Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 5 May 1949 — Page 24

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“I have to do two or three benefits a day. It's terrible!” groaned Slapsie. “Who phoned you to do; this one?” Comedian Joey! Adams asked him. Slapsie thought for a second (it's possible) and said: “They didn’t phone Xe. I phoned them.” =» A PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL pupil went up to his teacher (in G’'wich Village) the other day and plaintively asked: “Do we have to do what we want to today?” i ” » » OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN 2d !was pressed to explain his song-| writing success at the Circus Saints & Sinners’ luncheon given {him and Richard Rodgers. | | “My first big hit song.” Hammerstein said, ‘was “Whis-| pering.’ It was sung all over the, world, became amazingly popular, | and I made a lot of money out] of it. | “But I didn't write it. I had a| song on the other side of the, record.” |

wr THEY CAN * revive “The Wizard of Oz,” I can revive a| story about it I used four or five years ago. Bert Lahr, who played The Cowardly Lion, was asked by Nicky Blair: “What happened to your movie career?” | “You see,” explained Mr. Lahr, “I played the Cowardly Lion so well that they don't think of me as anything but a Cowardly Lion, And how many Cowardly Lion! parts are therey” |

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FIFTY-SECOND ST. livens up this week with some of the strip i reopening. . . Judy Holli‘A day — despite all : reports — hasn't : made any movie deals yet, but, honest, now, what could be ' better than Judy and Paul Douglas in the film ‘version of “Born Yesterday”? « . . Dick Haymes p: has gone under vis. % 7% the management Miss Bond of Frank Cooper. . A sensational number of television shows you're now watching | won't be rehired next season. Be{cause we're such a grand fellah, we won't mention names. a {The Angie Bond trio and Eddie Davis are funning it up dat Leon |& Eddie's. | WISH I'D {Allen: when a Vice President wants to {hold a conference, he has to look in a mirror and talk to himself.” This is a great year for geo{graphers, say Harold Hoffman {and Les Kramer, who point out {that all you hear is North At[tantic” and ' Soutn Pacific.” . . | T Ei

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