Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 4 August 1945 — Page 7

~ SATURDAY, AUG. 4, 1945 i Inside Indianapolis

EVEN POLICE officers _ haye their fun on the job broken “minnte* He made Just one swing with nis once in awhile, ‘At Alabama and Ohio sts. yesterday Hew! slips pole bh hs 2p Li he 3 25 y e” flew loose from the e and. landed rig morning four of them put on thelr own show. .The ,,’the middle of the gravel pit. Mr. McGuire then squad car was the setting. The “star” sat in the (je his Juck ‘with a cane pole. ‘After some time beck seat, strumming away at 3 guitar and singing he caught about a two-pound catfish. He couldnt “She'll Be ‘Comin’ Round get the hook out of the fish's mouth so he had to Mountain When She Comes.” one cut the line. . ‘When he got into’ his car to of the tront-seat riders held up the go home, there was his lost casting bait on the car mike for a broadcast. The rear seat, . +. When he cut open the catfish, other two couldn't do much from there was a little piece of his line, but no hook. The laughing. . .°. Maybe the police mystery of how the bait got on the seat is solved. department has hidden talent, Another fisherman took it out of the water and put Might try the WLS barn dance, it in the car. But McGuire still can't figure out fellows. . . . Fred Hoke, Demo- what became of the fish hook that the catfish swalcratic member of the state welfare lowed. . Mrs. McGuire caught a half-pound board and president of Holcomb crappie without nearly so much trouble. & Hoke, has a new way of identi-

fying himself. At a meeting of the Scarecrows for Flies county welfare directors this week IF YOU'RE BOTHERED with flies, you might try he introduced various board members. When the this one. Edward Bruck was in Connersville on session was over, one of the county directors asked, business Thursday and noticed pieces of cotton “Well, who in the devil are you?” *Oh, me,” he said, fastened on the front side of several of the screen “I'm Mrs, Fred Hoke's husband.” . . ."Hugh M. John- doors. First he thought they were there to plug holes. son, 51 8, Colorado, once again has faith in people. But then his curiosity got the best of him and he . Thanks to Mr. Bruder of the Simplex Bruder did a little inquiring. He learned the cotton was Motor Parts. After looking everywhere for a missing to keep the pests from landing oh the screen and billfold containing some personal things and $150 flying into the house when the door is opened. The last week, Mr, Johnson went home heavy-hearted and Connersville folks insist it really works. Mr. Bruck soured on life. Then a phone call came from Mr. is going to try it on his own back door. . .. Think Bruder, The billfold had been found and was re- we'll give it a try, too. ... Mrs. Amos Smith is leaving turned. As a reward, Mr. ‘Bruder got his choice of for Texas Monday to see her soldier husband, a the largest bill in the billfold. returned overseas veteran. Wednesday she lost her : EY coin purse somewhere around Illinois and WashingCase of the Missin 9 Hook ton ‘sts. It contained her watch, $40 and some Jungs THIS MAY SOUND fishy to you but Walter change. You can reach her at FR. 1176. iv: UP McGuire claims it's the honest truth, Mr. McGuire, in Anderson the heats getting them down. Leland who's sales manager for the Cinder Block Co. has Etchison of the material control office at~the Delco taken up fishing for a hobby. For two days he Remy plant there wants The Times to print a picture practiced casting in his back yard. His cat would of ‘a real northern blizzard. The gang there wants run after the new artificial broken minnow and to hang it up and get some relief from this heat. bring it back for another throw. Then came the « A big box in the middle of Illinois and Maryland big day. Mr. McGuire and his wife went fishing sts. yesterday about 7:30 a. m. had people guessing. at Eden gravel pit, just north of Greenfield. The

One of our agents tells us it was a desk, probably first thing he took out of the tackle box was the

