Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 15 January 1941 — Page 7

AUTOCADE TO VISIT MEXICO IN SUMMER

WASHINGTON, Jan. 15 (U. P.).— Arthur Dunn, writer and lawyer of New York, is helping. organize a projected autocade to. Mexico this spring. He recently conferred with Federal and Mexican Embassy officials on the project. As representative of “All Amer» can Civilian Council for Economic Defense,” Mr. Dunn believes the United States public can contribute towards improving the economic situation of the Latin American republics by traveling there.

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* PARK SCHOOL, given a place at our table at the request of a determined young man named Mike Keene, proves itself worthy of the spot by going immediately to

the head of the same table.

The Prepsters have won four and lost one for a mark bf .800, while averaging exactly nine points Hore a game than their opponents. . Shortridge, with a record of 7 and 2 and a percentage of .783, hangs on to second place, and Sacred He art, seven times a victor in 10 starts, is in third place with a .700 mark, The Blue Devils, who have th: best offensive average (33.44), also win their games by good margins (5.22) while Sacred Heart is right on the North Siders’ heels with an offensive average of 32.7 and an average difference of 4.8 Park has shown itself to be the stingiest of the city’s lot, allowing its opponents only 21.6 points a game, Here's how things stand around

town: Op. Pts Per Game 21.6 28.22 27.9 26.38 25.5 27.11 27 30.7 32.3 - 32.29 1

Claude Rains, stage and screen star, will play tHe role of Thomas Cooper, who risked martyrdom to defend free speech and a free press, on tonight's Cavalcade program, WLW, 6:30. “As a Man Thinketh” is the title ; of this dramatization and it tells the story|ld of Cooper tory lie began his career as an organizer|} of the French! revolution. Com- |} ing to America he attacked the A d ministration of John Adams so bitterly in the press that he was almost lynched and brought into court was given a heavy sentence. Finally, completely vindicated, he ended his days as president of Columbia College in South Caro-| 2: lina. :

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Washington Lea 4 Yep, Don’s His Name Now we know who put the Clawson the Wildcats. Just a Memory Two giant-killers of another, day|B popped into last night's scores and couldn’t be overlooked in the small list. There was Hazleton, virtually an uninvited guest to the ’33 state

tournament, 38-21 victor over Pa-|g And then there bumper-offer of Ff. |&

toka last night. was Ossian, Wayne South Side in 1938 and 42-32 winner over Lancaster last night.

Washington’s Hatchets chopped down Jasper, 28-26, in an overtime, for their ninth victory in 10 games, | and Lebanon dismissed the Case] with a 37-31 victory over Frankfort. |

Boom Town

WITH DUPONT and Uncle Sam moving in ‘and causing such a stir with their new powder plant, no one has had much time to think about basketball at Charlestown. But Charlestown High School i playing basketball—and right smart basketball. too. In 10 games the Powderville boys have won 10 and boast victories over such teams as Silver Creek (28-25), Manual of Louisville (39-27), Male of Louisville (30-27), Henryville

twice (40-35 and 30-26) and Austin|

(34-24). Ray Gladden, former Tech and Butler student, is in the middle of his first season as coach at Charlestown and is pretty confident his boys can win the Clark County tournament this week and maybe even Jeffersonville sectional, where one always has to contend

with toughies like Jeff, New Albany!

“Well, there | are five good big boys and one good | That's about all a fel-

and Silver Creek. What's Gladden got.

little one. low could ask.”

With the thousands of workers

that have come to Charlestown has come some capable basketball material, too. Ray isn’t employing any of the newcomers yet and he has fears they may pick up and walk out with - their folks when construction is completed this spring.

A Few Figures .

This is the age of statistics, and we like to keep in style, so we ‘asked the walking comptometer that is cour companion to fill a couple of sheets of paper with figures on the Indiana-Northwestern game. The whole point of the procedure was to determine from which side of the floor each team was more effective. The digits revealed that Indiana was best when firing from the right of the basket, hitting 14 of 38 shots attempted, while the Wildcats, although not the Hoosiers’ equal from any angle, showed more accuracy from the left side of the -floor, connecting on seven of 33. Herman Schaefer was the only member of the Fireball Five to do better from the left than from the right, while Don Clawson and John Welsh went against the North-

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Cage Scores

STATE CoLtRe ES

auw, 28; Wabash, araiso, 44; A neon, 40. 3 Central, 81; Hangver, £ nderson, jrand Ra ids, 45; Tei: ‘Sybte. ja. iakland City, 45: Rose Rose Poly, 38.

