Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 16 August 1949 — Page 10

9 e Has Brains, Too = Writes Column Herself to Prove ~ Her Assefs Nof All Physical

3. T By Marie Wilson _'® (For ERSKIXE JOHNSON, Who Is On Vacation)

: tus, I have received special awards for my legs... My face has been cited-by groups of beauticians and my bust has

y brain.

came to me very easily. I started 't understand this. 1 to learn French by patronizing

He only French restaurants—which, ~keep-hoping-and- “waiting for: incidentally, ‘made me a great| dome ‘scholary group to name me. jover of chill con carne. Then I “The Brain.” Someday, some such| went to see all the French movies| 0 tion is going to realize in town. It wasn’t hard at all to| “My Friend Irma” is all an understand what they were say-| d that down deep, I am a ing since I understood every word brilliant girl ‘who possesses 8 in the sub-tities. brain unitke that of any other girl) During the period when 1 was in Hollywood. In the world, even. studying French,” I ate only! 1 am so smart, as a matter of French pancakes, French pastries fad that I didn't even have to and hot dogs. (Well, I happen hast up a ghost to write this! to Iike hot dogs. Besides, I al-| eolvinn for me, ; | ways use French mustard!) 8 - =

T Sot ‘discouraged.] - It's nice to be in movies and appear on the radio, but it doesn't] pometry. This is my favorite give me time to continue my edu- foreign language and I-speak it cation and get a degree at col-| fluently. I like trigonometry legs I wish I Had gone to college. 1 wish I had gone to high school. | Infact, I wish i had just gone to yup In triangles. school. . Stil, I console myself in the I FOUND calculus a cinch. The| knowledge that Abraham Lincoln! problems were never difficult. In Jue President of the United fact, I used to make up new of America) was self- problems all the time. Ls fun aight in-that-he-seuight himesit, 1o-make-up problems and never; IL am a self-taught student have to worry about the answers. > of | world. |X was friendly with a calcglus used a different tech- instructor who offered to help me. Nigue than Mr. Lincoln, how- |Te réally loved me. He even com- , He used textbooks writ« mitted suicide to prove it. I can] téi by experts to learn his sub- jst see the note he left, which ; read: “I am doing this because! chgating. The textbooks which of Marie Wilson. ..." I was never Em written by experts [so flattered in my ite.

Joyed teaching myself is trigo- !

Psychiatry is another subject which came to me easily. After] {learning all about it in Just al {few hours, I decided to go out

excel is French. Somehow, thisitrist in case there was anything I had forgotten to learn in the fleld of psychiatry. Now he's go

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won prizes from sweater manufacturers. They’ 've liked my’ 2 | eyes and my hands and my lips and my hair. In fact, they n't missed any part of my physival make-up, except

f. ~ Another subject which I e8- 14,4 in which I was the only girl.

because it reminds me of the while I couldn't understand why movies—lot of squares mixed |1 was the only girl in the class.

- 1 GUESS the subject in which I and talk with a veteran psychia-

Orson Welles in his role as | Cagliostro, 18th Century dest, in "Black Magic,” opening Bo. Loew's Theater.

Once she taught me how to strike a match, a new world opened up to me. Now I consider myself the best cook In our entire household. This fiatters me even though I am the only cook in our household. - » .

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I MUST admit that for s | while I had some trouble teach- | ing myself how to cook. Then one day a friend of mine came into my kitchen and told me | that I'd find cooking much | easier if I lighted the stove.

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