Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 December 1939 — Page 7

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SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1939

The Indian

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SECOND SECTION

Hoosier Vagabond

HACHITA, N. M., Dec. 2—Hachita itself is a little ghost cattle town 20 ‘miles from pavement, and the Baders live 14 miles on beyond Hachita, way out at the end of nowhere. They are only eight miles from

the Mexican line, and there is nothing around them— nothing. The Baders are mining kr people in a cattle country. They ig own nearly a section of land. and the hilltops around their home are splattered with tailingpiles and windlasses. They have never got rich off their mines. But like all miners, they have hope. They have worked hard, and even today Mrs. Bader, thin and slight, herself sets off the dynamite that biasts out the solid rock ore. The Baders havent had a radio since the depression. They haven't seen a movie for five years. They have little to read except newspapers and mining journals. They have been there at their “Little Hatchet Mine” for 23 vears. They still speak of getting back to civilization—meaning back to California. But I suspect that after 23 vears of space and timelessness they would find civilization an unabidable monster. They live comfortably and with good taste, even though thev are poor. Their home is a long, onestory building of rooms-in-a-line—sheet-iron outside, boarded inside.

‘Really Not Old’

There are easy chairs of Montgomery Ward splendor of 20 years ago. There are family pictures on the wall. There are gasoline lights. and ore specimens on the mantle, and mandolins and violins on the center table. Everything is spic and clean Mrs. Bader feels that they look and seem old, although they are really not. “If we had some money .

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Our Town

NOW THAT I LOOK back and review my childhood, I believe I picked up more worth-while facts in the patent medicine ads than in all the books I used at school—No. 8, if you must know

For example, evervthing contained in “The Elements of Physiology,” a text book with which Mary Collier wrestled back in the TA, remains but a blurred memory today. On the other hand, there isn't a thing I don’t remember about the patent medicine testimonials published in the newspapers of the Nineties. Gen. Joe Wheeler, I recall, gave Peruna a great send-off, and a Senator from Mississippi whose name has escaped me, went on record that he had been a sufferer from catarrh to such a degree that he became alarmed. But hearing of Peruna he gave it a fair trial and soon began to improve, enough to resume his seat in the Senate and make a speech charging H. C. Frick with the responsibility of starting the Homestead strike, Of course, the restored Senator didn’t use the common language I do. His was a polished literary style. I still remember his last sentence: “Peruna is the best I have ever tried.” You can't beat that for curtness, clearness and completeness ” ns

Careful Reading Required

Nor were these isolated cases. Back in the Nineties every Congressman had something the matter with him and, incredible as it sounds, every one got rid of hit affliction by way of Simmon’s Regulator, Swift's Specific, Dr. Peal's Pennyroyal Pills, Radway’s Ready Relief or Paine’s Celery Compound You had to be mighty careful. though, when vou read the testimonials published by the Celery Compound people. Once, I remember, they had an ad with the caption, "Edward Everett Hale; he is a living monument of active old age.” and then it went on to quote Mr. Hale—something to the effect that everyone should aim to get the svstéem into such condition that sound sleep and good digestion may always

Washington

WASHINGTON, Dec. 2.—Soviet Russia's attack on Finland should. and undoubtedly will, result in stripping away the last vestige of American sympathy for the Moscow regime Here by act of Moscow is a piece of aggression which is even less defensible than Hitler's aggressions. Soviet Russia not a starved, have-not country like Nazi Germany. The Soviet Union has natural resources easily adequate for the Russian people. Furthermore the country is relatively secure against predatory neighbors. Certainly it is completely secure against tiny Finland. Russia counts her manpower in millions. Finland counts hers in the thousands. Moscow {is taking

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candy from a baby No American, unless he believes that Stalin can do no wrong. can have anv sympathy with a regime which commits such an outrage. This act of war against Finland is likely to have a profound effect upon American thinking. While there ik no Communist Party of large dimensions in this country, there has been a considerable amount of sympathy with the Soviet experiment. That was reflected in the inauguration of diplomatic relations with Russia after the present Administration came into power.

