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Inside Indianapolis
THE FIRST PEACETIME Mothers’ day In five
“years yesterday found many homies free of worry
about servicemen sons for the first time in many yeats. But in other homes it served only to remind gold star mothers of their loss. One gold star mother, Mrs. Edna Lee Plowman, lost her marine son, Pvt, Lee E.’ Plowman, on#®Mothers’ “day four years ago. His last Mothers’ day present to her, a picture of himself in uniform, is being used on the cover -of “Little Star,” a song which she wrote in honor of her two sons and dedicated to all gold star mothers. The: last letter she received from her son, whom she'd never seen in uniform, apologized because the picture he'd had made as a present would be late. After his death she was unable to locate the picture and for many months thought it was lost. Finally the photographer wrote to her, wondering why her son hadn't called for the picture since he'd paid for it and beer so anxious to have it rushed. The song she wrote has Become quite popular with war mothers and for use in memorial services, Last month Mrs. Plowman was asked to, autograph 12 copies for the Marine auxiliary unit. If the song should become a success, she'd like to use the proceeds for a memorial fund in honor of Pvt. Plowman. The marine, who was employed at Lieber’'s before he enlisted right after Pearl Harbor, gave his mother another present which she still cherishes. Just before he left Union station with the first group of marinés to leave here he picked up a card off the floor and handed if, to her. The card, an advertisement of a local chiropractor, said “Keep Smiling.” Her other son, Orville Plowman, served in the Italian campaigns and holds the bronze star. : Orchid for Bus Driver, MRS. WILLIAM FLANARY, 355 Congress ave. writes to pin an orchid on an Indianapolis Railways bus driver whom she wants to compliment for his courtesy and thoughtfulness. Coming home late the other night, Mrs, Flanary caught the last feeder bus at 30th and Illinois st. around midnight. She struck up a conversation with the driver and commented that she'd “rather take a beating than walk alone down dark Shriver ave, to 31st st.” When the bus stopped to let her off the bus driver didn't pull away. He waited at the intersection watching her until she had reached 31st st. safely. . . . A customer of the John G. Keller Coal Co., Sherman dr. and 21st st, received a call from. the company the other "day. “Did you order fireplace wood in 1941?” a coal com* pany representative asked. When the bewildered customer thought back and said yes, she had, the representative informed her the wood had arrived and was now available.
Room B-29 for Veterans
WE SUSPECT Butler university
G.I. Joe College
(First of a Series) NEW YORK, May 13.—G. I. Joe has become Joe College, minus the usual collegiate razzle-dazzle, and with a determination make good. He is not the war=torn neurotic some educators earlier expected. He simply wants to buckle down and study to make up for the lost years. And he
of having 1s
to
is making good. A survey among the country reveals that,
universities throughout in every institution reporting, returning veterans are doing better -in the classrooms. than non-veterans, despite the years out of school, cramped housing and financial difficulties. It is too early to get a complete picture of grade averages, but in those schools which have made pre-
major
liminary studies, G. I.’s are definitely . better than non-veteran students. The University of Texas investigated 4648 stu-
2690 non-veterans. with “1” equal Non-veterans
dents. 1958 of them veterans and The veterans made a score of 1.457. to C grades and “2” equal to B grades. scored only 1.233. The University of Chicago found that on graduate levels—students in“ professional schools and candidates for graduate degrees—veterans were doing Bplus work, while non-veterans were averaging about B. On the undergraduate levels veterans were aver
aging “slightly higher” than non-veteran students. Clear of Troubles A SURVEY at Chicago, based on placement
examinations of veterans, revealed that despite the time a man spent in service he returned to college prepared to enter at the level immediately above the last grade completed, and in many Cases, qualified for even higher .placement. : Neither Princeton nor Columbia comparative grade surveys of all servicemen,
completed but in
has
both cases preliminary comparison of grades of men S A UNIFIED program of attack on the rause of
cancer has been launched by the American cancer society with the advice of the “Committee on Growth” of the National Research Council, The attack has been made possible by the allotment { grants totaling $800,000 to investigators in medical schools and.other research institutions. is announced, more than double the amount of money previously available to the nation’s medical schools and non- -governmental - research institutions for research in cancer.
