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Very Drab HENRY STONE, packer and Albert Miller, hanging expert, were fiddling around with crates and inspecting several canvases. ' ‘ The “Gold Room,” to my surprise, was nothing else but a supply room for the auditorium. Very drab. - My first impulse was to touch a painting of a bearded gentleman. Mr. Stone and Mr. Miller let out war whoops. with both hands in my pockets, I inquired if the paint was fresh. To make a long story short— you don’t touch old masters. KEEP YOUR MITTS TO YOURSELF, u Awful sensitive guys,” I told my friends with the sidearms who were taking advantage of the

many comfortable chairs in the lobby just out- .

side the “Gold Room.” “They're worth , . ."

Why the Fire Extinguishers?

I BEAT them to the punch and mentioned “Where's the big one? The horse pic-

They sent me back to. the scenery room of the theater. Jim Newton, senior and a lieutenant colonel in the ROTC was sitting guard in front of the king-sized old master. A fire extinguisher was on each side of “The Horse Fair.” Jim sitting up with the picture was as. bad as Sgreey oun The ROTC boys get 60c an

ers, Jim packed a .45 automatic. For 15 minutes I sat and hoped something exciting would happen. It would have been fine stuff to get involved with a gang headed by “The Brush” or some other nefarious character. Mr. Hendricks appeared and said Jim was to go to the “Gold Room” and guard for awhile. I tagged along. : o Eh In the converted sanctum sanctorum again, Jim handed me a a rifle with a fixed bayonet, “Tou

NEW YORK, Apr. 15—Three bellhops and the housekeeper were trying to wedge me into a fulldress suit the other day, down in Washington, and I got to thinking that no man alive has the right to lowrate a woman's fashion foibles so long as he submits to claw-hamimer coat: and biled shirt. The tailcoat and the cast-iron shirt front are outmoded as or, as non-functional as the vermiform a; , ‘and aboutasdomfortable as a hair tunic. Not one man in a thousand looks like anything but a strayed headwaiter in one of

waiters, except sheer venomous hate, I don’t care to look like ome. Any time I want to be a bandit I will.do it with a gun, However . . . After I had paid off the three bellboys and the housekeeper, I looked at me in the mirror, I was scrubbed and slicked and, between the bear's grease and shaving lotion, I smelled real high. I looked some more, and thought some more. This is a tirade on tails. wt I am tied‘into a shirt with a round razor for a collar-band, literally trussed into the thing from ‘behind, like you secure a baby to a chair or a lunatic into a strait-jacket. I am wearing a standup collar made of tempered steel, with the edges carefully filed, saw-fashion, the better to behead you: There is a cute little wedge chopped out of the front, for my chins to fall through. The general impression is that of a newly-manu-factured sausage, with the excess stuffing still hanging out of the tied end. ’ ah

Like a Subdivided Monkey

1 LOOK AT THE COAT. It's got one pocket in it, if you don’t count the handkerchief pocket, and that's cut on the bias. You can't keep anything valuable in it; like a wallet or a folded newspaper or a copy of a racing form, Two tails hang down to your ‘knee-hollows, making you. look like a recently subdivided monkey, or one of those big, split-tailed: birds. If you sit on the tails, they crush. - If you part them ‘with your hands and spread them on the seat alongside, you look like some nervous old lady about to park. herself at a picnic. Tails get snagged in car doors and generally angled in anything with a hook on it. And they don't add

Going Up

WASHINGTON, Apr, 15—Federal® Reserveman Marriner 8. Eccles was glum, The world was in a mess for sure and getting messier by the minute. For hours he talked in this vein and if it hadn't been for Sen. Robert A. Taft, I think I would have wept. The gentleman from Ohio had one small, cheerful thought to lighten my own fiscal gloom. Pork chops still are for sale. The pessimistic Mr. Eccles said it looked like we'd have to keep on shipping billions to Europe to foil those Russians; like we'd need to spend billions more to get our Army to fight ‘em. And, said he, we simply haven't got that much money and, or, goods. The result; he continued, either will be such an Ee ha thas of Joioe: on 8 °e e time OPAs, OE I other alphabetical agencies designed to keep the law of supply and demand from leading to financial tragedy. “But that would be just like in Russia now,” protested Rep. Robert F. Rich, of Pa., a member of the Joint Committee on the Economic Report. “Exactly,” said Mr. Eccles.