= » = Browder After Munich Interest and sometimes unconcealed admiration for the Russian adventure have been noted among many American Liberals, The Communist move for a united

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By Ernie Pyle

and I could get to a beauty shop and Mr. Bader get his teeth fixed. . . .” Albert Bader was born in Alsace-Lorraine. He still speaks with an accent—a beautiful accent, incidentally. He came to America when he was a very voung man. He still corresponds with his relatives in France. His brother is a well-to-do merchant in a city near the Maginot Line, and he has had to lock up his store and his fine home and go away It has taken courage for the Baders to live out there on the desert, just the two of them, all alone They cannot help but be lonely. And they have had trouble in their time Albert Bader lifts a little picture from its nail on the wall. Behind it is a jagged bullet-hole. That bullet was fired at the Baders, late at night. Fired from the brow of thé hill by someone who thought they were sitting on the porch. We came to see the Baders because we had heard of them as "The Song-Writing Miners.” And we found that song-writing is their greatest interest—and thei: one great hope, too. » ” ”

Hope to Publish Songs

They have been composing songs for years. They do it indeed under difficulties. Neither has an extensive musical education. They have no piano. Their hardened and worn hands don’t slide easily any more over stringed instruments. They compose by voice, We four sat on the edge of their low front porch and the Baders sang their songs for us. They know it is no use to try to crack Tin Pan Alley, Instead. they will publish their songs themseives when they get a little money. And then hope that through the radio or some individual's fancy, something might click. Their latest ones are called “Desert Trails,” “Blue Skies,” and “Moonlight on the Desert” They think they'll publish them all together, and sell them as one sheet of music

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Bobby Clark Once a Clown: Stoopnagle Former Broker; Milt Berle Film Prodigy

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By Anton Scherrer

be enjoyed. All of which, of course, led vou to believe Mr. Hale was grateful for what the Celery Compound people had done for him. It didn't turn out that way, however. If you read the ad through to the end, you discovered that it wasn't Mr. Hale at all but a preacher in Pennsylvania who was doing the talking Even more mysterious were the actresses—the very people who always looked the picture of health. Believe it or not, they were the sickest of the lot. Even worse than the Congressmen. To read the testimonials of Pauline Hall, Della Fox and Jennie Yeamans, it was hard to figure out how they ever survived. The ladies, I remember, never left anything to the imagination and always used a lot of words to describe all their symptoms, both physical and emotional. With the result that even today I can look at a woman

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By H. Allen Smith

Times Special Writer NEW YORK, Dec. 2.—Bobby Clark, a wry little man with a eavernous mouth, has been clowning for cash since 1904, and he's still going strong on the boards of the Broadhurst, where he shares comic billing with Abbott and Costello in “The Streets of Paris.” He is a strange man, this Bobby Clark. A few days ago we sat in the ancient taproom of the Lambs and talked about his delivery of “Robert the Roue from Read-

and tell her she's got the same thing that ailed Pauline Hall back in the Nineties.

One That Takes the Prize

The best patent medicine ad ever gotten up, however, was the one published by the Williams Pink Pills peopie. It had all the elements of a great story and, as near as I recall it went something like this: One chilly April day in 1890, an 8-vear-old New York bov fell into the East River and when all efforts to| rescue him had failed. Edward Donnelly, at the risk| of his own life, plunged into the cold water and pulled | out the kid. | The humane and self-sacrificing deed caught the! eve of a rich woman who was ready to decorate Mr Donnelly and give him a pot of gold. But by that| time Mr. Donnelly had mysteriously disappeared and | nobody, not even the newspapers, could find him. Well, two years later a newspaperman sojourning | in Saratoga Springs met a man from Indianapolis | who showed him a letter written by a friend of his in Aurora, N. Y. “I am taking Dr. Williams Pink| Pills,” said the letter. “They have cured me of that horrible disease, locomotor ataxia. When I commenced taking them I was wholly unable to work and nearly helpless. I am now improved so much that I have been picking apples and wheeling them to the barn in a wheel barrow.” Yours truly, “EDWARD DONNELLY.

By Raymond Clapper

Earl Browder, head of the Communist Party in America, spoke of the Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis as a menace to democracy and peace “There stand out.” he said, “before the peace-liv-ing peoples of all the world, two centers of resistance] to the Fascist flood, two points on which leadership | and inspiration can be given to the majority of] mankind struggling for democracy and peace, twol railying grounds for the hard-pressed forces of prog- | ress and culture—the Soviet Union and the United! States.” Since Mr. Browder said that, Stalin has made a] deal with Hitler and now he has copied Berlin's gangster tactics. The noble words of a vear ago be-| come a ghastly farce ” . »

