Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 24 February 1947 — Page 11

J) IT'S SELDOM a book drives me to paint. Rare indeed, is the issue | which is so powerful in scope, 80 . moving in content that after read- | Ing It .my emotions must be ex- | pended on ‘canvas with exhilerating ji strokes of the brush. : . But to the canvas T rushed im. {mediately after laying aside my | 1047 issue of the World Almanac, There was a great deal of frusiration while I rushed, You see, don't make a habit of keeping an, easel, palette, olls and canvas around. The more I rushed the more frustrated I became. At last I stumbled into the John Herron . Art Institute, where understanding - fellow artists came to my rescue. I was rushed into the emergency room and in a jiffy a brush was placd in my hand, an easel with . eanvas attached was shoved In front of me, tubes of paint were

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. With a flourish 1 painted an eye to represent he front gate to

the section on sciences. For instance, in psychology and psychiatry it had been discovered that “hang-overs were found to be the most effective periods for psychological treatment of alcoholics,” The Almanac also reports that “Anger-painting was used to diagnose and treat

sunny glorious rees at the farm 1 the sky a gay alr tangy and

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e didn't have ' two mental diseases, schizophrenia and paranoia.” Joy it though, . oy day, Death to the Insect World

A THE EYE was influenced to a great degree | by the biological sciences. The report said, “Several | powerful insecticides revealed, Include insect-killer . NMRI-448; effective up to 30 hours after spraying; mosquito-repellent 612; benzene hexachloride, against

t Lent a kitten town, coal black and blue eyes.

re so much like | son I bought it,

aughing. : . cotton insects; 666 against parasitic ascarid worms, u_shouldn't be | velsicol 1068; and DPE, and DFDT, all chemical } presents,

Pare . yelatives of DDT. By this time I was so impressed by the letters of the alphabet that unconsciously my brush scribbled a, b, ¢, d, etc. 1 ran out of space with ' the letter t. What difference does it make? Most | people know the alphabet, | “Fragmentary remains of man's most ancient

hey make you plied. He tied | o a string and the kitten Ip and left the e was remems- |

* used to bring | kindred, including Meganthropus from Jaya and silly expensive | | Gigantopithecus from China, as well as all known brooches, and | specimens of Pithecanthropus, famous ape-man of n a long, long * Java, were brought together in this country for

' Intensive study.” Uncles Meganthropus, Gigantopitheciis and Pitheeanthropus finally in this country. I was so happy i I painted a dandy femur with a shadow thrown in, Indiana “individuals” in 1946 paid $171196,666.49 lin income taxes. I did not hesitate. With bold L strokes I designed a fat cloud. It dripped mazuma-—— ! gome falling into my lake like drops into a bucket and others hitting the thirsty desert sand. Each drop represents roughly $519,728.32. You can see the drops | don’t last long. The smaller clouds represent other taxes, They

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"CANAMLA"—Spelled backwards means Almanac or "Impressions While Frustrated."

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were just painted helter-skelter, here and there, to make better composition, Did you know the United States produced

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34349,000 pounds of snuff last year? You don't’) chew snuff? That doesn't make any difference—it's |

still a lot of snuff which I duly represented by the |.

two brown piles, Let's get close to home. The Almanac says in| Indiana “The climate is characteristic of the Middle West, warm in summer dnd cold in winter.” derful—wonderful.

Clouds Come Up Fast

WHAT WOULID be better than a batch of nice cirrus clouds for Indiana climate? Nothing. You're | right. Cirrus clouds never formed so fast before. In| about 20 seconds I had a whole sky full of cirrus} clouds. Since “Indiana is predominantly -a manufacturing state, with diversified industries and both large and | small factories,” the cirrus might just as well | represent them, too. i About our next door neighbor, Kentucky, the Almanac in one section said, “The Blue Grass region is composed of heavy loams, clay loams and stony loams, derived from the almost pure Silurian limestone.” Loam—I wanted big piles. Great big piles. Mountains of loam. THAT WAS IT-—mountains of loam. S80, on the horizon you can see mountains of Kentucky loam since they have so much of the stuff. The meandering tracks in the foreground should illustrate to you by now how much material can be found in the 1947 World Almanac. A person probably could meander in ecstasy for weeks with the Alamanac, providing, of course, he had an unlimited supply of art materials. After I painted in the tracks I had some paint left over on my brush. What to do? I made. those vultures you see flyjng around. That didn't use up all the paint since theyre small vultures. I made ripples on the water. That did it. I was at peace.

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By Frederick C. Othman

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WASHINGTON, Feb. 24.—The next blond who pats | my smooth-shaven cheek, I bet, never pats another. | I've got invisible whiskers.

