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TUESDAY, MAR. 15,100 It Happened Last Night— = Te Modest Chap —That Stalin

Story About ‘Big Three’ .. At Yalta Gets Laughs

By Earl Wilson ae Mar. 15--A Roosevelt-Churchill-Stalin

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story is getting a laugh at the Strand as told by Cuban|®

maestro Desi Arnez.

: One morning at breakfast at Yalta, Churchill, smok-'} ing a big cigar, said, “Fellows, 1 had a dream last night §

that 1 was spesking.to God and he promised me I'd be next prime minister of the ony, Jesse Jones never had

wal a more than’ $40 million in his life!” i i sw » cigaret Sicked ashes from his GROUCHO MARX interviewed ga grinned and sald, a bride on his air show and asked “That's quite a coincidence. Iher if she would go on working. dreamed I was speaking to God|“Yes, because we'll probably have and he promised me I'd be pres-'a lot of bills,” she said. . ident of the world!” | “Are you going to call them all

| om roucho, FDR and Churchill looked tri- Po" Snapped Groue

umphantly at Stalin and said, “What about you, Joe?” . |A Baer Story ; Stalin took his pipe out of his| BUDDY BAER and Milton mouth and said, “I don’t remem-|Berle put on a hilarious clown ber promising you boys anything|“boxing” bout at the Friar's benlast night,” efit show at St. Nick's Arena. Comedian Red Buttons claimed that as he arrived, a B'way sharpie sidled up, took him aside, and

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William Frosch Lois Morton First to audition last night for a place on the Original Amateur Hour Apr. 6 at the Coliseum was 12-year-old Lois Morton, a pupil at School 44. The pretty singer is greeted by William Frosch, WISH program director. WISH and The Times are bringing the Amateur Hour here to raise money for St. Margaret's Hospital Guild. & \ = =»

Amateur Hour to Present 25 Acts in Showing Here

" Earl's Girls . . . Pos ) said, “Yuh goin’ in, kid?” | “Yes, I'm goin’ in.” | “Yuh gonna act for the people, kid?” “Yeh, I'll do some of my act.” “Lissen, kid,” said the sharpie, ~|confidentially, “yuh wanta throw {the show?” :

ELMER REILLY, the Cham-

an associate say, ‘I was out with a girl named Pulitzer—but she was no prize.”

n - . FARMER FABLE: A slick Ne“Ibraska horse-trader nated for out-bargaining farmers tried to ” buy a horse that seemed a steal PARA |at the price. Roberta Quinlan Zeb, the farmer who owned the MISS QUINLAN (a native of bess, Said. "Tim letting him go St. Louis) is alleged to have the ,. ret1y good horse, but he don't sexiest voice on television. Thellook so good.” , . fact that she is going to Sing a “Looks all right to me,” said song called “Thanks, Muchoithe slicker, handing over the

. Much; Earl Wilson,” on her NBC money—but nex: day was back

show Mar. 21, of course has ab-|protesting, “Why, this horse is solutely nothing to do with my blind!” liking her picture. “I ‘told you,” chuckled farmer Bow. Zeb, “he didn’t look so good.” GLENN McCARTHY, the fan- 8 8 8 tastically wealthy Téxas oil man! A MILLION how-bad-you-look-

i on-television jokes are coming. who's spending $80,000 to take us Journalists to his Hotel Shamrock goo" Margie Hart and husband

amon Jacobs were on a show opening in Houston, was re-|;, } “ risdly informed. that L. A., Margie said, “If Seaman

Jesse 1o0ks good, you’ Jones was going to drive him out|jn bad» + Jouve got. pn tuned

of business. “Him!” snorted McCarthy

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Times and WISH Bringing Ted Mack

Here for Nation-wide Broadcast Apr. 6 By ART WRIGHT | Twenty-five acts will be presented by Ted Mack during th

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A yoni THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES "|Auditions for Amateur Spot

The Original Amateur Hour is being brought here by The Times and Radio Station WISH to raise funds for St. Margaret's Hospital|

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James N. Genders of the Photo-jwhile Mr. graphic and Visual Education|“Safety Training Through Visual Department, Public Service Co. of| Aids.” Indiana, and Hugh C. Wilson,|Metal Co. president of the club, supervisor of operations in the will preside. Era oa, rune. at a ericludes Mrs, Madolon Howe, Mrs, meeting of the Industrial Safety|, ., nance, L. L. Hudson, Wilbur

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In addition to the broadcast the Arena floor chairs, $2.40; box and public will see the No. 1 touring | parquet chairs, $2.40 and $1.20;|,.;4 or the amateur, hour in, the!

Prices include tax and all seats are reserved. Go For the convenience of out-of-| Ss towners and others, mall orders will be filled if mailed to The Times with check or money order and stamped, addressed envelope. |} Will See Actual Broadcast Those who attend the Coliseum || # ‘show will see the actual broadcast 4 of the Original Amateur Hour as § it is sent out over 173 stations of the ABC network to 12 million|f listeners. The broadcast will sa-| lute Indianapolis as “Honor City| ‘of America” in addition to pre- h tsenting the cream of Indianapolis | {and nearby amateur talent. _ Auditions for entertainers started yesterday at WISH. Only those § applicants notified to report for

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