All but Senator Taft /

MR. ECOLES SAT there in the caucus room, staring through his tortoise-shell eyeglasses at the Committee. Most of the Senators and Representatives charged with keeping an eye on the financial affairs of the nation fidgeted nervously. All but Sen, Taft. I don't want to give you the idea that he tried to laugh off the seriousness of the situation. He said, tn fact, that he was inclined to agree with Mr. Beocles, “But ¥ don’t know whether all these inflationAry threats are quite justified or not,” he continued, with a puzzled smile. Ile said, without using these words, that the

hour for guarding. In addition to the extinguish- -

$1,257,000—With 30 priceless old masters around the "Gold Room" of the Indiana Univer.sity Auditorium, the guards (left to right], "Mr. Inside" and Jim Newton, discuss the dating problem on the campus. 1

might as well get into the spirit of things.” Knight and Mr. Stone were gone.)

the changing of the guards. pected the door to be nailed, too.

Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Knight went off duty. The university men, all special-deputies in full uniform, would remain in control until 9:30 p. m. From then on the. campus police took over until 9:30 a. m. I also found out the campus police, a mechanized unit, made a half hour check throughout the day

The ROTC was in full control.

and night of the grounds.

Charles Edwards and I exchanged a few pleasantries in the presence of “The Horse Fair.” When Charlie tried to get me to talk about “History of Political Theory,” a course he was studying at present and which I had taken when I atThat was one

tended Indiana, I took my leave. course that didn’t take too well with me.

William E. Franklin, junior, and happy as a

four.

Just as we got into a good conversation about the girl situation on the campus, the two Metropolitan men came back and said it was time for Jim and I had to shag out of the room. It was locked. I fully ex-

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Young Hopefuls Answer Chal

By KENNETH RD FOUR SINCERE but politically inexperienced ex-GI's at Butler University have answered the chal

lenge. ; When they were told to “do something,” if they didn't like the way the government was being run, they did” 2 They filed as candidates for the State Legislature, two of them as Democrats and two as Republicans, * The GOP standard bearers are George R. Keller, 22, and James F. Durnil, 28, both juniors. Their Democratic fellow - students are sophomores, Harvey Greene, 21, and Jud Haggerty, 23. All are working hard toward the election, the whole idea being nothing of a joke to them. » . # MR. DURNIL, for example, has made surprisingly well-organized plans for reaching precinct committeemen in his bid for support. He has enlisted a number of fellow-students who served overseas with him. They and girl friends are typing letters to the 328 committeemen and generally button-holing persons in their friend's behalf. It’s the sort of grass-roots campaign that often drives cynical politicos to shelter. Young Durnil became politically conscious several years ago when he was in the trucking business. Four of his eight years in this field were spent driving a truck. He was a member of the AFL's Teamster's Union. Then, he entered the service and was assigned to the transportation corps.

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tive anatomy test that afternoon, said business

was slow. “Haven't seen any crooks, eh?” V “Naw. And I don’t want+to either. I'm

Bill said yawning. Guard duty, bah. If I were sure

By Robert C. Ruark

to your beauty, because they swing clear of your caboose. A man with a wide rear deludes nobody as, to the firmness of his foundation, while a thin

guy looks like a heron caught in a fresh gale.

trying| Lawyer - GOP County Chairman to finish ‘The Ides of March’ by Thorton Wilder,”

f wouldn't wind up in the clink, I'd figure out something to stir up some excitement, Take it easy you guys, I'm only kidding. , ” »

