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A COUPLE OP YOUNG ex-G. I's have been visit-

_ ing the district OPA office here regularly, always in- ' quiring about “service charges.” After an Interview

yesterday, one remarked: “If the OPA doesn’t hurry - up, the paper shortage will be over.” One of our agents thought they might be referring to the volume of forms which they had to sign. But that wasn't it at all. It turned out the two lads want to start a diaper service.- And they'd like to get going right away, before they have to face a lot of competition with paper inner-liners. ,. . Yesterday we noticed a sign in the Wm, H. Block Co.'s Riléy room, spelling the name of the Hoosier writer, “James Whitcom Riley.” Wonder what happened to the “B” in Whitcomb. , . . At this late date, when alarm clocks are again available, we are told about a good summer substitute. Before going to bed, our agent opens his bedreom window and sprinkles sunflower seeds and bird food on the window sill. When the sun comes up finches, sparrows and robins descend on the ledge and fight over the food. The clatter, our agent says, wakes him up every day at almost the same time,

Women Folks Get Together

FOUR GENERATIONS got together and smiled for the birdie the other day. The women folks at the picture-taking included Mrs. Ida May England, of 912}; E. Washington st., who's a great-grandmother; Mrs. Minnie May Williams, a grandmother; Mrs, Margaret Clarissa Gates and her young daughter, Gloria Louise Gates, all of 22 8. Pine st. All their names were written on the back of the picture but the only one of the four who didn’t object to revealing her age was Gloria, who's 21 months old. . , . Another local family had five generations grouped together for a picture taken recently, The group ranging from great-great-grandmother to a baby included Mrs. Maude Beaver and Mrs, Mattie Fausette, both of Noblesville, and Mrs, Neva Sleeth, Mrs. Betty Jane Parkhurst and Terrance Lee Parkhurst, all of 1648 Lexington ave. Their pictures didn’t turn out very well but they looked as though they were having a good time. , . , A man wearing the uniform of an Indianapolis bread firm was hanging on to a couple of loaves of bread very tightly as he shoved his way aboard a crowded trolley yesterday. What struck us as funny is that the bread he carried was not a product of the firm whose uniform he was wearing.

New Angle on ‘Vehicle-Taking’ MRS. MARGARET HOOVER, 3115 Moore ave., had a few bad moments the other day. She was afraid the police were going to pull up to her house any minute to arrest her for vehicle taking. Driving near

WANFRIED, Germany, May 23.—An open car rolled through the countryside. In it were three Russian army officers and myself. We were talking and I had paid little attention to the fact we were passing through a big displaced persons camp, until I heard angry shouts, booing, shrill whistles.

Above us on the hillside several hundred men stood shaking fists at us as they hurled insults. The Russians, I suddenly realized, had turned red, their lips compressed. One turned to me. *“Ukrainfans, so-called,” he explained. “We could stop the car and go up that hill—but we'd get our heads beaten in.” The incident tells a story, one of the strangest in this Burope of seething human emotions. It is a story of generations-old hatreds, of fear brought by traitorous lies, and—yes, by the indisputable fact little nations writhe under the government-through power of large nations here as they do in Africa, in Asia. Grouped in a few displaced persons camps, all in the American zone of occupation, are 18,000 of these Ukrainians, They've fought the Czars intermittently for centuries, and both Poles and Bolsheviks since the par-, tition in 1920. They want a free Ukraine, not a place as one of the United Soviet Socialist Republics.

Baltic States Unhappy

SCATTERED through the American and British zones are 29,000 Estonians, 84,000 Latvians and 55,000 Lithuanians—Balts who feared the Germans less than the Russians, were double-crossed by Hitler and now fear Russian reprisals if and when they return. They'll tell you how Russia, too, failed to keep fer 1939 promises to permit them to retain their governments following the vote to align with Russia in the face of expected German invasion. ! Unhappy little Baltic sea states: First came the Russians, in 1939—then the Germans who drove the Russians off —five years of Nazi occupation—then, instead of the freedom they had hoped for, return of

Aviation

WHETHER THE BIG MEN of the cockpit have come and gone is beside the question, but, with few exceptions, the big men who will make a business out of aviation are not in sight. Time was when the destiny of aviation was in the hands of airmen who knew little or nothing about business. Now it is in the hands of men who know

nothing about the history of aviation, much less its technological background, and who almost universally fail to distinguish between publicity and good business sense. The average human of fairly good judgment seldom poses as an executive of an enterprise with which he is completely unfamiliar. If he does, he is quickly caught up and eliminated. But with aviation it seems to be different. I have yet to meet a businessman experienced in any field who doesn’t seem to know just where aviation is going, what it can and can't do, and what it should be doing.

