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SATURDAY, MAY 8, 1937

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W. C. Fields Is to Make Radio Debut - Tomorrow Night in Don Ameche Show;

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G. O. Pi National Chalk man to Speak Tonight On Red Network

By RALPH NORMAN -

Last of the popular stage comedians of a bygone era.to turn. to radio is W. C, Fields. You may have noticed as you listen to Cantor, Jolson, the late Will Rogers, Wynn, _ Pearl, Jessel, Lahr and others, that Mr. Fields has done no guest stare ring, nor has he had his own series. The comedian who turned from the stage to films and repeated his success, tomorrow night breaks precedent, though, to appear on | the initial Don Ameche - Edgar Bergen - Werner Janssen broadcast, ‘which NBC-WIRE will carry from Hollywood at 6 F& o'clock. | 4 4 Mr. Pields’ ®|,, : only broadcast- W. C. Fields ing to date was.a tribute to Daryl Zanuck, aired |from a banquet in the film executive's honor. I can't explain his lack of interest in radio, for certainly lhe could name his price and get jit. Perhaps he feels radio is not a suitable medium for his individual humor. #| 2 The Don Ameche show—I wish the sponsors (would name it, but they haven’t—is the first big variety program to open in the ‘spring when many of the expensive programs ‘leave the air, Tomorrow = night's cast includes nearly everyone in Hollywood with Ann Harding (Mrs. Werner Janssen), appearing in a dramatic sketch, “The Guardsman,” ¢#with Mr. Ameche.

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NOT THE slightest danger. Indeed, we often hear of students having “nervous breakdown” from

overstudy and that they even “go

off the handle.” It is doubtful that the study is the cause. Psychologists find such people are worried and under nervous strain from other cause—financial troubles, anxiety lest they fail in their studies, love affairs, etc. ” u 2 MOST EMPHATICALLY. This has been proved by an immense research published in three larges volumes, in which the honesty of over 10,000 children from about 8 to 14 was measured—not guessed at, but measured. Their tendency was accurately gauged on

LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND

By DR. ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM.

ILL BET YOU TELL THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS /

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three phases of honesty—lying— cheating and stealing. The one thing that stood out was that on the average the higher the intelligence the higher scores ay they make on the tests of honesty. ”

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NO, it is many times harder. Grandfather flattered grandmother by merely bringing her an apple to school and she flattered him with a pair of knitted woolen mittens. Father, however, had to give her a buggy ride behind a spick and span trotter and now it takes at least a six-cylinder—and preferably an eight or 12. The fact is that women today are looking at

and what they want is not flattery of any kind—even autos or orchids— put understanding and co-operation.

COMMON ERRORS

Never say, “He drunk too much”; say, “drank.”

Best Short Waves

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the laboratory stage. Mr. Lohr’s reasons for believing that television may not become commonplace for sometime—he didn't forecast any appreximate time he expects for its general use—are: 1. Intricacy of television broadcast and reception. Because of difficult engineering problems, receivers must be built for certain type transmitters, and any change in the transmitter, however slight, would make obsolete and useless -all existing receivers. It is obvious, he said, that television must be near perfection before receivers can be marketed.

2. Program expense. Talent would

cost more than for sound transmis=sion, costumes and stage sets would be necessary, and more. variety would be essential for television programs, he explained. Mr. Lohr said that movies would not be available from motion picture producers, and it would cost about $3,000,000 yearly for a station to run a film three hours daily. This economic problem of programs has broadcasters

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Television Cost Is Bar to General Use, Lohr Says

Television is a reality, but for economic reasons we may not have it

Lenox Lohr, NBC president, told a

group of Indianapolis men at a luncheon in his honor yesterday. There are 100 television receivers in a radius of 50 miles around New York which each evening receive programs transmitted from NBC's experimental station in the Empire State Building, Mr. Lohr said. He explained that reception equals in fidelity and quality the average home movie projection, and that transmission, while experimental, has passed

3. Cost of transmission by wire. To form networks for television broadcasting, the wire charges would

be about 300 times the present |

charge for sound transmission, according to Mr. Lohr. Special cable necessary for television would carry 300 telephone conversations, he said.

Transmission Limited

Mr. Lohr believes that only cities of 100,000 or more will ever support television, and because transmission is limited to a maximum of 50 miles, only about 5 per cent of the country will have it available when it is commercialized. He also believes that like sound programs, sponsors will pay the cost. Mr. Lohr was in Indianapolis as guest of Eugene Pulliam, WIRE manager, He spoke at the Ulen Country Club's Beefsteak Dinner, and returned to New York yesterday afternoon. 5 3

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Lorenz Hart, who wrote. ihe dra- . matic song, | “All Points West,” which Ray Middleton introduced on a Paul Whiteman concert in New York.. Mr. Middleton also is in the program lineup for tomor-. row night, as is Bert Lahr,

CBS broadcasts the second of its ventures into joriginal radio writing at 5 o'clock [tomorrow afternoon, presenting Irwin -Shaw’'s “Supply and Demand. L The performance, under direction of Irving Reis of the CBS “Workshop,” will be|a materialization of a “Workshop” theory that effective dramatic presentation over the net3 demands works specially planned and written for the microphone. Can jit be that radio .ac= tually is seeking to create its own material? Heretofore the networks apparently . have been content ‘to “adapt” whatever they want, without ‘attempting creative work. The author|of “Supply and De-

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success, “Bury the Dead.” His radio play ist programmed as an ironical com hentary on the food situation in the United States.

A x =& “There is an unusual amount of off-season political activity on the networks for some reason, with John D. M. Hamilton, G. O. P. na~ tional chairman, speaking weekly over a coast-to-coast network. He will be heard again tonight, at 8:30 o'clock via the NBC-Red network, and he| is scheduled for CBS Sunday evening talks on May 1p and 23.

2 un ” . John Charles Thomas, whom you may have heard when he was in 1n= dianapolis for the Music Clubs’ con= ° vention, and | Jascha Heifetz, who comes here next season on:the Martens Concert series, will be soloists with the Sunday evening symphonic hours this week. Mr. Heifetzls first selection, with the Detroit Symphony Orchestra will be Saint-Saens ‘“Havanaise,” written after the distinguished French composer's visit to America early in this century. The second selection will (be the Fantasy from

.| Bizet’s opera, {{Carmen.”

Orchestral selections will include the overture to Wagner's “The Flying Dutchman”; Von Weber's “Jubel Overture”; Pur‘cell’s “Trumpet Prelude”; a rhumba from | McDonald's “Rhuvmba Symphony,” concluded with Webb's familiar “Hail to the Lord's Anointed.” W. J, Cameron will’ give his customary intermission talk. | .

TONIGHT

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SHELL SHOW

1:30 to 8:30 C. S. T. Over

DIZZY DEAN and UMPI E BILL KLEM

CLAUDE RAINS

* Dramatic actor FRAY & BRAGGIOTTI ¥ i iano team )LD-TIME GERMAN BAND

JULIA PETERS Chicago City Opera Star

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JOE COOK

Master of Ceremonies