Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 16 December 1936 — Page 28

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INSPECTOR EMPTREE / YOU'RE A SICK MAN! LET ME CALL A PHYSICIAN-

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bound merely to record one's impressions—but I should say people who “keep up with the times” certainly live more, and find life more of an adventure than those whe cling always to the old ways, especially old habits of thought. Seems to me the “good life” is that of the “ha medium,’ —moderation in all things, even opinions— a due regard for the past and its traditions and conquests and en openness of mind to the new.

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gist, has studied the gestures of | many races and although we believe we gesticulate very little, yet “Papa” Boas, as his students call him, shows that we Americans gesticulate almost as much as any people. Our gestures, however, are not quite so characteristic as those of some of the older races, such as those of the Italians and Jews, whose gestures have come down from ancient times and are as much a part of their language as their gpeech. ® =»

AS I mentioned yesterday,

all over the

a questionnaire sent to thousands

LET'S EXPLORE YOUR MIND

country and the answers were overwhelmingly for the “smart” girl. Some students said, “Lots of pretty girls can be awfully sloppy’ —I'm in on that answer. Others said, “If she looks smart we think she is pretty.” When I was 20 I would have thought this whole question was awfully important—it really is at that age; but boys, after 30 years of happy married life—well confidentially, I still think, like Lincoln's rat-hole, it's worth look« ing into.

NEXT-Can wives change husbands?

COMMON ERRORS

Never say, “I claim that you have insulted me”; say, “I maintain,” or “I assert, etc.”

The people of the United Slates have long known that concentrated wealth is Public Enemy No. 1. The presidential election proved

1—=Gifford Pinchot, Pennsylvania Republican leader.

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BER 7:30 P.M —Pianoforie pists or Brahms and Chopin. 0 ;

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St. Nick (look closely and you'l ers) asks Portland (Mrs. Allen) w smile indicates he is pleased with

System in 4-Hour Broadcast Dec. 29; Network Was Organized 2 Years Ago

FRED ALLEN PLAYS SANTA CLAUS | Cavalcade of America t

Honor Telegraph Genius Tonight. BY RALPH NORMAN

Newest step in radio's develop- | ment is extension of {he Mutual

‘| network to the West Coast, com-

1 find Fred Allen behind the whiskhat she wants for Christmas. The the answer, For more silliness by

the Allens, tune in Town Hall Tonight, WLW at 8 o'clock.

RADIO THI

INDIANAPOLIS FBM 1230

(CBS Net.) (NBC Net.

Orchestra Freshmen Dance Revue Unannounced

4:00 Tea Tunes 15 " " Women's News Wilderness

Santa Claus Jimmy Allen Terry-Ted Sports

Santa Clans Wheeler Mission

5:00 5:15 5:30

5:15 Renfrew

F Easy Aces Uncle Ezra Betiy-Jimmy

Sports Popeye Goose Creek News

6:00 6:15 6:30 6:45

7:00 7:15 7:30 7:45

‘Cavalcade

Burns-Allen King's or.

Diamond News

Revue de Paree ”"n "0

S EVENING

' (The Indianapolis Times Is not responsible for inaccuracies in program announcements caused by station changes ufter press time.) INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400

CINCINNATI WLW 700 } (NBC-Mutual)

CHICAGO WGN 720 (Mutual Net)

Len Salve Dorings Serenade Margery Graham

Toy Band Jack Armstrong Singing Lady Orphan Annie Melodies Buddy-Ginger Singing Lady Orphan Annie

Johnsons Smoothies Sports Lowell Thomas Amos-Andy Chuck Wagon Revue o 3 Lum-Abner Jack Randolph

One Family ”" ”

Ensemble Sports

Lone Ranger Tonjo Time Musie Box

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Gang Busters

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Unannounced Rubinoft

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Romance-Roses

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Hit Parade Ensemble

News Basonology Ma sier’s Or. "

Hayes' OF.

Indiana Roof Nelson's Or.

Meeker's Or, Ravel's Or. + Ry » ”n "

Little's Or. Martin's Or, Kyser's or.

Paul Sullivan Minstrel Arnheim's Or, Davis’ Or.

Moon River Dance or.

Weeks’ Or. Jurgen's or.

THURSDAY

INDIANAPOLIS 'FBM_ 1230

WF (CBS Net.) (NBC Net.

