEL BILLS. Get these beautiful, rust-proof, selfstor- | = .e | G-E Deluxe Table Radio

y . . v Sioux ~ . . ing units for your hems NOW, trouble, because the ra ol Beautifully sculptured radio with plenty of

IMMEDIATE DELIVERY [at 6p m and at 615 1 discor. [ll style appeal. Operates on AC or DC. Gleam

. ered I needed a collar button for ing plastic rosewood or simulated mahogany

: my dress shirt. cabinet. Tops at this price! ! A bellboy scoured the town by ) 2695 taxi looking for a store still open, and found none. Finally the cab } driver said he ‘ ]

had some collar . . . ws —_— buttons at home. SMALL MONTHLY PAYMENTS! When the cabbie got them. they

were not collar buttons- but cuff

FIRST PAYMENT, APRIL, 1950 links. The bellbov finally got a collar SAT Almost Four Million ALSCO button at a hock shop Windows and Doors Then when I started my speech Now in Use! . at the Knife and Fork Club I got

nervous because I'd barely begun

' I B when a man got up and walked Lo FOR FREE ou: x mais vow ol ood ar . ESTIMATE start, and somebody leaves,

It worried me all. through the speech, and when I finished, and

i I a — : : Indiana's Leading | everybody was insisting I was . and Largest Storm OK—they did, too, say I was.—I Window Company | said, “but what “about the man

who left?”

934 SOUTH EAST STREET “Oh.” thev said, “that was the phy if - v - doctor. He got a call. | G-E 3-Way Portable b Holidays | | t Operates an AC or DC -or- battery! Richly colored plastic and leather textured. Thumb. — wheel controls contrast pleasingly with the

solid color of the panels.

| t 3995 | N 0 W - pref | 1 rou ees RE COMFORT | |,

«Eh

~ “Wake Up to Music” ON ALL PRINCIPAL | G-E Clock-Radio

All these Wabash trains ore new . An attractive and outstanding example of con-

WA BAS H T RA i by S DIESEL - POWERED : temporary design. Go-to-sleep and = wake-up-to-Both ways daily between...

music! Luminous hands and dial marking. Regular

. * 1 Wabash is in step with Progress . ; ; adding ST. LOUIS and DETROIT alarm control-and radio alarm 3695 . i . ins i: bri The Detroit Special functions. Brown, 34.95. Ivory, . new Diesels to all its major trains ; ; ; bring- The Detroit Limited : ing to more passengers the advantages and © The St. Louis Special *

“damforts of Diesel-powered trips. Look at The St. Louis Limited the “list in the box at right, and you'll see ST. LOUIS end CHICAGQ that Wabash takes a prominent position in The Banner Hie he ue Bir the Progress parade! The Midnight ST. LOUIS and KANSAS CITY T..C-Moyden, District Taf. Rep ’ The Straamiiner “City of Kansas City® & 512 Merchants Bank Building The Streamliner “City of St. Louw” Indianapolis 4, indiana The Midnight Limited

Franklin 0332 ST. LOUIS, KANSAS CITY, DENVER wend the WEST COIA'SY

SLi

“WABASH RA

| 0 A D w i . 4 Wosson'sDovntown GE Headquarters—Monument

B'klyn. .. , Former Latin i cutie Rubin” . | . Lisa Kirk will double Lucy Lewin divorced Fred Harris from “Kiss Me Kate” into the of the dance trio of Harris, Claire Plaza starting Dec.”29 , , .. Ann and Shannon; “in. Reno.... Herb Sothern's first date on her arrival

McCarthy, well known to L. I was with Rete Jaeger at The

socialites. takes over ‘as ‘host at Gamecock , . . A “panty cutter” the 500 Club Jan. 3... , Charlotte is busy in Galveston. He raids Bergmeyer's one of Wally Wan- clotheslines, cutting women's unger's 20th Century beauties nowalies into small pieces, occasiondisplaying the 19th Century treas- ally stealing some and ignoring ures at the Manhattan Galleries. men's undies,

» 0» » hu "

WISH I'D sam THAT: Ted A New Book Lewis described a local night club ERNEST ROGERS, the South-

show “Why, every chorus girl ern fried columnist of the Atwas dressed like a lady Lady lanta Journal, is ‘out with a swell Godiva, that is.” rew book, “The -Qld Hokum = 5 = “Bucket,” in which, he urges. you CELLABRITIES: The Arth- to dresswoung and stay young, ritis & Rheumatism Foundation's, “Don't grow old without a

big MBC radio show featured struggle” he savs. “The longer Peter Lind Hayes: Mary Healey, .you are young, ‘the shorter you'll Jack - Gilford, Billy Eckstine and he old.” Nancy Andrews |, . A Philly own ! paper, praising lvricist Leo Reb YVONNE DE CARLO lunched ins for “Gentlemen Prefer at the Brown Derby in Beverly Blonds." kept calling him “Mr. Hills. with a guy, and George, the

Buy Now! The Supply Is Limited!

‘maitre ¢, is still trying to figurs ‘out the entry made in fhe resere vation book by a new girl, = It sald; “Yvonne De Carlo and

‘A. Gent." 3 Maybe "agent"?

rie ow > ELMER REILLY, the buttete and-egger, “puts it this ways ° “When success goes to a guy's head, it's because there's more ‘room there.” > " ~ . = . “TODAY'S "BEST LAUGH: A visitor to the Ozarks (says Fred. Starr) asked whether Ozark folks : were the laziest, An Ozarkian sald. “Yep. See that object at the far end of the melon patch? It's either a stump.-or a mountaineer, Keep-vour eyes on it. If it moves, it's a stump.” : » » r “AFTER ALL," says Ken Bare ry, “what is a cannibal but a guy - who loves his fellow man-—with gravy.” ... That's Earl, brother,

JRIIIRE

N ¢ AYIr

vo s television.

f ‘De Luxe Table Radio

Plo, The Sweomliner “City of St. Levis” Sleek-looking plastic cabinet of rich simu. eo y/ — rd G Ek N E RB A L lated mahogany. AC “and DC power. conWABASH WA . } N s - sumption. Improved sensitivity and clarity

mas gift indeed! Store - .

New, beautiful, compact table model television set. Exceptionally “fine engineering has produced this table model with minimum space requirements and maximum picture quality. 80%, Brighter daylight

of reception are featured. Beautiful Christ.

tinas

2399

plus tax