Indianapolis Times, Indianapolis, Marion County, 18 September 1936 — Page 42

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Saturday Morning Children’ s Program

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—By Al Capp

IT MADE ME KINDA SAD AN’ -AN’ LONELY WHEN YO DRIVED HANNIBAL HOME -AN’ KEPT ME A-WAITIN' - BUT AH HAINT MAD. MISS SANDRA -TH REASON I1s--AH IS IN LOVE OF YOu?’ (GULP)

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PROM HIS VAMTARE ROINT ON A ROOF / TOP. NOT FAR FROM THE GARSTIN 4 HOUSE, JACK LANE, PEERING THRU HIS GLASSES, SUDDENLY GROWS

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By William Ferguson

PASS

IS PROFITABLE

Today’s Contract Problem

If West disregards ordinary’ requirements for high card strength, and opens the bidding with his major twosuiter, should it help or hinder North and South in reaching a grand slam contract?

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Solution to Previous Problem BY WM. E. M'KENNEY American Bridze League Secretary RIDGE, especially in a team of four match played at duplicate, | is really applied psychology. When both teams hpld the same cards, | | the result of the match never can be | laid to the fact that the other fel- | low “held the deck,” and the only | question is which team made the | better use of the resources available. In one of the matches in the team f four championship at the Amer- | 1can Bridge League tournament in | Asbury Park, N. J. recently, Mat- { thew 8. (Red) Reilly, of Chicago, a member of the winning team, | showed that he was a superb psy- | chologist by the manner in which he

| handled his rather meager holdings

on today's hand. Reilly held the

Duplicate—N. & S. vul. South West North East 1é Double 2& Fass Pass Double Pass Pass ‘129 Double Pass Pass

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many championships, including the | National Masters’ title, and was a i member of the defending championship team; so his opening bid on his weak holding was not the act of an amateur, but the studied decision of an expert. However, the | opening bid was poor, and the later rescue even worse. eilly, who was playing in his first national championship match, irose to great heights. His first pass came as a matter of course, as his hand was too weak to.bid freely over North's two club bid but his unhesitating pass of the double of two clubs stamped him as a master of applied psychology. “I figured South would place me with lots of clubs if I passed, and would now probably bid right into my partner's hand,” he explained. South did, and when the tricks ‘were counted after South had played the hand at two hearts doubled, East and West chalked up 1100 points as penalties. At the other table, Reilly's teammates, seated North and South had

So They Say

If Europe and the world can

" find no other way of settling dis-

putes than war now—when we

| are still finding and burying bod-

ies of those who fell 20 years ago —the world deserves to perish.— Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin, of England.

It's my profession to chasten morals by ridicule.—George Bernard Shaw.

Sentiment is growing, and I mean sentiment for total abstinence.~—Mrs., Ella A. Boole, temperance leader.

You can not translate humor in your (moving) pictures, and many of our people do not realize that your* universities are really not taught by crooners or comedians in caps and gowns.—Rafael Belaunde Jr, Peruvian consul at Miami. :

Franklin D. Roosevelt, however good he may be as a starter, is. a poor finisher. — Gifford Pinchot, former governor of Pennsylvania,

The suppression of any political theory is fundamentally contrary to the American idea and an exceedingly poor policy to" boot. The surest way to get students to think interestedly about social possibilities

which we dislike and fear is to prescribe them.—Professor E. A. Burtt,

Columbia University.

It is easy to pick out the child who is going to develop into a potential criminal, or suicide, or It is always the child who has no social interest, who shuts himself up in himself, and who seyelops Haginany Sevarice: -—Dr. Adler, ;

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All dressed up for her movie appearance in “Valiant Is the Word for Carrie,” Gladys (Gedrge (above) will preview the picture on the Hollywood Hotel program at 7 o'clock tonight over WFBM. Miss George, who appeared here last season in “Personal Appearance,” will be supported by Arline Judge, Isabel Jewel and John Howard

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Lacks Support Here

A recent letter from the radio!

front claims that the dispute about film stars appearing on radio programs will be settled by the country's exhibitors. These gentlemen, the correspondent states, practically are boycotting the pictures starring radio-performing players. Though the movie executives admit that they can do little at present, the idea is that if their market shuts down on their most expensive productions, something will be done quickly. And then the sponsors who have built their programs without movie “names” will be happiest of all. A look at Indianapolis’ first run pictures this week indicates that local bookers haven't heard -of the boycott, or aren't taking it very seriously.

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Joan-Escorts Great Lakes Ex.

