Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 30 September 1937 — Page 35

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THURSDAY, SEPT. 30, 1937 | OUR BOARDING HOUSE

With Major Hoople

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“It's that glass blower in Ward B, again, Doctor, and this is the last thermometer we have!”

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A SERVICE, INC. T. M. REG. U. S. PAT. OFF.

—By Martin

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WHAT'S SO PROTECTING ABOUT LIFEBUOY ?

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GETTING A BIG RUSH

LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND—By Dr. Albert Edward Wiggam

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ILL PROTECT YOUR COMPLEXIONS, TOO, GIRLS! KEEP THEM SMOOTH AND ADORABLE! I'M 20% MILDER THAN MANY

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_ NO. People learn precious little by experience, and what lit-

tle they do learn isn’t of much

value. Older people in most ways are about as big fools as younger ones. As Dr. William J." Reilly points out, everybody knew “by experience” that the world was flat and if Columbus had “followed experience” America would still be inhabited by Indians. Science—cold analysis of facts—is a thousand times wiser guide than experience.

NO. 1It is the lids, lashes, brows and muscles about the eye that do all the flashing, snapping and sparkling. People smile and show delight, terror, anger, disgust, hope and pleasure wtih the muscles around the eye, just as they do with the nfuscles around the mouth, but the eye itself doesn't smile or snap or sparkle any more than the mouth does. Many people wiggle or cramp their toés when delighted ‘or angered and the eye

muscles wiggle and wag the same way and for the same reasons to.

THEY do, according to the famous study, entitled “What Is Wrong With Marriage,” made by Hamilton and MacGowan in which

they secured many hours of the most intimate discussion of married life from a large group of married people of all ages. The conclusion they reached was that only 28 per cent of the brides of 24 or under found marital happiness. Fifty-nine per cent of those between 25 and 29 found conjugal bliss whereas 63 per cent—practically two-thirds of those married between 30 and 34 found unqualified happiness. Brides above this age have about a 60-40 chance of finding marriage the joyful state it is cracked up to be.

NEXT-—Do women know how to capture a husband?

When any group .tries to rush important changes into our Government, when important facts are mis-stated or significant information is withheld, or thoughtful deliberation is shut off in the name % ine has a right

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COMMON ERRORS

Never pronounce apropos—a-pro’-po; say, ap’-ro-po or ap-ro-po’.

Best Short Waves

THURSDAY SCHENECTADY—5 p. m. Education in the news. W2XAD. 15.33 meg.; W2XAF, 9.53 meg. . BERLIN—5:15 . m. Variegated music. DJD, nat meg. 2 . m. British se GSP, 1530 meg.: GSO, 15.18 GSF, 15.14 meg.; GSD, 11.75 SCHENECTADY—6:30 p. m. Th Science Forum. WIXAF. 9.53 meg. . PRAGUE, CZECHOSLOVAKIA—6:55 } a oe Te program. OLR4A,

BERLIN—T7:30 p. . Songs Richard Strauss. PbaD. 11.77 ot BUENOS AIRES ARGENTINA 8:50 p. m. Chamber music. LRX, 9.66 meg. Sdn LONDON—8:40 p. m. The Prime HEINE ode 4H muy: abt (hi alth. 11, g.: 4 meg.; GSD. 11.76 meg.; GSB, 9.51

g. 4 VANCOUVER—11:30 p. m. Radio drama. CJRO, 6.15 meg.; CJRX, 11.72 meg. TOKYO—11:45 p. m. A talk on current problems in Japan. JZK, 15.16 meg. :

Symphony to Open Radio Campaign

KATE SMITH DUE BACK ON AIR

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Kate Smith, €he sizable songstress who has brought the moon over the mountain so many times, returns to the air tonight with an - hour’s variety program to be heard over CBS-WFBM at 7 o'clock. Assisting Miss Smith will be Henny Youngman, comedian; Joe Williams, Times sports columnist who will present noted athletes; Jack Miller and his orchestra and Ted Collins, announcer. Tallulah Bankhead and Henry Fonda presenting excerpts from “Camille” will be an added attraction tonight. award is to be a regular feature of the series. is to sing “That Old Feeling,” Cabin of Dreams” and ‘Whispers in -the Dark.”