We're Just Dumb

HE NOTICED a large number of legislators were attorneys and he discussed this situation with

Jim Ingles. The party official encouraged the veteran, but didn’t promise help. “Everybody in Marion County should be interested in reapportionment,” declared the seriousminded candidate. Other planks in his platform include greater opportunity. for small business and a friendlier attitude toward labor. He wants something done for the veteran, too; a state bonus and “decent” housing. Mr. Durnil is a member of the American Legion, American Veterans’ Committee and Independ-|

the things, and while I have nothing against head- |

a formal floor-polisher is the general air of awk-

If you are beginning to sprout a small melon, as I am, the sawed-off jacket spotlights-it. Attention is focused on the bulge, because it is topped by a white vest that never quite establishes a working agreement with the pants. With no coat front to balance the torso, a thin gent looks}... _. ." even worse. He looks like a man who has been| ANOTHER GOP Having horsie on a buzz-saw, and didn't get off

of them 8 Mr Heller, 22-year- . ; : old former Navy TPS gunHe Fidgets and Sweats More ner. The Delta Tau Delta mem-

NOT THE LEAST of the hazards of wearing

ward unease which automatically accompanies: it. A man sweats more in a tail coat. He fidgets more. He plays with his tie more. He wiggles around in his shirt more. The only people I ever saw who seemed thoroughly at home in a monkeysuit were orchestra leaders and the shiny haired

men who dance with old ladies in nightclubs, for money. With them, the tailcoat is a uniform, like convicts’ stripes, and serves ta separate them from

ent Students’ Association. not connected with the Republican Club at ‘Butler. is the son of Mr. and Mrs. James R. Durnil, 952 Albany St. A

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Episcopal Diocese Given Residence.

Bishop Accepts

Sherwoods' Home The R. Hartley Sherwood resi-

He is Young He

the rest of humankind.

As a normally vain he-critter, given to preen‘ing in the mirror when I am gussied up in a new suit, T buy the dinner-jacket all the way. It is as comfortable as any other suit, since they have banned thé fried shirt and the guillotine collar in favor of soft shirts that button down the front and roll-over collars that give bobbing-space to your adam’s apple. It looks good, has the normal amount of pockets, cuts pounds off the fat fellas Also it makes to pinch the pretty blond the second her escort heads

and lends bulk to the beanpoles. you feel wickedly festive, as if you were

back to the punchbowl.

I sneer no longer at the functionless fripperies that the coutourieres saw off on our women folk, at Lord knows how deep an annual ditch in the At least they change their stupidities from year to year while we, the lords and masters, have been clinging to the same old hand-sewn

budget.

torture chamber for the last hundred years.

dumb.

By Frederick C. Othman

experts frequently find ' themselves talking

through their hats. Take meat.

“Last fall everybody agreed that by spring there'd be such a serious shortage of meat that prices would go sky-high,” he said. There was

talk of having to ration it.”

And what happened There's plenty of meat all over America. And that, despite a packing As soon as the strike is over, the farmers will start shipping livestock again and a meat shortage seems to be one of the things we

house strike.

can cross off our worry list, he added.

“Meat was practically the key food, too,” Sen.

Taft mused. Betting on Higher Prices

MR. ECCLES SAID, YES, if those Russians calmed down, and crops all over the world were good, and Congress didn’t go spending too many billions for things, inflation might not be so bad. “Well,” said Sen. Taft, “I'm just wondering if the future is quite as dire as you seem to predict.” Nobody knows, of course. But the way things are at the moment, Mr. Eccles doesn’t see much

chance of prices going down, If he were

gambling man he'd probably bet that they will

keep on climbing. :

What he wants Congress to do is give th Federal Reserve Board the power to force banks But no power that the lawmakers can give him will do the job against inflation, he said, if we keep on spending more money trying to buy more materials than there

to hold heavier reserves.

are for sale.