Back on Familiar Ground

If Mr. Browder, reared in Kansas, professing to be an American first, continues to defend Moscow after what is happening now he shows himself to be a fellow determined to hang on to his meal-ticket at any price. His influence will shrivel and disappear and he will count for no more in our scheme of things than Fritz Kuhn and his discredited Nazi Bund activities. | Moscow's conduct in the last three months should end the influence of Russian communism in this country because Americans, if I know anything at all about them, will have no patience whatever with any group which attempts to condone such a regime and to use it as a model for Utopia in America. This affair now going on at the expense of Fin-| land compietes the sponging out of foreign ideologies in the United States and gets us back to our own home-grown methods of government. Never has democracy had less competition, in the

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ing, P. A.” In this number he sings a song while clowning up and down in front of a line of beautiful girls. We mentioned, in passing, one particular girl—a very tall brunet who occupies the center of the stage and who. when Mr. Clark clowns in her direction, caresses him and accepts his little nudges with delight. “Oh, that one,” said Mr. Clark. “Isn't she stunning! No, I don't know her. But she's certainly one of the most beautiful girls I've

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cessfully, in spite of the tragic end of his long partnership with Paul McCullough, who killed himself three years ago. The two boys started as acrobatic clowns back in their home town, Springfield, O. They played circuses in their early days, and Clark preserves a contract dated 1905 which he and Paul signed to join Chase & Westons Minstrels. The boys were designated as ‘comedy acrobats and bugle players,” and it was stipulated that they were to receive $25 a week (as a team) plus expenses. Mr. Clark still wears substantially the same makeup and costume he used in those days. He never appears onstage without the painted-on spectacles that are his hall-mark. Yet he has proved to himself that they are in no wise

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NCE in the Follies he indulged in a small experiment He played three straight shows without the spectacles. Then he asked Fanny Brice if she had noticed anything She hadn't Neither had Gypsy Rose Lee been aware that Bobby had strip-teased himself of his specs. The only person in the company who missed them was the band leader Bobby is currently using the dressing room that was assigned to Helen Hayes during the run of “Victoria Regina.” It is a few feet offstage—a sort of iron dungeon that gets very hot in sume

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mertime. Bobby calls it the Black Hole of Calcutta. In it he pursues one of his chief hobbies—tinkering. When he was a kid he was apprenticed to a machinist in a forceps factory. He always has a kit of tools in his dressing room and spends hours working on gadgets for use in future routines.

He has patented an attachment for golf bags which keeps the clubs in their proper grooves and prevents their rattling around. He devised the mechanical knife, which comes out of his coattails in “The Streets of Paris.”

Bobby is essentially a timorous man, and complains to producers who want him to sing dirty lyrics and cavort in suggestive skits. Yet this shy, home-loving fellow has worked out a technique for heavy artillery operations which he believes will revolutionize the black art of war. It's one of his secret enthusiasms, and he is itching to talk to some armament expert about it.

Outside the theater Bobby reads Shakespeare. Several years ago he began plowing through the Harvard Classics and, at this writing, he is two feet eight inches down the shelf. He plays bridge at the Lambs and spends two or three afternoons a week on the golf course. He has been married 28 years, and he never forgets the anniversary. His wife, a French girl, came out of burlesque. Her mother lives with them, nothing but French is spoken around the house. 5 4 4& HILE Bobby Clark has been a comedian as long as he can remember, there's another man who wrapped himself in the robes of Thalia by accident—F. Chase Tavlor, best known to the

world as Lemuel @ Stoopnagle. The techniques of the two men are as dissimilar as their past histories. The Colonel almost refutes Lou Holtz's theory that a man has to study a dozen years to achieve perfection as a comedian. He is a greater writer of humor than he is a comedian. His screwy inventions and his tetched defini= tions are often inspired creations. Chase Taylor was a broker when

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the house fell down in 1929. There was not much broking for him to do after that, so he got a job with the Buffalo Broadcasting Corp. as a continuity writer,

Taylor was sitting at his typewriter one morning when Thalia, the Muse of Comedy, walked in and busted him one with a blad-

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der. Something had gone wrong with the CBS line, bringing in one of the network programs, and a 15-minute period had to be filled in. An excited announcer named Budd Hulick burst in on Taylor and explained things briefly. Taylor seized an old harmonium, the two men took a stance at the microphone, and Stoopnagle and Budd were on the air for the first time. The Colonel played “I Love Coffee, I Love Tea,” as their theme song, because it was the only thing he knew how to play, and thought up the name of Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle while he was playing it. The next day Stoopnagle and Budd got 15 fan letters. Soon they were on a half-hour each day. And before long they were in New York broadcasting on the networks. ” ” HEY did not use scripts until they camé to New York.

