Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 March 1938 — Page 17

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ammoth Methodist Radio Rally;- ~ Kostelanetz Will Play Disney Tunes

TEACHER TO BE. EULOGIZED Yooyen Lindsay to Appear

In Dramatic Skit in ; Powell Show. TONIGHT 5:45—Syinposium, WOR-Mutual. 7:00—Cavalcade, WEBM, 7: 30—Eddie Cantor, WFBM."

8:00—~Andre .Kostelanets, WFBIML (See “Good Radio Music”)

8:00—Fred, Allen, WIRE. 8:30—Ben Bernie, WFBM. 9:00—Methodist Program, Mutual. 9:00—Hollywood Parade, WIRE: 11:00—Guy Lombardo, WIRE:

Jeanette MacDonald, ' Rep. : Bruce Barton (R. N. Y.), Methodist Bishop Edwin Holt Hughes and Prof, ‘Ar-

‘thur Compton will appear on the

Mutual network tonight at 9 o’clock to an estimated 2 million Methodists gathered ‘in 20,000 © churches throughout the country. The broadcast will be a feature of the cele-

1 bration of the 200th anniversary of

'| the founding of Methodism.

The speakers are to discuss religion’s role and the church’s func-

By Martin | tion in modern society. Bishop Hughes is a former president of DePauw University. Rep. ' Barton, prominent advertising executive, was recently elected to :Congress. Prof. Compton, Nobel prize winning phys-

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By William Ferguson

NOT MEASURE

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ABOUT half of the feebleminded people of the world are born from normal, intelligent parents. This is because the “determiners” that cause feeble-minded-ness are apparently recessive, which | means that if a feeble-minded per‘son be mated with a normal person | some of the children will likely be normal but will “carry” feeble~ minded determiners in a:

portion. 3 of their germ cells. Now, if such 's i

LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND

By a ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM.

ND- NOBODY |9 A BORE -| . To ENERYBODY.* TRUE. FALSE

NO. It's because they cannot 4=( be brought to realize that death may be just around the corner. They follow the motto. put off anything

you can until tomorrow for you may get out of doing it.

make a will, if he has nothing to leave but his gold teeth and watch

‘fob. It lets everybody. know what :

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An authorities agree every one should

| 80 BAYS James Douglas nl

lives because as Douglas says, “Bores live long. A bore never commits suicide.

to death, but never himseii.” Each

patient people to their graves. Tomorrow—Do day-dreams really

| come true?

COMMON ERRORS

Never pronounce belles-lettres— belis-let’ters; say, bel-let’-r.

Nudist camps are stunts that make an: appeal to the slightly pathologically minded person.—Lord Horder, King George VI's personal physician.

If the League of N of Nations. will not recognize the birth of a new empire (n Ethiopia) it should recognize the death of the old one as a matter o public Byglene~—Benito Musso-

‘Best Short Waves

WEDNESDAY

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ROME—6:30 with Music: Ligne Music. 2RO, &. ~pueg.; meg.; 11.90 meg.

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INDIANAPOLIS r WFBM 1230

(CBS Net.) (NBC Net.) Follow Moon I. U. Lenton Ser. Interviews £ Kogen’s Or.

Step . Mother Memecries

Fea

Tunes

» » Wheeler Mission B.' Carter Lum &. Sbner

Terry irate Dick Orhan *Annie Tom Mix

Easy Aces Uncle Ezra Sport Slants Charlie Chan Man's. Family ”» ”» T. Dorse;

usie Sports Review Musial Moods

Cavalcade Eddie Cantor

one of the last photographs taken of Helen Keller (seated) and her friend and teacher, Anne Sullivan Macy. Tonight at 7 o'clock over CBS-WFBM during the Cavalcade of America program dramatization of Mrs, Macy’s life, Miss Keller will pay a tribute to the woman who taught her to overcome the handicap of being deaf, dumb and blind. Mrs. Macy took charge of Miss Keller 51 years ago and carried on as her constant companion and teacher until her death in

RADIO THIS EVENING

(The Indianapolis Times is not responsible for fnaccuracies in program ane nouncements caused by station changes after press INDIANAPOLIS

icist, is otherwise known for his interest in religious matters.

