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Wayne King will be back with his marshmallow music tonight at 8:30.
Principal melodies heard in tonight's taffy-pull will be by Hoagy Car-!
michael and Cole Porter, the boys who took moon, spoon and June out | of the streels and made a higher-priced commodity out of them. River,” from Hoagy, and Porter's “In the Still of the Night” are good for a light King toot. Nancy Evans will warble one of King’s own, called “Beautiful Love,” while Larry Douglas air-conditions his tonsils on “Kentucky Babe.” Evelyn. Davis. starting in the game when only 3'5 years of age. un
tonight at 7, with the ants being about the only people who know the score. Trouble starts when two picnic sessions with two different sets of girls are arranged in the same afternoon.
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and their excuse for leaving so often and so long is that there is a very important phone call that must be attended to. both live happily ever after because the beans “are never spilled.
ponder over “I'm Gonna Make Believe I've Got Myself a Sweetheart,” which will be followed by “One More Tomorrow.”
ceilings or nuclear fission. the little gal gets around to “Meet Me Tonight in Dreamland,” then |
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Henry and Homer solve he problem by pedaling from one spot to the other now and then, Henry and Homer
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If you plan on “Waitin’ for Clayton” tonight at 6, you'll hear Patti
This will be chased by “Hey Ba Ba Re Bop,” which has something to-do with lower price
Just which, I never can remember. When |
it's mighty close to the shop closin’ period. She's the summer filler for | Lanny Ross. Not that it makes any difference, but just thought rd mention it. |
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tonight at 9:30. He's the hombre what goes west to avenge the death of his father, and gets all involved in the shenannigans of a modern
western town.
Everything is modernized in this up-to-date western
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setting. The cowboys ride their airplanes side saddle, their cap pistols | are powered with atomic energy, and the cattle have gone on a 40-hour | round-up week since they've found what they're bringing at the corner | meat market.
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doesn't -have the money for the rent. the landlord will help them out.
Betty Lou, tonight at 6:30, though, gives it a bit of reverse English.
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decides that there is a house that she wants, so she puts the bee on the
owner by literally scaring him out of house and home.
She has Tommy
Riggs taking off his skin and dancing around in his bones as a skeleton
in the closet of the owner.
Anita Ellis is slated to sing sweetly, and
Don Wilson, a big fat skeleton, will feel self-conscious in reading a commercial about cows.
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detours. in hitting the highway to success, pound out their hyped-up
humor tonight at 7:30. breaks a tooth, some
Tonight, March buys Sweeney a meal, Sweeney March becomes a dentist and Sweeney ends up minus ivory. . o " u " " ”
Orson Welles, genius of stage, pictures and radio, has sent more| publicity writers to nut houses than the stock market. He has a habit |
of changing his drama at the last moment—after releases have been sent
all over the nation by hard-working typewriter pounders. So, we'll just direct your attention to the Mercury Theater tonight at 9, when Orson and his cast will emote for Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.
play with a head on it—one you'll quaff with delight.
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ages on Let's Pretend in the morning loafing atmosphere of 10:05. Fairy
tale is “The Yellow Dwarf” and deals with a queen who cannot give the princess permission to get hitched until she has checked with the Queen of the Underworld. Natch, there's a hitch to the hitch, and the
princess almost has to spend her years with the dwarf who hates people.
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Tomorrow's stars are from “Angel Street,” “Dream Girl” and such recent
does’ it for today.
hits as “Follow the Girls" and a re-incarnation of “Our Town.” That
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ADVOCATES NEED OF CHILD-CARE CENTER
Regulated out-of-school activities during the summer months was advocated by Mrs. Monica B. Owen, national field director of the Play Schools asso-
ciation in New York, at a meeting of Indianapolis women
for children
Columbia club “A great
dropped | Owens said.
shortages,
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attended the
TRAINING OF NURSES | IS NEAR STANDSTILL Z
The Indiana Hospital association reports that enrollment in nurses’
training in Indiana has decreased almost 100 per cent, Dr. Charles W, Myers, association president, said while classes in the government-sponsored cadet system during the war numbered 35 women they now have enroll-
ments of two
yesterday. many
programs,”
“Many factors such as housing job problems and unsettled world conditions point up the need for contipuance and expansion of child-care centers during the post-war period. “These centers meet a permanent need in providing the. right kind | of environment and well-thought | out activities for this generation of |
speaker said.
luncheon.
or three,
in the
communities which had play schools and childcare centers for children of 5 to 13 as a wartime measure their
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Mrs, Owen was sponsored by the Indianapolis section of the National Council of Jewish Women, led by! Mrs. Charles F, Efroymson, president of the social service committee. Approximately 70 representatives of the family and child welfare sec tion of the council of social agencies
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