Hundreds of Millions Invested THERE ARE HUNDREDS of millions of dollars invested in aviation. One would assume it generally would be recognized that aviation must be regarded as a business and handled accordingly. Investment necessitates the earning of a little more than is spent, We lived through such disorganizing influences in 1929 when the dynamic dreamers were buying airports and factories sight unseen all over the United States. Then the collapse—millions lost and we had to start all over again. And now the emotional prairie fire sweeps the land on wings again. Aviation isn’t a business today and

My Day

NEW YORK, Wednesday.—I am sure that every citizen listened with as much interest as I did to Seoretary of State Byrnes’ report to the nation about the Paris conference, It seemed to me a forthright, honest story and, in view of all the elements of the situation, it was less discouraging than I had expected, : 1 was particularly glad to have him say that we still intend to carry out the original agreements and keep Germany from being able to rearm. Some of us have realized that under the surface, ever since those agreements were made, there have been groups of people in both Great Britain and the United States who have not looked upon them with favor, For one thing, certain people have thought that, when all was said and done, we had beaten Germany twice, and perhaps it would be better to have her as

a buffer in central Europe against the spreading out -

of the Soviet Union and its influence over neighbor-

“! ing states, In addition, there are large business inter- -

ests in the international field which tie all nationalties together. / Strange Undercurrent : THIRDLY, since Russia only recently granted freedom of religion within her borders, there has been

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Four generations of women folks, . . . Greatgrandmother Ida May England stands over her three descendants, Mrs. Minnie May Williams, Mrs. Margaret Clarissa Gates and ‘Gloria Gates,

her home she saw a tailor-tot which she thought belonged to her. She dismissed the thought because she remembered leaving it safely at home. A few hours later, as she returned home, she saw the tailortot again and was sure it was her infant's. She couldn't figure out how it got where she found it on Washington between Gray and Dearborn. She decided she'd better get it home. Double parking, she rushed over and picked it up. Just then she noticed several persons on their porches, staring very hard at her, Several hours later she was still wondering if one of them might have taken her license number and reported her to the police. . , . There's a possibility that some airfields in this locality may be used for reserve and National Guard activity, Two officers from the 104th A. A. F. base unit at Mitchell Field, N. Y., Maj. Albert W. Lewis and Capt. Wilbur Walton, came through town yesterday on an inspection tour to check local fields.

the Russians. T am speaking now of the Baltics as these 165,000 Baltic D. P.’s see it. In widely scattered camps are 68,000 Jews of a rather vague “stateless” class, another 90,000 in| camps throughout the British and American zones, and heaven knows how many more listed under various nationalities—Poles, Czechs, Yugoslavs. {

Poles Say They Fear Russia * REMAINING in camps are 482,000 Poles, as many | as have been sent home; and roaming throughout | Europe and Africa are another estimated half mil- | lion. Of all nations, Poland offers the most problems, | has the most internal hatreds, is farthest from na- | tional serenity, There is a story here which says when three Poles meet three political parties are formed. There are, I'm sure, many reasons for the refusal! of a million Poles to go home. But you may be sure | of one fact: Every one of the million will say it's | because he hates and fears Russia—which doesn't add | to efforts for more friendly international relations, but does add to UNRRA food problems. |

fusion in Poland by our feeding and housing them. | plus refusal to send them home if they dont want | to go. This is no attempt to quarrel with those in high places, but Americans in the occupation zones would love to send them all home tomorrow. Following the Ukrainian camp incident I went back to the camp—one of the best kept—without the Russians. : “ The camp leader, an earnest, well-educated patriot whose one thought is a free Ukraine, flatly said he will not go home so long as Ukraine is listed as one of the U. 8. 8. R. “They would not let me call my-| self a Ukrainian,” he said. ~ “They would tell me;} ‘you must be a Russian’.” . { I thought of how difficult it is for people in Ameri- |

‘I'm not an American, I'm a Kansan.” Copyright, 1948, by The Indianapolis Times and The Chicago Daily News, Inc.

