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I went over to the Hotel Astor, knocked on a door, and 2 man in kilts—Comedian Harry Gordon—said: - “Welcome to my wee hoose.” :
I squeezed in and he fired a barrage of “cheap” jokes at me. I'm Scotch-Irish myself like Woodrow Wilson was, an
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“I claim that’s a myth. When I opened my purse last = week, the moth was dead from lack of fresh air.” I told him I thought the V : Scots in Scotland Harry Gordon | would object to such jokes. | “Na, laddie,” he said. “I'm from!/ Aberdeen, which is supposed to be! the meanest city. We manufacture those ‘cheap’ jokes. “They're a form of. advertise-| ment for us—and a FREE advertisement.” | He laughed, a quiet, thrifty, laugh, and smiled a small smile,| as no Scot would smile a big| smile, because it.would bé a, waste.
o = ” MR. GORDON, here to appear before the Scotch clans, told me of hig, minister who visited a parishioner who ‘was anxious to please him. “Will you have a cup of tea, minister?” asked the host. “No tea, thak you,” sald the clergyman. { “Then Wil you have #*cup of | coffee, minister?” “No coffffee, thank you.” “Then will you have a whisky and soda, minister?” “No soda, thank you.”
TUESDAY, NOV. 9; 1948 BE !* Hoppened Last Night— A Wee Bit O’ Scotch Humor : They Do Laugh at Stock : Jokes; After All, They're Free
Murray, then I found out it was
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Earl's Pearls
Joe E. Lewis—who feturned bana——before a
natra, Pat O’Brien, Joan Davis and other stars — was funnier than any of us ever saw him before. Some Lewisisms: “Dewey was voted the man most like to concede. . . . I tried to eatch a Broadway show before it closed, but even the jet planes don’t travel that fast. . . .. I learned dancing with Arthur
Joe E. Lewis
more fun with girls.”
IU Professar, Dies
tified accountant . and the author of two books on accounting.
(1929, except for a year, 1936 to ‘11937, when he served as a busi-
Local Deaths—
6 L Carmichael,
Accounting Teacher For 18 Years
Times State Service
versity « « Yes, my lads.and lassies, years, died last *
night in Bloomington Hospital.
18/important. Alcoholics may cause mental
{they hurt themisel
‘|refuses “just a little social drink” with old friends. He knows he
‘|him. Don’t throw up his past to him. Remember, he didn’t consume;
“Don’t question, nag or falsely accuse him. Most alcoholics prefer
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ASK MRS. MANNERS— YT Alcoholic Needs Fewer Lectures, More Help
DEAR MRS. MANNERS: . :
AID FOR THE ALCOHOLIC is absolutely essential, and faith-in him. is most necessary, but education for the friends and relatives who are on the “outside” is far more anguish to good relatives, but they never hurt the other fellow as much as ves.
Teach the alcoholic in your family to think for himself and to speak his thoughts. Don’t try to put words in his mouth or show that you disapprove of his judgment, Don’t rib him because he
'doesn’t dare accept the first drink. Don’t drink in his presence or serve drinks to others. Use diplomacy and tact. When the alcoholic quits drinking, believe in him and encourage
the stuff because he was so fond of it or wanted such an enormous amount. * Some alcoholics require very little to become intoxicatea.
liquor to “other” women. Don't let him slave for money, take his
counting, a Cer-prof Carmichael
He had been a member of the School of Business’ staff since
ness analyst for the Indianapolis branch of the Ford Motor Co. A native of Brown County, Prof. Carmichael was assistant basketball coach in Shelbyville Junior High School from 1925
pay check away from him and put him on a dole—it won’t work. The real alcoholic is well aware of his illness and in acknowledging his weakness he makes the first step toward seif redemption and abstinence. So, through various methods he is taken off liguor— heartsick, depressed, humiliated, but cold sober. He returns to the family—to the wife, sister or mother who have preached these familiar words: “You are no good. You never will amount to. anything. You are a drunkard. You have been out all night—with another woman. Why, oh why, do you do it?” The little wife or sainted mother bursts into tears, runs hysterically from the presence of the fallen one, stopping long enough to threaten him with jail, an institution for the insane, and
Rites Tomorrow For J. F. Hanafee
Prominent Salesman And Golfer Dies at 56
John F, Hanafee Sr. 1025 N. Oakland Ave. well-known Indianapolis golfer and salesman for the Eddy Paper Co. who died yesterday in St. Vincent's Hospital, will be buried tomorrow in St. Mary's Cemetery, New Al-
Services for Pvt. Richard Stone, 3129 'W. Michigan St., killed in action in European theater, were held Wednesday in Pulteney, N. Y., followed by burial there. Pvt. Stone, who was 20, was fatally wounded Aug. 12, 1944, during action with the First Army in Cherbourg, France. He entered the U. S. Army at Indianapolis Mar. 19, 1943. A native of Pulteney, he was brought to Indianapolis when his family moved here in 1934. He attended Washington High School before entering service.