A hero-of-the-month Tonight Miss Smith

RADIO THIS EVENING

INDIANAPOLIS WIBM

1230 (CBS Net.)

Clyde Barrie Tea Tunes

Child’s Corner

Del Casino Chr. Science Sports Hall’s Or.

Phenomenon orts arieties News Kate Smith

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INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1

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Carlisle-London News Flashes McGregor Do You Know Rogen's Or. 3 Little Words Orphan Annie Tom Mix

Easy Aces Vocal Varieties Sport Slants Smith’s Or.

Rudy Vallee

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find the music a trifle disconcerting at first. The composer's music sel-

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Arden’s Or. Sanders’ Or, Symphonette

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CHICAGO WGN 20 (Mutual Net.) Sun. Melodies Baseball Jack Armstrong re 3 Singing Lady Unannounced

Swing It Harold Turner Len_ Salvo Orphan Annie

Bert Lytell Serenade Bob Newhall Lowell Thomas

Concert Or. Concert Trio Bob Elson Californians

. Amos-Andy Vocal Varieties Lum-Abner Pleasant Valley

Rudy Vallee

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Paul Sullivan Theater ,, Digest

Garber’s Or. Blaine'’s ,or. Reisman’s or. Unannounced King’s or. Moon River Kaye's Or,

Serenade Goodnight

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ERIDAY PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM_1230 (CBS Net.)

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Backstage Wife

Charming

Biz Sister Party Line

Life Stories

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Farm Circle Farm Hour

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Reporter Police Court

Unanneunced Ensembly

Bea Fairfax

‘Feature Time ”» .»

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Women’s News Hope Alden

News Bookends Unannounced

Concert Tall ” ” Varieties Three Consoles 2 3 ” » Unannounced

Lorenzo Jones Harry Bason Party

Bob Byron Twin Pianos

Bon, Voyage ”

Sal. Army Band Tea, Tunes

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Funny Things Yes or No

Where to find other stations:

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

Community Center Sun. Melodies News

CINCINNATI w 700 (NBC-Mutual)

Sing, Neighbor Round Up

CHICAGO 20 (Mutual Net.)

Silent Silent

Good Morning Golden Hour

Anppleberry Peter Grant Unannounced Unannounced

Hj mns ” ” Hope Alden »” ” Mountains Good Morning

Widder Jones

Linda’s Love Unannounced We Live Again Get Thin Live ~ Stock Mail Box

Unannounced Don Pedro Road of Lief Children Painted Dreams Morning Melodies

Feature ,Foods

Unannounced xospel Singer

Girl Alone " Tom-Dick-Harry Est Hour

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” ” ”»” ” 3 2 Unannounced Experience Midday Service tty-Bob ” ” Unannounced. Concert Or. Wife-Secretary Lucky Girl Un: nnounc Bea Fairfax Pepper Young Romances Ma Perkins June Baker Vic-Sade L. Salerno O’Neills Baseball

Unannounced » Unannounced ” Mary Marlin n Kitty Keene _ ”

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Chicage, WBBM 770; WENR 870,

WMAQ 670; Louisville, WHAS 820; Detroit, WIR 750; Gary, WIND 560.

Good Radio Music By JAMES THRASHER Since the evening is so full of the assorted entertainment of Messrs.

Vallee, Bowes, Burns and others,

we might turn our musical at-

tention to another important “promised and hoped for” musiial series of the fall season. That is the Sibelius cycle scheduled by Erno Rapee to begin a week from Sunday on the Radio City Music Hall hour (WLW at

11:30 a. m.). All seven of the Finnish master

’s symphonies are to be included in

this series. Mr. Rapee hopes that Symphony No. 8, now in the process of

composition, may be ready for per-¢

formance before the cycle’s alloted time is completed. The conductor, it is understood, will not present the symphonies on consecutive weeks. Rather, he plans to “stagger” them at two and three-week intervals. This is being done to allow the conscientious student time to prepare himself for the next work. There is not a great deal of piano material available for Sibelius study, and those who want to do a thorough co-operative job with Mr. Rapee probably will have

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” # EJ For the general listener, the “stagger” idea doubtless is a good one. Those becoming acquainted with Sibelius for the first time may

com is derivative, so the listener

tirely original idiom at the beginning. .