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Charles Boyer will pay a dramatic visit to Dick Powell tonight on Your

’ | Hollywood Parade, broadcast over

time.) CINCINNATI WLW 700° (NBC-Mutual) Nurse Corps Jack Armsirons

Singing Lady - Hilltop House

CHICAGO WGN 720 (Mutual. Net.) Love & Salvo

.Harold,_ Turner Serguaty, :

Furnbau’s Buddy and OF wer Charlie Chan Orphan Arne

Editor’s Daughter Short Story A. Franklyn Lowell Thomas

Amos-Andv J. Westaway Melody. Grove Welk ein Rhythm Symp. Minstrel Man »

One, Family Bolognini

T. Dorsey " Lone Ranger ”» » » ”»

Kogtelanets Fred Allen Ben, Bernie 2 ”» ”

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Lombardo’s or. Lights Out

Poetic Melodies News 10:30 > Tucker’, 8, Or.

Notryo’s or. : Dailey’s Or.

Indians Roof L. Noble's or.

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of us has probably bored several :

Alm’s’ incidental songs aren't at all | cast, | pleasure to hear ‘them again, shut ‘delightful creations parading across

.. Silent oa Johnson's Or.

INDIANAPOLIS 1230 (CBS Net.) ‘Early Birds

(NBC Net.)

On Mall Devotions ”» ”»

Musical Clock ”» ” ”»

» » co Varieties ” ”» ” ”

As You Like It

Morn. Chat - Apron Strings

Kitty Kelly Mis, Faxren

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Milky Way Carol Kennedy Big Sister Life Stories |

McBride Pavia C. Rill Farm Circle < Farm Bureau

Feature Time

News Dessa Byrd Rose Room

Mas. Wal

Plain Bill

David Harum ie Wite Home Maker . Party Line.

Boy and Girl Singin’ Sam Linda’s Love Farm & Home

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Buckaroos Police Court

Maupin’s Or. Fun, Sensel Varieties ‘Lorenzo Jones

Songlan Houghesreel Audition

Righ School Interview Gallicohios’ Yes or No

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CBS—WABC, 860; WIR, 750; WHA

We may e kling and Gelightiul in the way of an arrangement, Kostelanetz, like Mr. prod Jurgen, is “monstrous clever” at such things. The

But it will be a one’s eyes, and imagine Mr. Disney's

the screen. Slightly sterner stuff will be found in Tareas ‘Tibbetts program contribution. For one thing, he will. sing the ballad “Edward,” by that’

Hollywood Par. ”» ”»

THURSDAY PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400

Women in White

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"KEY NETWORK STATIONS (Subject to change): NBC-BLUE--WJZ, 760; WOWO, 1160; WENR-WLS, 870; SWE, 1350. NBC-RED—-WEAF, 660; WTAM, 1070; WWJ, 920; WMAQ, 670. )

MUTUAL—WOR, 710; WHK, 1390; WHKC, op; CKLW, 1030; WSM, 650.

- Good Radio Music

By JAMES THRASHER

However precious a musical taste you might happen to have, this news should interest you: Andre Kostelanetz tonight is going to play 2) medley of tunes from Walt Disney’s “Snow White and the ‘Seven Dwarfs.” xXpect something spar-¢

Fred Allen Kay Kyser n a”: Income Tax ” ”» Russell's Or. ” id Tomorrow’s Trib.

Par. Family Dinner ”» ”»

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Paul Sullivan SMW Learn, Joris Golden Gloves Ham ” ”» A or. » ” ”» a) Guy “Lombardo ’ ” » Russell's or. Russell's Or.

Long’s or. » ” Johnson's

Long’s Or.

Moon River or. ”» ”

CINCINNATI CHICAGO 700 WGN 720 (NBC-Mutual.) |Mutual Net.)

Revelers Silent Merrymakers Good Morning

Sunshine Time Musio Box.