From the Boston manufacturer, by way of the i New York distributor, I have received a jug of beard l banisher, carnation flavored. Barbers and blonds, k take warning. ! Razor blade makers, switch over now to putty I knives. Shaving cream factories, your only chance to | save your corporate skins lies in laundry soap. f Whisker paint, the agent says, is about to start a | tonsorial revolution. This mask for mustaches and shroud for side ' whiskers is a sweet-smelling goo the éolor of sunburned flesh. The directions say rub it well into the f beard. This paints face and whiskers to match and | causes the unshaved ones immediately .to resemble ! freshly barbered natives of Miami. 1 have tried this magnificent preparation and TI 8 regret to report there have been complaints. My bride - says it makes me look like a plump mummy | from an Egyptian tomb. She says she'd rather dance cheek-to-cheek with a freshly painted park bench; | mot so splintery.

Can't Get 'Em Out THE WASH-WOMAN adds that mysterious, peachcolored streaks have appeared on my collars. Scrub as she will, she can’t get 'em out. These are minor matters such as plague every pioneer; people laughed at the Wright brothers too. . Only serious objection I have found to whisker paint ' is that it has no shaving effect on growth. When invisible whiskers have sprouted for a week.

they look peculiar, though pink, like threads of skin hanging from the chin. “Ghastly,” was the word used at my house. The solution is a horse clipper, used once over lightly every Saturday night. I do not know why so many people are interested in improving my appearance, though I did appear once by mistake in a newsreel. That may explain my receipt from the West eoast-of a new kind of dentifrice. Pastes and powders, I guess, are out now. So is

the liquod tooth cleaner that comes in bottles. At! least for me. I take a pill to polish my teeth. | It is about the size of an aspirin tablet. Pop it!

into the mouth, take a small swig of water, and there is a chain reaction which mmkes a sizzling sound | Presto.

Mouth Full of Foam THE MOUTH is crammed with foam. spearmint in taste and lathery in feel. Go to work on this with a | toothbrush and you feel like a billposter trying to paste up a 12-sheet with a mascara brush, When | finally you get rid of the foam you can be dead | certain your teeth are clean. I tried out my new electric tooth brush, presented by still another well-wisher, at the same time. The! brush was buzzing, the pill was foaming, the bristles | were vibrating 1000 times a minute. | Half way through this job a mysterious accident occurred. There was a small blue flash, a slightly odor of smoke from the motor in the handle, and no more buzz. The woman who promised to love, honor and obey took a startled look. “Rabies,” she said. Guess I don’t beat her enough,

HOLLYWOOD, Feb. 24—Have you heard, about “back interest?” It's the latest thing in fashions, Paramount fashjon designer Edith Head tells me. The idea,” Edith t said, is that fashionably dressed ladies should ‘look “exciting” from the rear, too. | “So,” said Edith, “we are dressing up their derrieres with drapes and bows and pleats, A woman has never looked pretty sitting on a bar stool. Now she will.” But there never will be as much “back interest” as Dorothy Lamour displayed the other day on the set of “The Road to Rio.” Edith whipped up a very snappy dress for Dottie. Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, who have their own money invested in this picture, wondered how much it cost. “Oh,” lied Dottie,

ladies,

“about $5000.” For two days Bing and Hope chided her about | the cost of the.gown. Finally Dottie had a scene in which Hope says: “That's a beautiful dress you're wearing.” “Yes,” said Dottie, turning around, tiful?” Hope and Crosby all but collapsed. Pinned to the derriere of Dottie’'s gown were two big photographs—of Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.

Now the Cantor Story

- EDDIE CANTOR'S deal for “The Cantor Story” a8 a movie is just about set.

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wants a young actor to play his role. He basa ranged to have all his profits of the film put into a trust fund for Ida and their daughters. Joan Davis” daughter, 13-year-old Beverly, probably will get the comedy lead in the filmusical, “Hollywood High.” Joan went to the studio with her, | acting as her agent, and told the producer: “She does everything I do—only cheaper.” Marquee sign: “Adam Had Four Sons—Roughly Speaking.” Director Gregory Ratoff’s reaction to a death scene played by Richard Greene's wife, Patricia Medina, in “Moss Rose”: ‘“Bebee, you wahr lookink too beauteeful to be dad-—please try to be a leetle onattractiff on dee bier.”

Anything Can Happen

LATE STARTER in the screwball Academy award |

derby: Freddie Fauna, the greenery man.

Freddie's job is to jransplant trees, bushes and grass into movie sets needing trees, bushes and grass. Because he was in a terrific hurry, Freddy didn’t nail some trees to a sound stage floor. Somebody opened a door, in the middle of a scene, and let in a draft. The trees wobbled and fell. Although the script didn’t. call for an earthquake, the scene was so realistic the story was rewritten to include an earthquake.

By Ruth Millet

their pupils friendliness based on sicentific ins formation.”

its message “make the other fellow feel important”?

interested in babies started inquiring. .about yours? And how everdybody was sure your job must be fascinating, and everybody was 80+ busy. trying to be a good listener that good talk was at a premium?

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NEW YORK school teachers are being given: a special course td help them to “exemplify and teach

I can’t help but worry over the results. Remember back more than 10 years ago when, “How to Win Friends and Influence People” swept the country with

And how suddenly people who weren't in the least

. , T'S ‘THE memory of that brief spell when everybody was trying to make everybody else fel 50 Up N ’ 4 : : . Hy : . i : -

— important that has me worried about this “friendliness based on scientific information.” The honest friendliness of kids is a pretty wonderful quality. And one that, maybe, shouldn't be experimented with. You have to win a kid's friendliness. you've won it—you have something real.