As Mr. Rapee has said: “I feel|

ready to say the same about Sibelius, particularly beginning with the Second Symphony.”

PHENOMENON is coming! Radio a Series ELECTRIFYING HISTORY

Beginning Monday

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Both Indianapolis Stations Offer to Assist Orchestra.

Answer to charges he is, or has been, a member of the Ku-Klux Klan, will be made tomorrow night at 8:30 p. m. (Indianapolis Time) by Supreme Court Justice Hugo L. Black, The Justice will speak for 20 minutes over both the NBC and CBS networks, it was announced

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The Indiana State Symphony Society is to open a radio campaign today over WFBM and tomorrow over WIRE. Both local stations have offered their facilities to the society for weekly five-minute broadcasts over an eight-weeks period to acquaint the public with the work and purposes of the Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra, directed by Fabien -Sevitzky. : The WFBM series will open today at 6:30 p. m. with a talk by Ferdinand Schaefer, founder and conductor emeritus of the orchestra. Scheduled to appear as speakers on this series are Mrs. J. A. Goodman, Mrs. Herbert M. Woollen, Franklin Miner, Mr. Sevitzky, Mrs. Elsa P. Test, Dr. G. H. A. Clowes and Gilbert J. Hurty. William H. Ball, Muncie, State Symphony Society president, is to open the WIRE Friday weekly series tomorrow afternoon with a discussion of symphony affairs. The WIRE talks are to be heard from 4:25 to 4:30 p. m. Other speakers over WIRE will. be Mrs. Frederic M. Ayres,. Mrs. P. R. Mallory, Elmer A. Steffen, J. L. Mueller, Herman C. Wolf, Mr. Sevitzky and Leonard A.

| Strauss.

WIRE also will continue the three-minute broadcasts which have been given all summer on the Talented Musicians program, heard at 9:30 a. m. each Saturday. The series will be called “Symphony, Why They Like It.” Mrs. Wayne D. Ritter will speak Saturday morning. According to Mr. Ball, purpose of the broadcasts is to illustrate the civic value of a symphony orchestra.

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Lovers of the serious drama are offered a special treat tonight when George Bernard Shaw's five-play cycle, “Back to Methuselah,” will be presented to the American radio audience in a 75minute radio version especially prepared for the air by G. B. S. himself. ; The Shavian broadcast, originally scheduled for Aug. 30 and postponed because of rescheduling of the Loudk-Farr fight, will be heard over the NBC-Blue Tnetwork beginning at 7:30.

In the five plays, Mr. Shaw tells his version of the story of mankind from the Garden of Edenh to a fancied new Garden of Eden some 30,000 years hence. The drama will be played in NBC’s Radio City studios by a cast including Peggy Wood, Irene Tedrow, Helen Claire, James Meighan and Louis Hector. The air version of “Back to Methuselah” is a special condensation of its five component plays, “In the Beginning,” “The Gospel of

jon | the Brothers Barnabas,” “The Thing “I'Happens,” “Tragedy of an Elderly

Gentleman” and “As Far as Thought Can Reach.” A radio version of “In the Beginning” is linked to the last scene of “As Far as Thought Can Reach” by a narration of the three intervening plays. °

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On his sports review tonight at 6:15 over WFBM, Len Riley will present a round-table discussion by football coaches of local high schools. Sitting around the mike trading verbal: punches will be grid mentors from Tech, Broad Ripple, Washington, Manual, Shortridge and Cathedral,

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Morris Hicks will take his WIRE street reporter program to Lebanon tomorrow where he will be heard at 12:30 p. m. interviewing pupils of the Lindbergh Consolidated School cn the outskirts of the town.

a week for his question-and-answer broadcast, Mr. Hicks will be heard in the next few months from Carmel, (Greenfield, Mooresville, Plainfield, Sheridan and Greenwood.

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Ed Thorgerson, sports commentator for Fox Movietone News, is to summarize the results of the World Series games as guest sports reporter on Lowell Thomas’ newscast beginning next Wednesday. The programs will be heard over NBC-WLW at 5:45 p. m. a ® 8 Gen. Hugh S. Johnson, pungent Times columnist, may be heard in another of his commentaries on the news of the day at 7 tonight over the NBC-Blue network. Some of the stations which carry the program are WJZ, WEAN, WICC, WHK, KDKA and WOWO.

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