These grants, it
The amount, however, still is too small and the American Cancer ‘society hopes eventually to increase its grants to $3,000,000. The society now is
engaged in raising a fund of $12,000,000 for an allout attack on caneer. The unified program was drawn up by the. committee on growth with the aid of various subcommittees which included 90 of the nation's foremost scientists in fields related to cancer. These subcommittees been studying the program for the past nine months. “The grants just made open the way for a coordinated, nation-wide study of the factors controlling normal and abnormal development of living cells —the basic. problem of cancer,” Eric A. Johnson, chairman of the society's board of*trustees, points out.
Comduct Many Experiments “THIS PROBLEM is being attacked not only In man, but also in animals such as sheep, rabbit, mice and even in Bacteria and other microscopic organisms. The simpler forms of life, together with plants, offer
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HYDE PARK (Sunday).—On Friday In New York I had the pleasure of having Mrs, Gertrude Millin, the well-known writer, husband, a South African judge, for a brief chat. 1 had not seen Mrs. Millin since she was over here long ago, when -she came to see my husband and myself, The years roll by very quickly and it seems hardly possible so many could have passed since .her visit. The Honorable Josephus ‘Daniels also was in New York City on Friday and 1 was very happy to have a chance for a little xisit with hime He is one of the most remarkable men I know of his age. This second world war saw him ready to go back to work on his newspaper just as though he were a young man, and thus he freed his sons to do whatever work seemed to them more essential. 1 got home from the United Nations session around 6 Friday evening and left soon after to drive to Hyde Park. It was breath-taking beautiful the whole way up, . ,
Sces Beautiful View THERE is one place,on the parkway where both The maples still are covered with their little red curling leaves and the green on the willows is the loveliest pale
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Pvt. Lee E. Plowman, . . . This picture was a present. for a Gold Star mother,
its cheek when it set aside one of the | |
rooms in Arthur Jordan Memorial hall as a meeting | place for the university American Legion post. The | room number is B-29. , , . One of our agents saw a peddler pushing a cagt along a downtown street the other morning, leading a dog on a chain as he walked along. He saw the same peddler still pushing a few hours later, The dog, however, had become | tired and jumped up in the wagon, taking it easy | while its master pushed. . Claude A. Small, 836 | N. Parker ave, read about Mrs. E. J. Eden wanting to collect tin cans, both for salvage to provide con- | tainers for shipping foqd overseas and to get money for Little Flower school. According to Mr. Small, the idea is good, but salvaging cans wouldn't provide more food containers. Although .few persons realized it. the real reason for saving cans during the war was to obtain solder, because Japan controlled the sources of solder, he pointed out. |
tongue in
| Rogers Clark memorial gleam white (in the spring sunshine.
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By Marc J. Parsons
'original log church and the ceme-
who had attended the schools before and after their | war service showed them doing distinctly better now. At Columbia, Dean McKnight reported “not a single serviceman was in serious academic difficulty | and this despite the fact a majority had not been in| school for three years, and half had had no previous college work.” Several University of Missouri professors believe | the presence of veterans in the university has raised | the scholastic average of all students. They contend the spirit of rivalry between veterans and non-veterans and the fact the school has a comparative system of grading has forced non-veteran students to extend themselves to keep up.
Veterans Study More BECAUSE veterans are out of the study habit, a university spokesman says, they spend longer hours over their books, end by getting much more out of them. All the universities reported veterans are entering into campus life—but in a different way than nonveterans. Their “rah-rah” days a thing of the past, | veterans are looking for campus activities with a purpose. Jeremiah S. Finch, executive secretary of the] Princeton program for servicemen, reported..G. 1's are resuming “their places in campus activities and | there are clear evidences of an increased seriousness | of purpose and understanding of values of the edu-| cation program, “The war seems to have had a tremendous effect on the personality of the average veteran applying | for a college education,” says James F. Mathias Jr. assistant director of the Yale studies for returning | servicemen. Everyone agrees that G. I. Joe is a good academic | bet.