By Maj. Al Williams

won't be until it finds or develops the leaders who | know both business and aviation. We cannot seem to get the emotional stain out of | this highly technical enterprise. It got its toehold in| the hectic writing after world war I, which pictured helmeted and goggled airmen alternately as heroes, drinks and generally off=the-beam humans. Then the movies stupidly tried to write drama into an| enterprise which already was crammed with natural drama. Sensation-minded, their heavy hands missed the true drama and, while refusing to kill Tom Mix's| horse in every other reel, never missed busting the | hero's airplane and making a general mess of him.

Mechanics Need Simplification EVERYWHERE ONE LOOKS in the aviation of the moment there is mechanical complexity pleading for simplification. A booklet on ‘lubricants came my desk today specifying 22 greases. for lubricating the moveable parts of an airplane—not the engine, mind you, jusi the moveable parts of an airplane. What aircraft owner is going to buy 22 greases to keep a private airplane in fit condition to fly? Where is the money coming from to fly all of these light planes around the country? Helicopters? Sure, there must be a place for them in the air picture. But that place is still a promise— the fulfillment of which is a long way off because a helicopter is a mighty tricky contraption to fly, much harder than an airplane. Aviation undoubtedly will survive, but apparently many fortunes must first be lost and a very few made before it is generally recognized that flying is a highly technical enterprise involving the investment of money, which must earn a little more than it spends.

{berg, OPA lumber enforcement and acoustic treatment.” chief, predicted OPA will begin to| This last means that not only] “crack”

By Eleanor Roosevelt

considerable feeling against wiping out the strength of a country which, except during the Hitler regime, was considered a religious nation. All these interests added together meant that there was a strong undercurrent against carrying out the original agreements, And yet, twice in 25 years, we have been taken into a world war by Germany,

‘Trieste, Tyrol Situations IT CANNOT be said that, in the last year, Russia has taken any pains to allay the fears of those who have been worried about her spreading power, To be true, she has assured the world repeatedly that her interests lie along the paths of peace, and all of us| know that she feels the loss of her sons and the! devastation of her land. However, it has been easy for | people to say that Russia was relying more and more | on the building up of her own power, and less and less | on the joint power which won the war and which the founders of the United Nations hoped would win the peace, We must get together with Russia, but it must be a two-way matter. - “i * Our congratulations go to Secretary Byrnes for an honest report which ought to make the world situa“tion clearer to the people of this nation,

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Plight of Refugees By Jack Bell|

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IT'S RESTFUL WHERE THE BLIND FISHES SWIM—

THE FOCAL POINT of the weekend for most Indianapolis people is a two and a half mile brick oval that lies -on the edge of a small city named after the famous 500mile race track. Qualification trials for the Memorial Day classic will be the at-

But there are those whd would rather pack up a family lunch and drive. to a state park for a quiet day. One interesting spot that annually attracts thousands from Indiana and other nearby states is Spring Mill state park. » " - THE PARK is near“Mitchell, just off Road 60. The routg from Indianapolis lies over Road 37 through Martinsville, Bloomington and Bedford to Mitchell and then east a few miles on 60 to the park. . The park Is in many ways one of the most historic in the state. Its story began in 1814 when a young naval officer named Samuel Jackson came to the wilderness of southern Indiana seeking a home. Near what is now the city of Mitchell, he built a cabin and a small gristmill,

» ” » IN 1817 he sold the land to Luthbert and Thomas Bullitt of Louisville, two enterprising brothers, In no time there was a bustling community centered around the gristmill,

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Seven years later the land changed hands again. Two Philadelphia brothers, William and

Joseph Montgomery, bought it and after enlarging the community sold the village.

of brothers, and Thomas Hamer. The village grew and_was soon an important stage stop between Louisville and Terre Haute. During the '59s it was a bustling com-

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T0 OFFER MUSICAL

Seniors of the Manual high school girls’ glee club-will present a mu-

ty,” at 8 p. m. tomorrow at the school auditorium. The program

will include folk songs, semi-class-ical and popular numbers.

