Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 27 February 1937 — Page 15

"SATURDAY, FEB. 27,

1937

OUR BOARDING HOUSE

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With Major Hoople

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SIDE GLANCES

THE INDIANAPOLIS

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Q 1937 BY NEA SERVICE. INC. Y.M. REG, U.S. PAT OFF.

“I finally get a j0b where |

hare a chance to meet rich

men’s daughters, and I have to wear this outfit.”

—By Martin

DON'TCHA BELLE ME °

WE NN wiF TUE HEARD CoE 00) We OW AXER BUT KNOW Yoo sof] THAT'S VOOR Sor, WEL STICK TO \T

L\SSEN LOW

DETHER AM 1°) F YOU EVER POLL. A GAG

LIKE THAT ON ME AGAIN...

COME. | COME LETS GET GONG STEPHEN WILL WONDER WHAT

ON EARTH HAS BECOME OF LS

GIVE ME THE POCKET BOOK=--= HERE'S YOUR REWARD

HEY WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ?=DID YOU DROP A POCKET BOOK?

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WASHINGTON TUBBS I

HEY, MOM=IT WAS THEIR POCKET BOOK. =AND THEY GAVE ME TEN WHOLE DOLLARS/

WHO IT

BUT THEY ACTED FUNNY = THE SHADES WERE DOWN -=- | COULDN'T SEE

Exact LY

MINUTES LATER

WAS

BET WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF THEM __ VET!)

—By Crane

(WHOA THERE! Te DEALS) Wity 2

BRIT ANT GU FIGHT | AFRA\D O I ANT GUNNER FIGHT OF HiM2

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2 7 mg MYRA NORTH, SPECIAL NURSE

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AND DON'T CALL ME "SISTER". IL AINT FIGHTIN' EASY, BECAUSE HE'S ME PAL, I BIN IN, HM AN LITTLE WASKIE 1S ABOUT THE ONLY FRENS I GOT (LEFT,

SURELY YOU AREN'T GOING SEE, AFTER ALL THE ME 55 TO THROW OVER A BRILLIANT, COMEBACK IN THE RING

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7 | WAS GETTING THIS | MR JEPSON! oa) VAN UP 10 HEAD = Nei QUARTERS. GUESS VOU WON'T BE NEEDING A BODYGUARD ANY MORE

rr WELL, MISS NORTH... IT’S TIME Y I HOPE NOT. |

BRUNO?!

"1-TLL NEVER FORGET YOU FOR. THIS, MYRA!? BREAKING THIS | CASE WILL BE SURE TO WIN ME A PROMOTION! IF EVER OU NEED ANY STRONG - ARM)

ASSISTANCE, BE SURE TO CALL ON YOUR OLD FRIEND, /

1 SURE WILL, BRUNO |

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KNOWN

IN HISTORY WAS THE OVERFLOWING OF THE HOANG -HO, IN CHINA, WITH A DSS OF LIFE ESTIMATED

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SERVE MAN IN FIVE MAJOR. CAPACITIES: AS DESTROVERS OF INSECTS, AS DESTROVERS OF WEED SEEDS,

1S IMPOSSIBLE 1 TO ESTIMATE ACCURATELY THEIR VALUE TO MAN,

ENTOMOLOGISTS sre agreed that every vear the loss to agriculture, in the United States alone, through insect pests amounts to over a billion dollars. They also agree that almost any insect, if un-

checked by ifs natural enemies would, in a short space of time, inherit the earth. - - » NEXT-—What is the difference in the amount of heat sent us by the sun and the moon?

WHAT'S THIS /

I'M GONG TO CLOSE AINSLEY 7 HOUSE, MV DEAR, AND MOVE TO LONDON... IT'S LACK OF EXCITEMENT THAT'S BEEN THE MATTER WITH ME, ALL ca ALONG-YOU'LL ly, COME WITH

(% | SEE, ['M RATHER

WAS ME

I'M AFRAID NOT ~

ARRAED OVER A END OF MINE. HE AS TO HAVE WRITYEN HERE, BUT -

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LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND

By DR. ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM

DOES A MAN REGENT BEING DEFEATED B ANOTHER MA AS BADLY AS HE DOES TOBE DE peared ?

