Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 February 1949 — Page 7

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of marrying sufficlency of Man” at the Te/nnounced intention Deum Forum series at 8:15 p. m. Hayworth in her charge «

blond party, said the other day. Miss BA EX-LAX “ns mre eh : nis box. Gee, after what happencd| hi 'lexcitedly, “that snow’ll belto Lincoln, I'd never get in a box, Ret

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worth a fortune some day!” a fot

This may indicate the workings of a comedienne’s mind. don't know, It may. indicate the

comes frofh St. Paul, is one o a half dozen funny women in iQ America. Bea J Lillle, Fanny Brice, Martha Raye, Judy Canova, and Nancy Walker ave the others.- But Miss Davis-is distinctive. I'll bet you not another one of those comediennes have any’ California deep freezes. - At first whén she told me this

Joan Davis

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fering . from Inaugural-Shock. Several people have it. You | see high silk hats in front of| k| your eyes and imagine that a! cop is pushing you back, back, back . Miss Davis’ caréer was given quite a boost by appear-| ing before President Truman at| the Inaugural Gala.

her in large numbers before that, but now people are and not just | her people, either: n

Heart of faked

changed from Mar. 15,

said.

your green from you?”

way. ——. Avoid substitutes, Get the

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1 ‘autograph—my first,

of talked about for Broadway shows

i | Saleswoman.”

would you? “Well, I asked him for ‘an

“He didn't ask me for mine, I was a little disap-

though. ho SRR "Yes 00 uly So RR He es | GF ToL =z | mind. pened ‘to me. Pretty dull, huh?"| : “le SET. Actual} \hough, "she’s being Mrs. Sheed has written “Gil wn Od \ N : ANYWAY, Miss Davis, who, ; C Ys ' bert Keith Chesterton,” “The

‘and television, and is starting a Hollywood picture, “Traveling

An Australian of Irish descent, Mr. Ward Was graduated from Sydney University with degrees of A.B. and LL.B. In 1926. with his wife, Maisie Ward, he estab-

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a| Splendor of the Rosary,” “This Heat” “The Wilfred Wards and The Transition” and “Insurrection versus Resurrec-

“I'm making the picture for the Joan Davis Productions,” she said. “No money. They pay me off in billing.

appearances.

isn’t it? How they

(They. used to call them just .

|act, and they stil} are just an act.

A Ham aot Thee

“PVE been doing them since I was 3. I actually started when I

I thought the girl might be sut-|¥as 3. I had a song that went,

i'l don't know ng +1 -al[ways will. I lost my brain one day while rollin’ up a hill’ “I sang that for 10 years and then Isang ‘Sweet Hortense,’ ‘You Tell 'Em, I Stutter,’ ete, “I remember in Denver wearing |a lovely cape with fur on it. The rats got into itn the dressing

room and took all the fur off. People were not talking about! They -were- the-only. rats with-an|

|ermine nest.” .

- “WHAT po" you think of women doing comedy?” I said. “I think the most un-funny {thing in, the world is a. come-

I' SAW her at the Gala, and| ” 0 would like to say she was hilar- dienne who isn't funny,” she said.

fous-—s0 1 will. She suggested, for : nlp’ Histone tha oe To (because she's supposed to be a

“A woman has it harder, too,

“Then I'm going t0-do-personali 94 --Sgpigrs at SHS -

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{aX day Délthing-of dignity, Me; I started at| —

3, I started the whole mess my-

f{| “Two days after that you areigef, I never took any lessons. supposed to wear the green,” she Maybe I should have, -huh?” “How can you wear the green when they've just taken all|gt, Paul?” I asked.

“Where were you born .. . in “On the Bluff,” she said, “and

Then she said, “ I have a re-|1 still am.” | quest—but I I'm going to. sing any-

of his wife—he gets less interference from it.

» » s . WISH TD EAID THAT: One Next she ad libbed a line. Herof Bob Hawk's pals thinks more dress seemed to be .falling off|of his television set than he does her shoulders and she growled, “I can’t keep these things up.

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