Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 2 January 1937 — Page 16

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MYRA NORTH, SPECIAL NURSE

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THIS is just one of these broad general assertions that writers make to fill up the voids created by their own—and every one else’s— ignorance of human nature. Of course marriage is the natural life of normal women but there are many women, entirely normal, who get along very happily without it. And the notion that marriage keeps a woman from developing kinks and cranks—well, uh, uh—that is aside from your wife and mine who of

course never did have anything of the. kind—I fear, like squaring the circle, this notion has yet to be demonstrated. In fact all are. posh

EXPLORE YOUR MIND

BY DR. ALBERT EDWARD WIGGAM

35 Tle MNECESSARY To HAVE

/, EXPERIENCES IN ORDER TD LEARN MORAL HABITS AND ATTITUDES? NES ORNO ACCORDING to a recent article by Dean Christian Gauss of Princeton, an exceptionally able

observer, they are much better. The:

Dean maintains that youth is moving toward higher standards of manners, politics, economics, morals and life. The “zipper age” has ended and the “kick-hunting” generation has disappeared. Students have become more social-minded. They realize they must solve questions of personal morals just as they solve economic problems, by intelligent discipline and self-restraint. When the modern student thinks of sex. and alcohol he realizes, as former students did not, that his own moral health and welfare are bound up in the society that he

THIS theory has been given the test by young men and women for at least a million years and it has never yet.made anybody moral. The way to be good is to practice goodness; the way to Joe-

corie moral is to practice morality. If you want to teach a boy how to solve problems in arithmetic you do not begin by teaching him a lot of wrong ways of solving it. The same with moral habits.

COMMON ERRORS Never say, “The jury entered into the court room”; omit “into.” .

Best Short Waves

SATURDAY

BERLIN—4:15 p. m.—Variety. DJD, 11.77 meg. GENEVA—4:30 the League of

p. m.—News from Nations. HBL, 9.65

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Two Important Premieres On Radio Programs for Ton Tomorrow With New Bands and Faces

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WFBM 1230 (CBS Net.)

INDIANAPOLIS

WIRE 1400 (NBC Net.)

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By RALPH NORMAN Two important premieres in a week of gala radio show openings are scheduled by NBC for tonight and tomorrow night! The first, at 8:30 o’clock tonight on WLW,. will feature Joe Cook, the popular Evansville comedian, and many prominent guest stars. The second opening, at 8:15 o’clock tomorrow night, will present the dance band of the year, Shep Field's Rippling Rhythm orchestra, with a cast which will include Frank Parker, Judy Canova and other favorites of the old Paul Whiteman variety show. :

» ” ” Included in Comedian Cook's galaxy of guest stars for his NBC-Red! network program will be an orchestra composed of Rudy Vallee, Guy Lombardo, Paul Whiteman, Fred Waring, Vincent Lopez, Ferde Grofe. . —. Ozzie Nelson,

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Honeyboy Mary Marlin Gene Arnold Farm Hour

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Down East Farm Bureau Farm Circle

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Talk It Over

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Harry Richman Marv Sothern Betiv-Bob Kitty Keene

Tov Bard J. Armstrong Singing Lady Orphan Annie

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Margot Rebeil Unannounced Melodies

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BY JAMES THRASHER

‘Good Radio Music

vins}: 7, Paul Whiteman. { King of Jazz” Mr. 7hiteman already Orck stra’s only guest conductor.

from the two provocative ones he prese: fed in Philadelphia this fall. You ave heard of, and will want to h ar, the Rodgers and Hart comp: sition “All - Points West!” The music depicts the mental mean erings of a train announcer who «ends his life watching other peopl: go places but never goes ahyw! zre himself. The : there will be Van Phillips’ “Thar = You, Mr. Bach,” a musical ti sis that sets out to prove that I ach was, among other minor accom ‘lishments, the ' father of “swing ' music. Alsc you are to hear the Gershwin classic,” “An American in Paris” | William Frant Still’s “Land of Su erstition”; “Kilties A-whirl” by A olph Deutsch; “St. Louis

Jidd to the imposing list of guest conductors who have appeared on I mo Rapee’s Sunday night broadcasts—Toscanini, Stokowski, StraWalter, Ormandy, Gabrilowitsch and Rodzinski—the name of

and chief proponent of American music of a sort, has been honored this year as the Philadelphia

Now he is to serve in the same

capa: ty on tomorrow night’s broadcast over WIRE at 9 o’clock.