Jt was a pretty spring day, too. The sun was shining outside and the birds were singing. A class of high school students dropped in smiling to hear what Mr. Eccles had to say and, half an I suppose all we can do is hope he doesn’t know what tomorrow will bring.

hour later, left, frowning. My guess is that he hopes so, too.

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I location in don't put it down to vanity, I think we're just| So for. permanent

dence, 2847 N. Meridian 8t., will become the new home of the Indianapolis Episcopal Diocese. The familiar limestone house of

wall and gate was given by Mr. and Mrs. Sherwood to the diocose yesterday, with the approval of their children and in memory of their late son, David Hartley Sherwood. » It was accepted by the diocesan trustees’ board and their president, the Rt. Rev. R. A. Kirchhoffer, bishop of the diocese. The temporary diocesan headquarters yesterday was moved from 16th and Central to 25 E. 33d St, a house purchased last summer. Bishop Kirchhoffer expect the headquarters to move

the Sherwood homestead about ithe end of the year. In speaking of the gift of the house, the bishop said: Praises Sherwoods *The thoughtfulness and generosity of Mr. and Mrs. Sherwood and their children have deeply moved the trustees and will be greatly appreciated throughout the Diocese of Indianapolis. It is the finest thing that has happened for us in many a long day. “Mr. and Mrs. Bherwood have let a contract for the erection of a new and smaller home on the Pennsylvania B8t. side of their property which they hope to occupy by Dec. 1.” Bishop Kirchhoffer also today announced the resignation of the Bev. John T. Payne as vicar of All Baints Episcopal Cathedral. The Rev. Mr. Payne has accepted a call to do general diocesan work in the Episcopal Diocese of Maine. The cathedral congregation will hold a meeting tonight to discuss the problem of his successor and the whole matter of the cathedral situation.

GOP Women's Group To Hear Mrs. Sprouse

Mrs. Emma Sprouse, state a! worker for the GOP, will speak at the noon luncheon of the Lawrence Township Republican Women’s Club tomorrow at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Hiram Gardner, three miles west of Lawrence on 46th St. Primary candidates will be introduced.

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Four Veterans at Butler Making Bids for Seats in

RUNNING FOR OFFICE—These four Butler Univers ture. They are, left to right: James F. Durnil, Jud Hagger nil and Keller are Republicans. The others are Democrats.

professor about a month ago. Labor has another representa“Why don't you see what youitive in Mr, Haggerty, an appealcould do in the legislature /ing young Irishman, He is a George?” the pedagogue inquired.imember of the AFL's Common They had been discussing the!Laborers Union, which he joined long-neglected reapportionment of jwhile doing construction work. the state legislature, which was| j;4 may have organization suplast done in.1921. If this wereiport, the only one of the quartet done, the rural counties would|likely to receive this practical political blessing.

lose some representation, The energetic, pre-law student! This is because he was elected thought about it, then filed. two years ago as a precinct committeeman in Perry Township,

He, too, has been “nailing” ward chairmen and precinct com-|although he:lives now at 402 E. mitteemen. A lot of them havei2ist 8t. His parents, Mr. and been telling him: Mrs. Walter F. Haggerty, live in “We can’t come out for you, be-ithe township, however, at R. R. cause we've got to take our or-i6, Box 494. ders and push somebody else. He enjoyed what little opBut, the party needs new blood portunity he had to see politics and younger blood. So, go ahead, kid, and get yourself elected.”

man. RT aR. “Gee, it's hard to know which ‘ATHE YOUNG office - seeleer grinned: . “I'm gong to: steer ough, if I'm elected. “It's too hot.” He lives with his “folks,” |ter Boetcher had resigned. ‘Mr. and Mrs. Verner A. Keller, s = = at 705 N. Colorado 8t. ~~ = WITH ALL the Haggertys and

Ask Mrs. Manners—

I HAVEN'T BEEN KISSED in months. We could be the happiest family in the world if my husband would just stay at home with us. His mother says his coming in late with lipstick on his shirts may be a passing fancy, but it's been 10 years passing. He doesn't say a word—just jumps into bed and starts snoring. :

