Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 4 September 1949 — Page 22

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He Does It With Atoms

Telesubstantiation Isn't Just A Word—It's a Nightmare

By Erskine Johnson HOLLYWOOD, Sept. 3—Six years ago I wrote a [ESE column titled, “After Television What?" ' It seems more timely now than ever. So here it is again: “Science is ma-aa-ar-vellous,” the young lady remarked, EY “ain’t it? I mean, the things they can do with that stuff. § What'll they think of next? Now you take my cousin, ‘the *

Auietest little fella you ever) oii i Vou its Just a

saw.. You wouldn't think he question of time till ‘there's a knew anything, Telesubstantiation set in every

Nomen “But is he brilliant? Honestly. 22 Homer simply makes my head! «NOW LOOK HERE” 1 said.|

swim, “How can your cousin Homer send “There T was the other day, in real people?”

his laboratory. He shows me this| «1 1414 you you got to see it to! new invention of his. He says, pejjeve it,” the young lady said. | How'd you like to see the boy All I know is that it has somefriend?” 1 says, ‘Sure. 80 What thing to do with the atom, First| do you think? Homer breaks you down. Then “He turns a couple of little he sends you out in atom form-— knobs, and, bingo, there's Joe on thevbeam, you understand, and | standing right beside me,” {then the receiving set picks you “Television?” I asked politely. [UP reassembles you, and puts you, , “Televislon®—~Naw. That's |Wherever Homer wants you to be. ol stuff. Homer's got some- | “It's something like they do thing you have to see to belleve, | With words on the teletype— He says a couple of other sicen- break 'em down into electrical tists are’ working on the same | impulses, send ‘em out, and thing and he's trying to get's then reassemble "em Into words patent before they do. No kid- | #gain. Only’ Homer don’t use dng Ht astm question ot wires... Aln't it wondectul2”

“Come to the Circle Theater.

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time.” “But,” I objected, “what will “What 18?" I asked. .d {that do to the movies?” “Look,” the young lady ex-| “Oh, the movies’ll be old-fash-plained. “First they invent the ioned. Like television. If you

telephone to send the human voice want to see Robert Taylor, they'll and everybody thinks it's wonder- send you Robert Taylor in perful. Then they send the human son.” ! voice without wires. That's radio., “But what'll. -he have to say They call it the miracle of the about that?" v age. “Well, they pay him, don’t "= »'» | they? It'll be all in his day's “THIS GUY EDISON has In-| work.” vented the rjoviea, So they tom-| “But the exhibiters’® I probine the two and what do they tested. ‘It will ruin theaters.” get? Television, They can ae talking pictures any place they| _ " want to, with the speed of light,| “NOT right away” she said. Civilization thinks it's really got You see Homer's only got it something. But wait, Now comes 50 they can just send Robert Taymy cousin Homer. lor out once at a time. So-if the -© “He doesn't send just pictures Masses are going to get the most and voices—he sends people.” out of him, he'll have to be sent : “Real people? 1 repeated. A “Yeah. He calls it Telesubstan- ¢an see him-—and even get his _ tiation, It means something about jautograph. But Homer's working sending real substance, flesh and on an improved modél now, Pretblood. How he does it, don't ask ty soon he'll be ablé to send out

—= thousands of Robert Taylors, by KEITH'S [IO

nr . ” he opposes them.

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The next morning the two Sisters decide the site for their hospital is a nearby hilltop. While enthusin writer of popular songs, walking with his Great Dane.

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they meet Robert Mason (Hugh ares New York. estate borders the proposed hospital site. nuns get permission from the Bishop to solicit The Bishop, certain the nuns

Mason sings a new song to his sweetheart, Kitty Blaine [Dorothy Patrick). He based the song on a melody he heard when he was in France during the war. At.home that night, Mason hears the nuns singing the same melody.

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Silas Rike Relatives hoipital ‘site belongs to » Plan Family Reunion notorious gambler, Angelo Rossi (Thomas Gomez), | the two Sisters borrow a jeep from Mason and invade | Rossi, warmed by the nuns persuasive. next arguments, donates the land to them on condition that | Mooresville for a family reunion, one of the windows be dedicated to his son who was Mrs, James W. Rike, 1244 N. killed during the war. The Sisters return to Connecti- 1)inots St, announced yesterday, .cut and plan their campaign to build the hospital.

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