Tomorrow: G. L students struggle with finances, housing. « |
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By David Dietz
special opportunities to search for cancer clews.. Ex-| periments also are being conducted with living pe grown in the laboratory outside the human body.” One important field of research concerns heredity Although a great deal is known about the inheritance of cancer in mice, very little is known about the part which heredity plays in human cancer, i Funds Given to Universities WHATEVER the part may be, it is very compli-| cated and obscured by numerous other factors. Grants totaling $16,000 have been made to the| University of Minnesota and to Ohio State university for long-term studies ot the factors of human heredity involved. in cancer of the breast, Many students of cancer feel more knowledge is] needed of the chemistry of the living cell. Cancer is the result of changes in the cell so that the normal restraints on-growth are removed and the cell grows without restraint. A grant of $15,000 has been made to Harvard university - for research in cell chemistry. The committee on- growth feels, however, this is only a, beginning and ‘eventually a total. of $150,000! should be made available to a group of universities | for the study of cell chemistry. A special phase that requires study is the role of | chemical substances known' as enzymes, Sostances. which promote chemical reactions in the living cell A total of $28,500 has been made available to a group of universities for study in this field. One of them, the University of Wisconsin, will use a process resembling commercial “quick-freezing,” in an effort to find out why*cancer cells use an abnormal amount of sugar.
By Eleanor Roosevelt
green imaginable. As we got further up to where one can look out from the heights westward over fields, the sun was setting and the sky was a lovely] red. : We had a few guests here Saturday,and in the afternoon I took a vigitor over to see wiltwyck school. Mist and rain were ith us all day. But it was a soft, | soaking rain which any farmer would enjo)
Will Speak at Stadium MY SON. and daughter-in-law came home from | California this afternoon and found the dogwood] around their cottage just as beautiful as I hoped they would, Miss Thompson and I are leaving Hdye Park this morning because I promised to speak at the Lewisohn stadium at a citizens’ meeting this afternoon where] my son, Franklin Jr., is to chairman, of organizations, including the Union for Demo-| cratic Action, organized this meeting and I was made! honorary chairman. Late this afterngon Mr.
and Mrs, Julian Bryant
are going to call for me and give me the great pleas- |
ure of seeing some of the latest movies which Mr. | Bryant has made. I have been hoping to see these for a long time, since he has been doing what I Hewi long wanted to see done—namely, he is using movies!
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MONDAY, MAY 13, 1946 Se ie
CATHEDRAL ON THE WABASH AND [TS GUARDIAN— |
Historic Shri
By EMMA RIVERS MILNER Times Church Editor A TECHNICOLOR motiorr pic--ture one day will tell Ametica of her heritage in Vincennes and the Old Catholic cathedral on the Wabash. This is merely a prediction but it expresses a cherished wish of the Very Rev. Msgr. Paul A. Deery, cathedral pastor. You fully grasp Father Deery’s desire for such a film when he leads you about his church in its 244-year-old parish. The tall, earnest priest, striding over the historic ground, might be one oft he. pioneer woodsmen of whom he speaks with such reverence and interest. u n ” : TO UNDERSTAND in one unforgettable moment how Father Deery thinks all of us should feel about
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Vincennes, just follow this itin[erary: Drive a block or two along the transcontinental highway from the west toward Vincennes, Cross the
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itself a feat of engineering—which at: that point spans the Wabash. Glance to the left midway the bridge and see a bronze statue of the young Abe Lincoln, He passed that way goihg westward over the river to make his home and fortune. n n n
AS YOU LEAVE the bridge, truly an array of landmarks extends before the eye. You may try not to be emational but if probably will be with little success. “Breathes there a man with sou] so dead—" he granite pillars of the George
Within a stone's throw, ranged in solemn row, are the Old Catholic cathedral, the library, the rectory, the restored
tery. If you are so minded, you also can view in the city the former home of William Henry Harrison, former president, which is now a shrine. ” = ” “IN THE tall steeple of the old cathedral,” quoting Father Deery, “still hangs a little bell. 1 was brought from France and served the first log chapel which was built in 1702. The bell called the inhabitants together when the Rev. Fr. Gibault Plaza tore down the British flag and administered to them the oath of allegiance to the continental CONGress. “The bell also announced the surrender of Ft. Sackville and the end of = British domination of the Mississippi valley.” 5 » ”
OIL PAINTINGS brought long
The Old Cathedral at Vincennes
as it appears to the approaching visitor,
THE PROPER name of the Old Cathedral is the St. Francis Xavier Catholic church. It ceased to be, the official cathedral when the seat of the diocese was moved to Indi-| anapolis.