Stoopnagle was the writer of the team. They were at CBS for three months before anyone understood what they were trying to do. Then suddenly, without permission, they did a take-off on the March of Time. It was hilarious, and the reception, except from the bosses of Time, was splendid.

“From that time,” said Stoopnagle, “everyone thought we were comedians. And later even Time gave us permission to kid them.”

Stoopnagle and Budd split up as a team three years ago, and each went his way alone in radio. They don't discuss the grounds for the divorce.

- There is nothing gloomy about Stoopnagle away from the studios. He is a robust gent, always questing for fun. A recent transaction in which he purchased a love seat from a leading department store could be put on the stage. Most of his routine activities could.

We asked him to describe some of his noteworthy inventions, and he supplied these: A stepladder without any steps on it for washing first-floor windows. The Bellago: This is a bell that when you press the button it rings 10 minutes ago. It's so in case your house is on fire, you can get firemen there before the fire starts. Red, blue, yellow and green sleeping pills; you take them before going to bed and then you dream in Technicolor. Eyeglases with vertical stripes in them, so that bank tellers ean recognize their customers when they meet them outside the cage. A pencil that writes on air, so you can underline something you liked on the radio. A doorbell that when you push it once it rings twice, for cutting

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the postman’s work in half during the holiday rush. An upside down lighthouse for submarines, Then there are the colonel's definitions—masterpieces in lexicography. Here are some sam=ples: A straw is stuff that you drink a soda through two of them. A clock is something they have in an office so you can tell how late you wish you weren't in the morning, what time you go to to lunch before and come back after, and how long before you can start stopping work and begin to end the day's work by stalling along until. The Pacific Ocean is what the United States is between the Atlantic and. Chase Taylor is a rarity among the comedians who have figured in this series—a college man. He speaks disparagingly, however, of his education at the University of Rochester, where he was known affectionately to his classmates as “Hey, stupid!” “I was a poor scholar even when 1 was in nursery school,” he says. “I flunked both in blocks and sandpile.” A ” » y OOD gags spread rapidly in these days of radio and sometimes work their way into the language. Fred Allen's famous line, “How much would you charge to haunt a house?” popped out during a vaudeville performance in a Toledo theater. It got such a laugh that Fred used it later on the stage in New York. Almost every comedian in the business has used it at one time or another. For a time Milton Berle actually made capital of publicity he received as a gag-snatcher. He employed such lines as this: “I listened to Jack Benny on the radio last night. He was so funny that I dropped my paper and pencil.” He got laughs with that sort of stuff. He admits that there have been times when he may have used jokes previously told by someone else, hut he calls this “coincidence of material.” Berle is 31 years old. He lives at the Astor with his mother, Mrs. Sarah Berle (the family's real name is Berlinger). Milton was born on the same street that gave George Jessel to the world, in upper Manhattan. The story of his career as a child movie star is by now well known to his admirers. Mrs. Berle was a private detective in a department store. When Miltie was 7 he won a prize for an impersonation of Charlie Chaplin, and from that time forward his mama set herself to make him a success on the stage. She got jobs for the boy in the

old Biograph studios at Fort Lee, where he was the cheeiuld in many a meller, He was the kid they tied to the railroad tracks in “The Perils of Pauline.” He was with Marie Dressler in “Tillie's Punce tured Romance.” He played with John Bunny, Ruth Roland and Mabel Normand, among others.

His introduction to Broadway, through the old Palace, came quite by happy accident eight years ago. Benny Rubin and Jack Haley had been booked into vaudee ville’s heaven, and Rubin became ill at the last minute. Haley didn’t want to go alone, and the bookers began scrambling around for an= other comic. Someone suggested Berle. There was plenty of objection—the boy didn't have enough experience, he wasn't sea= soned. But they gave him a shot at it because they were desperate and he came through.

He was, in fact, a tremendous hit at the Palace. From the begininng he has owned one great theatrical attribute — unlimited courage. No audience ever frightened him--not even the buzzards of the Palace, where veteran troupe ers sometimes swooned at the prospect of leaving the wings.