Helen Norris and Betty Deckard. The committees include: Helen Schwomeyer, Christine Holevas,

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Spring Mill state park . .

In the 1880's George Donaldson, | classes to the cave, passing through an eccentric, bought land adjoin-|the crumbling village. ling. He liked his land in its natural It became so overgrown that it acted as a natural barrier for Started in the 1920's when the late

the declining village.

» Ld ~ JUST BEFORE the death of Mr. Donaldson in his native Glasgow, Scotland in 1897, an unusual dis-|land Cement Co. donated the vilthriving communities, progress in|covery was made in a cave on the| age site.

MANUAL GLEE CLUB Material Shortage Delaying Capitol 'Face Lifting’ Job

WASHINGTON, May 23 (U. P.). officer is going to be faced with —Capitol Architect David Lynn advised congress today that as a result of “present unsettled conditions” and materials shortages it will have to wait until 1947 for its million-dollar facial.

Specialty performers will include| Not only that, he said. With The Russians frankly feel Britain, and to lesser| Gareth Sampson, Rosemary Englert, Prices going up as they are, it prob- | extent the United States, have aided this lack of | Dorothy Ewbank, Imogene Shinkle,|ably will cost a lot more than a

Mr. Lynn made his report to a special senate committee in charge | will turn into soundproof brocaded Mary Ann McCrary, Jo Ann Kinder, Eva of ousting the ugly iron trusses velour. The floors will be of noiseJoyce Nikoll, Laverne Zimmerman, Pa. | that hold up the senate chamber’s | less cork.

y Pederson, Jean | Roempke, Wilma Prather. Buth Bauchle, | 181CY glass skylight.

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uber, Lewis Finch, Joyce | Breithaupt, Caroline Brie:-| yn Kuhner, Mary

e chambers of both the house breaking wooden seats will be reRey, and senate were scheduled for face- placed with soft, noiseless chairs elected president

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Spring Mill Park—Pioneer Village

. the clock is turned back a hundred years where the blind fish swim.

the form of a railroad was put farm by Dr. Carl H. Eigenmann of through southern Indiana, but it| Indiana university, a scientist. did not go through Spring Mill The finish of the railroad in 1850 marked the start of the decline of ming and living in the subterranean

resembling skinned catfish swim-

water. Frequently he took his

» * r THE REBIRTH of the village | Col. Richard Lieber began build{ing a state park system for Indiana. | Lawrence county offered surrounding land to the state and the Port-

marble and flanked with marble columns. Customers to Get Break Up above, where the iron trusses | hang, will be a stainless steel ceiling. Indirect lighting will glow from all over the place. But the best break of all Mr. Lynn is giving to the customers. For four feet the visitors gallery {walls will be marble, then they

| | And those old, creaking, back-

Then, through the inspiration of a young engineer, Denzil Doggett, reconstruction of the old village was begun, It seemed everyone in the state was interested, because relics of pioneer days began pouring in, ¥ » » NOW WITH a faithful, painstaking job done on the project, the state has an authentic pioneer village. in natural surroundings. Houses look just as though the inhabitants had left only a day ago. The rebuilt gristmill turns out yellow and white corn meal that. is sold in small bags to visitors from all over the country.

SEE BREAD BECOMING GROCERY SCARCITY

Further cutbacks in flour supplies will soon make: bread another grocery store scarcity, members of the Indiana Bakers association {agreed today. The bakers, meeting in their 42d annual convention, said the restrictions would provide Hoosier bakers with unusual operating problems. A production and marketing department representative — Clark L.

summer wheat harvest mniight relieve critical supplies of wheat and flour. J Morris Jones,

Pauline Jaynes, Celia Passo and Eleanor liftings this summer, so they would “with especially designed arms.”