HIGH SCHOOLS

Gary Tolleston, 29; Emerson, Cary Horace Mann, 29; villp, 26. Lebanon, 3%; Frankfort, 31, ton 54; JDeoatut, 34. Mary's 3 Sa

21. Crawfords-

jfiddletown, 33; ashington, 28 Hazelton, 38; Patoka, Greenfield, 38; Noblesville, 33. Ossian, 42; Lancaster, 32. Woodburn, 49: Hoagland, 41, Rensselaer, 39: Broo

OTHER COLLEGES

South Carolina, 49; Davidson, 27 pi Fianklin-Marshall, 33; Albright. 22. Bucknell, 59; Lebanon Valley. 6. Lovela (Baltimore), 59: Western Mary-

. 36 (overtime).

dl Washin ton and Lee, William" and Mary, 44; Hampden-Syd-rie

lag 59; Maryland, 41.

i uesne, 24; Marquetfe, Cdlby, 44; University of Maine, 5 Ohio North 54; A tetibers. 43. Achland, 46; Heideibe ua kmguy gp Bowlin, Green, 5. fn ate, 3 g2onselair Fa 3% Wewark eath-

| 23. se Peter, 73: Paterson, 33. Providence, a4; Springfield,

Va. 56; Bethan 46. pst ‘Virginia Wesleyan.

St! 1 Francis, 46; Catholic fy ashington (Maryland), 403

tins, Hilistale,

32. Adri 51; 38 rence Tech Asisanbtion, 34. Ambrose, 36.

ibuque U., hy - e, 32: Cornell College, 20. : A Torest, 4b. 69; Clemson, 49

' North Carolina, 66 Vin erbilt 42: University of South, 28. Mis-

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Guorge Washington, Stor is ‘Tech, 60; Universily of siss Ma ‘hbattan, 49; Rider, 30. York, 40; Hastings, 26. Milwaukee . Souther 45; Norbert, Ba ern Seiko t, 20, Hu College, 35. We , 14; Hardin Simons, 40, ; St. Mary’s (Minn.), 54; Gustavus Adolaus, BA of gDoIaware 43; Pennsylgar 3 0 lenber Vist; 48, Joseph's tbhiladeiphin) 60;

avian, earney (Neb.), 46: Midland, 40. po ane, 53; Nebr rasks Wesleyan, 31, ope, 5i; Olive Monmouth, 38; ho 31. ; Tiitnots State Normal, 52; lege, 23. Lx rgetow n,

58: Cent sas Wesleyan, 9; “Belhel, 32. Driry, 39; Central ( Springfield (Mo.) Tea chers, 41; Mise gouri; School Hy Min San Jose State, 46; College of ! Pacitl 8, 24.

Roche's New One Slams Schnable

Ray Villmer and Hans Schnable can extend their sympathies to each other, for both have been victinis of Dorve Roche’s leg split in| the Armory wrestling ring. Last week it was Villmer; lasi night it was Schnable. Roche, s 222-pounder “from Decatur, Ill flopped Schnable, a 235-pounder from Milwaukee, in six minutes and again in 14 minutes. Both times he used the leg split, which he receatly developed. Billy "Thom, 179, Bloomington, used | a stepover toe hold to floor “The; Great” Mephisto in 26 minutes. | Thom substituted for “Lord” Lansdowne, who was delayed in Ohio by bad weather. In the other bout | Louis Thesz, 235, &t. Louis, used jan airplane spin and press to best Jack Kennedy, 225, Dallas, in 20 minutes.

Freshmen Frolic Tech, Washington and Cathedral

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man (basketball games. Tech defeata¢l Shortridge, 14-8, while Cathedral edged Howe, 22-21. (eell Vittith’'s sudden death flald goal brought Washington a 12-10 overtime Victory over Manual.’

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the Greyhounds’ 81-45 victory over Hanover last night. rae Lee Perry of Indians Central, following in, and Kohlmeir of Han-

Tlie ball hangs monientarily in the nets after an accurate under-the-bzsket shot by Indizna Central's Ray Bloomingdale (in dark suit The! goal was one of quite a few tossed in during

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Rens Next Home Foe, for Kautskys

Indianapolis Kautskys will renew their hime schedule Monday night at Butlér Fieldhouse witli the New York Renaissance five as| their opponents: | The Fens, with a lineup) that has been reyamped since their appearance hire last season, lave been consisteiitly in the winning column in their annual barmstorining tour of the country. The Kautskys, winners over the Oshkosh i All-Stars here Monday night, dropped a 40-33 decision to the same team last night at Muncie. |

Baskztball

The Girls state A. A. U. tournament, originally scheduled jo be held at the ljoblesville Armory, will be staged Fib. 7, 8 and 9 at the Hoosier Athletic Club. Entries will be received b7 Everett Babb, | 209 W. Washington St., until Jar. 25.