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|of the cross in the Old Cathedral. | Its construction was started in 1826. { Murals in oils, and pictorial stained glass windows, very large and very | old though made in America, also ladorn the walls. The pillars sup-| porting the roof, now painted to stone or concrete, once mighty
Ritter, archbishop of Indianapolis. |
braced Vincennes since 1944.
at which the writer stood when he|
lifted their branches as wrote.
oaks in the nearby forest. Pews worn by the elbows of many | generations praying there and mas- | sive, hand-carved confessional boxes are shown by Father Deery. In the crypt under the church, lies buried the first bishop of Vincennes, the Rt. Rev. Simon Gabriel Brute. and three of his successors.
| ® = = | THE LIBRARY houses the hand- | written records of the parish dating back to 1749. Father Deery| said few commercial houses, however methodical, possess such complete accounts of their proceedings. He hopes to mark ir in 1949 the 200th
The Old Cathedral (center) and the Clark memorial
The reception room of the rectory would make an antique collector's pook, which antedates the printing Oil paintings of the press, made by monks circa 1000 bishops of the diocese adorn it and | A p_ intrigues your interest among ago from Prance mark the stations | also those of the Most Rev. Henry any |J. Grimmelsman, bishop of Evans- gryte brought his books with him ville and the Most Rev. Joseph E.| across the mountains from Balti-
The Evansville diocese has emIn the reception room also &re jg fyrnished him the release he
rocking chairs of a vintage of many needed when dealing with problems | decades ago and a tall carved. desk ,¢ (he raw Hoosier frontier.
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The Very Rev. Msgr. Paul A. Deery, Old Cathedral pastor.
This monument at Vincennes honors the Rev. Francis Rivet, the first “Hoosier schoolmaster.”
anniversary of the beginning of the church records. Arid he is looking forward to a greatly increased number of visitors at the Old Cathedral this summer, now that the | war is over. A hand-printed and illuminated
other treasures. Bishop
more thus furnishing the nucleus of | ure present library. A teacher and scholar by training, no doubt read-
Bishop Simon Brute served as the first bishop of Vincennes.
handicrafts. He might be termed a | forerunne r of the present-day social WHOLE BOOKS of history and| worker. He was succeeded in 1796 { fiction could be’ written about Vin- | by the Rev. Pr, Francis Rivet whom | cennes. Two characters in addition | the present pastor called “the first to Bishop Brute and Father Gi-|Hopgler Schoolmaster.” bault, however, must be mentioned | It pleases Msgr. Deery to describe There was. the Rev. Fr. Benedict! Vincennes as a “three-fold shrine Joseph Flaget, who arrived in Vin- of democracy” with its moriuments cennes in 1792, and devoted Himself to. religion, education and governto the parish teaching mi and ment, :
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20,000 Communistic Rebels Pavasing Luzon Farms
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By SIDNEY B. WHIPPLE Seripps-Howard Staff Writer
[ture prisoners. They burn houses With occupants in MANILA, May 13—Twenty| They levy taxes on every thousand armed rebels calling | of provinces they control. themselves Hukbalahaps are fight- | ing a civil war- today in central Luzon. Almost
move in on the situation, He demands that Taruc order his followers to surrender their arms. purposes| Unless this is done, the national They are | army will fight it out to a finish. |
them have been | Their are openly Communistic.
700 of
believed to be financed by Chinese |The army, being bigger, is sure to | Communists. | win. Luis’ Taruc, their leader, was| The situation dates back to 1935!
elected to the lower house of the | when Taruc, who had been a dis- | legislature this month. He Wwas|ciple of the Socialist leader, Pedro | schooled in Moscow, is a follower | Apad Santos, organized tenant of Stalin. | farmers to fight for land reform. | Taruc's rebels control three prov-| This reform was needed. The which no landowner | enter, even to inspect property. | capable of raising enough crops to! There are daily clashes with heavy casualties between this force and | the small companies of Filipino | military police. The Hukbalahaps
* HANNAH ¢ By WILLIAM A. O'BRIEN, M. D,
UNDER AVERAGE conditions, an adult requires about three quarts of water per day, one quart to drink and two quarts supplied in Normally, it is not necessary 1o keep a record of how much wate is taken each day, as thirst is a reliable guide. Drinking large quantities of water |as a health measure is not recomimended, for it is impossible to flush | poisons from the system with water.
exercise may cause a stomach cramps, and muscle tremors, although salt water does not produce these symptoms, All the chemical reactions of the | Bedy take place in watery solution.
