Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 September 1949 — Page 32

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BBART SROES FOR BRACEIOL POINL 3 A 8 i : iqued at a ritish reporter A smort beginning for a stunning appearance, Block who twitted BeBe Shopp (Miss Dromatize your smortest costume with Block | America) about her surplus fat % + rote : A ish footwear thot is so fashion<right ond Suede Lup ang wrote that. ung 9 babes are ‘emaciated Eves, unso cleverly designed for ankle-flattery. derfed, fence-rallish and tooth-pickish”-—and that it takes three

or four- of them to be as plump as-an umbrella,’ I was kidding—but I offended some splendid food-rationed women who'd felt war too close, I should have zippered my Kiss er. The mountain of vitriolic mail from’ enraged Englishwomen as tonishingly loval 1o Britain led me to nominate Boob. of the Month Passed unanimous Ix) » I'm not even T Was right (although I wag) because T want to lead a movement for a ‘Press’ Peace” ‘between America and England » ” ” FAMOUS British Palmer who is just back from England--fatter than when she went there a few weeks ago —assired me I should Lilli went over weighing 103 came back a_.fat, rolypoly 10513! ' “Englishwomen are’ » ; 18 E. Washington St. Lilli (Mrs. Rex Harrison) told . . . «es Me, “because they don't want It pays fo “Buy Shoes At A Shoe Store ’ anybody to think they don'f eat

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Apologizes for Remarks . About British Women Wilson NEW YORK, Sept. 2—I saw where Cardinal Spellman

and Eleanor Roosevelt made up-—and I thought, “Shucks, why don't I make up with England?”

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“Of course! You're right, the women dre tall and thin . . . but no taller-and thinner than Before And they have such Jovely coms plexions . , . such lovely hair “Americans who eat steak every day might think the English don't eat enough, but they're

satisfied In our hotel, we had wonderful big breakfasts. Two eggs aplece . .. . Oh, not fresh eggs

You had to fry were eggs : Well,” she concluded happily, when [ start playing in ‘Caesar and Cleopatra’ shortly, vou'll he able to see my bulges I brought from England! So why. don't you write some thing nice” Real. nice

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