” ” Milton's favorite relaxation is billiards. He look lessons from Willie Hoppe and Arthur Greens leaf and he uses a two-piece cue given to him by Greenleaf. He doesn't play cards, but he bets the horse. (the Berle sys= tem) and he's something of a prestidigitator. He likes golf and tennis.

He never has been able to understand the theory of pocket money. He goes about town most of the time without a dime in his pockets. At Lindy's he signs checks until his bill gets above $50, when it's paid off by Business Manager Witten. Milton writes song lyrics. He collaborated with Rudy Vallee on a recent song success called “You Took Me Out of This World.”

He believes in astrology and is superstitious about beds. Don't put your hat, or anything else, on his bed. If he finds a script or a musical arrangement on a bed he is likely t, scream, for he believes that anything left on a bed either goes to sleep or dies

He always puts on his right shoe first. He shaves himself and has to be coerced into getting a haircut. He reads 10-cent detective magazines before going to ¢-p at night. And he falls in a regularly on-e a year—a § ment which unquestionably would evoke from his critics: “You mean not counting hime self.”

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TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

—In which country is the Welland Canal?

Soviet,” Says Psychologist After Tour,

front with Liberal Democrats met with a degree of Carter explained. 2—Which is greater, the equatorial

acceptance among some sections of American political thought After the Munich affair, which Moscow denounced,

My Day

WASHINGTON, D C. Fridavr —We seem to be living In an era when little countries “ave no rights We must now weep for Finland! I feel as though I had done little the last 24 hours except sit in the caucus room in the old house office building and listen to a Congressional hearing! However, we did have a pleasant interlude last night, when Mr. and Mrs. Melvyn Douglas from Hollvwoot Cal, dined with us and spent the night. They are a charming coupie and it is most interesting to find two people using their gifts for such constructive, social purposes, And now I must tell you about these hearings, for I have nothing else to relate to vou At ¢ . Mm. yesterday, Mr. Hinckley was called for his testimony before the Dies Committee and was allowed to have Mr. Joseph Cadden and Mr. Jack McMichael testify with him, since thev are more closely connected with the recent management of the American Youth Congress. Both the counsel of the committee, Mr. Rhea Whitley, who asked the majority of the questions, and he members of the committee, were courteous and helpful and in every way attempted 10 inspire confidence and bring out the truth. It was an extremely heartening exhibition of government operating helphully. I went down again this morning to Wear Joseph

thoughts of Americans, than it has today. Rep. Mar-| ‘The third crippled children's hostin Dies wants to suspend his investigation and go pital center in Indiana was ap- | away for a long rest. He can go now with an easy proved today by the State Welfare mind. | Department. The center, composed of three Ft. wayne hospitals, will serve 11 [counties in the northeast section of ogist, said today. the state | Dr. Carter visited there last sum- | the country, in spite of the fact that | Under the Welfare Act the De- mer and said that the very men- they are far too numerous and capartment is empowered to select tion of the word Russia would |pacious for the number of wor- | [hospitals at which they can place bring a gleam of hatred to the eyes shipers. But the Government is Lash's testimony as executive secretary of the Amer. needy crippled children The Ft. of any Finn dedicated to religious freedom and ican Student Union. He received his telegram grant- Wayne center has been established, “It amounted almost to a na-|the Finns lean over backward.

Russia's invasion was no surprise /groveries and apartment houses for [the war,” Dr. 3 to most Finns if their attitude to-|workers. They are extremely liberal. | “When there was complete confu- | or meridional circumferences of ward power politics remained the| “As badly as the Finns hate Rus-|sion in the country and not even| the earth? same as it did last summer, Dr. sia, the Government still maintains any government, and when the 3— Which actor received the Motion Jerry Carter, Indianapolis psychol-/and in some instances pays the Finns did not know where they| Picture Academy of Arts and clergy of the Russian churches of would get food, a huge cargo of Sciences award for the best pere grain arrived from the ¢ United formance in 1938? States. 4—-Does a batter get credit for a “The Finns didn't know it was run batted in if he gets a base coming, and the United States told on balls®vith the bases loaded? the nation to put it on the cuff. The |5—Is water a compound, an element Finns were so grateful they wouldn't or a mixture? think of not paying the debt, al- 6—What is the correct pronunciae though all other countries have re- tion of the word traditive? pudiated' theirs.” 7—What are the first three words Dr, Carter left Finland shortly of the preamble of the Constitue before the German-Russian pact! tion of the United States? |was signed, quit Germany three 8—What is the square root of 1? | days before the frontiers were closed, " n'8 sailed a week before the Athenia, ARSWers