YES ORNO

Hie CONTROL

S THE last drop of wormwood A in the cup of human bitterness for a man to be defeated by a woman. He might be defeated withfout resentment by a woman at a sewing or dishwashing

{sphere he must be supreme. Imagine Jack Dempsey or Eugene [Tunney or the Brown Bomber beling knocked out by a woman-—every Iman alive would feel he had sud|denly swallowed a couple of quarts of gall.

3 ” ” WE KNOW a good deal about what has happened in human history but we know very little about what has caused things to happen, Also ideas ahd emotions

| bee—mere | women's jobs—but in his own manly |

IT WON'T STRIKE AGAIN Kew

DO YOU EVER MA EXACTLY TE

HAS HUMAN PROGRESS BEEN DUE MORE TO MAN'S ENCE ORTC

ONS ? wows, a5

are hard to separate. But I think, perhaps, the primary force in his- | tory has been ideas. Some great | philosopher or scientist = Thales, | Socrates, Plato, St. Thomas, Seneca. | Cicero, Kant, Darwin, Nietzsche, | Max Pasteur, Faraday, Einstein gets | a new idea—one of those immortal organizing ideas that change the whole mental outlook of man. Then | the teachers, priests, orators, writers, | poets and politicians translate these | into the feelings and emotions of | the common man so that they become the basis of his habits. For example, democracy, equality, liberty were at first mere ideas developed by philosophers; they have now be come emotions, and the more they

are controlled by {he original dea '|

‘of the philosopher the more fruitful |

they become.

n ” NO, BECAUSE iife is forever | a new, case. You are given a slight elecI tric shock and told to press a button |

the moment you feel it.

A second later you are given an- | had the WMAQ 670; Louisville,

{other shock. Have you Isaine experience twice? No, because |

{have become a different person. So With all Experiences: great or small.

COMMON ERRORS

Never say,

temper’; say, “vicious temper.”

Best Short Waves

SATURDAY BERLIN—5 p. m.—Musical comedy. DJD, 11.77 meg.

“Tales of GSB, 9.51

? PD. M-— Sea. rr "9.58 meg., . (3SA, 6.05 meg. CARACAS—-T:30_p. m —Cuban Orrn YV2RC, 5.8 meg. BERLIN--8:18 Dp. m. ~Club of Notions. DJD, 11.77 meg. ON-—8:57 p. m.—"“The Cona or Ty Air.’ GSC, 9.58 meg. SB. 9.51 meg; GSL, 6.11 meg. WA 0 n .m. Northern Ly lit CJR 6.15 meg., RX, 11.72 meg. ’ SBURGH 1p. tor bas hor ROANaXK. 6.14 m SUNDAY

m.—Gypsy Band.

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6:15

LONDON Artists. SRET 58 meg.

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Present Sunday Night Show Sponsor

RADIO THIS EVENING

(Ths Indianapolis Times Is not responsible for inaccuracies in program ane

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM_ 1230 (CBS Net.)

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

fiouncements caused by station changes after press time.)

CINCINNATI WLW 700 (NBC-Mutual)

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Sports Bohemians

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Bible Ins’t. Top Hatters Alma Kitchell Sports

Santa Anita

Thorton Fisher Ed Wynn Goy. La Follette

Ski Meet Unannounced Nports A. G. Karger Santa Anita

R. RD D, Hour Saturday Partly

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Day’s Close Harold Turner Light’s Or. Melodies

Santa Anita

Sports Orchestra

Tom, Dick, Harry Hamilton’s Or. Chuck Wagon

Studio Tickets Reported Engaged For Next 14 Months.