A Horrible Possibility TEACH THE kids friendliness based on scientific information and maybe we'll just get a crop of junior

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friendly. We have enough ot those in the adult world. 80 maybe we'd better leave the kids as they are. They're not always friendly, But they're usually honest in their reactions,

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By¥ Erskine Johnson -

NO REST—When Indiana's busy. Governor Gates has a moment in which to relax the same thing always happens—the telephone rings. On a peak day it's the

| only sure way to get "in

BRIEF INTERLUDE —

governor stops at his office door to chat with Ross Bartley (left), Indiana university public relations head. Ruel Steele, the governor's

executive secretary, relieves phone calls.

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for a "courtesy call."

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the governor of one of his hundreds of

COURTESY CALL — There's no end to the variety of reasons why want to see their governor. These four city officials from Ft. Wayne drop They are Controller ‘Otto ‘Adams, Works Chairman Beams, City Attorney Walter Helmke and Mayor Harry Baals.

ROAD PROBLEMS — Back in the ofice ce aaa a few later the governor goes into a conference on gasoline taxes and highway legislation. Here he talks with Leland Fishback (left} of the . Indiana Petroleum Industries and Todd Stoops, secretary-manager

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THREE-RING CIRCUS — While the governor talks on the phone and visitors congregate outside, the big conference table in the executive office is busy, too. Budgeteer Rep. Ralph Harvey, (R. New Albany), fiscal expert Ross Teckemeyer,

and teachers’ representative teachers’ pay plan.

s Robert Wyatt and Burley Bechdolt here worked out the

ANTEROOM ~ SESSION — With his own: office jammed up, Governor Gates takes care of two more visitors .in his secretary's ‘office. John B. Funk of

Jeffersonville (back to camera), the governor and William Kranz of Jeffersonville talk taxes.

2d Marriage Often Better, |

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CHICAGO, Feb. 24, — A divorcee is likely to make a better wife |

Local Youth Joins

Okinawa University

Robert B., Chevalier, son of Mr. land Mrs. A. B. Chevalier, 3317 Car[roliton ave. has been assigned as Th instructor at Okinawa univer(sity. A graduate of Shortridge high

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than a. girl who never has been married before, a psychiatric social | school and DePauw university, his

| worker said today. Mrs. Francesca Meucci, clinic welfare center, said most persons marriage stand a good chance of being happier the second time they wed than: those who marry once, “The first marriage in such cases Yctually is a training ground |!

That's why, {marriages rarely end in divorce, Not All Romance

they can't always have everything their way, she said.

isn't all romance,” she said. Mrs. Meucci said she had listened to plenty of complaints from dis~

|constant dissension, { But she's heard few. complaints labout second husbands—or ‘second wives, “A woman learps not to expect as much from a second husband, and a second husband is more tolerant,” she said. to complain about.” .

Need Understanding

She said too many young people are looking for something they lack —glamour, beauty, social position or money. They marry the persons who ‘can give them these things without considering what they have to give in return, she said. Most people who get married a] | second time probably think it over 'for a while before taking another leap, she sald. “They figure there is no point in being stung more than once.”

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But many first marriages wouldn't | break up if couples would take their || time in saying “yes,” and learn that|| 7.

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Baptist Pastor Tackles Job Of Christianizing Industry

By REV. DALE D. DUTTON Written for United Press

PROVIDENCE, R. I, Feb, 24—A decided moral uplift would be

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felt throughout the United States if only one of the large industries in .

the nation would establish departments of Christian relations. Think of the possibilities, Suppose indusfry should say to an ordained minister: “Here no more administrative work . . spent raising money . . , we provide all the economic needs . ., . you are free to ‘do as God directs you.” ¢ “To the conscientious clergyman, that is a great release. To go about doing good unhampered by administrative responsibilities is a tremendous opportunity. Under such circumstances, a moral uplifting for the country is bound to result,

Amazed a1 Yen 'I can. As many — When William H. Smith, who 15 ing counsel treasurer and sales manager of the Bristol Manufacturing Co.,, conceived the idea of a department of

Christian relations and brought it to me, my earliest reaction was

. no more of your time

A Baptist minister has resigned his Providence, R. L, pastorate to tackle a job which he believes

and rubber company. Here he describes what he hopes to accomplish.

j tempt such a thing.

{industry would be pure enough in

amazement that industry would at-

It struck me as an amazing ana |courageous venture—to think .that

its motives to create a department of Christian relations without any dictatorial desires on its part. After he proposed the idea; I free to rather fell in line because I felt very keenly the possibilities of the thing. 2 Sincere Motive After resigning as pastor of Central Baptist church, 1 shall 1 port to work at my new post 7. Though I never envisioned t I would work in industry, I my first task will be to set up office and get what assistants find I will require. hy : an

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