Gym: i 7:30—Eal tern Coal vs. Drikold. 8:30—Allison Assemblers vs. Trimble Oil. 9:30—Liear’'s Tavern vs. DeGcelyer Print. ers.

Last night’s results at Pennsy: FP. R. Mullory, 36; Eli Lilly, 29. G. J. Muyer, 39; I. D. Adams, 28. Monarch Steel, 55; Beveridge Paper, 32.

Tonight's schedule at the Pennsy LP

Bowling

The Number One man among the 1

city’s bowlers today is Fred Schmitt of the Hoosier A. C. league. He turned in a 732 at the Fox-Hunt alleys last night. Other high scoring keglers were: Gene White, Pritchett Recreation Ed Schott, City Don Black, Pritchett Recreation Gib Smith, City Frank Komlane, Pritchett Recreation., Joe Fuleon, Westside Classico ..... wes R. Buley, City C. Koch, City or R. Threm, Pritchett Recreation ...... Holman, Westside Classic ....... . Bill Berger, City . J. Mencin, City y

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Many historians credit Cooper’s brave fight with assuring Americans for all time of the precious heritage of free speech and a free press. Don Voorhees will conduct an original score especially written for this presentation.

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America’s Town. Meeting of the Air has made a quick shift in its program in order to present a debate tomorrow night on the President’s lend-lease program. Debaters will be Gen. Hugh Johnson and Dr. Frank Kingdon, chairman of the New York Chapter of the Committee to Defend America by Aiding the Allies. The program will be heard over WENR at 8:35. Originally scheduled had been a debate on “What Does Labor Owe the Defense Program?”

Jane Strohm, Shortridge senior, is to be one of the three Midwestern high school pupils whose names are to be added to the “Citizens of Tomorrow” Roll of Honor next Tuesday on WGN, Chicago, at 4:30 p. m. The program is dedicated to the youth of America. Each, Tuesday 600 pupils of a high school in the Chicago area are guests of WGN and the program is built around the history and achievement of that school. The other two additions to the Roll of Honor are Donald Vaile, Dixon, Ill, and Wallace McLain of

s |Hillsdale, Mich.

Jane is vice president of her class and an honor student. She is a leader in the Girl Scout move-

a5 ment and prominent in the history and press clubs at Shortridge. 1

“Let's Be True Americans,” a

Benjamin of New York, is tp have

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ilsame young man appeared last Sos week on Eddie’s program and it 3 |cost the program sponsors a pretty ea penny to land him. He was Garson >|Kanin, now a successful Hollywood

director. . » « Fred Allen's very special guest tonight, 8 o'clock, WFBM, is to be Nelson Eliscu, dog dietician. . . . Phil Harris, the radio romeo, will drop in on the Cantor program, 8 o'clock, WIRE. . . . Sally Bogolub, 13,-who would rather visit a library than a theater, and Corrinne Shapira, 14, who writes prize winning essays, appear on tonight's Quiz Kids show, 7 o'clock, WLS. . . . Mimi Cabanne, soprano, has signed a contract with Horace Heidt’s band.

HI-Y STRESSED IN Y.M.C.A’S PROGRAM

Tripling the number of Hi-Y Clubs is one of the goals set this year by the ¥. M. C. A, Frank C. Jordan, boys’ work committee chairman, said today. Among the other goals set at .a meeting of a 25-man committee are: Increasing Indian Guide tribes and Father and Son Clubs from one to four: neighborhood clubs from six to 12; district athletic teams from 82 to '120, and self paid members at the Central ‘Y’ from 126 to 250. At present ————— are 13 Hi-Y clubs.

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MERIT EXAM FOR NURSE ANNOUNGED

An examination under the Merit System to select a public health nurse who will be given. a semester's couse in orthopedic nursing was an-

nounced today by R. W. Bunch, director of the Indiana Bureau of

Mr. Bunch said the candidate selected will receive $85 a month while attending an accredited school. Following the course, the appointee

will be placed in a probationary

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Division of Services for Crippled Children of the State Welfare Department. The salary range is from $150 to $195 a month, Application blanks may be obtained from the bureau, at 141 S. Meridian St. The deadline for Any applications is 5 p. m. Thursay.

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