LOCAL MEN ELECTED BY GAS ASSOCIATION
ceiitly at the French Lick conven= | tion of the Indiana.Gas association {included three men from Indian- | apolis t In T. | manager
Burns, assistant general of the Citizens Gas] & Coke utility, was elected vice president of the association, and L. B. Schiess, president of the Indi- | | na Gas & Water Co, and ‘Elliott | | Peobody, sales manager of the Citi- | zens Gas & Coke utdlity, were, Hees ted to directorships,
resident |
President-elect Roxas is going to |
dares | farmer was always in debt and in- |
THE DOCTOR SAYS: Thirst i Reliable Guide
“| Adults Need Plenty of Water dui a =
food. |
| Excessive quantities of fresh water | Spm immediately after strenuous water. headache,
The election of new officers re-|
keep his. own family above the! Gestapo and with firearms seized » starvation level
from supplies passed out by Ameri-
President Quezon’s social reforms | cans. | were “already becoming effective | Today, Tarue and his partner, | when the Jap occupation *hegan.| Casto Alejandrino; move about | Thereupon the Hukbalahapsiopenly in Manila, proclaiming | (meaning - “army to fight Japs”) | Communistic purposes for their [opened a terrorizing campaign. |movement and making “demands” !' They fought Americans and natives, ion ‘the government for reforms { ravaged farms, destroyed crops. The | which already are on the statute Japs failed to control them. Per- pooks. haps hey didn’t try. Le ¢! Taruc demands removal of every er Ie war, the government | on evican soldier from the Philiprequired a 60-40 land split between pines by July 4. He is the only tenant and Jarmer. But the out- political leader hereabouts who [laws “taxed” the farmers’ 29 per desires that | cent, making the farmers worse off Taruc's followers use the Soviet! | than ever, : oy p han salute of the clenched fist. When The Hukbalahaps set up their gions picture appears in news own government, LoHIpiete with reels, Taruc's people rise.
Body temperature is regulatéd by fever is corrected by the]
the amount of water which is evap-
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orated from the skin surface, Water water, ‘If patients cannot absorb! ly is of value in the healing of wounds. water by mouth, it can be injected | ¥. a & into a vein or under the skin. As| THERE 1S a great deal of water young children usually have more in our food, for most vegetables water in their. tissues than do and fruits contain excessive | adults, they show signs of water amounts, Oranges, carrots, peaches loss more quickly in fever, vomit«| and tomatoes are made up of be- ing, and diarrhea Dehydration, |
tween 85 and 95 per cen! water, Milk is 85 per cent water. Many |in fever meats and fish are composed of a| Infected water may total of from 50 to 85 per cent |eases, notgbly those of the intes- | tinal tract (typhoid fever, etc), In
case of doubt concerning the purity |of water, it should be boiled; the resultant flat taste can be elimiDrinking water with meals is not | nated by pouring the water through {likely to do harm, if it is not used |the air from one container to {to wash down partially chewed another . food. ,. Under normal conditions,
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|does not mix with it. Drinking ice water or chilled wa- 3 r.,; ter to relieve thirst is not neces- | A musical tomedy, Pet Parade, lsary,.as all water Is adjusted to| will be presented by the V.E.W. lbody temperature: as it reaches the | Auxiliary Tuesday and Wednesday |stomach. {at 8 p.m, in the Lawrence grade » school, + PART OF the tre water finds Directed hy Miss Ruby Rutherits way out by way of the urine, ford, the cast will include Mrs. buf this does not cause any dam- | Helen B. White, Ross Carpenter, | age to phe kidneys. IT the body | Miss Helen Nay, Robert Carter, Miss needs water .for cooling ‘purposes, | Lois Snyder, Miss Bessie Horton, much of the excess water appears Mrs, Mary Virginia Holzberger, Mrs, as sweat. | Kenneth MecGlothlin, Mrs, Madge
spread dis- |
| Another source of water is the {burning of foods in the body
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.Othman's Travels
Paris to Rome Flight Just a | Bit too Folksy
