Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 11 August 1937 — Page 23

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IN REPLYING in Scribners to Mrs. Ralph Borsodi’'s contentions in yesterday's column that work by women doesn’t pay, Dorothy Van Doren points out that Mrs. Borsodi calculates that the woman working at home can save from $5 to. $20 a week, provided she hat the latest appliances. These, however, would cost at least $500 and since

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From Shelby County Fair Tomorrow; "Fred Allen Disclaims O'Keefe's Feud

KATE SMITH

DRESSES UP

her vacation at Banff, Canada. her back to New York on Sept. 30.

new sponsorship.

The little girl on the left all dressed up in full Kate Smith, shown as she chatted with Chief Two Young Men during After several weeks at Banff, Kate will go to her Lake Placid, N. Y.. home until her new CBS program takes She will be heard next season from 7 to 8 o'clock on Thursday evenings, the same as last year, but under

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(The Indianapolis Times is not responsible for inaccuracies in program announcements caused by station changes after press time.)

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

CHICAGO WGN 20 (Mutual Net)

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Good Radio Music

By JAMES THRASHER

Stephen Foster, chamber music composer, will make what is probably his radio debut on the NBC Music Guild program at noon tomorrow. The unschooled Bard of the Suwannee made no serious pretentions in the chamber music field, any more than he did in song. But he did write a set of quadrilles for two violins, lute and cello. three members of the

These will be NBC String Quartet and

flautist who was soloist last season with the Indianapolis Symphony Orchestra. Also on the program will be a quintet for flute and strings by the American composer, Mrs. H. H. A. Beach. . » " Old-timers ma$ want to join in the chous of '“Old Heidelberg,” rousing stein song from “The Prince of Pilsen,” when that 35-year-old operetta is presented by Jessica Dragonette and Charles Kullmann tonight. WFBM will carry the broadcast at 7:30 o'clock.

” » ” Lily Pons and Andre Kolstelanetz, those perennially reticent musical sweethearts, will be honor guests at

a garden party in Hollywood tonight. Mrs. Edward G. Robinson will be the hostess, and the occasion is in celebration of the couple's last season appearance when they broke all attendance records at the Hollywood Bowl. Miss Pons and Mr. Kostelanetz are to receive a golden bowl from the Bouthern California Symphony Association. They are booked for another Hollywood Bowl appearance Friday night.

Having made something of =a name for himself as a radio composer, Philip James will turn to conducting tomorrow night when he leads the Columbia Concert Orchestra in an hour's program (CBSWFBM at 6 o'clock). Mr. James won an NBC competition a few sea-

tion of a broadcasting station. You may recall the composition—or the title, which I cahnot. He also gained honorable mention in last year’s Philharmonic - Symphony Society competition for American com-

posers, : : The overture to Johann Strauss’

sons back with a musical cross-sec- |

Frances Blaisdell, the comely young®-—-

light opera, "Die Fleliermaus,” will open the concert. Following will be heard the Jarnefeldt ‘Berceuse”; Haydn's Symphony No. 85 in C Minor; the “Dance Before the Ark” from Honegger's oratorio, “King David,” and Smetana’s symphonic poem, “Die Moldau.”

MAESTRO

Arturo Toscanini, famed maestro who will conduct the NBC Symphony Orchestra in a special series of concerts next winter, in one of his newest pictures. The distinguished conductor is at Salzburg, Austria, this summer and NBC will broadcast another o his Salzburg programs on Aug.

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| Francis White to Salute

Jerome Kern on

WEFBM Tonight.

There's unusual radio interest this summer in Hoosier county fairs, both WFBM and WIRE sending announcers out of town to originate broadcasts in Franklin, Columbus, Shelbyville and other communities. Each local station will broadcast from Shelbyville tomorrow, bringing highlights of the Shelby County Fair to Indianapolis listeners. WIRE's programs, originated by Jack Stilwill and A] Beveridge, will be heard at 11:45 a. m. and again at 12:10 p. m. WFBM's broadcasts at 12:30 and 2:30 p. m. will be orig inated by Fred Winter, announcer: Henry Wood, WFBM farm director, and the Haymakers, entertainers. Portions of WIRE's broadcasts will be originated over WIRE's shortwave station, WATB. and rebroadcast. WATB is the call letter identification of WIRE's sound truck. which makes possible “color” and interview pickups away from the regular microphone. The truzk's signals are picked up by special receiver and then are rebroadcast over the station's regular transmitter. ” ” ” These county fair broadcasts give announcers and technicians a chance to get in trim for Indiana’s big show, the State Fair, which opens Sept. 4. Definite schedules have not been announced, but WFBM plans daily broadcasts from the Fair Grounds, and WIRE will originate its “Farm Hour” on the grounds each morning and will carry other Fair programs in the afternoon. WIRE also expects to broadcast programs by NBC's “Barn Dance” troupe, which is heard weekly over the local NBC station and over WLW. The entire troupe will be here during the Fair, presenting the complete barn dance show, which lasts some five or six hours.