Pvt. Stone Rites Held in New York
The Rev. Charles Armentrout, pastor of West Street {Methodist s Church, of which he
brother, Coleman Stbne, and a |sister, Mrs. Betty Tackitt, all of Indianapolis, .
TOBACCO RECEIPTS UP In a recent five-year period,
receipts by the U. 8. government from tobacco and related prod-
ucts averaged over $950 million each year.
bany.
Services for Mr, Hanafee, na-
CROSSWORD PUZZLE
divorce, sometimes saying, “I almost wish you were dead.”
to 1928 and held the same post in the Bloomfield High School from 1929 to 1930. He was a
A Scot bought a half-dozen golf clubs and one golf ball Half an hour later he came back for another half-dozen clubs, : “And do you require another ball, sir?” asked the. pro. “Another ball? Why, I haven't hit the first one yet!” A Scotch drunk had got on three wrong trains and finally the porter put him on another train right opposite a parson who frowned and said, “Ah, my dear man, it grieves me to see you are on the rocky road to perdition.” “I'm jiggered!” said the drunk. “The wreng train again!” = " #
ber of the Iffdiana University graduating class ‘of 1929.. Member of Masons Prof. Carmichael was a member of the Methodist Church and had formerly been superintendent of the First Methodist Church Sunday School. He was also a former president of Bloomington Rotary Club, a Mason, a member of the Beta Gamma Sigma, local and national accounting organizations, the Indianapolis Shrine and the Acacia Fraternity. In addition to his wife, Mrs. Lucy Linville Carmichael, he is survived by a daughter, wife of Dr. James Rickets, Kokomo; five brothers, Forest Carmichael, Columbus; Vernal Carmichael, pro-
STILL THE favorites are the
how he first had a vacation in
| London.
“It is .an expensive trip,” he
“I decided to write a letter to my brother in London but that’s
stingy jokes. Mr. Gordon told me College;
said. / |
fessor at Ball State Teachers’
Kenneth Carmichael, Freetown; Ernest and Paul Car|michael, Indianapolis, and his
|mother, Mrs. Riley Clapp, Colum-
bus | - Currently the Scots are elated expensive, too. Lt Dopp Services |
about their free health insurance. It’s now a pleasure to be dying in Scotland, because you know it won't cost anything. #"
» ” Rationing Jokes AND THEN there's the rationing which confounds everybody. People get two sets of free teeth now to eat their rations,”
Mr. Gordon said, “and three sets]
of glasses to see them.” The Scots also have a joke familiar to B'way. As a Gov't. clerk hands a man his week's rations, she says, “Shall I wrap: them for you?” He says, “No, I'll just eat them here.”
» ” » GOLF JOKES and drunk jokes continue to please the Scots.
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“They only put out new pencils in the post office the first of every month. If ye’re not there at 8 in the morning, ye have to wait a whole month to write a letter. “I was there at five minutes to 8 and got two. “I took 480 books out of the free library before I found one with a fly leaf left in. On this I wrote to my brother.” { “Sure enough, in a few days the police arrested me and took me to London, and I went before a magistrate. My brother was there and looked at me and then said to the police, ‘Na, that’s no the man.’ “So they released me and gave me fare home, and that’s how I had my first vacation in London.” » » »
The Midnight Earl
GLAMMER: Roddy McDowall's telling friends he and film star Ann Blythe will wed in the
Set for Friday
ward Dopp, who was killed while on a bombing mission over Frankfort, Germany, February, 1944, will be held at 9 a. m. Friday in St. Mary's Catholic Church, Richmond. Burial will follow in St. Mary's Cemetery there. He was 29. The son of E. M. Dopp, 27 N, Kitley Ave., Lt. Dopp was a graduate of Cathedral High School. Before entering the service in
company for two years worked out of Cleveland.
