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All-Star Game Is to Be Broadcast

RADIO STAR SHINES AGAIN

Candid cameramen are busy in the radio studios this summer as old headliners leave and new faces are seen oh the substitute pro-

grams. Frank Crumit,

The jolly subject of a OBS photographer presented today is who left semiretirement to head the new

Sunday

evening “Universal Rhythm” program which features Rex Chandler's

orchestra.

Crumit comes to New York weekly from his home at

| Woollcott Quits Air To-

day, but CBS Hints He Will Return in Fall.

By RALPH NORMAN A handy little gadget known around the studios as a voice disguiser will be used this evening during Sedley Brown's and Allie Lowe Miles’ “Husbands and Wives” broadcast. When you talk into a voice disguiser, NBC engineers say, not even your own wife—or husband—will recognize you. That's why it is used frequently on “Husbands and Wives” programs, where speakers insist on remaining anonymous even to their families. The speaker who will have his voice filtered tonight will. tell how he spends money without telling his

wife about it. Naturally he wants to speak anonymously! This “Husbands and Wives” program, which NBC-Blue carries at 6 o'clock each Tuesday evening, presents listeners in discussions of doe mestic problems. One of many “listener participation” programs which flowered last winter, it is one of few such offerings on the air this sum-

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The networks’ sports staffs will be concentrated in Washington tomorrow afternoon to describe the fifth annual All-Star baseball game. WFBM will carry the CBS broadcast locally, beginning at 12:30 p. m. WGN’s Mutual AllStar broadeast will open at 12:15 'p. m,, and WLW will Carry NBC's account, also beginning at 12:15 p. m. WIRE, this afternoon, announced it will carry the NBC broadcast, beginnihg at 12:45 p.m. All three CBS announcers assigned to the Washington game were heard last year from Boston, announcing the 1936 AllStar game. France Laux regularly covers the home games of

the St. Louis Browns and Cardinals, through station KMOX; Bill Dyer reports the home battles of the Athletics

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RADIO THIS EVENING

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INDIANAPOLIS WFBM_ 1230 {CBS Net.) 14, TH:

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Willson’s Or.

McGregor Interviews

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Infaws Lowell Thomas

CHICAGO GN 12 (Mutual Net.) Swing It Harold Turner

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WEDNESDAY PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM_ 1230 (CBS Net.) 130 Chuck Wagon

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The “Town Orier,” portly and

[eloquent Alexander Woollecott, leaves [the air after his OBS-WFBM 5:30

o'clock broadcast this evening. CBS notes he “will enjoy a vacation from the air durihg the summer months,” indicating he may be expected back next fall. The current Woollcott series, which opened in January, has been much tamer and quieter than the critic's ‘earlier radio ventures. In. stead of leveling fireworks at the American scene, he has told many anecdotes, nearly always amusing but seldom caustic. Radio's middle-of-the-road policy at first was said to displease the commentator, who once left the air in a huff with the declaration he never would broadeast again. But he came back, accepting radio's noncritical attitude and apparently enjoying it. n ” » Several network commentators are in radio news just now, with Boake Carter this week changing time to

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LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND

By DR. ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM

COOPYR/ GMT IPOT SOHN DILLE CO

DR. E. R. MOWRER made a study of the length of residence

of 1000 divorced couples in ‘Chicago | checking ‘the telephone direc- | vears previous

by tories over several to their ‘divorces. He found that the divorced couples had moved on an ‘average every year and nine months whereas the couples whose names were listed next to them in the telephone books had moved only once every two years and nine months. found that a ‘high percentage of people Who come to psychiatric clinics are frequent movers and the same is true of the parents of de‘lihquents wnd young ‘criminals. -

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cated OF THE RACE?

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= 2 CERTAINLY if one is going to marry he should be interested in

the health of his children and if he be interested in their happiness as well as their health he should also be interested in the health of | his grandchildren. Their future health depends to a great extent on who marries whom and what | sort of heredity is transmitted to {the children. Even if he has no children he should be interested in the economic future of the race because so much of human happi- | ness and also health depends on

| economic security. He should also |

| be interested in handing down hig Ja Tor ‘the ‘his ancestors

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, handed down high standards to | him, | » 5 =n IF BY a RESTLESS person is meant one who can never sit still, ‘who ‘drums ‘with his fingers, etc, he may be either progressive or unprogressive. These signs indicate bad nerves, poor digestion, gen- | eral dissatisfaction with things as | they are. The really progressive

person is hot restless in this sense [dance tunes, goes in for fancy ar-

| but is usually one of sound nerves | and clear head—one ‘who ‘devotes himself to usihg his mind.

