Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 21 December 1937 — Page 28

| TUESDAY, DEC. 21, 1937 ___ a OUR BOARDING HOUSE With Wisi Hoople

NO, THIS IS TH' DUMP ’: WE SAW YOUR AD IN ™' PAPER-ST, NICKS FOR ALL OCCASIONS ar - WE'D LIKE A BIG, FAT SANTA WITH THREE CHINS, DRESSED IN A FEZ AND | ‘A FEW A GREASE SPOTTED VEST, | IN OUR CAND WITH A CHAIR. STRAP- [| STOCKINGS . PED TO HIS SPINE FOR A TO CATCH. PACK! WE'RE TIRED CF TH CHISEL PLAYING SANTA AT OLR ERS WHO FEED-AN- — STALL - YEAR AFTER YEAR!

— THE INDIANAPOLIS TIMES HOLD EVERYTHING By Clyde Lewis!

* Radi io’ Personnel Revives Attemp \t Putting Over Strange Illusions; © Wolf to > Sing Old German Folk So gs SOUNDS LIKE REAL THING

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| I Social Work fo to Be Subject of Talk-on AntiCrime Program.

TONIGHT

7:30—Al Jolson, CBS-WFBM. 8: 00—Vox Pop, NBC ~WIRE.

(See 11:30—Shep Fields’ Orchestra, MBS« WIRE.

Radio may ‘have lost its ability to mystify the public, but radio’s personnel seems intent upon ree iviving the illusion. It is difficult to tell Just what they will think of next. For ine - stance, this department [eteived 3 a communication from the agent of Station WJJD in Chicago : telling of a performer who, “tired of playing the harmonica by ean, : - Ee : now ‘nightly astounds the spece tators in the studio by playing the

harmonica with her ears!” |

He added that, of course, the

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12-29 Ze 1irsi nea SERVICE. INE. 374 radio audience “can | this one.” Can't? It wouldn't: be. too surprising if the radio audience did not want to appreciate it. “Creeps” go with the very though of such a performance. And now in New York CBS 1s gow ing to do something equally mys= terious—although not quite as ecs centric. Beginning Jan. 1, the syse tem is to offer musicians a daily tuning service. This means that the beach combing guitarist in ines Pango and the polar explorer: with a flair for the accordion—and, yes, even the lady who plays the Bare monica with her ears—can flip of their radios, sound their As and play merrily on until the next day, secure in the knowledge that they are a true pitch. In the CBS studios in New York, suspended in a special frame, is a tubular chime. That chime, when struck, vibrates precisely 440 times & second—the exact frequency of the

No, Junior, you can’t have him, and that’s all there is to it!”

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It may take tore than a pile of co-ordinated ‘junk to look like an ancient automobile, but it certainly sounds like the real thing. Pinto Colvig (eft) is’ shown helping Jack Benny demonstrate this strange apparatus. known to Renny listeners as the "Mazwell ?. Yes, that’s all there 1s

standard A.

Especially constructad for the a, pose and carefully checked for ace curacy by a frequency measuring de= vice, the instrument is a nickeled tube of bell bronze more than six feet long and one and three-quarter inches in diameter. : Its stand is so constructed that it may be moved

LITTLE MARY MIXUP

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QUITE ALL RIGHT: MR. WOODS -. WE'RE DELIGHTED TO, HAVE SNOOKER WITH US

“RADIO THIS EVENING

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EXPLORE YOUR MIND—ty Dr. Albert Edward Wiggs - |

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NEARLY all the great works of A art have been done to order. Most of the Greek temples and statues were let out on. contracts. Leonardo da Vinci, Michael Angelo, Giotto, and the great Renaissance men did most of their immortal ‘creations to order. It does seem that poems written for special- occasions frequently fall down and oftentimes ‘this has been true of music, but I ‘think this is because specially ar1 ranged occasions are usually not very - inspifing. Nearly all magazine articles are written to order and many of them are true literature. . Nw 4 OF COURSE it might injure the “male dominance;” but Hayes that would do him goed. Anyhow, I wouldn't mind trying it, on a limited scale, at least, just to see how it would feel, especially if my wife

‘DR. KNIGHT DUNLAP, Univer- | sity of California psychologist, | has developed a method of learning

good habits and breaking bad habits which: he calls “negative practice,” that is, doing a thing the wrong way as hard as you can and, suddenly, find you do it the right way. For example, if you often spell. “the” on the typewriter “hte,” by : writing “hte” many times you suddenly find you, write it “the.” He has applied this to stuttering and other habits with marked success. In curing bad personal habits the ‘system must be carried ‘on under a psychologist.