Brosend.

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{be ready for the new session of

congress next January. ~ Mr. Lynn WOLMER RITES IN

isaid the job can’t be started now!

UNDER OPA PROBE unt the summer of 1947.

WASHINGTON, May 23 (U. P).|

bread sales, it was learned today.

Worth Waiting For 'erl-| _OPA investigators have begun to| But, he intimated, it's all going wolmer, 621 E. 23d st. a machinist ca to understand. Imagine a Midwesterner Saying check on possible black market to be worth waiting for. The sen- (for the Stewart-Warner Corp. for |ate will get a “thoroughly modern |g years, will be held Saturday at|

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| CHICAGO SATURDAY | Charles P. Ehlers, Indianapolis,

Services and burial for August |

At the same time, Sidney Fein- means of lighting, air-conditioning Chicago. Friends may call at the

the next 30 days. | selves will

ters are being made in large cities |the floor. to determine whether illegal sales

The walls of the chamber proper |sister, Mrs. Hilda Johnson of Chi-

{residence tonight and tomorrow. f Mr. Wolmer, who was 64, died

illegal lumber sales within | gallery visitors but senators them- | yesterday in City hospital. He was| i have a fairly good a member of the Masonic lodge at| Spot OPA checks at bread coun-| chance of hearing what is said on|Chicago.

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are developing out of present short will be given painted wood pan-|cago, and a half-brother, Alfred |

supplies, it was reported.

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THE DOCTOR SAYS: Poor Appetite Warning Sign

By WILLIAM A. O'BRIEN, M. D.

CANCER of the stomach is most disregarded for months,

common in men who previously

{ulcer victim seldom, if ever, devel- |

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|is relieved by vomiting. It differs from ulcer pain in that it does not| X-ray of greater value than in | { possible for him to develop a cancer have any definite relationship to!diagnosis of cancer of the stomach. | the taking of food, 1t may be pres-

{the stomach should not be disre-

Distress (indigestion) consists of |garded, as early operation is the : {a feeling of fullness after eating, [only chance for cure. An X-ray have enjoyed excellent health. An|,r of a gnawing, aching pain which

| examination will pick up the early tones. In no other function is the |

X-ray specialists are constantly

The early symptoms of cancer of ent in the morning after the patient improving in their ability to find

and vague stomach distress. These a meal.

{the stomach are loss of appetite arises, or immediately after he eats cancer early. In doubtful cases, the

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gastrogcope can be used. This is an | instrument which is passed down the esophagus into the stomach for a look at the inside. At the present time, there is only one treatment for growths in the stomach and that is removal by |

and a new opening is made. If patients with cancer of the stomach report before the disease spreads beyond the point of origin, there is an excellent chance of cure.

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normal stomach membrane, as many patients develop polyp humors first. ~ ~ » A PATIENT with pernicious

anemia should be checked at frequent intervals with the X-ray to

ing membrane of his stomach. Even though the blood may be kept | normal, the stomach always lacks acid, and polyps thus have a ten-| dency to form. Those who have been treated for cancer of the stomach by surgical operation should keep in close touch with their physicians afterwards. The purpose of follow-up is to bring to the physician's attention any untoward symtoms which may develop. Cancer of the stomach is the most frequent form of the disease, and the majority start suddenly, Many patients can give the exact date on which the symptoms appeared. -

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surgery, The piece of the stomach ‘| containing the growth is taken out, | Sg

|at yesterday's session. Other officers named were Loren Critchlow, | Terre Haute, vice president; Oscar | Hasse, Indianapolis, treasurer, and

secretary-manager.