INDIANAPOLIS WIRE 1400

PROGRAMS

CINCINNATI1

CHICAGO WLW 700 3 ) (NBC-Mutual)

WGN 20 (Mutual Net)

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3. Almanac 4

Hit Leather

Ea tly Birds ”» ”» ”" ” ” » ” ”

Musical Clock

Swing Time

News

Chandler Chats Postoffice Cheerio ” ”

Silence ”n »

Good Morning Golden Hour

News Streamliners Varieties o »

Musical Gems Adela St. John

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Happy Long Marv Baker Varady Children

Gold Medal

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David Harum Salesmen Christmas Day mreams

Milky Way Quality Twins rs; Farrell

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Honeyboy Mary Marlin Gene Arnold Bible Ins't.

Gumps Treasure Chest Helen Trent Darling

Way Down East Farm Burean Farm Circle Howells-Wright

Big Sister Ll ool of Alr

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Fashion Show

Marshalls Answer This

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City Sleeps Arts Society Dance Revue Helen Behlke

Tea, Tunes

Chatter Wilderness Road

Where to find other stations:

WMAQ 670; Louisville, WHAS 820;

It's no insult to the intelligence

that it also is Political Liability No. | Consequently it was withdrawn after |

place on tomorrow's broadcast

lar. It is, of course, one of the fours overtures to the opera “Fidelio,” so named for the heroine, Leonore, who masquerades as Fidelio to free her husband from prison. Beethoven suffered az much tribulation from his theatrical music as did Schubert. ‘The opera never attained much success in his lifetime. The opening performance took place in November of 1806 in a Vienna | overrun by Napoleon's soldiers, Most | of the Viennese who might have ap- | preciated it had fled long since. the third night. | The best authorities tell us that the order of the overtures’ composition was 2, 3, 1 and the “Fidelio” overture. The second was played at the “premiere.” In the ensuing four months before the next production, Beethoven wrote No. 3, a revision of the original. The “Fidelio” usually is heard in| the opera's German performances, we understand, but here No. 3 holds the field, both in the “Fidelio” productions and as a concert piece. Besides the Beethoven, Mr. Iturbi is to do the “Haffner” Symphony which Mozart wrote for a family of that name, then promptly forgot it. Fortunately, the world has not done likewise, Cencluding the concert will be

s mightily im-

MeGregor's House

Good Radio Music

BY JAMES THRASHER

n his “Leonore” overtures by Beethoven, the third of which is to have a > : by Jose Iturbi and the Rochester Phil- | harmonic Orchestra (NBC-Blue at 2:15 p. m.). The fact that it is No. 3 that Mr, Iturbi has chosen is since it generally is conceded to be the best and certainly the most popu-

Hymns ” ” Art Gilham " fo Aunt Mary Good Morning

. Larry-Sue

Len Salve ren Get Thin ” ”

Stumpus Club Children Wildeats Chandler Jr.

Livestock-News Personal Column Love Sess Gospel Singer

Cooking School e Are Four Love Song Miss Hewson

Girl Alone Rubinoft Reports Farm-Home

Piano Solos

Neighbor ” ”n ” ”

KRketches Molly

Memory Lane Wife vs, Sec'y Markets Mid-day Service Ensemble Harold Turner Painted Dreams Ensemble

Molly June Baker Lan Salve Unannounced

School of Air ” ” ” ”

Pepper Young Ma Perkins Vie-8Sade O’'Neills

Way Down East Mary Sothern Good Health Rerenade

Virginians Mary Sothern Betty-Bob Kitty Keene

Toy Band Jack Armstrong

Singing Lady Orphan Annie

Harold Turner Margot Rebeil Ramblers Margery Graham

Chicago, WBBM 1770, WENR 870,

Detroit, WIR 750; Gary, WIND 560.

for one to check up now and again

no surprise,

pressive transcription of the Bach D Minor Toccata and Fugue.

| pleting the swiftest rise of a broad- | casting system to transcontinental ‘stature. Mutual will dedicate its coast-to-coast system with a gala four-hour | program Dec. 29, althouga Its fii8 | broadcast from the West was the [recent Southern California-Notre | Dame football game. Mutual was organized two years ago, being rec- | ognized officially as America's third | network on Oct. 1, 1934. | Organization was an oulgrowth of {exchange of programs between | WOR, Newark: WGN, Chicago, and | WLW, Cincinnati, and consisted at [the beginning of only two broad- | casts each week. Today, Mutual {schedules 16 hours daily of program interchange, and includes several of | thie country’s most powerful stations. | n n n

| For its weekly dramatization, | “Cavalcade of America,” which | WFBM. will carry at 7 o'clock toright, will present the story of | Samuel F. B. Morse and his inven- [ tion of the telegraph. Morse will be | chown in his disappointment at being unable, despite successful experiments, to get appropriations by Congress for practical development of his invention, | “Cavalcade of America” programs |are notable for depicting some of the unhappiness, despair and dis=appointment which have preceded many of our commonplace conveniences., Mr. Morse's failure to get help in his day has been paralleled hy many other great contributors to America's development and culture. n o n