By FREDERICK C. OTHMAN United Press Staff Correspondent ROME, May 13.—~There was some pretty scenery on the way from Paris to Rome, including some snowclad Alps, ‘but, oh, my poor anatomy, those bucket seats bit fore and aft. Whoever invented same should be forced to spend his purgatory sitting on one in a C-47 bouncing across the landscape, as I did, The trouble was I rode the European air transport system, an aerial Toonerville Trolley line which bats beaten-up C-47's across Europe in all directions and spills’ out passen= gers talking to themselves, It's a cinch they can't talk te anybody else. These planes are so innocent of insulation that ALCOA's brand name is visible a thousand times inside the—haw!—cabin. » » ” NOT THAT I'm blaming the army. It didn't solicit my trade, It took my $94 and it got me safely from Paris to Rome. If I'm’bruised in places I'd prefer not to mention, the army disclaims responsibility. I. think I'd better warn you against this air line. It's just toe doggone folksy for comfort. When I climbed ‘aboard the ans cient plane, still.in its mottled green paint, at Orly airport outside Paris, there was the flight clerk in greasy dungarees-petting a red-eyed-hound tied to the life rafts. The clérk said the purp was a member of the crew, practically, and made the Paris-Rome jump almost daily. The the clerk found the one soft seat and went to sleep, » » »
NINE PASSENGERS, all of whom had plunked down their 94 simoleons except for one lieutenant who rode free but insisted it still was no bargain, stared enviously at the clerk and at the hound which chomped a box lunch on the metal floor, Everybody's fget were freezing from drafts through the door. So we sat in those aptly named buckets and squirmed and suffered and wondered why we were such fools. We couldn't commiserate, of course, because the motors were making too much noise. After a couple of hours of this, most of us rode standing up because it was more comfortable while the dawg, long since ‘untied, nuzzled our cold ankles with his still colder. nose. ~ n - AS I REPORTED earlier, the snow on the Alps was as white as, well, snow. The southern coast of France had some elegant beaches, and the Mediterranean turned out to be as blue as advertised. _ Corsica turned out to be mostly bumps as seen from above, while the box lunch, I regret to report, was no better than it was in Egypt, Iran, India, China and a few other places where I have barely escaped strangulation on army sandwiches, . a » IF IT WERE an smuggler, I know where I'd do my smuggling. Nobody asked me any questions when I loaded my grip of emeralds; coins and stolen art works aboard the plane in France, When I debarked in Italy, I made 'an honest effort to find a customs man, but he seemed to have gone home for lunch. A pretty Italian girl at the information counter thought this was funny. So I took my plunder aboard a bus, and the next thing ‘I knew I was sailing past a series of ancient aqueducts on the way to Rome, I'd appreciate it now if you'd wait until I find a violin on the black market. I know the exact spot where _he played his solo, and I want to do what Nero did.
We, the Women
We Can Get Along Without 'Smellevision'
RUTH MILLETT A SWISS inventor has returned te his own country after an unsucs cessful try at interesting American manufacturers in his brain-child It is a gadget that
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tion pictures and television. And a good thing, too. When mama is offering the famis wieners for the evening meal, she wouldn't welcome the tanta«
lizing odor of steak smothered .in onions coming to her family by way of television.
~ » » AND HUSBANDS wouldn't have a peaceful moment at the movies
fume a heroine was applying with a delicate touch behind her ears and saying, “George, it has been ages since you bought ME any Chanel number 5.” Pity the poor apartment dwell. ers, too, who never get a chance to choose their own smells at have ing to put up with the odor of one neighbor's boiling cabbage, another's burnt roast, etc. They ‘should be able to escape from the realism for a peaceful evening at the movies. » » » AND HOW would a poor highe school kid with only enough money in his pocket for -movie tickets handle the situation if his girl said: “Those hamburgers smell so good they're making me hungry?” The American manufacturers knew what they were doing when. they turned down We don't want our movies to smell, Not, that is, worse than a Jot of them —especially the double-fea-
Loss of water from the body | Raynolds and Miss Mary Spaulding. wale : be :
tured theatrical epics—already do,