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Don McNeill, NBC's “Breakfast Club” director, tells a pathetic story which illustrates just how much radio means to persons confined to homes or hospitals with illness. A Marine, for whose life doctors had given up hope, wrote from Marine Hospital, Ellis Island, N. Y,, that at his request he was being transfered from the hospital to his sister's home in Seattle. He had listened to the “Breakfast Club” every morning for more than a year, and he wanted to stop in Chicago to see a broadcast. The “no audience” rule was waived, and the young man watched two broadcasts from the control room of NBC's Chicago studios. Saddest part of the story is that he was unable to continue on to his sister's Seattle home, but had to be sent from the studio to Chicago's Marine Hospital, The “Breakfast Club” is broadcast at 7 o'clock each morning over the Blue network, and features Mr. McNeill as master of ceremonies; Helen Jane Behlke, contralto; Jack Baker, tenor, and the Ranch Boys. ou ” » Walter O'Keefe may not be exactly original, but he is amusing with his summer network “feuding” --jesting other comedians who are off the air and can't talk back. Tonight he plans a skit called “The Life and Loves of Jack Benny,” a title which promptly drew a statement from “Town Hall's” perennial conductor, Fred Allen. The vacationing Mr. Allen telegraphed he would have nothing to do with Mr. O'Keefa's skit, and that he himself was able to provide plenty of feud for thought where Mr. Benny was concerned, Radio's important summer feud is not on Wednesday evening, but on Sunday, when Charlie MecCarthy and W. C. Fields warm up to sarcastic quips to provide our jolliest comedy. Messrs. Allen and Benny proved beyond argument that listeners, tired of saccharine dialog, delighted in good-natured mud slinging, and Messrs, Bergen and Fields are cashing in on the same idea. And why not, when they do it so well? » » » Vocalist Francia White, in her second CBS-WFBM “Cavalcade of America’ broadcast at 6 o'clock this evening, will salute Jerome Kern. Since his score from the musical comedy, “The Golden Widow,” in 1903, Kern has kept busy writing music for stage and screen mnesicals. Songs to be revived tonight will include “Wild Roee,” from “Sally”; “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes,” from “Roberta”; “I ‘Dream Too Much,” from the Lily Pons picture by the same name; “The Way You Look Tonight,” from the As- - taire-Rogers picture, “Swingtime” and “Can I Forget You,” from his newest musical, Paramount's “High, . Wide and Handsome.” 6 8 ADIO FOOTNOTES — Elliott Roosevelt, the President's second son, petitioned the Federal Communications Commission for approval to take over ownership of KABC in San Antonio, Tex. . Frank Morgan makes his radio Shakespearean debut next Monday evening in the CBS version of “As You Like It.” . . . Irene Rich's new leading man when she begins a new NBC series Sunday evening will be Henry Hunter, formerly on NBC's Chicago dramatic staff under the name of Arthur Jacobs. . « The season's longest commercial, very likely, was Music Hall's sponsor's talk last week. . . . Fred Waring will play at Chicago's Drake Hotel beginning Aug. 27, and will be heard over the Mutual network exclusively. . . . “Magic Key” next Sunday will be broadcast in part from Mollywood and will feature Robert Aench:. ley as master of ceremonies. . . A baseball game played by peominent broadcasters and writers, including Westbrook Pegler and Heywood Broun, Times columnists, will be broadcast over NBO-Blue at 3 p. m. Sunday. . . . Katharine Cornell—of all people—will be the umpire, or is it “umpirette.” . . . Joe Louis, heavyweight champion, will be interviewed over NBC-Blue at 3:15 p. m. tomorrow by Clem McCarthy, the broadcast originating at Louis’ Pompton Lakes, N. J. training camp. . . . A radio publicist quips that if Adam came back to

earth today, the only things he would recognize are the radio jokes: