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DEAR JANE JORDAN-—I have been engaged five times and never married. I have had eight diamonds from these men. .It always has been they who have broken off the engagement. What is wrong with me, I'd like to know. I'am 30 years old, more
popular with men than women.
I can mingle in any crowd or keep
up & conversation on any current event. I am well educated and
financially independent. The first night with a new acquaintance goes over big. U
he proposes marriage right off the bat. Within a short time these: proposals and my friendship are forgotten.
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sweetheart when I only want one. I thought I was shrewd and intel-
ligent around men but now feel as if I were the most ignorant female because of all the men I knew I couldn't pyove myself valuable to
any.
Can you help me, or do I need a psychiatrist to see where I Have much of ¥ roory Whiav showé 1 abv slipped? ee NOR : oa. Answer: Certainly can do you more good than k can. All I can do is guess. Have you ever heard of the will to fail? You (think you want to marry, but actually you do not or you wouldn have been on the losing end of the, line five times without having the slightest idea how you drove each
man away.
When men propose to you at first "sight, do you accept before you know whether you're suited to each | m other or not? If so your judgment is at fault. You don't wait for a deep relationship, but grasp at anything you can get, based on nothing but a passing physica] attraction seldom develop |
into marriages.
Perhaps you're too possessive and the frightened man sees a life of| slavery —ahead. The most loving|
the engagement to develop into marriage, surely you'd be able to adjust yourself to the man more successfully. Could it be that it's more “fun to win him than to keep him? : DEAR JANE JORDAN—I've been going with a girl for two years. She says she loves me deeply but every time F-am not around she runs out
“with: someone elses Thepdhel-tell ‘ime all about it and how the guy
treats her and how I don't treat her that way. She always says she'll stop running around but never does. I told her she'd have to before we are
{married and she says she probably
will stop then, I never sigp out on her and I've told her I think too much of her to kiss angther girl. Am I being too
D. P: . ” ” n Answer—You sound as if you'd be easy to hen-peck. Why don't you try. kissing another girl? © You
‘might Hke it a lot. If you're both {very young it's a good idea for both it to go with others before you settle
down to a two-some. - JANE JORDAN.
TOWNSEND CLUBS TO MEET SUNDAY
The series of Sunday mass meetgs conducted by the district council of the Indiana Townsend Plan clubs will be resumed at 2 p. m. tomorrow at Painters’ hall, 29%
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LODGE TO MEET Southeastern. Rebekah lodge 749
women often try to- enslave. their will meet at 2 p. m. tomorrow to men and swallow their lives whole sign and vote on applications for
without leaving them a single out-
side interest.
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ing for affection.
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