Prayers Peter Grant Gospel Singer Experience

Hymns Good Morning Houseboat Daily Words Myrt & Marge V. Lindl lahr * Widder Jones Linda’ s Love unt Jemima Betty and Bob Dr. Friendly '

Mary Marlin News-Weather Betty Moore Goldbergs

Crane-Joyos

Get Thin Dr. Friendly

Don Pedro Children Painted Dreams " Stella Dallas

Harold Turner lady of Millions

Nay Down East ‘Man on Street di

Melodies Services ” »

Girl Alone O’Neills Farm and Home

"”w ” £4 ‘tes Ma Perkins Kitty Keene

Melodies Reveries H. Turner Melodies

School of Air ”» ”» ”» » : » “» Pepper Youn «Or Ey el nd Sade J Guiding Light _° Good Health - Mail Box

rding's Wit a Sot] : Melodies

Maty $othern Margery Graham

Road of ite

Nurse Cor Jack Armstrong Singing g Lady op House

S, 820; KMOX, 1090; WBBM, 770.

Janetz half-hour broadcasts is re puted to represent 108 hours of previous work ‘and average 1300 pages | of of musia manuscript for each broad-

all prepared under the con- |

ductor’s ‘supervision. a Wosdvind ensemble students are to present the Eastman School of Music program scheduled for broadcast at 2:15 p. m. tomorrow on the

NBC-Blue network. They are 10|

play the Beethoven Quintet in E

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NBC-WIRF' at 9, o'clock. His radie appearance will be one of very few for Mr. Boyer. For.ons’ thing, he doesn’t have time for broadcasting. And then: he is one who thinks the public: is easily fed up with actors who intrude -from the breakfast food box in the morning and then turn up peddling your after-dinner coffee. Mr. Boyer will appear with Mar‘garet Lindsay in a radio adaptation of a popular stage play. Rosemary Lane, Al Goodman and his orchestra, the Lucky Seven Singers and Bob Hope round out the bill. -

The last of the radio polls to turn up is the one compiled by Radio Daily. It is interesting because it is devoted entirely to general radio preferences rather than . person-

.| alities.

To the question of whether or not radio entertainment was progressing, 556 per cent of the answers indicated that it was, 5 per cent. stated that it was going backward and 40 per cent replied that it was at a standstill. ‘The poll inquired of radio editors or not there was a sufficient number of cultural programs. Seventy-one - per cent answered in the affirmative and 29 per cent in .the negative. Radio editors were found to: be slightly prejudiced against transcribed programs and offered many suggestions how small : unaffiliated stations might successfully Buck network shows. On the question of Government control of censorship, mere. than 90 per cent of the voters were opposed. But 70 per cent of the same group

‘| inexplicably voted for Government

“regulation.” Program type preferences listed variety,” drama, syme phony, dance bands, commentators, sportcasts, novelty, forums; comedy and familiar music - (popular and classical) in that order. | The “squawk department” got seve eral answers that ‘will probably warm, the cockles of many hearts. They were: Too much Hollywood; studio audiences; commercials that are either too long, repetitious or make extravagant claims; not enough daytime music; too many serials; backslapping; stentorian announcers and those with rasping voices; comedians who don’t register with listeners despite studio reaction; conflicting programs such as Kate Smith and Rudy Vallee at the same hour; lack of new ideas and talent; unqualified commentaes tors, and not enough good drama. J 2 8 = Admiral Richard E. Byrd is about fo brave something other than chill winds and Antarctic snows. For ‘the Admiral is going to play himself in' a‘dramaltization of his career to-be heard over CBS-WFBM at 1:30 p. m.

. tomorrow in connection with the

National Education Association. 8 8 = Ti

Radio Items—Though an Ameérican citizen, Ray Noble is going to have another look at his native England. Jzn Garber will take aver his spot on the Burns and Allen show. Bayard: Veiller is writing & series of radio plays for Ethel Barrymore. It is reported that NBC in interested. " That's EG ike

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person should. marry another person | _ DA#ATA497, an increhse of 10 per cent over.1936. The American League, © drew: about a half-million more fans than’the National. - Mgqre than one:

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