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T. Makepeace Kindergarten

Sally Nelson Serenade Smoothies Charioteers A. G. Karger Serenade

Jesse Crawford

Best Short Waves

FRIDAY

ROME—5 p. m.—News F Ann, Opera Taiections 2RO, 9.63 MADRID—8 p. pouty uate, Spanish course. ZAG, 9.87 meg. BERLIN—8:30 p. m.—Mausical -play. BID, 11.77 meg. ; RACAS—8:15 p. m, -< Dance Ba YV2RC, 5.8 meg. LONDON—8 ‘m.—The Celebrity Trio. GSF, 15. ies: GSC, 9.48 meg. TORONTO—Luliaby La RE. CJRO, Winnipeg, 6.135 meg.; 11.72 es,

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fectly & timate kick coming. For every. Jack Benny, Bob Burns or Bing Cfosby whose radio popularity packs a moyie house, there are a dozen Hollywood-developed stars whose radio appearances will tend to keep the customers home. Rin ~ One of the most expensive radio broadcasts was ‘put on recently by sportcaster Stuart Buchanan. While airing a boxing show from Hollywood's American Legion Stadium, he brought George Rart, Mae West, Groucho and Chico Marx, Sid Silvers, Clark Gable and Glenda Farrell .to

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Will Start Fifth Season Tomorrow from Stage of Block's Auditorium

‘Al Jolson’s ‘Sonny Boy! and 19-Piece Band in Initial Broadcast. WFBM's Saturday morning chile

dren's program, one of the real “old-time amateur hours,” will go

on the air for its fifth season at 10 a. m. tomorrow from the stage of | Block's Auditorium.

Features of the openjng broad

| cast will be the appearance, in per=

son, of Al Jolson's “Sonny Boy.” and a 19-piece band of Indianapolis boys, under Francis S. Ainsley's direction. The local radio children’s hour is one of the most spontaneous and informal programs on the air. There are no rehearsals or auditions. Any youngster may participate simply by registering, and some of them, as past listeners know, are surprise ingly good. The series will run 18 weeks, with one winner selected from each pro gram. The finalists then will come pete for cash prizes.

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Something seems to have ape pened to Ethel Barrymore's “ree tirement,” announced a few weeks ago on Ben Bernie's program. A sponsor with a radio contract did the trick, and now the actress is to go on the air in a few weeks with a series of her former stage successes, presented in condensed form on the NBC-Blue network. First on the list will be “Cape tain Jinks.” which was Miss Barrymore’s first starring play back in 1900. With it she graduated from the ranks, where she learned the theatrical art under the guidance of her uncle, John Drew, Miss Barry more's most recent ventures on the ether have been as stooge to comedians—practically outshrieking Ed Wynn in a rather un-funny Shapespearean burlesque, and exchanging quips with Ben Bernie, ”

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“Swing” keeps cropping up in this column; as it does in radio programs. But it's worth while to. note that Andre Kostelanetz uses three oboes, a harp and a celeste in his swing section—and he claims that these chaste orchestral instruments can lend as torrid a touch to popular numbers as can the more usual clarinet and trumpet. Tonight they'll contribute fo what can be predicted as an unusual arrangement of: “Tiger Rag”’—at 8 on WFBM.

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If you have wondered why Maj. Bowes was allowed to plug his new sponsor and network on his last NBC program Sunday night, the answer, we are told, is in subtle script writing. ! NBC forbids any mention of its rival network or sponsors on broadcasts, and the Major was warned of it before his final program. A hand was laid on the switch several times during the final broadcast, but there never was a time when the cut-off could be made gracefully, due to the above-mentioned ingenious literary structure, The Major had some similar troue ble not long ago. One of his broad casters mentioned the name of his auto-company employer in rehearsal. Maj. Bowes cautioned him against using the trade name over the air, but the boy slipped it across during the performance. = ” 2 When Mrs. Bunny Berrigan kisses her husband, she gets the costliest embrace in radio. Her trumpet playing spouse, guiding spirit of Co~ lumbia’s “Saturday Swing Session,” has his lips insured for $100,000, One of the boys in the band Suggest« ed fire insurance for his mustache, too

Good Music

BY JAMES THRASHER

Three portions of Bach's B Minor Mass, which ranks with the best work of Palestrina, Beethoven's Mass in D Major and Bach's own “St. Matthew Passion” as the world’s greatest religious music, are to be given tonight by .the Boston Symphony Orchestra, Dr. Serge

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chorus of Harvard and Radcliffe College students,’ This concert; third in a special series presented by Dr. Koussevitzky in connection with Harvard's thres hundredth anniversary, will be broadcaét on WIRE at 8 o'clock. The “Et Incarnaius,” “Crucifixus” and “Cum Sancto Spiritu” are to bs performed. Of the “Crucifixus,” Bpitta, Bach's biographer, wrote

| that after hearing it, any other

setting of that part of the mass appears as a “pale phantom.” The “Cum Sancto Spiritu” is a fugue of

great power, closing with an Amen, Deeply Religious

Bach's deeply religious nature receives its fullest expression in this great work. It is remarkable that the composer, staunchest of Prote estants, should have labored so diligently to add this distinguished work to the Catholic liturgy; and that he wrote it at a time when he was so harassed by the narrowminded Leipzig- church officials who employed him. : Bach wrote to a friend, about the time that the mass was begun: “The authorities are very. strange folk and little given to music, so

thiey were dealing with | ; genius, an unkind fate forced Bach to remain at his uncongenial post of cantor at St. Thomas until his death, The

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