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WEDNESDAY PROGRAMS

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WGN 720

Chuck Wagon On Mall a” 1 Devotions

Silent

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Varieties ” a"

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Fiddler's Fancy Apron Strings Better Health |

Kitty Kelly i : Myrt and “Maree or 8 Mrs, Farrel) . . Plain Bill . - Children

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Four Stars David Harum

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Quartet Bet AE Sunshine, Time Before Breakfast Music ‘Box

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: 5 Pedro Bond of Life Children Carson Robison Painted - Dreams Goldbergs Harold Turner

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Chicago, WBBM 730; WENR 870,

WMAQ 870; Louisville, WHAS 820; Detroit, wis 750; Gary, WIND 560.

. Good Radio Music By JAMES THRASHER +

: Ernest Wolff, the Germen pianist-conductor- turned baritone, will return to the air ‘tonight for the second in his three broadcasts called

work at 9:46 p. m. The

of course, is . quar- &-

‘program, ter-hour designed for ‘the Lieder fans. But tonight there also will be several folk songs dating from ‘the 16th Century. These include “Von Himmel hoch da komm Ich her,” “Susani, Susani,” “Zwischen Berg und tiefen Tal” ‘and “Seh ich dich mein Herzensliebchen.” . Songs of known authors are to be Cornelius’ “Die .Herten,” the “Weinachtelied der Hirten” by Schubert,

and Erich Wolff’s “Wer hat’s Liedlein erdachi.”

Mr.: Wolff: (the performer, not Somposer). » will play

: » » . _ For the year, the Christmas Carol. 6 hyn by Syracuse, N. Y.; school children is to-he heard | mir on . The date 1s tomorrow, the

by. time 1:30 p. m. There will be a long t | X i

ead The progiei Will be-on @ partial OBS net.

terprises, artistic, commercial and otherwise, beat a path to his door with: “10 bests,” summings-up, pointings with Pride, predictions, and what you will. : Today CBS has several hundred ‘words to say about its 1937 music. And this network, no less than NBC, hds something to crow about. The

Columbia broadcasters certainly reyarded their listeners with variety, first hearings and great deal more unusual music. The waning year was ushered in last Jan. 1 by Eugene Ormandy and the Philadelphia Orchestra. It will have-its valedictery on Dec. 31 with the Kreiner String

with ease into whatever studio is to be the point of origin for the signals. : Company officials have been 3 little worried about the fact that the frequency of this note varies slightly in different parts of the world but they | are not going to let tha stop the ° The wing schedule has been determined upon for the sounding of the standard A chime on CBS time signal broadcasts: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays—8 a. m.; Tuesdays, Thurs= days and Saturday—8:30 a. m.; Sundays—10:30 a. m. Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays— 5:30 p. m. » » # . Following its annual custom, the C. M. B. Glee Club, affiliated with - the Cliristian Men Builders Bible Class of Third Christian Church, is. to present a series of Christmas. music programs over WFBM, be-: ginning at 10:30 p.. m. Friday. The club, directed by Charles M:' Barbe and assisted by Arthur Alcon, has been heard twice over the: local station in the last week in. connection with The Times Clothe~: A-Child campaign. On the broad-" casts the singers will be accom: panied on the organ and piano by Homer Cornell. ; : Yt you wish. to be serenaded DF them during your -Christmas- Evecelebration, they will place your: party on their list for the city-" wide tour following the broadcast Friday night. Requests will be eas ceived at Station WFBM. :

Quote of the week: “Studio ape plause, or applesauce, which is & better name for it, is something I believe most listeners can do. very well without. It sounds worse than static. It frequently becomes of« fensive, and makes you tune oub a program so fast, you almost sprain your wrist twisting the dial.. Eliminate studio applause, and you go & long way towards making the radio audience applaud.”—Tony Wons, '- a» # . The part acoustics plays in solve ing the antiaircraft problem for the military forces of the nation is to be explained by Dr. Sidney Bloom= enthal, associate physicist of the United States Army Ordnance Department, during a talk on “Science in the News” program 5 o'clock this afternoon over the NBC-Red network. x

8 =» 8 . Leonard W. Mayo, New York” City Welfare Council member, i" to be guest speaker during. the third of a series of ' Science vs: Crime programs at 10 oclock tos" night ever the NBC-Red network, Mr. Mayo is to speak on “Social Work Agencies.” The talk is to bs a summary of an address he plans to deliver earlier in the evening before-the crime clinic of the I~ stitute of Criminal Science in

bringing you the first performance of Viadi- | Robert

mir Dukelsky’s new Serenade for String

Quartet. - In the meantime, CBS offered just music

about : everything in serious music

and | from the performsnee by little

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-old pianist. * Ottilie Sutro, ‘who i e the first