NEXT—Are ‘women as VAIN

about their ‘portraits and photographs as men?

COMMON ERRORS Never say, “He couldn't scarcely

climb the steps”; say, “could scarcely.”

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Good Radio Music

By JAMES THRASHER |

Unless your musical taste is of the long-faced Parnassian variety | that admits of no levity in the tonal art I would suggest listening one | of these Tuesday nights to Mark Warnow and his orchestra. Mr. Warnow and his boys broadcast for CBS at 8:30 o'clock tonight and each Tuesday and while WFBM ‘does not carry the program, you | should be able to pick up the program with a little “fishing.”

This ‘series, called Music,” is not commercially sponsored. But its director, instead of | playing straight and uhihspiring |

rangements. His favorite dish is the | “swing fugue,” or a popular song | done over in the classic manner, For instance, he may take Mozart's | Overture to “The Marriage of Fi- |

garo” and interpolate some threads of “Tiger Rag” with amusing effect. Or he will select some old chestnut like “Where Did You Get That! Hat?” announce it in fugal seriousness, and develop the theme along the strictest contrapuntal lines. All of this has given Mr. Warnow the title of No. 1 Wit among radio musicians. He has a presumably small but certainly devoted following. His highjinks, of course, easily could pal as a steady diet, but they're fun for a change. You should give the program a try. William ‘Grant Still's “Afro-Amer-ican Symphony,” ‘which is the young Negro composer's best khown work, will be broadcast by Freddie Rich and his ‘orchestra on WFBM this evening. Note that the broadcast has been moved up to the later hour of 6:30 o'clock. Also on the program will be Mr. Rich's ‘own “Penthouse Suite,” and Griffes’ “Pleasure Dome of Kubla Khanh,” This Griffes work is the one which first attracted America’s attention to the man who is regard‘ed by ‘many as our most gifted ha-

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NBC Contracts 10 New Outlets

In one branch of their summer rivalry, NBC is stepping out ahead of CBS. By contracting 10 more | stations, all of them in the South, | NBC now boasts a total of 136, far ahead of the junior chain which claims only 103. | After heated words over Shakespeare, sports events and music, the network feud turned last week- | end to the Boy Scout jamboree at | Washington, D. C. NBC scheduled | several broadcasts, then OBS came | along and scheduled Scout pro- | grams, several of them in periods just preceding NBC's Scout airings. | A ‘year ago both networks probably | were reluctant to broadcast more | than a few times from a Scout jamboree, but this year they hustled | for the best periods. t

NBC ‘put one “exclusive” broaacast over on the CBS the other night, though, when an enormous turtle ‘was found along the New | Jersey coast. NBC took no chances | by listing a turtle broadcast, but | simply switched to the beach without previous ahhouncement. CBS

really had the last Judgh, though, | for doubtless most

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‘Where to find ‘other stations: Chicago, WBBM 770; WENR 870;

permit a rebroadcast to the West Coast, ‘H. V. Kaltenborn preparing for a European frip, and Hendrik Van Loon the recipient of citations by the Queen of Netherlands. Carter's broadcasts will be at 5:45 and 9:15 p. m. each Monday, Wednesday and Friday during the summer, the second broadcast scheduled especially for West Coast listeners. Elmer Davis, author ahd lec turer, will substitute for CBS’ Kaltenborn when the commentator goes abroad after his Thursday broadcast. The program also changes tithe, and Mr. Davis will be heard at 8:30 Pp. ‘Mm. each Stundiy. Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, ih recognition of services to her country, has conferred the Ordér of the Orange Nassau on Dr. Van Loon, NBC's Sunday commenstator.

” n ” Ably assisted by William Farnum, John Barrymore brought to NBC listeners last night a coherent version of “Macbeth.” The transcription for radio seemed, to this listener, to have suffered much less in the cut= ting room than did Barrymore's “Richard III” last week, “Radio Theater” rang down the curtain with an inconsequential but pleasant presentation of “Beau Brummel,” with Robert Montgom=ery in just the same breezy role that we expect him to play in the movies,

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