master Corps when first in the service, Lt. Dopp was later trans-
1941, he was travelling representative for a greeting card! and
Assigned to the Army Quarter-
By that time he is so thoroughly depressed he grabs his hat land makes for the nearest bar to find solace in drinking. Look upon alcoholism not as a disgrace, but as an illness just (as measles. Don’t preach or nag or scold him but encourage him, {by love and understanding, to accept treatment. Don't confuse him) {with the common drunk. Many alcoholics are brilliant, successful! imen_and cultured women. t { Education of friends and relatives of psychotics also is neces-| Isary. Psychoanalyze the relatives and. the ‘so-called patient will recover, nine times out of 10. JUST A NIGHT NURSE. Thank you for a wonderful letter, Night Nurse. You nurses could help our readers understand many people who blame others for problems when they're bringing them on themselves. You hear the “inside” stories.
More About Dale Evans
a stepmother? DAILY READER.
was borg? I see you say she is 30 and I know her son is married. \ WONDERING. I'm writing Dale about this business you're giving me so much argument about. I quoted the Motion Picture Almanac.
Etiquette on Double Date
ON A DOUBLE date who is supposed to get on a trolley first? I'm a high school girl of 15 and want to know how to get a date with a boy in my class. He talks to me and walks me to class, {but he just won't ask for a date. KITTY, CITY. A girl precedes a boy except when walking is difficult. Then the boy goes first and offers the girl his hand. Let the boys help you on the trolley. I think that boy is getting around to asking you for a date. Don’t rush him—keep looking your best and looking interested. Make him comfortable.
Inexpensive Activities
Services fot 2d Lt. George Ed PVE BEEN ill four months and now that I'm better my doctor,
advises contacts and activities. My husband and I are in our middle 20's and haven't finished high school. We have a son, 3. My illness has taken more than all our savings. Can you suggest clubs and activities that are not expensive? : INDIANAPOLIS READER. Ask about the community center nearest you by calling the Council of Social Agencies, MA. 2401; check activities in your church or ask the Church Federation, RI. 9506, about churches having active groups for young married couples; Investigate YWCA and YMCA activities; inquire about the program of the Department of Parks and Recreation, WA. 4576; ask about Red Cross activities, L1. 1441. If you have hobbies or talents, write me again and we'll try to find something specific. How about finishing school? Call the school office, LI. 2381.
YOU SAY Dale Evans is 30. I've read she has a son, 20. Is she|St : the Ruth Circle, 11 a. m. for| 1At this place
HOW OLD is Dale Evans’ son and how old was she when he|of Mrs. H. R. Scott, 3151 Forrest| 3 Little mass
Let Mrs. Manners and readers of the column share your | problems and answer your questions. Write in care of The Times, |
tive of Princeton, who had lived Answer to Previous Pussle in Indianapolis since 1937, will Actor SIT RIAlve1e] [CIR] be Bold at 330 p.m, in Back Danii well Irvington Funeral-Home, A 2 BO 1A IWIN ERR IC \ requiem mass will be said at 10| HORIZONTAL 7 Down GO 00 pr 5 DL | a. m. in St. Philip Neri Church,| 1,7 Pietured loy @[S] [cr] [sloiwikio] of which he was a member. actor 9 Pyrexia (pl) ag RICHARD BN Father of former City Ama-| 11Congressman 10 Run away fia ears RL RYH teur Golf Champion William N.| 12 Genus of herbs FIAWRNCIO NIC R SIR [OC] Hanatee, Mr. Hanaice, who was| HDD | 11 sel ETRE Be 5, efign playeq at Pleasant i 1 jatar 12 Indian weight Es HEP] [ENCLISS] any erent omy (Club yeLin |, 16 Musical note 30 Small draught 46 Gaelic He 1s survived by his wife, 19 Victims of 19 French article 34'Cubic meters 470On the ocesn oa Saag er rs. Caarles W.