By RALPH NORMAN Not because Jack Benny can’t de= cide whether to “Bee” or not to “Bee,” but because his program is to be carried locally by WIRE, beginning tomorrow night, this 1s a good time to tell you about his precedent-breaking new contract. Unlike movie contracts, radio cons tracts usually are written for short periods—13 or 26 weeks, with an ope tion if the sponsor wants to cone

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Speed Show

Serenaders » ”

Barn Dance

Snow Village Joe Cook

Tribune-Sports Ch’cago , Symph.

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Blaine's Or,

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SUNDAY PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WEFBM 1230 (CBS Net.)

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

CINCINNATI WLW 700 (NBC-Mutual)

CHICAGO WGN 20 (Mutual Net)

Flanner House Problems

Silent

Forum » »

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lion dollars. The terms were prompted, pere haps, by an offer Jack received to | preside over the NBC Sunday eve ning hour now filled by “Do You Want to Be An Actor?”

un on " The Benny program, to be heard at 6 o'clock tomorrow night, is another NBC-Red network show added to WIRE's schedule. The Indianapolis station last fall switched from the Blue to the Red network, and as contracts are rewritten, Red network shows are

Aunt Susan

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Nagle's Or, ’ » Church » ”»

Child ren’s Hour

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substituted for Blue offerings. Although NBC's Blue chain consists of 32 stations, while the Red network has only 29, the Red is

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Air Church C. M. B. Class

Varieties ” » Youth Musie

Cloister Bells High Hatters Mission ,School

Concert ”n ”»

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more expensive and is considered by sponsors as more desirable because it has more powerful sta

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Stardust ”» ”»

Devotional ” "

Melody Hour

New H. W. Van Loon Kehearsal oh »

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Warblers

tions. Most of NBC's best-known shows=-Benny, Vallee, Crosby and others=are on the Red network. WIRE also ue Vallee now,

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Weem’s Or.

Melodies » »

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Paris News Headlines

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Glee Club Dick Harold

New York Symph.

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St. Vavid Strolting Tom Melody Matince

Bowers’ Band Choral Voices Thatcher Colt

Metro. Auditions »n »

Civie Choir Serenade » »

Sunday Players

Lutheran Hour Funk's Or. Smoke )reams

Magic Key

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Comics " "

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J. M. Phelps Church Musie Men of Destiny

Church Music Concert Or, Nerenaders Alice Blue

Da nce Or,

Norvo’s Or, Lucas’ Or.

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Marion Talley Stoopnagle-Budd

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Detroit Symph. { Yehudi Menuhin)

Community Sing » »

News

Catholic, Hour

Buddies Al Wynnkoop

Jack Benny ” » - Ind, Parade

Amateur Plays ”» »

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Manhattan Familiar Music

Rapee Symph, (With

Percy Grainger) " ”»

Ray Knight

Human Relations ” ”»

Jack Benny Beauty Strands Sunset Dreams Ama teur, Plays

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Edwin C. Hill

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Jack Randolph Mysteries

Ray Knight Milky Way » »

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Hockey

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Old Religion Ly yman's Or.

Harvey Hayes News H. V. O'Brien El Chico

Pam Sullivan Traver’s Or. Bestor’s Or. Brigode's Or,

Martin's Or, » »

Arnheim's Or, » »

Barron's Or, » »

Moon River

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MONDAY PROGRAMS

INDIANAPOLIS WFBM 1230 (CBS Net.)

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

CINCINNATI LW 00 (NBC-Mutual)

CHICAGO WGN 20 (Mutual Net)

Chuck Wagon

Birds

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9:45

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Gold ‘Medal

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Magarine

Mrs. Farrell

Melodies Devotions Musica! Clock

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Streamliners

Hymn Ninger Adela St. John

Sing Neighbor News

Chandler Chats Post Office Cheerio ’

Hymns Hope Alden Lamplighter Kitty Keene

Sunny Raye Concert Hall Meloaies Chndren

David Harum Women Only Miniatures Party Line

Linda’ s Love Chirdren Garden Talks Gospel Singer

Stock-News Personal Column Love Song Vion of Exp.

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Gumps Hope Alden Helen Trent Darling

Down East Farm Bureau Farm Circle Lite Stories

Big Sister Air | School

Myrt-Marge

Mary Baker Mary Marlin Linda's Love Farm Hour

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Reporte Little Theater

Jane Courtland Legislature

Girl Alone Tom, Dick, Stocks

Farm-Home Hour

» nh ” » Varieties Tommy-Belty School of Afr " »

Nev vs Church Women Pop Con ert

Education Series

Women’s News Wilderness

McGregor House Plow Boys Varieties

Spitalny” s, Or.

Follow Moon Harry Bason

a Talk It Over

Waitanabe Homestead

Dick Tracy

J. Armstrong

oh ing Lady rohan Annie

Harry

Where to find other stations: Chicago, . WBBM 770, WENR 870,

Silence

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Tmwphighter Good Morning Len Salvo Children Harold Turner Ouoking School

Get Thin

Bove Song Don Pedro Len ‘Salve Tom, Dick, Harry Man On Street We Are Four Texas Musio Wife vs. See’y. Markets Mia-Day Nervice

Concert “or. Lawrence Salerno Pa nted Dreams

Marriage Bureau

Molly Jun. Baker Len Salvo Concert Or.

Mary Sothern Good Health Harold Jumer

Dance or.

Len Salve Margery Graham

WHAS 820; Detroit, WIR +50; Gary, WiND 560.

| the first shock changed you—you |

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Beginning this w through the rest of the season with only one conductor.

Good Radio Music

By JAMES THRASHER

Arthur Rodzinski, | make his bow to the radio audience with a new orchestra at 2 p. m. to- |

morrow over WFBM.

For the first of his eight broadcasts, Dr. Rodzinski has chosen a | odern, exsept for Weber's Overture to “Oberon.”

m predominately m {rogam 5 tribute to the broadeast’s commentator when

| The conductor will pay

eek, the New York Philharmonic-Symphony will | “The Show Is

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conductor of the Cleveland orchestra, who will

| ne plays Deems Taylor's Suite, “Through the Looking Glass.”

Something of a Sibelius “expert,” | like Werner Janssen, one-time Inpolis resident, |will offer that Finnish master’s Symphony in D Major as the program’s chief item. Also inciuded is Strauss’ “Till Eulenspiegel.” | After his service with the New | York orchestra, the conductor will

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[return to Cleveland for a short | time, then depart for Europe for a | summer of guest appearances. | first will be in London during the

| coronation celebration.

Having

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discussed Yehudi | Hephzibah Menuhin at length on | Thursday, I'll only remind you again [that you do not want to miss these | | youthful artists on WFBM at | o'clock tomorrow night. | ” ” » An “English-American” will be Erno Rapee's contribution tomorrow at 9 p. m. (WIRE) Solo-

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Tomorrow's Radio City Music Hall broadcast (NBC-Blue at 11:30 a. m.) will present Jennie Tourel and Jan | Richard Strauss and a Concerto for Peerce as soloists, and an orchestra | Orchestra by Vivaldi. Plug ‘which will offer,

Scottish soprano of the Metropolitan Opera, and the Schola Cantorum of New York, Hugh Ross conducting. Principal feature of the program will be Mr. Grainger’s Foster,”

who will be |

while Mr,

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“Tribute to for practically everything musical, based on Foster’'s “Camptown Races.” The score symphony orchestra, brass band, pianoforte, half a dozen | marimbas, 20 musical glasses, soloist, | chorus and two conductors, The extra conductor, Mr. Ross, leads part of the participants in one rhythm, Grainger will be beating time in an- | Sing” other. [9

