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Optimists to Give Boys Yule Treat

The Northside Optimists Club will hold its annual Christmas party Dec. 22 at 12:15 p. m.

Each member will be host to a

boy chosen by church, school and| §

community leaders, The program for the party includes dinner, pictures of the In-diana-Purdue football game, songs and short talks.

Guests will include George Gale.| |

Shortridge. High School football

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coach; Jerry Stiner, Shortridge)

Broad Ripple High School basket-|

ball coach, and Delmer H. (Skipper) Wilson, head of Boy Scouts in Indiana. : ‘

POPE INVENTED CLOCKS

Pope Sylvester II is credited with the invention of clocks in 996 A. D.

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llar Necklace Designed to Cure Goiter Among Medic al Frauds B

Medical Exhibit Also Traps Tapeworm Trap; | Bright orange beads afe separat-| pocket or strap it around your

. rs ihe dial ~ |ed by discs of copper and zinc. The tummy, and sit “back while it Gadget to ‘Improve Looks Also on Display victim first smeared some iodide emanated gamma rays which fixed

ICHARD KLEINER, NEA Staff Writer ointment on his neck, then donned up. your acidosis, wrinkles, gallopCEVELE , Dec. HEIN an exhibit of medical appliances, the necklace. An electrolytic action'ing palsy, opshousemald’'s knee. being sent on & nationwidé tour by the American Medical Association| Was Supposed to result, thus curing) It was also supposed to improve

Called ‘Tractors’ Which would have been a pretty

If you think these items aren't in the best medical tradition, and| Perkins' Tractors was the name 800d buy for $1000—except all the have some doubts about the ability of a horsecollar or a necklace to given by Dr. Elijah Perkins to some png cured was an overweight walcure anything, you're absolutely |three-inch slivers of metal he de- § | right. The collection is the AMA’s| Then You reeled it in, and, Pre- Giened. Supposed to cure - every- New ‘Poison Extractor’

frauds. . If you still had trouble, you could’ gop, you simply rubbed the|bilked many a sucker was the poiTake the trap. Suppose you had|®/Ways tell your neighbor about the (raptors gently over the area in|Son extractor. ° E a tapeworm. Would you go out|On® that got away and buy a tapeworm trap? Lots of people did. The gadget is a small,

Istand there until you felt w nibble, cent store. day. You were to slip it in your|ing as scientific cures. ’

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1 after its first public display at the Cleveland Health Museum, there is o| the goiter. “looks, character and memory.” Li trap, a horsecollar, a necklace and some “tractors. !

prize. congress of phonies and|Sumably, were rid of tapeworms... o from athletes’ foot to itchy| Another ingenious device which

question. Remove your shoes, clamp some Next, the horsecollar. A heavy Dr. Jerking used his tractors on| wires from a battery to your heels {hunk of black tubing, with a maze a patient with yellow fever. He and neck. Turn on the switch capsule-like affair with a small|of wires running through it. Plug caught the disease and died, prob-| and all the obedient poisons in opening in it and a long string at- it in, and, said the inventor, your| ably the only man ever plowed|your system slid down your back tached. blood would be magnetized, and all under by his own’ tractor. and legs and out to the battery. Capsule Baited ¢ |sorts of wonderful things would] Prize exhibit in the collection] The exhibition, called “A CenThe idea was to bait the capsule happen to you,” is the Radi-Endo-Cri-Nator, a lit-| tury of Mechanical Quackery,” is {with a snip of salami or a pinch The necklace, designed to cure tle gadget three-eights of an inch | designed to awaken the consumer . . . ‘of pomegranate, swallow it—hold- goiter, looks. like something you thick, two inches wide and three|to the dangers of fraudulent and, magnetize the iron in the.gul- ing firmly to the étring—and then might pick up in the five-and-ten.|inches long. It cost $1000 in its| often, harmful devices masquerad-

'KEY' TO DIMPLES—Dimple-

maker was advertised as a way to make dimples where none

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The Sportsman's Floor

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PAGE 8 STRAUSS ° li ] SAYS: CHRISTMAS 2 BIFTS FOR "SPORTSMEN ~~ 3

(HE WILL OPEN HIS ‘STRAUSS GIFT FIRST)

DOES HE HUNT? FINE GUNS — with famous names on them — Shotguns and rifles — sing shots, repeaters and auto-loaders — from REMINGTON WINCHESTER MARLIN MOSSBERG AND AMMUNITION— Peters High Velocity Shells, Western Super-X and X-pert in 12, 16 and 20 gauge— Remington Express and Shur-Shot HUNTING COATS and pants (and caps) — wool socks and Hunting Licenses. Fer young shooters— APACHE Air Rifles— .250-cal. ball and BB—

24.95 BENJAMIN single-shot air Pistols — 12.00 SARANAC SHOOTERS MITTENS— Genuine Buckskin — pure wool-lined — a warm mitten with split palm for the trigger finger — Right and Left-handed—4.50— and some Saranac Buckskin gloves — fine for driving : Sar = (or a horse}

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SHOOT A BASKET— Heavy steel basketball i goals—welded construction ] 2.95. Nets 50c to 75¢ P BASKETBALLS — The good ones—SPALDING, REACH, WILSON and others— sweat shirts, shoes, sweaters — and whistles.

TAKE A GANDER AT A MOOSE— (at his head, that is}— the stuffed head of one of the largest meese (1700 pounds)—ever shot in Canada—is adding a touch of atmosphere to the Floor, Graciously loaned by the owner—the man who shot it—Mr. Jack Lewis. (Also present is a scale model of his hunting lodge —a treat for sportsmen to look at)

YOUR CANINE FRIEND— ! or friends—will be the envy of HIS friends when he gets fitted out with fine dog equipment. Here's most everything to make a dog's life a happy one—

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