Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 27 October 1948 — Page 14

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By Earl

NEW YORK, Oct. 27—Lex Thompson, the devilishly! handsome owner of the Philly Eagles football team, tells & 5, state financial and budgetary story about “scientific football.”

“Lone Star” Dietz, the ¢

his team, the Washington Redskins, from the top of the sormer Gov. Paul V. MeNutt in stadium by telephone. He thought he could look down at|1933. He served his second term)

the field and do a better job. Telling his boys to kick off if they won the opening toss, he galloped off to his conning tower, and arrived there panting and perspiring, just in time to see his boys lined up not to kick off, but to receive a kick. Grabbing the phone, he rang it angrily and shouted to his assistant,” ————, I thought I told you to kick off!" The assistant meekly answered, "We did.”

” » » ww WITH APOLOGIES {to my Vegetarian readers, a Bway meateater, with whom I thoroughly disagree, just told me: “Vegetarians eat nuts and are.”

” ” ” CHICO MARX, who's now finishing up a picture, “Love Happy,” with brothers Harpo and Groucho, told me a story vof hw Tnovie fans mix them up. 3 g. with his nd In Ohtenpe KHOA &"

sald in awe, “Gee, Groucho, I

COMPOSER JACK ZERO got

thrown out of Hanson's drug!the biographical section of the

store, the famous B'way hangout where you can loaf around all evening on a cup of coffee, Picking himself up. he shouted to the boss, “All right, just for that, I'll never patronize your phone booth again!”

AR “ ELSA MAXWELL told me the King of Persia was mobbed by literally hundreds of worshipers in Italy. Unable to understand his popularity, the King asked Elsa why and she told him—they thought he was Tyrone Power.

” ” ” POOR MRS. NUSSBAUM She's audipneum “is » Cyrus Adler was arguing with a Hollywood ucer who got indignant and sald, “How could you be like that? You're just sticking your head In an ostrich” . . . . Milton Berle claims to have met a man in Lindy's who didn't say, “This

It Happened Last Night—

In High Places

Marx Brothers Confuse a Fan

“Ex-Budget Expert Of State Is Dead

William P, Cosgrove, former chief deputy state auditor and chief examiner of the Indiana State Board of Accounts for two -{terms, died last night at his home, Mr, Cosgrove, who had {been in {ll health several years, Hved at 3915 Arthington Blvd, Wilson . . [He was 71 Born in Indianapolis, Mr. Cosgrove was a recognized authority

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accounts board, Mr, Cosgrove] served two years as chief deputy state auditor under Floyd E. Wil-|

and find out llamson and nine years as an how they can Nati f Indl In | Native of Indianapolis { make them 80 [| Mr. Cosgrove was born Jan. 18, bad. . . . Red 1887, in Indianapolis. He Buttons, the swell comic at’ {and was a Western Union mes-

|senger boy. During his youth,

the Harem, fons = (he also worked for the tends that there's Red Buttons Manufacturing Co. no place like home --if , you haven't got the money to go career as chief deputy city clerk

{to a night club,

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iphy that he about the week's show. . Screen Publicists Guild will picket a major movie- house which is |showing a mystery film by carry-| 10g “Prackras Wiel tet who thio deans MANOE O' DWYeLs con-| sidering a suggestion that he bar| all pleasure . cars from midtown | Gira lta " TR neki FR SE ANE i

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| {Motion Picture Herald Yearbook, {the name of Elissa Landi, who| just died, is immediately followed | by that of Carole Landis... , Co-| median George Price, once a poor boy on the East Bide, just hought a $35,000 home at Bay Bhore.... Mrs. Rouben Mamoulian has the most fascinating hobby-—with her husband's help, she collects diamonds, : < » ” » Our Town BEN LYONS will announce shortly his intention of returning to England to produce plays or films. , . . Joe Glazer, the booking agent, gave his newest salesman, George Walker, a new Cadillac to induce his joining Glazer's As-

place is a gold mine.”

">... o {Cor WITH ARTURO TOSCANINI'S ponda and his having arranged for another NBC pa) Jimmy StewSymphony season for which he'll art have reached |

get $96,000 (or $6000 a concert), it can be told that last spring, right, after his 80th birthday, when he was ill, somebody asked him hesitantly whether he wanted to contract to work another year. “No,” said the maestro, “Why not? Don't you feel able to work another year?” “Yes,” said the maestro, “I want to make the contract for 10 years.” ; r » .

The Midnight Earl WHAT'S HOT: Russel Crouse felt so rich after reading the re-

sociated Booking P. . . « Henry §

|the talking stage ° {in an independ{ent film -produeing venture, . . .

Miss Primus | Burt Shevelove, director of “Small {Wonder” and an investor in the new Column magazine, is writing

material for Gypsy Rose Lee's act

at La Martinique. . . Pearl Primus explores the wild and primitive art of dancing at the Ebony Club. | -

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DIES—William P. Cosgrove, former chief examiner of the Indiana State Board of Ac. [Mrs. counts and chief deputy state auditor, died last night in his [of

examiner on the accounts board. former Mayor Reginald H. Sul- Ville.

He was a member of St

Columbus.

He is survived by a son, John Fairfield, O.; two sisters, Mrs. two daughters, Kate Hartman, Maywood, and | Mrs. Robert Mobley and Miss Miss Sarah ILeyenberger, Indian- | He began his public service Henrietta Cosgrove, all of In-|/apolis; 44 grandchildren and 24 His wife, Mrs. Mabel Breat-grandchildren. [in the administration of former Gorry Cosgrove, died in 1929. - - — Mayor John Holtzman, remaining! Funeral services will be held LOCAL GIRL IN CHOIR {worrier, who put Dale Carnegie in that position until the end of tomorrow in the Blackwell Funerjon his program, is so’ sold on|1903, ‘Mr. Cosgrove was cashier al Home and in St. cy ir throats |Carnegie’s never-worry philoso-|in the Marion County Treasurer's Catholic Church. Time of services a member of the Otterbein Col. *Pecialists—a total of 2470 examinations—and these doctors found not one refused to WOrTY office from 1910 to 1915, becom- has not been announced. )

Cosgrove, and

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views of “Life With Mother” York's Hotel Edison, rejected an

"oat be lucked a A Ms at | African safari offer, preferring; s said, “To heck with it.” Pome: | Instead to travel to Ireland and “Russel Crouse can now eat Furope in quest of linens and] grouse” , , | Allen, a noted.china for the hotel.

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