Learn, or Else— By Ernie Hill

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QUITO, Ecuador.—For 200 years and more, people of them. We are making a whole new ‘strata of ”

have been shaking “their heads over the high illiteracy rate among the backward Indians of Ecuador. Government, school and church officials have bemoaned the situation down through generations. Sixty per cent of Ecuador's population still can neither read nor write, Last year, Ecuador's newspapermen decided it was high time somebody did something other than view with alarm. Three months ‘ago, they succeeded in getting the government to adopt a law giving the country's 2,000,000 illiterates five years to learn the fundamentals of reading and wriling. Political minorities in power “have “shown small The act made it mandatory inclination to spread education about too liberally that everyone between*the ages of 16 and 50 get because new voters might upset the apple cart. to work. Most important, the act made it manda- In few places in South’ America are the everyday tory that every Ecuadorian who was asked to teach evidences of generations of greed and avarice more classes was required to pitch in and help. Stiff fines shocking. Ecuador was liberated from Spain more were provoked for those who refused to learn and than 100 years ago by Simon Bolivar. The country's those who declined to assist. indigents have been looking forward since that time Today undoubtedly, there is more head-scratch- to liberation from the Spanish and Italian families ing and pencil-chewing per capita going on among Who dominate the country. Ecuador's adults than in any other country in the The new program is helping mothers to read world. simple health pamphlets. It is hoped that the inig fant mortality rate will be reduced below the present More 7'/.7n Cultural ; 50 per cent. The coffin shop across the street from THE PROGRAM has other than cultural aspects. the San Juan de Dios hospital on Garcia Moreno ave. Ecuadorian law denies citizenship and voting privi- is forever running out of small sizes. Here, heartleges to illiterates. So the National Union of News- breaking scenes of distress and ignorance are. a daily papermen actually is FARUIacarng citizens in mass occurrence. production. Sensitive President Jose Maria Velasco Ibarra is “Ecuador always has been run by small minority making serious efforts to raise the standards for the | groups,” said Miguel Albornoz, assistant director of Dottom 60 per cent of the population. He is startQuito's newspaper El Comercio and president of the Ng virtually from scratch, and the road to success newsmen's association. “The illiterate majority Will not be smooth. Too much tradition is being can't vote, : overturned. “We are making more than newspaper readers Copyright)

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e Chicago Dany News, “FIREMEN in reverse” would be an excellent title

o . By David Dietz [for the operators of the latest gadget produced by the and made assaults almost

cliffs accorded ideal defensive positions for the Japs hemical Warfare Service.

suicidal. for American inlantrymen. Conferences were held with Col. George Just as firemen lay their extension hoses to pump ,F. Numacht, CWS officer in the Pacific Ocean Area, ater into a burning building, so these fighters put and the designer of the flamethrowing tanks used down hoses to pipe flaming oil in every Pacific operation since the battle for Saipan. nd jellied gasoline into Japanese ‘ Ratan: Goon Guns’ Designed by the experts of the COUPLED with the success of Aainethrowers in WS in the Pacific Ocean Area, the Pacific Ocean Area, has been the equal success of he new weapon was used on Chemical Mortar Battalions which use the famous Dkinawa to pour a searing raih 42-inch mortar, sometimes called the “goon gun,” for | bt fire on Japs who holed up in’ hurling shells containing either white phosphorous or he steep, cave-studded ridges of high explosives. he island. ’ Present production of these shells by the Chemical Previously the Army used port- Warfare Service is now 25 per cent higher than at the ble flamethrowers carried by the corresponding period last year and new mortar batmen who operated them or flame- talions are scheduled for activation as rapidly as rowers mounted on tanks. The possible, hew development consists of an extension hose that One of the best known units in the Pacific is the be used in connection with a flamethrowing tank. Bn Chemical Mortar Battalion which is now on ” awa. Since this battalion arrived overseas it each 500 F eet has seen action on Saipan, Guam, Espiritu Santo, THE HOSE comes in 50-foot sections and up to Ariguar, Pelli, Kerama Retto. Te Shima and Okinawa. 00 feet of hose can be attached to the mechanism on (An atlas will help you follow the battalion’s career.) tank. This mechanism pumps a steady stream of The 42-inch chemical mortars are also used on pil or other material through the hose to the outlet [LCI's or Landing Craft, Infantry, and played an imn at its nozzle. portant part in the action at Lingayen Gulf, Two members of the tank crew handle the nozzle, A report to the CWS states, “Firing at an apooting the tongue of flame into caves and other Jap proximate rate of five rounds per gun per minute, the hideouts, mortars laid down a very effective neutralization Experiments on the new hose were begun immedi- barrage. They covered the beaches for 30 minutes tely after the return of Lt. Gen. Robert C. Richard- preceding the landing and were then walked inland on from the Palau Islands where the .steep coral as our troops approached the shore.”

NEW YORK; Friday —Today 4s the 155th annisary of the coast guard. When the war opened, here were only 23,261 enlisted men and 1741 officers guard motto, “semper paretus,” meaning “always

n this service. Today there are approximately 159,000 ready,” is never forgotten by men not only afloat hen and 13,000 officers. In addition, they have but at their shore stations.

0,000 temporary reservists, includ-" Their unofficial slogan is “You have to go out, pg members of the auxiliary and - but you don't have to come back.” I have often olunteer corps security force, who thought of that motto when watching them launch ye borne Shel) hure of coast their lifeboats from their life-saving stations, in a an a ona a 46 ‘ook ‘Back storm, to rescue people in trouble off shore. | very now and then, I think, on In both the Atlantic and Pacific, some of the ¢ history of our various services.’ coast guard ships have made history. In the Pacific e coast guard was created on * the coast guardsmen gained fame as invaders and, ug. 4, 1790. It was given its “from the opening drive at Guadalcanal to the assault sent name in 1915, when ‘the’ on Okinawa, they have Joined in spearheading atvenue cutter service was merged tacks to wrest island outposts from the enemy. th the life saving service, an Ten thousand Spars have entered the coast zation dating back to 1848. guard service since the beginning of the war, releasing In times of peace, the coast guard's responsibility that number of coast guardsmen for service on cutters cludes such duties as manning life stations, main- and on landing craft taking men to the far shores g the iceberg and weather patrol, supervision ' of the world. merchant marine inspection, serving as aids to Many of the Spars are now serving overseas at vigation, patroling our 40,000 miles. of shore line Hawaiian and Alaskan bases. These girls have proved d protecting our numerous harbors, that there is a place for women™in this service as "At one time the coast guard was under the treasury in other branches of the armed forces, and that when ppartment, but in every ‘war the coast guard has given responsibility they will live up to the tradition t as part of the navy. of thelr service as well as any o the men.

citizenship.” Albornos, a sincere young man with lots of drive, spent 1942 and 1943 in New York City attending Columbia university's school of journalism and working for the United Press and the National Broadcasting Co. To date some 40,000 have both awarded diplomas of graduation and citizenship. The newsmen’s goal is to educate 150,000 in 1945; 200,000 in 1946; 250,000 in 1947; 300,000 in 1948; and the rest by the end © of 19497

Lagged in Education WHILE NEIGHBORING Colombia and Peru have made material progress against illiteracy, Ecuador has continued to lag.

By Eleanor Roosevelt

In every one of our wars this service has borne its full part, often suffering heavy losses. The coast

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13 Billion Post-War Housing Program Seen

WASHINGTON, Aug. 4 (U. P).|it had insured 5,042,000 property ed repairs and improvements. As! 46, fatiolpati u 3500000000 bowel Supotseiint lobe Valued at, 3)-ls00n as Shes i Sanu | e 11 years t will create a num AProveraent program. In the first) oti Vor urged dune 30. | Joba , - Loans’ of the same type “should Foley said FHA has estimated ons are dropped, the Federal prove of great valué as the build- that about $3,000,000,000 will be ng t on improvements during the rst 12 months after a wartime 3 . . agency

encouragement poured into his par-

‘'me -through.”

dncredible” number of ration board

“|other man. She sald Young prom-

CORPORAL JIM LOSES BATTLE, DIES IN SLEEP

Japs Succeed in Killing Him After Three Years but Memory Lives.

PT. WORTH, Tex, Aug. 4 (U.P), ~The Japanese had succeeded

in killing Cpl. Jim Newman. Cpl. Jim, emaciated survivor of the Bataan death march and three years in fllth-ridden Japanese prison camps, died last night in the little white cottage of his parents. He died in his sleep. His father stood near him. His “Mom” was resting in another room when death came to her courageous son. He died a month and a day after he was taken home from an army hospital after physicians had given up hope for his life. “Sheer exhaustion. caused his death,” his physician said. But everyone knew that the Japanese started killing Cpl. Jim— James E. Newman-—on the infamous march of death and made sure of their victim with three years of imprisonment in their disease-filled prison camps. ° Asthma was the latest complica~tion to strike his wracked body suffering from tuberculosis of the lungs, throat and stomach, and beri-beri.

Prayed For His Recovery

His death came as a shock to his amily. His daily, brave grin had encouraged them to hope that the 26-year-old hero might recover. “God wanted him and took him,” Marie, a sister said. “It's hard to believe that he's gone. hard-to keep him alive and get him well.” The memory of Cpl. Jim will re. main alive, however, with thousands of American fighting men: and civilians. Thousands of letters of

ents’ home during his fight to live Funeral services will be- held Monday at 4 p.m. Two at-the Riverside Assembly of God church and a military burial was arranged for the Garden of Memories Memorial Park. At times Cpl. Jim seemed on the road to licking the diseases. “It's Mom’s good cooking,” he would say. “That's what will pull

But after each sprightly day there would be painful nights when morphine had to be used to ease the torture. “The lord is still with us,” his brown-eyed, bustling mother would say, “the Lord will see him “rough the rest of the way.” Mrs. Newman's prayers were joined by countless thousands. They all cheered his gallant fight against overwhelming odds. Returned a Skeleton Cpl. Jim was a husky six-foot-two, 170-pound athlete when he joined the army in 1938. He was a skeleton of 92 pounds when they flew him home from Bruns general hospital at Santa Fe, {N. M. The army doctors had tried for five months to cure him. They sald -it just couldn't be done. Jim had only a few days to live, they said. The “few days” stretched into weeks and then the Newman family was given renewed hope when Dr F. BE. Harrison began. treatment with guiamercol, a new drug. Harrison said two more weeks would tell the tale—whether Cpl. Jim would have something more than just will power on his side. That last goal was too much. When Newman was rescued from his Philippine prison by American Rangers, they thought he would never live to return home. But he came back, and when they carried him into his parents’ house on a stretcher last month, Cpl. Jim forced himself up on one elbow and smiled at the crowd gathered to welcome him. He had a battered civilian hat set jauntily on his head. His smile was a little tight, but it was there. That's when “Mom” said she was sure that she and her husband, with «the help of God,” would bring Jim back to health,

REBEKAHS TO MEET

Temple Rebekah lodge,” 591, will meet at 8 p. m. Monday at 512 N, Illinois st. Mrs. Will Bernhart,

THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES . “Mound Builders Terple in New State Park Ares

today after more than three years|¢

We all tried and prayed so

OPA APPROVES. HIKE

Post holes shown here dot the pattern of

All that remains of an ancient, temple, 91x44 feet, is outlined here on Temple mound, second largest of the Angel mounds in the area which is slated for for mal acceptance by the Indiana conservation department Aug. 7 as a new state park. The park, offered by the Indiana Historical society, will occupy 450 acres on the Ohio river near Evansville,

‘exca vations which once formed the village floor of an Indian community which inhabited the Angel mounds. Conservation officials plan to restore as much of the mounds village as is possible,

IN SOFT COAL PRICE

A 4-cents-a-ton boost in the soft coal ceiling price has been authorized by OPA. The increase will eventually be paid by the consumer, Harry A. Rogers, executive secretary of the Indianapolis Coal Merchants association, said today. He said that henceforth soft coal will cost dealers $2 more per carload as it comes from the mines. Today's OPA action is in addition to other coal price ceiling hikes allowed producers on May 1, when prices jumped from nine to 26 cents a ton, depending on the type of coal. "Mr. Rogers said some types cost as much as 50 cents a ton more now than they did in- 1942. He said dealers here expected issuance soon of a special OPA order permitting them to add the recent four-cent increase to the consumer price.

DISABLED OFFICERS SHARE EXEMPTION

Attorney General James A. Emmert ruled today that an officer retired for physical disability is) eligible for the same property tax| exemptions as an enlisted man so discharged. Emmert declared that an officer with 10 to 90 per cent disability was entitled to $1000 exemption on taxable property up to $5000, For total disability the exemption was set at $2000.

ACTRESS DROPS SUIT AGAINST HOOSIER

Film . star June Knight asked through her attorneys today the dismissal of a suit in federal: court here to recover $6500 in personal property from Arthur Cameron, wealthy Evansville, Ind., oilman, her former husband. Federal Judge Robert Baltzell took the case under advisement last May after presentation of testi-

noble grand, will preside.

mony.

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 4 (U, P).— Investigation of the “love theft” slaying of Harold T. (Dee) Young uncovered activities of a safe-crack-

ing gang. The gang boasted of an “almost

robberies over the nation, said today. Sherifl’s deputies said that Young | was really William Douglas Owens, 31-year-old convicted safecracker. Owens, a wildcat bus driver, was accused as the master mind of the ring. Three suspected ringleaders were arrested after Young's death. Young was fatally wounded a week ago by Leon Benon, 17, when

police

she meant to leave’ him for the

ised to give her expensive clothing and a convertible automobile. Elmer Mays, 25, Henry Winfrey, , and Charles James Brewer, 25,

|1s' gearing itself to help make that

his wife, Lois, also 17, announced |

'Love Theft Slaying Linked To Ring of Safe-Crackers

offices extending from the Pacific coast east through Missouri, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Texas. The suspects boasted that they and their fellows robbed every ration board in the states of Utah, Kansas, Oregon and Arizona. They said they had robbed all ration offices in Los Angeles, Dallas, Tulsa, Okla, and

| Kansas City, Mo. as well as some]

between Los Angeles and San Francisco. A Kansas City bookmaker also was robbed of $15,000, the officers

| said they were told.

Police. said they learned that Benon also was a member of the, gang and peddled stolen ration coupons. Young . reportedly got $100,000 from the burglaries in the last two years. Investigators identified him as an expert safecracker who controlled the three men held and others still hunted. Young's widow and a secret witness told deputies that members of the ring often stole from each other and hinted that there was more to Young's murder than rivairy over ections of youthful Mrs.

No charges were filed against Benon in the ration board theft in-

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MONARCHY. NEAR?

Royal Rule Som | Coming for Spa

In a Posed . By RALPH FORTE

MADRID, Aug.’ 4.—Informed observers believed today that the denunciation of Generalissimo Francisco Franco by the Big Three in the Potsdam communi= que might result in a rapid restoration of the Spanish mon=archy. : These observers said that a new military government might seize power, “honorably retire” Franco, and put a king on the throne—possibly before Sept. 30. 8 s »

IT. WAS understood that Franco—vacationing on his summer estate in Galicila—was especially anxious to examine the full official text of the communique. Unconfirmed rumors said the

{tion for all Hoosier navy returnees,

United Press Staff Correspondent

| new plan the navy pays transporta-

= (RECEIVING STATION FOR NAVY OPENED

The navy recruiting office in the {Federal building has been designated as a temporary receiving sta-

{the navy announced today. ‘This will enable Indiana sailors {to be home longer during leave, {because the time spent traveling {back to the east or west coast fer ‘reassignment will be eliminated. | The new ruling also will relieve | transportation facilities and will | save the veteran money. Under the

tion’ expenses to the receiving station, which will be relatively near the sailor's home. ;

‘CLOWN BALL GAME IS ON GROTTO CARD

A clown baseball game will headline the Sahara Grotto charity program at 7:30 p. m. Tuesday, preceding the Indianapolis-Minne-apolis game in Victory field. The Marion County Society for

government was planning to issue an official statement replying to

| the communique.

Potsdam text and they sold lixa

attempted to understand what had happened. Bn

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IF ALLIED sanctions come, it was thought that Franco might do his utmost to warm up Spaniards to the idea of tightening their belts and sticking it out, Some observers pointed out tha} even anti-Fascists supported Mussolini in his Ethiopian campaign | when Italy was hit by sanctions. The majority of responsible | Spaniards asked themselves: “Do | London and Washington mean business? Are they out to get | Franco?” » ” : MOST Spaniards confessed they found the allies’ attitude, especially that of the United States, extremely baffling, On the one hand were such startling developments as the Potsdam denunciation. ‘Yet on the other, American gasoline: and cotton, or British coal and Argentine wheat, continue to pour into the country, they said. These observers were convinced that if Churchill had remained at Potsdam “Stalin would have never gotten away with it.” They considered Moscow as the guiding hand in the slap at Franco.

CHAPLAIN TO TELL OF REHABILITATION

Chaplain David D. Donohoo, of Billings General hospital at Pt. Harrison, will discuss the rehabilitation work which is being done for returning soldiers, at the luncheon meeting of the Junior Chamber of Commerce Wednesday at the Hotel Washington.

blind par golf tournament will be played from 10 a. m. to 2 p. m. Tuesday at Speedway golf course. a buffet dinner. will be served at 6:30 p. m.

EMPLOXEES TO PICNIC

Central State hospital will “hold their 40th annual reunion tomorrow at Brookside -park at 2 p, m ‘Andrew Heller, president, and Mrs.

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Newspapers published the full |

hot cakes as anxious Spaniards |

The Junior Chamber's annual|’

Present and former employees of |

Donley, secretary, are in

{the Crippled will receive the pro-| {ceeds of the evening. Other features include the Sa|hara Grotto champion band, drum (corps, drill team, glee club, cast, revelers, and American Legion post in military maneuvers.

‘MORE INDIANAPOLIS MEN DUE TOMORROW

Times Special NEW YORK, Aug. 4—The follow{ing Indianapolis soldiers are due to larrive in New York tomorrow {aboard the Santa Margarita and the Indiana Victory: Cpl. Alden Jacobs, R.R. 10, Box 130; Sgt. Theodore Slider, 2211 Sta- | tion st.; Capt. Alfred C. Dowd, 121 (E. Maple rd.; Lt. William J. Dough erty and Sgt. Roy J. Knapp, 958 | Congress ave.

'52 ON TROLLEY ESCAPE

«An automobile and a trackless trolley collided at Massachusetts and College aves. today. There were 52 people aboard the | wolley, none of whom were seriously hurt,

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‘Tale of To. ‘ Firms With WLB Trouble

By FRED Ww. PERKINS Seripps-Howard Staff Writeg WASHINGTON, Aug. 4.—A tale of two companies: Ons wants to be seized by the feds. eral government; the other says further seizure of its plants would violate everything funda=

* mental.

The firm that invites seizure is the Monsanto Chemical Co. of St. Louis, which has wired President Truman that it cannot control the A. F. of L. union its big plant "at Monssilo Ill, and “we respectfully request. you to take over this plant in the ~ name of the U. S. government in order to bring about the immediate resumption of work on materials which the armed forces are calling on us to fure nish.” The company that objects to seizure is a familiar figure in this field, Montgomery Ward & Co., which is still bucking orders of the war labor board. The groundwork has been laid for more Montgomery Ward seizures, but in the Monsanto case the groundwork hasn't even been

_ started.

® = % ACCORDING to the U. 8. cone ciliation service, the Monsanto dispute, throwing 1200 persons out of employment, is jurisdictional between two American Federa« tion of Labor unions. They are the A. F. of IL. Chemical Work« ers, with a contract in thé Mone santo plant, and the Plumbers and Steamfitters, claiming that men under plumber jurisdiction. have been unionized under the Chemical Workers. The Monsanto dispute is still in the conciliation service machinery. It has net beeen certi-

‘fied by the secretary of labor te

the war labor board, which usually is a prelude to seizure in: cases -affecting war production. has not been shifted to WLB, according to official statements, is that local officers of the contending unions have promised to lay their squabble before the A. F. of L, executive council Monday in Chie

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s st ‘ IN THE Montgomery Ward case John A. Barr, company attorney, said in a WLB hearing that the WLB’s “bias and prejue dicé and its disrespect for prin ciples of fairness and law have been too thoroughly demonstrate ed during the last three years for anyone to suspect it could now approach these issues with an open mind.” Mr. Barr charged the war labor board has “avoided any court review of its orders, but instead, the board has acted outside the law and has attemped to effect compliance by hypocrisy and deceitful propaganda.” Whereupon the war labor board referred the Montgomery Ward cases to the director of economies stabilization. This is the usual procedure in Montgomery Ward and other cases preceding gove ernment seizures.

We, the Wom 13 Casualties Gone, but Are Never Missed

By RUTH MILLETT

BY THE way, whatever became of: Hostesses whose guests inva riably wound up with indigestion because second and third helpings were urged on them with such persistence? Articles that used to tell us how to spend our leisure time? The persons who smoked only a particular brand of cigarets? Renters who made the landlord ree decorate before they moved inte’ a house or apartment? . "= ARTICLES that urged a yearly separation of husband and wife, via the separate vacation plan? The servant problem? The fast talking salesman who tried to shame you into buying his brand of vacuum cleaner by showing you how much dirt he could get out of your carefully cared-for carpet? (He used to dump the dirt in a little round pile on the middle of the Tug, remember?) Steak _frys? » = =» \ THE DOGS whose owners “bragged they were finicky eaters, and had to have their hamburger cooked just so? The man who raised cain if his shirts weren't done exactly right? The folks who used fo get on trains with six or eight pieces of luggage? The dear little dressmaker whe charged “practically and the second-hand fumiture