Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 December 1947 — Page 6

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Blame Harry

“WASHINGTON, Dec. 24-1 hate to blame President and Mrs. Truman, but if they hada been * hospitable a couple of weeks ago Id | have a Christ "mas gift under the tree tonight for my bride As it 1s, all she gets isa bottle of lilac-smelling goo. And maybe not even that if Schulte's drug store is closed when I get off work. This is strictly the fault of the President and his wife They should have invited the Othmans to the White Hou We appreciated the invitation to the recept understand, 1 had my lengthened the heém

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hanging from the salesroom ceiling. They got smaller. as we went along. Inthe last-row she pointed out one that compared to the President's as a ‘gnat does to an “Very beautiful’ the ‘lady said. “Very Genuine Czechoslovakian crystal and very keep clean because there is very little to it.” too many verys to, suit me; but tal chandelier exactly like except that |b was easier to wash The ideal Christmas my money and told

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Beauty Scientist Raps List Of Ideal 'Eugenic Parents’

| By VIRGINIA MacPHERSON, Unjted Press Staff Correspondent | HOLLYWOOD, Dec. 24—The society that picked Clark Gable, Jane Russell, ‘and Linda Darnell as perfect “eugenic parents” must have a hole in its head, a beauty scientist sputtered today.

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Why, Ruth Parker demands; didn’t they pick somebody who's already

had kids? “Muddled biological thinking” Jor the. Betterment of the Human Race. Haven't they ever heard of ‘the “hidden genes” gimmick? Depends on “the Genes _ “Homely parents can have children more beautiful and talented than the offspring of dream-boat couples,” Miss Parker says. “And a beauty contest winner and a male adonis could produce a child that looked like Boris Karloff Jr, in full makeup.” according to our beauty scientist (in Hollywood that's what they call people who keep movie gtars the way you like to see 'em), on how the genes get And that's something nobody can regulate or predict. Which is why she's so het up at the society's shopping around screen stars for ideal mamas and papas.

It all depends

among the PURENIC None of the stars they picked— except Betty Grable and Burt Lancaster (and -they weren't tops on the list)—has any children And that, huffed Miss Parker, is hardly the way for ‘perfect eugenic parents to act, “Why didn't who've already wants to know.

they pick people produced?” - she “People like Bing Crosby, © Margaret Sullavan, Dan Duryea, Dana Andrews and Margaret O'Sullivan. Desire is the Answer “Eugenically speaking,” Miss Parker goes on, “men and wémen who deeply desire. children and let

is all Miss P. can say for

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the madder Miss Parker gets,

“There's enough marital discon-! ideali- |,

tent and divorce caused by zation of screen stars already,” she sniffed. “If this eugenic film parents business catches. on, the birth rate’ll probably drop To be-ra father or a mother you'll -have to take a screen test.’

Cleveland Players Will Appear at IU

Times State Service BLOOMINGTON, Dec. Cleveland Play House will present ‘Dear Ruth” on both divisions of Indiana University's auditorium series Jan. 5 and 6 This will be the third appearance of the Cleveland group in IU auditorium, following their presentation last season of “The Late

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