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NEW YORK, Nov. 29—All over the country now, peo-

ple are listening to all-night lot of kidding. .

The best spoofing of them is : done by Gene McCarthy

and Tommy Farrell (Glenda

act at the Waldorf Wedgewood Room.

Max Shulman, the brilliant young humorist, wrote and copyrighted their routine, some of which goes something like this: McCarthy: Good morning, guys and gal! This is McCarthy . Farrell: And Farrell! Just alal Insomnia 8-1400! But first a mes-

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Farrell: And now a real life drama! You Have DDSWUH McCARTHY: You lock blue Ellen. : Farrell: Yes, Clothilde. Max|#

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. THIS EVENING

{The Indianapolis Times is not responsible for insccuracies In program announcements caused by late station changes)

. but that cowboy heroes now hit the villian with the first bullet. Hal Block has two more polls in mind for Gallup and Roper: North and South,

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minute. Insure with Hartford AllRisk Insurance. We gladly pay double indemnity if death occurs in a rickshaw. And now a message to tall girls. NM » » McCARTHY: Tall women! Now you can be shorter than he is. Sadler's Depressor Shoes take 12 inches off your height. . They sing: “Don’t you cry, dear . . . Don’t you fret and fidget

Shoes . . . Get married to your midget . ..” Farrell: And now a record for| 6-year-old Nelile Gusel who was, just released from the house of correction today. . | McCarthy: But first a message| from our sponsor, . 3 ® » »

The Midnight Earl PRESIDENT TRUMAN'S calendar had George Jessel down as a visitor. George is holding out for appointment as Ambassador to Newark. Our nomination for one of the most hilarious B'way performances this year: Glenn Anders, as the weepy direc- ¥ tor, in “Light Up the Sky.” .. Jack Silverman, Old Romanian boss put his dough in real Miss Massey estate, and is! now reported worth $1.5 million. . « » They're after a screen comic who welched at Las Vegas. . . . Joyce Evans, showgal in the Stripsy Rose Lee show at La Martinique, marries Eddie Lane, excoi, today. . Madelon Massey’'s a can- can "dancer at the Rainbow Inn. ... NBC executives

rate “obituary program” in anticipation of the passing of a world figure. » # »

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ONE OF THE admirers at a recent Toscanini rehearsal was gigantic Primo Carnera who later shook ‘hands with the maestro and nearly destroyed him. . . . A cartoonist is about to be ousted from the Cartoonlists Society for “conduct unbecoming a member.” . . . Donald Novis declares that once a radio m. ¢. had to have the gift of gab. Today all he needs is the gift. « « « That's Earl, brother.

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Local Deaths— :

Abe Schwartz Services Today

Longtime Grocer Dies

In Front of Store Services for Abe Schwartz, 2002 N. Delaware St, Indianapolis grocer 30 years, were to be held at 2 p. m. today in Knesses Israel Synagogue, followed by burial in Knesses Israsl Cemetery. Ha was 59.

Mr. Schwartz fell dead, apparently of a heart attack, yesterday in front of his store, 802 8. East t.

A native of Odessa, Russia, he

‘|came to the United States 49

years ago. From 1917 to 1934 he operated a Schwartz's Food Market at Washington St. and Butler Ave. He'then moved oi store to S. East St. Mr. Schwartz was in Busines with his son, Harold Schwartz. He was a member of the Zionist Organization for Jewish Educational Association and a board

| member of Knessess Israel Con-

gregation. Besides his son, he is survived oy his wife, Mrs. Lottie Schwartz; a sister, Mrs. Ida Zoll, Terre Haute, two grandchildren, 11 nieces and nephews,

Hannah Penish

Ex-W. Side Grocer|

Rites Tomorrow

Louis J. Riley, former West | Side grocer, will be buried in |Glen Haven Cemetery following services at 8:30 a. m. tomorrow] in the Usher Mortuary and requiem high mass at 9 a. m, in St. Christopher's Church. Mr. Riley, who was 68, died Saturday in an Indianapolis nursing home. A native of Indianapolis, he lived in 1050 Winton Ave. Owner and operator of the Riley Grocery on the West Side for 10 years. Mr. Riley had also worked in the Veterans’ Hospital on Cold Spring Rd. He retired several years ago. He was a member of St. Christopher’s Catholic Church and a former member of the Odd Fellow

Among his survivors are a daughter, Mrs. Joseph Rosner, and seven grandchildren, Mrs. Joan Dowling, Mrs. Rose Marie Aust, the Misses Ruth, Carol and Roberta Rosner and Lewis and James Rosner, all of Indianapolis.

Mrs. Hannah Penish, who was

St. She lived in Indianapolis 48

years. | Mrs. Penish was a member of

the Borinstein: Home for the Aged and the Ohev-Zedeck Beneyolent Society.

ices at 2 p. m. tomorrow in the Aaron-Ruben Funeral Home, Her survivors include two sons, William and Harry Penish, Indi-

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“|Eugene Lovinger,

(anapolis; four daughters, Mrs. {David Bloom, Mrs. Thomas Segal {and Mrs. Herschel Rudy, Indian{apolis, and Mrs. Alfred Hollander, Hartford City; four sisters, Mrs. Indianapolis, and rMs. Bertha Kline, Mrs. Lena Hirsch and Mrs. Esther Glick,

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ga rndchildren.

Funeral Rites Today

‘For Rosbie Jessie Services for Rosbie Jessie, who| |died Friday in his home, 934 W “| vermont St., were to be held at| 3 p. m. today in Peoples Funeral Home, followed by burial in New| Crown Cemetery. Mr. Jessie, who was 42, was| employed by E-Z-Bake Flour Co. A native of Crystal Springs, Miss., he lived in Indianapolis

five years.

Surviving are three brothers, Marvin Jessie, Detroit; William I. Jessie, Silshee, Tex., and Lige Jessie, St. Louis, Mo., and a sister, Mrs. Lucille Allison, New Orleans, La.

F. A. Ferguson Dies; | Morgan County Native

Fred A. Ferguson, native of {Morgan County and resident here 15 years, diel today in General Hospital. He was 67. Mr. Ferguson made his home with his brother-in-law, Oscar A. William, 419 N. Walcott St., who is his closest living relative, Services tomorrow at 2:30 p.m. in Moore Mortuaries Peace Chapel will be followed by burial in Crown Hill

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HOLLYWOOD, Nov. 29 (UP) — Curvy movie actress Betty Grable was in bed today with a strained back after trying to lift 190-

pound Cesar Romero in a movie scene. Dr. Robert Kositchek said Miss Grable should be able to Te-4 turn to work tomorrow. |

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