His program tonight is drawn >

from Ferde Grofe’s “Mississippi

Suite.” ” s ” The ‘admirable violinist, Joseph Szigeti, will play the mighty .Beethoven Concerto in. D Major tomorrow in a solo appearance with the New York Philharmonic-Symphony Orchestra, John Barbirolli conducting. : Another soloist will be John Amans, the orchestra’s excellent first flutist, in the Chaminade Flute Concerto. Orchestra selections are Liadov’s “Enchanted Lake,” the Act 1 Prelude to Wagner's “Lohengrin,” and the Polka and Fugue from Weinberger's opetra, “Schwanda, the Bagpipe Player.” The broadcast is on WFBM at 2 p. m. ; 2 4 = : : In brief: Lily Pons will sing with the Detroit Symphony and Jose Iturbi at 8 p. m. tomorrow ou WFE Mozart, Meyer] and a a : :

Eddy Duchin, B.

fl The maestros” are to. select a director by. “drawing straws” . a few minutes before program

time. If this all-star i is |

appearance of a band composed ! Joe Cook entirely of prom= | inent directors. The stunt has been planned frequently, but never that. we know of has it worked, some. | hitch always arising to prevent the. hoped-for broadcast. a Other Cook guest performers wiil include Bill Robinson, dean of American tap dancers; Notre Dame’s Four Horsemen; Admiral Richmond Pearson Hobson, U. S. Navy, retired, who bottled up the Spanish fleet in Santiago Harbor during the Spanish-American War; two Philadelphia families totaling 28 individuals, and the seven singing Vass children. | It is reported that Joe Cook also. | will be heard sometime during the - | hour broadcast. : 2 8 = : Romantic songs by Frank Park er, hillbilly comedy by Judy Can- . | ova, Annie and Zeke, and the tan. - talizing arrangements of modern music by the Shep Fields orchestra are promised on the “Rippling Rhythm Revue” which NBC-Blue and WLW will carry at 8:15 o'clock .- tomorrow night. = Nn = Open letter to Eddie Cantor: Dear Mr. Cantor: We know your $1000 reward to be paid for information leading to the return of Oscar, the trained flea

vig as a al isp LL

.| which disappeared from your pro=

gram last week, is a publicity stunt, but we think it’s a pretty good one. It must be hard this winter for a comedian. to get much ‘attention, with Minnie the Singing Mouse. monopolizing listeners’ -- interest. “Listener participation” programs ; are popular this season, though, and . you've started something in which everyone can participate. But how will you prove all the fleas listeners doubtless will send you aren’t Oscar? Doing this should involve your name in litigation for months to come, keeping your name prominent in the news. Congratu= lations. # nn For more information about Oscar, the reward and Mr. Cantor, ivne to WFBM at 7:30 o'clock tomorrow evening. : " ” 2 Oscar Bradley’s band will join the Phil Baker show tomorrow night - (WFBM _at 6:30 o'clock), replacing Hal Kemp, who moved to a Friday night program of his own. Mr. Bradley is best known to listeners as the orchestra leader for the late. Will Rogers, and he has been promi= nent many. years on Broadway musical director for Ziegfeld productions. To welcome the Bradley band fo the Baker show, Mrs. Phil Baker will make her annual guest appear=- . ance tomorrow night. Mrs. Baker .- is the former Peggy Cartwright of musical comedy fame. _She retired

| from the stage when she and the

comedian were married, and she interrupts her retirement only once annually for an appearance at her husband’s microphone. > : = zn » “The Columbia Broadcasting Sys= tem will put the greatest array of talent ever to participate in a single broadcast on the air Saturday in a gala welcoming program for Stations KNX, Hollywood, and KSFO, San Francisco, as they join the CBS network,” declared CBS President William L. Paley. :

After reading the list of performs -

| ers assembled for the program, to be

aired from 9:30 to 11:30 o'clock to=~ night over WFBM and presided: over by Maj. Bowes, we won't dispute Mr. Paley’s boast. The firsthalf of the program will originatein New York, and will present Phil" Baker, Nino Martini, Rubinpff, Pick: and Pat, Burns and Allen, Kay: Thompson and her Rhythm Singers, East and Dumke, Milton Eerle, Al: Pearce and Arlene Harris. The second portion will emanate: from Hollywood, and will include: performances by 23 CBS stars,: among .them Eddie Cantor, Al Jolson, Joe Penner, Nelson? Eddy, Jack, Oakie, Gertrude Niesen, Bobby: Breen, Dick Powell, Igor Gorin, Anne Jamison, Frances Langford, Deanna Durbin, Gene Austin, Parkyakarkus;! Martha Raye and Sid Silvers. : Dance music will be supplied by: orchestras of Freddie Rich, Benny. Goodman, Victor Young, Georgie Stoll, Jimmy Grier, Jacques Renard | and Raymond Paige, and serious" music is ‘to be presented by Howard « Barlow’s and Josef Pasternack’s: symphonic groups. TR

song from her new picture, now at the Indiana, are among her selec=" tions. . . . About to launch a con== cert tour that will bring him te In«x dianapolis on the Martens course, April 11, Nelson Eddy will be heard: with Nadine Conner on WFBM. at~

7 p. m. fOMOITOWs ph