among “L’Apres two Strauss songs, while Miss Juan” by will do songs yu TO

Besides its 61 basic Stations in the {two chains, NBC has 61 more sta tions which may be hooked into | either chain or left out as the spon= | sor wishes. Most Southern stations |are optional, for many nationally | advertised products have little mare ket in the South. CBS links 101 stations, but few | Programs are carried by the com= | plete network. The new Mutual | chain, which this winter expanded | into a coast-to-coast network, cone sists of 39 outlets. For thorough coast-to-coast cov-

ee. |€rage, NBC and CBS each charges

about $12,500 an hour. { hour period, | $7500, This discussion, perhaps, will cleat jap a few questions about the net= (works, and explain why different | programs, though announced for the | same network, seldom are on exactly [ same stations.

For a halfthe charge is aboub

un on ” If you hope to see a Benny broad= (cast in Hollywood in the next few | years, you must write now for tick= |ets. NBC is running 14 months be{hind in filling requests, and you | would be lucky to secure admission [to a show ve in ig

ROUND the dial Tonight McCarthy for NBC-WIRE and | Bryan Field for Mutual-WGN will | describe the $100,000 Santa Anita | Handicap at 6 o'clock . . . Jacques | Fray and Marie Braggiotti, the fa= | mous piano team, will guest star for {Ed Wynn over NBC-WIRE at 7 o'clock . James Melton, popular (radio and movie singer, tonight be=- | comes regular master of ceremonies of the “Saturday Night Party” | (NBC-WLW at 7 o'clock), adding | another youthful entertainer to |a youthful cast. . Governor La | Follette of Wisconsin in an NBC= | WIRE address at 7:30 o'clock is to reply to Senator Wheeler's [talk on the President's proposed | judiciary reorganization. . Willie and Eugene Howard will bring come= | edy to Floyd Gibbons’ CBS-WFBM | “Speed Show” at 8 o'clock, and for | the program feature, Gibbons will interview Prof. Walter B. Pitkin of “Life Begins at Forty” fame. . . . | Joe Cook's galaxy of entertainers for [his NBC-WLW variety show at 8:30 {o'clock includes Frank Buck and "father Bernard Hubbard, the “gla= cier priest,” the first a conqueror of African jungles, the latter respected | for his missionary work in the Far North.

~Clem

n n ” Much older than the Allen-Benny (mythical feud is a real feud which isn't mentioned on the networks {but which has existed, on and off, {for years, It's over now, though, [ George Jessel told friends in New | York. | George explained that he and | Eddie Cantor made up during | Holly wood’s big benefit show for tha Jessel said he intro{duced Eddie, and that they chatted |amiably to entertain the studio [audience and listeners. Their con=- | versation continued for some 50 | minutes with the microphones open, ne they parted in the hest of spirs t

Jessel is to guest star again tomorrow night on the “Rippling | Rhythm Revue,” NBC-WLW., at 8:18 | o'clock. '

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un o tomorrow-—-Madcap costar with Bea Broadway musical, On,” will frolic on [aug ‘Nine o'Clock Revue” at 9 a, m, Stoopnagle and Budd, heard on | NBC-WIRE at 4:30 p. m, and Guy Lombardo and his orchestra, heard on CBS-WFBM at the same hour, have renewed with their current sponsors. The Stoon-nagle-Budd contract is for 13 weeks, the Guy Lombardo exten. sion for 52 weeks. Maurice Evans, celebrated English actor, Jessie Matthews, English stage and screen aciress, and Bidu Sayao, Brazilian soprano, are among the “Magic Key's” performers for the NBC-WLW show at 1 p. m, Eva Le Gallienne is to have a leading role in the NBC-Blue network's presentation of Thomas Broadhurst’s play, “Evangeline,” t 7 p. m, The play was adapted from the famous Longfellow | poem. | The

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CBS-WFBM “Community has gone Hollywood, and at 9 p. m. will present its program | from the film capital, featuring | favorite songs of Fred MacMurray and Tony Martin.

Mr, Peerce also has programmed