Vincent Lopez is conducting a song-writing contest for collegiate musicians, winning tunes to be played on his CBS programs, A. music house has promised to publish the best numbers submitted.

n n "

Fred Allen made a good program better, we believe, by turning his amateur p~=riod over to unemployed professional entertainers, Last week's prize winners were Tommy Hyde and his Honey Boys, old-time minstrel men. Not meny years ago they appeared in vaudeville with a just-fair juggler named Fred Allen. Tonight's headliner, WLW at 8 o'clock, will be William Fisher, department store floor walker who saw the bottom drop out of vaudeville just as he was ready for a stage career, Fred arranged his appearance tonight as a special tribute to the good nature of sales people despite the Christmas shopping rush, n " n Ken Christie, pianist and arranger for the Town Hall Tonight quartet, likes to recall a trick an orchestra in a CBS studio once played on Director Don Voorhees, who now leads the “Cavalcade of America” orchestra. The studio clock was set five minutes fast. The director arrived, picked up his baton, and waited for the second hand to indicate the starting moment, “The hand came around,” Ken tells, “and Don gave the band the down beat for the theme song. Not a sound! Don looked panicstricken, waved at the men frantically and then gave another down beat. This time they played—a horrible discord. I never saw any one look as horrified as Don—thinking that was going out on the air.” And the director was So un=nerved, Ken relates, he hardly could conduct the program. » n ” Another story is told by Andre Baruch, WABC-CBS announcer for six years, who the other day received a letter from his own station advising him his audition would be delayed again. They hoped, the letter said, he would be available when WABC held its next trials to select new talent! The way Mr. Baruch got his job was queer enough. Seven years ago he wrote the station asking for a job as studio pianist. The audition date was set, and he arrived with music ready to play. He found no piano waiting him. He was told his name was on a list of applicants for announcer. “IT never had done much announcing,” Mr. Baruch said, “ex-

” ” ” Our obvious and belated nomina- | tion of the Brahms Quintet as the finest of all works for piano and string quartet doesn't mean much one way or the other. But our ad- | vice to he around your radio set at | 4 o'clock” tonight should be heeded, | for at that time the Gordon String | Quartet and Frank Sheridan will perform it on the Coolidge Library | of Congress broadcast.

Any One Can Tell Life Story Well

Every man, woman and child is a good radio actor if given the assignment of telling his own life story, according to Phillips Lord, director of “We, the People,” heard over the NBC-Blue network at 4 p. m. each Sunday. “They know what they're talking

NBC-Blue |

carries the broadcast. | night)

about,” says Mr. Lord, who presents

cept to pinch hit on the small stations occasionally. As long as I was there, thouzh, I thought I might as well take the audition. They hired me. So I have been an announcer instead of pianist ever

since.” n n 5

The fifth edition of NBC's new “Professional Parade” (WIRE at 8 o'clock tonight) will feature the Memory Lane Trio, whose combined ages total 210 years; Blix Ruskay, impersonator, and several singers. You'll likely be seeing and hearing some of these Wednesday evening entertainers on vaudeville stages before many months. Unfortunately, now that NBC is prepared to help unemployed professional troupers, there are few theaters playing vaudeville, ou ” ” It's unfair to organized, and unorganized, Gracie Allen fans to ignore the dizzy dame's radio adventures longer. At the moment, Gracie's and George's CBS programs (WFBM at 7:30 o'clock %toare only interludes away from paeking for their journey to New York just after Christmas. Only two of their programs will originate in the East before they return early in January to their new Hollywood home which George is presenting to Gracie as a Christmas gift. It's supposed to be a secret, but Gracie knows all about it. n ” nu George Bernard Shaw, Eddy Duchin, Clark Gable and Al Smith may look forward to being carjcatured in music by Meredith Willson, whose broadcasts are. heard on

average citizens untrained in radio | the NBC-Blue network and WIRE

speaking, they're saying what they think. Of course they would stumble and fumble if they were given a story

they hadn't lived and felt.”

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“They aren't acting— |at 9:30 p. m, each Wednesday. These

celebrities are leading the maestro’s poll, indicating most listeners want programs based on these personalities

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