We've been married 15 years and I'm in my early 30's, We have two school-age children. I tried to reason with my husband but he says he’s been to loige. He treats me like I'm his mother, only I think a fellow would speak to his 'mother when returning home. } Last month I started working out so I wouln't have so much time to think. I.stay home at nights—every night—and wash and iron. I love my children; my husband and my home but after sitting home night after night alone, knowing he's out having a “high old time,” I feel I can’t go on. I've joined two lodges and two clubs but I still have time to think. I'm tired serving and would like to be served. Am I wrong? LONELY. . A conscienceless man will have to want to stay home before he'll stick around. Overcoming 10 years’ serving and mothering your husband is difficult. Find some mutual friends and recreations, and spend that extra money you're earning on making yourself pretty. Encourpge your husband to talk about himself. That job of yours and your club affiliations will help make you more interesting to him. He won't be interested in the women's hats, though, or their progress in housecleaning. Wish we could forget the lipstick. It might diminish if you ask for a bigger allowance. Don’t let the snoring get you down. Few men-lie in bed and gab about the events of the day, When it's time to sleep they sleep~—when it's time to eat, they eat. Haven't you noticed the typical male’s intenseness of purpose by watching a group of men at a street excavation? I've often wondered what a bulldozer. has that I haven't. Th

Thinks Someone Does Husband's Thinking

I THINK SOMEONE is doing my husband's thinking. I don't have a dime I can call my own and I can’t stand to work long at a time. No woman likes to live with a man and beg for everything she needs. My husband is a goad provider and pays all the bills and buys groceries but he doesn't want to help my daughter by a previous marriage go through nurses’ training school. We've been married 15 years and he wanted to claim my daughter and not accept help froma her father until she was 16. We had some trouble then and I applied for a divorce but we smoothed this out and went back together. He then refused to keep her and because my health was bad and I couldn’t work I had to make her father keep her. During our trouble he moved to his parents’ home and they tried to keep him from helping my daughter and me. We went there for Christmas and there wasn’t anything on the tree for my daughter. They had the nerve to ask her to pass out the presents. I feel like if we could stay away from his people things would work out our way. I think my daughter and I should come first. What is your opinion? KITTY. Has your daughter been pleasant and grateful to this stepfather who supported her for several years? Perhaps he resented the affection you bestoweil upon her, maybe too lavishly in his presence. Both of you should show him gratitude. . Conzalt nurses’ training school advisers. Perhaps your daughjar oa earn part of her training and borrow money for the Tes

You can't ignore in-laws but you can be civil and untouched by refusing to let their thoughtiessness prey on your mind. Try remembering your husband's previous support of your daughter. Don’t let her become an issue. She'll soon launch her career but your husband will be around a long time—if you'are affectionate enough toward him. ?

Magicians Plan Banquet

The International Brotherhood of Magicians, Ring 10, will have its president's banquet, installation of officers and show at 7 p. m. Monday in the Athenaeum, Duke Btern, English Hotel, is {president. !

Jinx Likes Her ‘Chances’ After College

| I FEEL THAT I will have more chances to be married after {college than I will have chances to go to college after marriage. 1

told my boy-friend this and he understands and agrees, But

met another man and am not too sure of my love for my boy-friend.

I'm 19 and in college and my boy-friend

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Legislature

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‘Haven’t Been Kissed In Months, Wife Says