PUBLICITY BLAMED FOR PLANT CLOSING

BRAZIL, Ind, May 28 (U, P.).— A Brazil truck assembling plant was closed today and its manager blamed “unfavorable ‘publicity by the national press” for the shutdown which he said idled 150 employees, O. D. Perry, who opened the plant here for the Allied Packing Co. of

examined me today, he'd discover I am flesh and blood no longer, bug a walking package of boiled La bage, Brussels sprouts and caulle flower,

Baker—told the delegates that the

Boiled Cabbage’ By FREDERICK G, OTHMAN Correspondent

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1 have eaten in French, Polish, Chinese, Bulgarian and British res taurants, ranging from Lyons tea shops. to the Savoy and from the oldest pub to the newest dinner club. An authority on dining ous in London is speakihg, and it all adds up to sprouts, If I don't ges home soon, I'll take root, The ceiling price on a meal hers is $1. That sounded reasonable until I tried it. The napkins cost | extra. Flowers on the table can't be looked at unless you pay. If there is a three-plece band, and there usually is, you pay a musie charge, There is, of course, a serve ice fee, and if you don't buy a of wine in the snootier joints waiter in clawhammer coat will manage to dribble gravy on your shirt, (Getting the shirt washed is another story.) ¢

~ » * THE ORCHID CLUB, where the chairs are gold and the band is frantic, socked me $650 for wine and half a small bird called chicken but which I believe was a pi captured in Trafalgar square, Folks can't often eat at Orch or Sandy’s or the Embassy be of fantastic prices, so lets look into a medium high class restaurant such as the red-leather-upholstered grill room in the basement of the Strand Palace. There I only had to pay for the napkins, music and service in order to buy a $1.28 lunch, This consisted of sprouts, a to mato the size of a marble baked whole, a gob of mashed potato and sausage. : There was an item in the papers a while back about a butchet bee ing arrested for putting too much meat in his sausages, My sausage dic not come from him. It had a vague aroma of meat, but I could not tell whether it was made oatmeal, rye, or lead shavings. ~ » ol YOU THINK Tm" exaggerating, I had lunch with a native Lone doner in a celebrated pub called the Cock and he said he long since had quit looking forward to his meals. There is not one grain of rice in London. That poses a problem to the Chinese eateries, but the wily oriental in charge of the Soho's Restaurant Universal has solved it. He pours chop suey (mostly cabe bage) on a mound of boiled barley,

THE PLEASANT LADY operating the Ivy tearoom | at asked if I would like a

until IT bit into it wallpaper paste, : I have tasted no fruit in London. No fresh vegetable salads, reserved for babies and invalids, Coffee is plentiful and not as bad

won't serve it at lunch or dinner, but hoard it for § p. m. when everybody has & cup. I can understand the citisens’ distress. Theirs is the

soothing, rich of flavor, and excel lent for taking a man's mind off sprouts, Only he gels mo tea when he's gulping sprouts and (thank Provie dence) vice versa, ’

Cleveland, said charges that trucks | stored in Terre Haute were being

sold to dealers rather than vet-|

erans caused orders to drop off,

chance to bid. As a result, Perry]

common warning signs are often, WARNING SIGNS of cancer of | said, truck orders dropped dras-

tically. KATE CAMPION, NOTED OPERA SINGER, DIES

We, the Women | Altar Habitues | He said Senator Kenneth Wherry | . Stomach Cancer Is Common zits Might |

Their Spouses By RUTH MILLETT { STAN "LA comedian, ree | cently made his eighth trip to the

| altar with his fourth different bride. The news item that told of his

SAN FRANCISCO, May 23 (U.|latest marital venture didn't give

singer, died in Auckland, New Zealand, today at the age of 62, Radio Australia reported. Miss Campion once was a member of the Carl Rosa Opera company and appeared in leading roles in Covent Garden, London.

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married and remarried his wives. But maybe there is an idea in his | eight marriages to only four differ |ent wives for the increasing nume {ber of men and women who get & | yen to change mates every so often,

. ” ” AFTER, SAY, the third divorce, why not just start over and remarry the former husbands and wives who have grown unintereste ing and have been discarded? Minnie, who was number one, might look pretty good after a few months or years with Susie, num ber two, and Sadie, number three, A husband couldn't possibly re« member much about the faults of number one after coping with the idiosyncrasies of a couple of other women, Besides, by that time all women would surely have come to seem very much the same. .And a man should have become enough of & philosopher by then to say, “Min nie, Susie or Sadie—what d matter? They're all women, all women are hard to get with.”

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