DR. CHARLES BEARD |i-Ginadw. OPENS PURDUE STUDY

3-—Spencer Tracy. Times Special

4—Yes, 5--A compound. 6—Trad’-i-tiv; not tra-di'-tiv. LAFAYETTE, Ind, Dec. 2—Dr, 7—We the people, Charles A. Beard, outstanding|3—One. American historian, prepared today to delve into American democracy at work in educational processes at

By Eleanor Rooscvelt

certain very crude and hard forms of labor. “It found its position awkward, because one of the party's principles was that of complete suffrage. Finland has about the most coms plete suffrage there is. “Wages are so low in the country that a laboring man cannot hope to make enough to support his family. His wife must work, and does, at manual labor, at streetcar con-ductoring-—anything a man does. “There are no slums in Finland. The apartments may be crowded, but they are thoroughly modern and clean.” Purdue University. Dr, Carter explained the Finnish| He arrived yesterday on the Purzeal for paying its war debt to the que campus to start a f¢ r-day| United States, reaffirmed this week, study of the school and told ap, voxi-

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ing him the opportunity to be heard even later than 0 cut down transportation costs, tional persecution complex,” he said. “Not long ago, one of the political did Mr Hinckley, so he also came unprepared with Miss Alice Province co-ordinator of “The persons I talked to seemed to parties got itself in an embarrassing t The majority of the questions today were asked The three hospitals selected are able. At that time, England was tion making women ineligible for by Mr. J. B. Matthews, and his whole attitude, tone St: Joseph's. Lutheran and the Irene dickering with Russia, and the Fin. oner, considered guilty, was being tried at the bar, 1| Other centers are located in In- pro-German. Not pro-Hitler, you surmised that this impression was made on other Glanapolis and South Bend. understand, but pro-German beand whispered in Mr. Matthews’ ear. I have no way selves with the Russians, Sen Gerof knowing what was said and it may have been | ON TRAEEIC CHARGES ™& would also be anti-Russian. case it was soothing to Mr. Matthews, for immedi er {hundreds of years suffered at the ately the atmosphere changed. His voice was softer,| Ferrell Thompson, 45, of 83¢ N hands of the Russians, both in the questions from another free citizen of the United one of the heaviest sentences ever Nearly every Finn has suffered some States. 'meted out here for a traffic offense, personal loss at the hands of the after listening in on these hearings, is the fact that Karabell. than submit to Russia.” what is said by people about other individuals or| Thompson yesterday was sen<| Dr. Carter visited Dr. George von the people, themselves, working in these organiza Farm and fined $92 by Judge Kara- sician, who is the brother of Lentions, say and do. {bell in Municipal Court. 4 He was hart von Zweygberg, professor of and heipiul in their attitude. Judging from my two to 120 days for drunken driving; $25| He pointed out that the political according to wire dispatches. The mately 800 high school fA pils, days’ experience, however, the counsel of the com- and costs and 120 days for drunk- philosophies of Russia and Finland dispatches said that even though | gathered for the 30th state cd ate committee, at least of those members hom 1 have driving; $! and costs for not having! ‘The political parties of Finland," | will pav t= Liswawmen. vn tue debt “is nearly the only cowmtvv in the ie the pleasure of observing, thn does the “director (driver's license; and he, was ruled | he said, “try to outdo each other in on lime. world where freedom of speeci, and of research.’ , \

all documentary evidence necessary he new center, said |feel that an invasion was inevit-|position when it sponsored legislaof voice and phraseology made one feel that a pris- Byron Hospitals, | nigh sentiment was anti-British and people, for in a little while a gentleman came around A N E cause if the English aligned themGETS 240-DAY TERM entirely irrelevant to the matters in hand, but in any “Finland, of course, has for his manners were more courteous. He was asking Alabama St, today began serving Tsarist and the Red regimes. The one important point which stands out to me according to Judge Charles J. Russians. I think they'd rather die groups. is not half as important as discovering what tenced to 240 days at the State Zweygberg, a noted English phyThe committee members are genuinely courteous fined $25 and costs and sentenced cello at Indiana University. mittee more nearly carries out the attituae of the eness, $1 and costs for reckless are immensely different. the country is in a state nf siege, it | ranfarence. that the United Sta es ineligible to obtain a licdnse. social welfare. They own chains of “The debt was contracted after debate still exists.”

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