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ity ‘veterans hope to be'sitting in the next State Legislaty, Harvey M. Greene and George R. Keller. Ex-Gl's Dur-

their relation in Marion County, however, political observers don't see how he can fail to get a lot of votes. He wants to see some relief for property taxpayers here, thinks state funds should be redistributed on a per capita basis, “We're paying out a lot that we never get back,” he declared. “The big cities are just stepchildren.” : Jud asserted with conviction that the "GOP is the protector of utilities” and cites the last legislature’s moving of boundary inte ; so the Indianapolis Power & Light| . Nn _® Co. Harding St. plant was in De-| A HISTORY STUDENT, Harcatur Township instead of Perry.|VeY has asked the Boone County This, he pointed out, gave the Democratic chairman for sup. utility a lower tax rate and forced|Port. The chairman wouldn't promise any backing, however, * non But, the county's Young Demo MR. GREENE, who seeks to be|cratic Club president feels more

until a Lebanon nurse caught his eye. He married her and moved there. His mother, Mrs. Arslee Greene, lives at 1254 Glen Arm Rd., Ben Davis. While naive in politics, he is catching on fast. He parried a question on reapportionment, declaring that he would have to “check up” before venturing an opinion. Then he added: “Farm capital is worthy of representation on the basis of money ine volved.” His union member pal, Jud, found this a repugnant noe tion.

way to turn, though,” he said. He elected from rural Boon® County, sympathetic to Young Greene's said he discussed his candidacy|is a strong supporter of the more bid. uy th the county chairman, only|voluble Jud. The two of them are] Whatever the political £0 learn the next day that Wal- leaders of Butler's Jefferson-Jack-|for:these four aspirants,

t, Har-/terests are refreshing and in” true spirit of American ment. ve

son Club, ‘Jud is vey, vice president. : Harvey lived here all his life

only man I care for. I know that probably will end my chances to marry him but now I don't feel our marriage would be safe. I think I should go on with my studies and let nature take its course, Do you think I am right? ’ ek

I think you're quite right, Jinx. That was a sane opening re mark. I like your honesty, too. .

Reader Wants Doll Hospital Address . WILL YOU GIVE me addresses of doll hospitals here?

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The Doll Hospital Is located at 15 E. Washington St.

‘Where Can | Meet People 287’

1 AM NEW In the ¢ity and want to know where a gal 28 years old could meet some people her age. I have gone to few dances but most all the fellows were younger than I. " MISS T.

Investigate activities of young people in the church of yur choice, and check the YWCA varied program. YMOA-YWCA dances are held every Saturday night. You'd meet people doing work with the Council of Social

Agencies and Red Cross and in university and extension division classes, :

‘What States Omit Blood Tests?’ : WILL YOU PLEASE give me a list of states that do not require a blood test and three-day waiting period before getting married? A.D. Blood tests and waiting periods aren’t required by Arizona, Nevada and New Mexico. Alabama requires a test of the male only, but no waiting period. :

Wants Boat Trip Information COULD YOU TELL ME where to write for information on boat trips on Lake Michigan? MRS Check local travel bureaus.

‘Where's Sunset Carson and Company?’ WHAT MOTION PICTURE company does the star Sunset Care son belong to? Where is the company located and what is the ade dress? Who is the “big shot?” Carson belongs to Republic Pictures Corporation, 4024 Rad-

ford Ave., North Hollywood, Cal. Ralph E. Yates Sr. is president of the company.

‘Should | Return to My Husband?

{ I'M 42 and love a man, 47, who says he loves me and Is nice, ‘but he lives with a woman, Am I wasting my time? Should 1 go {back to my husband? AWFUL WORRIED WOMAN,

I don’t know what is wrong with your husband, but he couldn't be firach worse than a man courting one woman and living with another, ?

Let Mrs. Manners and readers of the column share your problems and answer your questions, Write in care of The 214 W. Maryland St.

H. S. Potter Promoted To Sales Manager

H. Sturgis Potter has been pro-| moted from manager of tool steel] salés to sales manager in charge of all Reading products of the Carpenter Steel Co., Reading, Pa. Mr. Potter joined the company in 1936 as sales engineer with headquarters here. In 1941 he was transferred to Reading as assistant manager of tool steel sales.

Offer 150 Scholarships

Indianapolis is one of 62 metropolitan cities in which tests will be given’ for 150 scholarships to the University of Chicago Saturday. High school students will compete for the scholarships, val-

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