| 31 Even (onir) (ab) 36 Cubic (ab.) particles a SYepary. 52.) Two Sous, 13 Born 23 Electrical unit 37 Grapnel $0 Delirium a a iia. hdianap-| 24 Courtesy title 25 Moth 30 Jtalian river tremens (ab.) Oy \ oianafee, 26 Cape 26 He is 8 —— 40 Plural (ab) 52 Abstract Louisville; five, sisters, Mrs. 28 Hops’ kilns movie 41 Hard 54 Sainte (ab.) Sherwood Hoffnian, Mrs. Harry| 31 Symbol for performer 42 Charter $6 Symbol for Rommel, Mrs. Daniel Trinler, erbium 27 Before 44 College cheer cerium Mrs. Francis Burgin and Miss! 32 Sloth 20 Pitch 45 The gods 88 Christ (ab.) Elizabeth Hanafee, all of Louis-| 33 Direction : ville, and four grandchildren. 36 Fish n pe Jct fer ics $8 Spinning toy _ i P St. Paul Methodist | $0 Pia on words | Lists Circle Sessions 43 Trying F The Woman's Society of Chris-| ,, Xperience i tian Service of the St. Paul 48 Spanish Methodist Church will hold circle| , Sommander a |meetings Thursday followed by 5 Hela the annual bazaar Friday in the 3 ‘entilates church parlors. us irearm pellet The WSCS Elizabeth Circle will 35 Ditch meet at 10 a. m. and have a noon| ROhUh pitch-in luncheon at the church; ] the Mary Circle, at 10:30 a. m.| 59 Essential being with luncheon in the residence of! Diners Mrs. Ethel Weaver, 1012 W, 32d , VERTICAL n a sandwich luncheon in the home Manor; and the Lydia Circle, 1 Nea p. m., with Mrs. Joe Fleener, 1226] : W. 34th St. 6 Fall in drops 2
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ferred to the Air Corps. He was commissioned at Luke's Field, Ariz., in early 1943 and in June of the same year was assigned to
spring . . . Jackie Cooper dined . at Cafe Cham-/an overseas base. |
bord and re-
wife, June Horne, is in Hol-
as he intends to
make a go of it on B'way .
Betty Watson There will be two pianists in the
White House soon— V. P. Barkley has been taking lessons in Miami . . . Gypsy Rose Lee was offered $258,000 for 28 weeks of touring county fairs after she winds ‘up her engagement at La Martinique. She'll probably accept if the length of the tour is shortened . . . Lois Andrews, whose daughter just brought
~-|home a report card of straight
A's, is going to the Coast for 10 days . . . Betty Jane Watson is featured singer in the new Glass Hat show in which comic George DeWitt is held over. - ” s - WISH I'D SAID THAT: Art Paul: “With wolves, the bigger they are, the harder they maul.” TODAY’S SMILE: Comic Joey Adams announces he’s opening at the Capitol Theater Nov. 18 at an unheard-of salary, (He hasn't heard of it yet.)
YOU'LL LOVE THE FLAVOR! YOU'LL BLESS THE PRICE!
Urges Gl Pensions
| Before his death, Lt. Dopp was|
Purple Heart.
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ters, Mrs. Ruth -Carpenter,
| cher, Phoenix, Ariz.
Samuel F. Martin
Services for Samuel Franklin Martin, retired veneer sawyer who died yesterday in the home of his son, Chester O. Martin, 424 N. De-
will be in Washington Park. Born on a ‘farm near Pekin, Ind, Mr. Martin, who was 90, lived almost 75 years in Indianapolis. He retired 20 years ago from his work with Hoosier Veneer Cp., and attended Brightwood Methodist Church. Mr. Martin is survived by two other sons, Ernest L. Martin, Louisville, and Joe W. Martin, Coxsackie, N. Y.; two daughters, Mrs. George Bicks, Albert Lea, Minn., and Mrs. George Anderson, Faribault, Minn.; one sister, Mrs. Mary Quick, Pittsburgh, nine grandchildren and 12 great-grand-|children. *
Miss Drusilla Marsh
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Besides his father, Lt. Dopp is; lywoaod trying to| survived by a brother, Robert K. - P gell their home| Dopp, Indianapolis, and two Inlive here and dianapolis, and Mrs. Paul Brut-
Quincy St., will be held at 1:30 = p. m. fomorrow in Moore. Mortu- L aries North East Chapel. Burial
; Drusilla WASHINGTON, Nov. 9 (UP)— Marsh, former Indianapolis resi-{
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